jiefuwojiniguixialewoqiunijiujiuwobazheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshichenfenghanxueer，jiefuwojiniguixialewoqiunijiujiuwobagushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang，neirongqingjiejidushushi。zhuyaojiangdeshiruguochenfengnengxiangfengshaozheimekekaodehua，jiuhaole......xiangdaozheili，hanyuyaoyouzaixinliyishengzhangtan。zheifengan……
第16章
“姐夫～”
jiaodidideshengyinchuanlai，chenfengbuyoudeyanezhoumei。
下一秒。
ruanyusideshenqutiejinlechenfeng，xianxianyushoubujingyijianhuaguochenfengxinkou，zhijianhanxueerxiaoyingyingdejianghongjiudidaotamianqian，“jintiandeshixueeryeshipobudeyi，zheidoushimahejiejiedeyisi，woyemeibanfa......”
“滚！”
chenfengyanedigualetayiyan，yanlichongchizheyigushayi。
wushixianyinqin，feijianjidao。
zheinvren，bushishenmehaohuose！
rijiujianrenxin，shizhijinritacaikanqinglehanjiamunvsanrendemiankong，shiduomedeexin。
tebieshizheihanxueer，suozuosuoweilingrenzuoou。
“jiefu，nandaonijiubuxianghejiejiehuifuruchuma？”
hanxueerjiaoruodeshengyinzaiduxiangqi，zhuanshunjian，hanxueerjichujidilei，xiaoshengdichouqi，“qishijiejiexinlihaishiyounide，keniyezhidaoshangchangzhengdoushihencankude......jiejieshigenvren，tahaoburongyicaiyoujintian，yanxiayoushihanshishangshideguanjianshike......”
“nizuoguolaodizibuganjing，yidanmeitiliyongnizaiwaimianzaoyaoshengshi，huijihanshimoheide，daoshihoujiejiesuoyoudenulidoujiangbaifei。jiejiezhisuoyihefengshaozaiyiqi，neidoushiyinweifengshaokeyibangzhuhanshi......jiejietaxianzaibushiyigeren，tadaibiaozhezhenggehanshi......wozheiyangshuo，nikeyilijiema？”
hanxueeryanleiwangwangdedaliangzheta，weiweiyangtou，leishuidunshiduokuangerchu。
见状。
chenfengmianruohanshuang，menshengbuxiangdibawanzheshouzhongdejiubei。
“jiefu，wozhidaonibushifengshaohemakouzhongdefeiwu，wozhisuoyihefengshaoyiqizhenduini，doushiweilequyuefengshao，nizhidaode，womeiyong......woshenmeyebangbulejiejie......”
hanxueeryueshuoyueweiqu，duanqishouzhongdejiubeiheleyidakouhongjiu，“niweiwozuolesanniandelao，woganjibujin，ruguonixinlihaiyoujiejie，wohuiquanxinquanyidebangzhuni。”
此言一出。
chenfengbuyouzizhudecemousaoletayiyan，qiahaokandaotazhengzaiguanzijijiu，lianjiashangmanshileihen，yifuaohuibuyimoyang。
下一秒。
chenfenglengchileyisheng，fangfozaikanyigetiaoliangxiaochouzhengzaishuabaxi，mianruohanshuang。
就在这时。
hanxueerjianglingwaiyibeijiudijita，yanhanrelei，jiaoshengdao，“jiefu，helezheibeijiuyuanliangwohaobuhao？”
zhengdangchenfengtaishouxiangyaojieguojiubeishanei，wuyijiankandaotazhijianeiyouyimobaisefenmocanliu，qiaoranyongyuguangdaliangzhefengyuguang、hejunlanhechuansuozairenqunzhongyourenyouyudehanyuyao。
quejianfengyuguangzhengmanyanqidaidekanxianghanxueer。
