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yiwanjiededuanpianyanqingticaixiaoshuo《jianfeijiaoliankaihuangqiang，wozhuantouzhuangfanxunlianying》shi“suqi”deqingxinzhizuo，shuzhongzhurengongshichixingjiajia，xiaoshuogushijianshushi：”“qianyifenbutui，nijiwomenxunlianyingdailaibuhaodeyingxiang，haidepeiwomenqian。”wofankaihetong，shangmianguoranyouzheiyitiao。woanmaziji，meiciqianhetongdeshihou……

精彩章节

weileduobiwomaanpaidexiangqin，wobaolejianfeixunlianying。jinyingdiyitian，wotingjianjiaolianmenxianliao。

“nimenkanjianjintianlaideneigetangxiaonaleme，qianmianneiyiduizhenda！

”zhitingduifangcongsangziyanlijichuyishengbuxiede‘heng’。yuqiqingtiao。“zaizheipizhulisuanhaixing，

xunlianshihouwotigejigeshishishougan。”woshunjianxiangchileyiwanzhicangyingyiyangexin，yinweiwojiushitangxiaona。

wochongdaonancesuogen**jiaolianlilun。jiaolianweixieshuo：“zaizheinijuranganrewo？

nixinbuxinwofenfenzhongnongsini？”woshangxuezhengdunxuexiao、shangbanzhengdunzhichang。reshangwo。

sheinongsisheihaibuyidingni！【1】womabuzhidaobeinageqinqi**le，santianliangtouyaowoxiangqin。

zheiduanshijianzhengganshangwoshiyezaijia，xiangqindepinlvyoushangzhangle。shizaibuxiangjianneixieqipadexiangqinduixiang，

zaijiashangguowanlenianpanglebushao。wojizijibaolegejianfeixunlianying，xiangzheduoyiduo。xunlianyingkaixuediyitian，

wopobujidaidezhunshiruying。jiewomendejiaoliangegereqingyangyi，lianshangguazhexiao。“geweimeinv，**yixia，

dengxiawomenhuidaidajiaqucanguanxunlianchanghefenpeisushe，dajiagenjinle。

”“yihoudajiayourenhekunnandoukeyizhaowo，wojiaochixing。”zheigejiaochixingdejiaolian，kanqilaibinbinyouli，

henhaogoutongdeyangzi。canguanwanxunlianchang，chixingbawomensongdaolesushe。liangrenyijiandesushe，mianjibuda，

danhaisuanganjing。genwozhuyigewudeshiyigekeaidexiaomeimei，jiaojiajia。nvhaizhijiandeyouyi，

wangwangcongyipaoniaokaishi。womenyiqicongweishengjianchulaishi，tingjianduimiannanceyourenliaotian。

“nimenkanjianjintianlaideneigetangxiaonaleme，qianmianneiyiduizhenda！

”zhitingduifangcongsangziyanlijichuyishengbuxiede‘heng’。yuqiqingtiao。“zaizheipizhulisuanhaixing，

xunlianshihouwotigejigeshishishougan。”woshunjianxiangchileyiwanzhicangyingyiyangexin。yinweiwojiushitangxiaona。

tingzheishengyinzaishuxibuguo，zheibujiushidaiwomenzhuanleyitiandechixingjiaolianme。zheixiejiaolianjingyouliangfumiankong，

sixializheimewochuodeyilunnvxueyuan。woxinggebenlaijiujizao，shizaitingbuxiaqu，yixiazichongjinnance。

“womenshizhu，nimenshishenme？nimenshizhugouburu！”neijigejiaoliankanjianwomingxianheleyitiao。

chixingzhenjingguohou，yuqilimaqiangying。“niyoubingshiba！zheishinancesuo！”wosisidingzhutadeyanjing，

qifenshunjianbiandejinzhangqilai。jiajiazaihoumianyigejingdelawo，zuilizhejidezhongfuzhe‘zouba，womenzouba。

’chixinghuanhuanxiang**jin，yaozheyaweixiedao。“zaizheinijuranganrewo？nixinbuxinwofenfenzhongnongsini？

