结婚二十年，老公和白月光喜提二胎小龙打鼾做梦累死了-著

小说简介

duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《jiehunershinian，laogonghebaiyueguangxitiertai》，youwangluozuojia“xiaolongdahanzuomengleisile”zuixinbianzhuercheng，shuzhongzhujiaobaokuoguchengpanpanruimindeng，xushuyiduanguanyuchouhenheaiqingdegushi，gushineirongjianjie：wojiuhuihetamenduanjueguanxima？”wojuedekexiao，quezenmeyexiaobuchulai。kuaisudizhalezhayanjing，burangyanleihualuo：“woshuodedoushizhende，womenlihunba。”……

精彩章节

xinfengleershiniandingkezhuyidelaogongzuijinhenbuduijinger。wozhaorenyidiaocha，jingfaxiantachuguishinian，

haihetadebaiyueguangyoulegebasuideerzi。xianzai，tadebaiyueguangyouhuaiyunle。weilewanhuizheiduanhunyin，

worenzhenuqirangtajiwogejiaodai。taqueshuo：“linya！niaiwo，jiugaidadudijieshoutamen，

bijingnicaishiwolaopo。”yizhizhidaotachuguidegongpobangzhetataofawo，shuowoshibuxiadandemuji。

laogongmeiyouweiwoshuohua，shuangshouhuanxiongdengzhewotuoxie。zhikexi，wozuibuhuidejiushituoxie。“gucheng，

womenlihunba！”…yijuhua，chenggongrangchaorangdeketingshunjiananjingxialai。

shuangshouhuanxiongdeguchengnanyizhixindikanzhewo，suihouminchun，lengshengchaofeng：“linya，niyiweinizheimeshuo，

wojiuhuihetamenduanjueguanxima？”wojuedekexiao，quezenmeyexiaobuchulai。kuaisudizhalezhayanjing，

burangyanleihualuo：“woshuodedoushizhende，womenlihunba。”guchengyouxienaole，shuohuabigangcaihaiyaonanting。

“linya，womendoubuxiaole，kuaibenwuderenle，dongbudongjiubalihunguazaizuibian，bujuedeyouzhima？

”“wozhishirangnidadudijieshoutamen，youmeiyourangtamenweixienidediwei。

”“wodegutaitaizhihuiyouniyige，wohuihetamenbaochijuli，nihaiyaowozenmeyang？”chuguiderenshita，

taquefanwenwohaiyaotazenyang？zaiyiqiershiwunian，jiehunershinian，tahewoxiangaidediandiandidihaililizaimu。

jiehunneitian，tashuowoweitashouletaiduoku，tazheibeizidoubuhuiyaoxiaohai，huibawodangchenghaizilaiyang。

woweicigandongyoukuijiu，juedezijimeijiacuoren。shizhijinri，wocaizhidaotajiushigepianzi。

zuishangshuozhexinfengdingkezhuyi，beidiliquehetadebaiyueguangdadehuore，youlegebasuideerzihaibugou，

taneibaiyueguangyouhuaiyunle。tadebamayeshitadebangxiong。bangtamanzhewo，bangtatoutouzhaogubaiyueguangmuzi。

woquebeisuozaizheichanghunyinli，ziyiweixingfu。yuexiang，woxinlijiuyueteng，shengyinsiyaerlengdan。“gucheng，

shuozheixiehuaniyaolianma？”budengtahuida，pomulikechizewo。“linya，

yiqianshiguchengrangwomenduiniwenrouqianjiuyidian，womencaimeiyoushuoni。”“yigebuxiadandemuji，

haixiangrangwomengujiajuehou，haozaipanpanjiwoshenglegesunzi，burannijiushiwogujiadezuiren。

”“zuoweigujiaweiyidexifuyinggaidadudijiena，niyinggaiduipanpanganendaide。

”gonggongshifenzantongpomudehua，lengzhelian，gaogaozaishangdizhidianwo。“linya，nipomushuodezaili，

jiahewanshixing，bienaole！”tamennachuzhangbeideweiyanrangwotuoxie，guchengmeiyoushuohua，juedewobiewuxuanze。

wonaohailiquanshiguchengneixiechuguijilu。tameizhouersiliuhuiqubaiyueguangneiliguoye，peibanhaizi。

meizhoudeyisanwuqigongpohuidaititaquzhaokanbaiyueguangmuzi。tazehuidaowoshenbian，hewojixudangenaifuqi。

weilejiluzheixiekuaileshiguang，tamensanrenmimikailexiaohao，jiluhaizidediandiandidi。

wojianguoneixiezhaopianheshipinshangdegucheng，tayanliyouwocongweijianguodewenrouhexiyue。chuguideshinian，

zaitahebaiyueguangyanghaizideqijian，taduiwoaiyijiankong，zhuyilizhujianluodaolebaiyueguangshenshang。