shunshi，chenfenglengxiaoleyisheng。
好啊！
算计到他头上了！
好一招美人计！
chenfengjieguojiubei，jiayixinshangzhexinghongsedemeijiu，queshizaitouguojiubeibuzhuozhehanxueerlianshangdemeiyigebiaoqingbianhua。
zhijianhanxueerjidongeryoupobujidai，zhuazheshafadeshouqingbuzijindezhonglejifen，shixiansuodingzaizheibeijiuhechenfengshang。
“nizhenyoubanfarangnijiejiehuixinzhuanyi？”
chenfengweiweiyixiao，yanlizhuanshunershiyiguhanyi。
“zhiyaowokaikou，zaibangnizhizaojihui，wojiejiekendinghuizaiciaishangni，”hanxueershuozhe，qingqingyutapengbei，“nishiwojiefu，yongyuandoushi，helezheibeijiu，wojiubangnixiangbanfa！”
tashizhenbachenfengdangchengqingchile？
jiketianzao，jiunengrangchenfengwangquesuoyou？
笑话！
chenfengyaohuangzhejiubei，xiaodao，“zheishihanyuyaodezhuyi，haishifengyuguangdezhuyi？”
“什么？”
hanxueeryileng，buzhisuoyi。
“zheimejizhexiangyaoshenbaiminglie，woyaoshiburuniyuan，neiqibushigufulenizhunbeilezheimehaodedongxi？”
陈枫话有所指道。
“chenfeng，nishenmeyisi，woshixianggennihejie，xiangbangni......”
“nizhibuzhidaozheihuichangbumanlejiankong？”
chenfengjiantabuzhisuocuo，lengchileyisheng，weiweiqishenchaozhegongzuorenyuandalegexiangzhi。
下一秒。
hanxueerhuangmangbaojinlechenfengdeshoubei，yimochunshangdekouhong，mengdiyizhuaiyiling，luchuxiongqianyidapianmeihao，yanbabadewangzhechenfeng，kudelihuadaiyu。
“jiefu，wogennideshiwojiehaibuzhidao。”
“nidejingshenbingdeshi，woyemeigaosubieren，wozhidaonibukenchiyao，suoyiwocaibayaofangzailezheijiuli，zheizhishizhendingji......wozhishixiangrangnihuifujiankang，keni，kenique......”
这女人，狗啊！
zheiyirangrang，zhijiezuoshilechenfengwaqiangjiao，hexiaoyizigaoshangle。
zheijingshenbingdemaoziyikou，gengshiyaobatadingzaichiruqiangshang！
“ze！nanguaizheiyizhengtiantadouzaifafeng，gentiaofenggousidedaochuluanyaoren，yuanlaishidelejingshenbing！”
fengyuguangchadianmeixiaochuneishang。
meixiangdaohanxueerzheinvrenfanyingzhenkuai，juranxiangchuzheimeyizhaorangchenfengdiurenxianyandejimou。
zheiyike，fengyuguangshenzhiduihanxueerguamuxiangkan。
xianchangzhongrengengshijietifahui，jiangmaotoufenfenzhixiangchenfeng。
yankanzhezheimeduorenzhichiziji，fengyuguangshuangshouchayao，deyiwangxing，“wei，feiwu！woquannihaishiganjindegunba，biedenghuierwoshengqiqilai，rangrenbanixianglajiyiyangdiuchuqu！”
可笑！
张狂！
这条狗，找死！
chenfenglenglengdikanzhefengguangyudengren，xiangshizaikanyiqunjiaoxiaodegou，muguangzhongmanshijifeng。
“怎么回事？”
lanyalinbinglengdeshengyinxiangqi，meifengyizhuan，bunuziwei。
现场顿时一片哗然。
“nimenhuichangdejiukezhenbucuo，juranhaiwanglimianjialehaoliao。”chenfengsangyinbingleng，manbujingxindeyaohuangzheshoushangdejiubei，yuqipojujifeng。