”shuohuajianluluxuxuyourenjinlai，chixingyanshenpiaohu，daodishiyouxiegulv。yongshouzhilezhiwoyizuojinggao，

daizherenchuqule。huiqudelushang，jiajiayigejingdequanwo，zaibierendezhuchanghaishibuyaoreshidehao。

wobiaomiandaying，danxinliqueqingchu。xiangchixingzheizhongxiaoren，pashizaoyijingjichoule。

【2】ruyingdediertianwomenjiukaishilegaoqiangdudexunlian。xunlianwomentinengdejiaolianzhengshichixing。

tayiyanjiuzairenqunzhongsuodingwo，lianshanglikeluchuyiweibumingdexiao。guoran，meicidaowoshenbianshi，

chixingdouyaojiuzhengwodedongzuo。qijianmianbuleyouzhitijiechu。jingguozuotianjiajiadequandao，wobenxiangnengrenzeren。

meixiangdaochixingjurandecunjinchi。raoleyiquanhuilai，chixingyougujizhongshi。yizhishoufangzaiwode**shang，

yizhishoutuozhewodedatui。fangzai**shangdeshou，choujinsidenieleliangxia。woshizairenwukeren，

huishoutuilechixingyiba。chixingcubujifang，diezuozaidi。shangkedexueyuanmenqishuashuadekanxiangwomenzheibian。

chixingyouxieguabuzhulian，huangzhangdikaikou：“niganshenmeni！wozaibangnijiuzhengdongzuo，nixiangduolebani。

”“jiuzhengdongzuoyounie**dema？”tingdaowodehua，xueyuanmenfenfenyilunqilai。“zenmehuishi？

zheigejiaoliankanqilairentinghaodea，nengzuochuzheizhongshi？”“gangcaisheikanjianle？nilidejin，nikanjianlema？

”“womeikandao，zenmehuishi？”......dajiadoumengmengdebuzhidaodaodizenmele，

yiweilaoxueyuanturankaikou。“pashixiangnanrenxiangfengle，pengcipengdaojiaolianshenshangle。

”chixingyitingzheihuashunjianlailejingshen，babuyaolianfahuidaojizhi。

daomaoanrandejiehua：“wozhidaonimengebiexueyuanjiandaojiaoliandouyouyixiexiaoxinsi，

danshinimenlaizheilishiweilejianfeide，qiyudeshiqingzuihaobuyaoxiang，

gengbuyaoyongxiasanlandeshouduangouyin、wumiejiaolian，qunzhongdeyanjingshixueliangde。”tingdaozheifanhua，

dajiafenfenxiangwotoulaibiyidemuguang。fangfoyijingzuoshi，wojiushigouyinjiaolianbuchengjiujijiaolianpozangshuide**。

yishunjianwochenglezhongshizhide，beizhenggexunlianyingderenpaiji。【3】wufanshi，dajiadouduozhewozuo，

zuilijijiwaiwaidexiaoshengyilunzhe。jiajiazouguolai，zuozaiwopangbianpailepaiwodejianbang。

“jintianrangtachuyikouqiyehao，rihouyebuhuizaizhenduini，zheibijingzaitamendedipan，renrenba。

”chixingzheiyangdexiaorenwojianduole，yaoxiangzhitajiuyaobitagengyinsuncaixing。danxiangdaowozhizaizheidaiyigeyue，

yihoulaosibuxiangwanglaide。duoyubazijigaodetailei，bianxiaozheduijiajiadianlediantou。duitadehuabiaoshimoren。

haimeichijikou，jiukanjianzaochendaitoupowozangshuidelaoxueyuandaizhejigezhangxiangxionghandedashenchaozhewozouguolai。

qishixiongxiongdiyangzi，yikanjiulaizhebushan。yiqunrenbawohejiajiaweileqilai，

daitoudebajiajiadecanpanyidaolehoumiandezhuozishang。“ranggedier，womenzhaota，gennimeiguanxi。