tamenxingfudediandimimimamazhanmanlewodexin，querangwodexinqianchuangbaikong，tongbuyusheng。wozhidao，

guchengbuaiwole。lihun，zhishishijianwenti。woxinlifaku，xiangxiao，quezenmeyechebudongzuijiao。

wogengyanzhiwentamen。“suoyi，zainimenxinliyizhidoushizheimekanwode？”“juedewomeishenghaizi，

jiubupeiyongyourenquan？jiuhuogaibeinimenjiantawuru，zhidaolaogongchuguishinian，hexiaosanyouhaizile，

wozuoweitadelaopo，haiyaodadudijieshou？”“natiaofalvshizheiyangguidingde？

haishinimenjuedewolinyajiuzheimejian，yuanyiweiniditou，rangnikeyijixuxiaoyaokuaihuo？”“gucheng，

zheihunlidingle！”guchengbunaifandikanzhewo，shenhuxilehaojixia，naoxiuchengnudidao：“linya，

nijinniansishiwule，bushiershiwu，woxiwangnihaohaokaolvxiawodetiyi。

”“wozhidaoniyishijianhennanjieshouzheijianshier，danwoyuanyijinibangeyuedediaozhengshijian。

panpanweiwoshengerzishijihudiulebantiaoming，womeibanfapaoxiata，yemeibanfapaoxiawodeerzibuguan，

qingnilijiewo！”wolijieta？sheiyoulailijiewoni？yanleizaiyeyizhibuzhu，pususudiaoluo，zazaidishang，

wusheng，quecidewodexinzhiliposui。tadaizhegongpozoule，kongdangdefangjianzhiyouwoyigeren，

wodaidaidizaishafashangzuoleyiye。qingchendeyangguangtouguochuanghusajinlaishi，yewennuanbulewodexin。

wojilvshidalegedianhua。“bangwonidingyifenlihunxieyi，woyaolihun。”lihunxieyiqianhaohou，

lvshidaiwosongdaoleguchengshouli。guchenggaosulvshi，yaolihun，rangwoqinziquzhaota。woquzhaota，

taquezongjiangwojuzhimenwai。jielianbanyue，wodoumeijianguotayimian，yemeinenglianxishangta。

tashitielexinrangwozaibangeyueneidiaozhengqingxu，jieshoubaiyueguanghetadehaizi。wobuxiangzaihetahaoxiaqu。

weilenengshunlilihun，zhaole**duoduopaitachuguidezhaopian。woyiweizuohaolezhunbei，

dangwokandaoneixiegengweixiangxidechuguizhaopianshi，xinhaosizhenzhayibanteng。

pomuhaishibushijiwofaguchenghebaiyueguangyiqi，wenroupeierzideshipin。buzhiruci，

tahaijiwofayilianchuandeyuyin，yanyujiansuankebo。rangwoganen，dadujieshoupanpanmuzi。

haishuowoyijingrenlaozhuhuang，bunengxiadan，zhenyaolihunle，zhinengguduzhonglaole。

wodexinmeitiandouzaibeiwanjianlingchi。zheibangeyue，wodeyanleiliuganle。woyiweideenaifuqi，shijiade。

woyiweidegongpocongweibawodangren。renxinguoranshizheigeshijieshangzuibunengzhishidedongxi。shiwotaishataitianzhen，

yiweiaiqinglidechengnuokeyiyibeizi。kewoyoushenmecuoni？wobaozheziji，kudeshengsilijie，

chadianchuanbushangqilai。guchenghuilaishi，zhenghaokandaolezheiyimu。talikechaowopaolai，jinjinjiangwolouzaihuaili，

dishenghongwo。“yayabuku，wohuiyizhipeizheni。”tadetiwentouguoyiwuchuandaowoshenshang。

wobingliangdepifuranshangwenre，xinsihuyegenzhehuinuanle，yangtoukantaneizhangbaoyangdeyidelian，

huanghujianhaosikandaoleershiwusuideta。neishiwomengangjiehunbujiu，gujiafumujiuzhejicuisheng。

lianaidaodiwunianshi，wozaigongdiweilejiuta，shanglezigong，daozhiwozheibeizidoumeibanfazuomuqin。

guchengbazijidejiezhabaogaodijiwoxiangwoqiuhun，bingxiangwochengnuo，zheibeizitadouhuiaiwojingwozhongchengyuwo。

tashuowomenbabicidangxiaohaichongai。woxinle，hunhoutayedequeduiwohenhao，yigerendingzhegongpodecuishengyali，

weilerangwoergenqingjing，tajiuhuiruxianzaizheibanbawobaozaihuaili。“linya，doushiwobuhao！shiwo**，

danshiwomendouzaiyiqiershiwunianle。wolibukaini，buyaolihunhaobuhao？”zheihuadadonglewo，