fengyuguangyaozheyikouyinya，kuaibupaodaolanyalinmianqian，buganshiruodao，“lanzong，wozhidaonigenchenfengguanxifeiqian，danshijintiandaochangdedoushiyoutouyoulianderenwu，ruguorangzheijiahuohuilewanyan，jinhouchilongjituandeshengwangdinghuiyiluoqianzhang！”
“weilechilongjituandemingsheng，yeweilenindeqingyu，ninjuebunengguxi！likepairenjiangtahongchuqu，chucizhiwai，haiyaozaimenwaiguagepai，chenfengyugoubuderunei！”
huayinyiluo，zhongrenpinpindiantoutongyi。
见状。
fengyuguangyangzhetoubukeyishi，fangfozijicikejiushiwanyanzhongxin。
什么陈枫！
yigefeiwu，yehaogenwodou？
wotangtangfengjiadashao，niesinijiuxiangniesiyizhimayiyiyangjiandan！
kebuliao，lanyalintingwanhoumanmiannurong，zhijiezhizhefengguangyuyiziyidundao，“lairen，batajiwoganchuqu！”
什么！
yipangdehanyuyaojile，lianmangshuodao：“lanzong，womenshichengxinchengyilaitanhezuo，bingbuxiangnaochubuyukuaideshi，ruguozheishichuanchuqushuolanzongwuguganren，pashifeichangyingxiangdajiaduichilongjituandexinrenyuhezuo。”
“erqiewomendounengzuozheng，zheijianshiqingcongshizhizhongdoushichenfenggaodegui，gaiganzoudeyinggaishita，nigaocuoleba！”
shuowanhanyuyaohaifenfenbupingdezhizhechenfeng，yanlimanshiyuanhen。
“e，wodaowangle，haiyounimen！douyiqiganzouba”
lanyalinpieletayiyan，dandandao。
yanhuianbaofenfenshangqian，weizaihanjiarenhefengguangyudengrensizhou，yapoganshizu。
“bufu，wobufu！nimenchilongjituanbufenqinghongzaobaiyuanwanghaoren，zhongmukuikuizhixiaqueyaobaobinaoshizhe！”
“pingshenme，pingshenmeganwomenzou，gaizoudeyinggaishineigechenfeng！”
hanyuyaodengrenrengjiubufendijiaoxiaodao。
lanyalinshuangshouhuanbaoyuxiongqian，muguangzhuozhuoningshizheyanqianjianyisiqiandeyuchunnvren，
surandao，“yinweinidezuilewomenlaoban，nihaiganwenwoweishenme！”
“nilaoban？nilaobanshishei，womengenbenmeijiandaochilongjituandelaoban！”hanyuyaozhenjing。
“xiangganrenyeyaoyougehelijiekouba，zheijiushichilongjituandexingshizuofengma，rucibadao！”fengguangyuyejinsuiqihoubuchongdao。
lanyalinkanzheyanqianzheiduigounannvdezuilian，qingchaodao：
“guoranshimeinaozi，nimenkoukoushengshengyaogenchilongjituanhezuo，kedabojiuzainimenyanqian，nimenquerenbuchu。”
suihoutameimouweizhuan，muguangsaoxiangchenfengshi，yanshendouranyibian，shunjianbiandezunjingqilai。
hanyuyaodengrenshunzhelanyalindemuguangwangqu，
kandaodequeheranshizhiqiantamenzuilidefeiwu，chenfeng！
chenfengbiaoqingdanran，yifuqidingshenxiandezhuangtai。
kanzaihanyuyaodeyanli，jingranmomingjuedecengjingzuishuxidezhenbianren，youzhonggaoshenmocedeganjue，rangtajuedetasihuconglaijiumeiyouzhenzhenglejieguota！
nandao，chilongjituandezhuren，jingranshita？
hanyuyaoxinxiayijing，fengguangyu，hanxueerdengrenyedajingshise。
这，这怎么可能！
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