”jiajianakuaizideshouyouxiezhandou。wochongzhejiajiatailexiatou，shiyitaguoqu。

neilaoxueyuanyi**zuozailewodeduimian。“xiaoguniang，ziwojieshaoyixia，zaizheidajiadoujiaowohongjie，

chixingshiwoderen。”“zairangwofaxianniyishensaoweidegouyinta，woyoudeshishouduanduifuni，tinghuajianlema？

”womianbugaise，taitoukanzheyanqiandenvren。xinxiangjiunizheigongli，genwomabidouhaichadian。“dashen，

zheimedadenianjijuranhaixuenianqingrengaoqixiaotuantibalingle，diubudiuren？”“chixingyeshikuaichourou，

xihuannijiuwuzhe，meirengenniqiang。”wolandegentajiuchan，zhuanshenxiangzou。turanyourenconghoumiantuilewoyixia，

wocubujifangshuailegegouchishi。shouzhoucachulexue。hongjietamenjianzhuanghahadaxiaoqilai。“yajianzuili，

jinidiankutouchangchang，zaiyouxiacijiumeizheimejiandanle。”kanzhezheiqunrendezuilian，woleyiduzihuo。zhanqilai，

zuanjinleshouzhongdecanpan，gangyaorengguoqu。lianggebaoanlimachongleguolai：“ganmani！zunshouzhixu，buxunaoshi。

”hongjieyixingrendeyiyangyangdecongwoshenbiancajianerguo。wanwanmeixiangdao，yigexiaoxiaodexunlianyingjingranzheimeheian。

zheicaiguoleyitian，jiubawohaodunzheteng。jinhoubuzhidaohaiyoushenmedafengdalangni。【4】huidaosushe，

jiajiadezhuangtaihunbushoushede。xishuzhihou，yizhitangzaichuangshangbeiduizhewo，wohanletaliangsheng，doumeiyouhuiying。

jiajianianjixiao，yexushibeijintiandezhenzhanghezhule。zheiyiqieshuodaodidoushiyinwoerqi，

pingbaiwugulianleilejiajia。woduijiajiayouyiwangeqianyi。“jiajia，duibuqi，jintiandeshishiwolianleinile，

nifangxin，wohuijinkuaijiejuede。”jiajiajinlejinbeizi，yijiumeiyouhuiying。banye，wobeiniaobiexing，

mimihuhudiqilaishanglegecesuo。huilaishi，zhijianjiajiazhanzaiwodechuangbian，shoushangnazhegeheibudaizi，

yigejingdedou。zheiheidengxiahuodehelewoyitiao。wolimadakaideng，wenleju：“jiajia，niganmani？

”jiajiayixiazibeihedeshilehun，‘a’deyishengzuozailedishang。shoushangdeheibudaizidiaolexialai，

conglimianmengdicuanchulailiangzhiheisedelaoshu。jiajiayijingbeihekule。“duibuqi，tamenbiwode，

rangwobalaoshufangzainichuangshang。”“tamenshuoruguobuzheimezuo，zheilaoshujiuhuichuxianzaiwodewanli。

”kanzhetanzuozaidi，qibuchengshengdejiajia，yiguhuozhicuantianlinggai。woqingqingpailepaijiajiadejianbang，

shenmedoumeiyoushuo。dishangdelaoshuhaizailuancuan，wofanyingxunsucaidaoleyizhi。linqilaoshuweiba，

chaozhehongjiedeqinshishaleguoqu。【5】‘kuangkuangkuang’hongjieshuiyanxingzhongdeqilaikaimen。“sheiya，

zheimewanbu......”kaimendeyishunjian，wolaqihongjiedeyilingjiubalaoshufanglejinqu。

niyechangchangbeilaoshuzuanyifudeziweiba。hongjiefanyingguolaishi，laoshuyijingjinqu。

tadahandajiaodezaizoulanglilaihuipao，zuishanghanzhe‘jiuming’。zaomeilebaitianneixiaozhangbahudeyangzi。

yixiaoshihou，womenzhengzhengqiqidezuozailejinglibangongshi。jinglirouzhenaodai，yilianchourong。

pangbiandechixingduanchadaoshui，yifuyinqindenucaixiang。“chijiaolian，nizenmedaidexueyuan，zhengchuzheimedadongjing，

nixiangbuxiangganle？”“duibuqijingli，doushiwodecuo，zheitangxiaonashigecitou，laidediyitianjiurehuo，

huiquwokendinghaohaoshoushita。”wolimaqishen，dangzhejinglidemiangenchixingdangmianduizhi。

“shizheigehongjiexianlaizhaorewode，wozheishuyuzhengdangfangwei。”“xiawudeshihoutajiuzhudongguolaizhaowomafan，

buxinkeyikanjiankong。”hongjiezuozaiyibianyilianshengquanzaiwodeyangzi，qingmiedao：“youzhi，haijiankong，

jiankongshenmeshihoukaiguo？”chixingzhizhewo，chaowozouguolai。quebeijingliyibalazhu。jinglizoudaowomianqian，

yigaiwangriwenruodemoyang，ehenhendidingzhewo“nijiaotangxiaonashiba！”wodianlediantou。jinglishenchushizhi，

yixiayixiadechuozhewodenaodai。“wogaosuni，nijiwolaoshidian，hongjieshiwomenzheidelaoxueyuanle，

shangsijiaokehuadeqiandounenggongshangzhenggexunlianyingdekaixiaole，wodouyaorangzhehongjiesanfen，nishigeshenmedongxi！

”jianzhishisheshuyiwo，wozheishijinlepansidongle。wodianlediantou，rebuqiwohaiduobuqima？！“hao，

wotuiyingzongxingleba。”jinglidaxiaoliangsheng，naguozhuoshangdehetong，shuaizaiwoshenshang。“tuiyingkeyia，

hetongshangxiedeqingqingchuchu，lugemianzeshipin，shuoshinizijiziyuan，genxunlianyingyidianguanxiyemeiyou。

”“qianyifenbutui，nijiwomenxunlianyingdailaibuhaodeyingxiang，haidepeiwomenqian。”wofankaihetong，

shangmianguoranyouzheiyitiao。woanmaziji，meiciqianhetongdeshihoudoubuhuizixikan，zheihuizhendezaizheichibiele。

kanxianzaizheiyangdeqingkuang，womenyijingbunenghaojuhaosanle。jirantazheimexiangliuwo，neiwohaijiubuzoule。

feiyaojiaodeniguanmendajibuke！【6】zheimenaotengleyifan，wosuanshichedisilexin。

lianjingligentamendoushiyihuode，yaoxiangzhitamen，wozhiyouqinzidongshou。

jiajiazicongneicishijianzhihoujiubeihongjietamenguoxie。meitiangenzaitamen**houbian，dangtamendeshihuanyatou。

woderiziguodehaiburuta。woyoubianchengleyigerendulaiduwang。

meitiandefanlibushibeirenjialedashaodashaodeyan，jiushitangliyiguganshuiwei。womeicichidaoshenmeguaiwei，

zaishitangwawadatu。doushaobulehongjietamenjigezaipangbianchaoxiaojiju。“xiaona，niyetaixingfuleba，

meitianshitangdoujinijiacan。”“taya，meiyougongzhuming，haidelegongzhubing，dajiahuozheishibangtazhibingni。

”chixinggengshiguofen。suiranbuganduiwodongshoudongjiao，danmeicidouhuizaiyouwodedifangdashengkaiwodehuangqiang。

womeicidourenqitunsheng，dingduoshibaitamenyiyanjiuzou。jicixialai，tamenyiweiwochedisongle，

duiwofangsonglejingti。zheitianchiwanwanfan，jiajialuguowoshiqiaoqiaosaijiwoyizhangzhitiao。dakaiyikan，

zhitiaoshangxiezhe‘985521’。wolianshangluchujiuweidexiaorong。zhongyunengchuyikouqile。

【7】laoshushijianzhihou，jiajiamingbaile，yiweirenrangzhinengbeirencaizaijiaodi。tingdaowoyoulejihuazhihou，