woqingshengninan。“wokeyijieshouhaizi，danniyaohetaduanganjing。”guchenghaobuyouyujujuelewo。“linya，

woshuoguodebukeneng！panpanweiwofuchuletaiduo，niyoubunengsheng，wozhiyaonijieshoutamenjiuhao，

qiyudedouburangnizuo，nishizhongshiwodegutaitaia。”womihudenaodaishunjianqingxing，

zhijuedezijigangcaidehuakexiao。taruguozhenzaihuwo，jiubuhuichuguibaiyueguangshinian，

gengbuhuihetayouleyigebasuideerzihou，yourangtaxianzaihuaiyun。wotuikaita，

jiukanjianzhenglengzhanzaimenkoudenvren，yuanlaiguchengbushiyigerenhuilaide。

tadebaiyueguangpanpanyegenzhetayiqihuilaile。panpanhepomuzhaopianheshipinzhongpaishedeneiyang，

shencaimiaotiaochuchudongren，xushihuaiyunshenshanghaiyoumuqinshenshangdewenrouguanghui。woxianzaihenlangbei。

zhidaoguchengchuguihoudebangeyuelai，womeitianku，baoyinbaoshi，lianjiafuzhongpifucucao，miansefahuang。

zaitadebaiyueguangmianqian，woshudechedi。panpanqueluchuyifubiwohaiyaonanguodemoyang。

taxiaoxinyiyididao：“acheng，wozhidaolin**buxihuanwo，wowoxianzoule，nihaohaoanweita。

”tayizhuanshen，zhanzaiwoshenbiandeguchengkuaibuchaotapaoleguoqu。“nizheishuodeshishenmeshahua，

woshuoguonihetayiyangzhongyao。”“tayemeiyoubuxihuanni，tazhishixianzaixinqinghaimeiyoupingfuhaobale。

”gangcaihaijiguowotiwendehuaibao，dangzhewodemianshuyulelingwaiyigenvren。wodexinsuidebunengzaisuile。

pomudaizheyigeqibasuidadexiaonanhaijinlemen。“ruimin，yihouzheilijiushinijiale。”ruimin？

wodengdaleshuangyan，yazhesangyinzhiwenta。“gucheng，taweishenmejiaoruimin？”“linya，jiuyigemingzieryi，

niyouzainaoshenme？”takezhenganshuoa。dangnian，jiuxiatadeshihou，woyijingyoulesangeyuedeshenyun。

wohenxintong，keweijiugucheng，wobuhouhui。guchengpawozoubuchulai，yiqijiwomenweichushidehaiziqumingruimin，

yiqimaizanglehaimeichengxingdehaizi。xianzaijitachuguizheijianshiwai，

taliancengjingshuyuwomenliangrenxiaohaidemingziyejilebaiyueguangdeerzi。zheijiuhaobi，

tazuibashangshuoyaowojieshoubaiyueguangmuzi，shijishangbaiyueguangmuzihuiwanquanqudaiwozaitaxinlideweizhi。

panpansihubeiwodezhiwenhedaole，sesefadoudiduozaiguchenghuaili。ruiminzeshibaozheguchengdedatui，

yudaikuqiangdidao：“baba，wohaopazheigeayidawo，wokeyibuhetazhuyiqima？

”panpanhongzheyankanxiangruimin，shengyinyegengyanleqilai。“ruimin，buyaohaipa！youbabazai，

linayibuhuiqifuni。”“jiusuantadanimani，yedoushiweilenihao，mamazuocuoleshiqing，

taduiniyouyijianhenzhengchang，nibuyaoguaita。”“mama！”guruiminkuzhehanpanpan。

baiyueguangmuzikuzuoleyituan。pomulikexinganxingandijiaozhe，tengaidijiangruiminbaojinlehuailihongzhe。

“ruiminfangxin，younainaizai，nainaijuebuhuirangrenqifunimenmuzi！”“zheilishigujia，

lunbudaoyigewairenlaizuozhu，zaishuoletahenibabayeyaolihunle，nibuyaohaipa。

”ruiminbingmeiyoubeipomuanweihao，fanerkudebigangcaihaiyaolihai，gengrerenxintengle。guchengfangkaipanpan，

dunxiashen，jiangruiminbaojinhuaili，renzhenhetazuochengnuo。“ruimin，ninainaishuodedoushizhende，zheilishigujia，

bababuhuirangrenherenqifunihemama！”“nishibabadehaizi，shizheigejiadexiaozhuren，

niyoudangjiazuozhudequanli！”“ruiminnishizhidaode，babahenainihemama，

babayiqianrangnimenshoulehenduoweiqu，xianzaibabajuebuhuirangnimenzaishouweiqule。

”“nijidezuowandayingguobabashenmema？nishuonishinanzihan，yaohaohaobaohumamaduzilidemeimei。baobei，

niyaoyongganqilai。”guchenganweihaizidehuazizizhenxin，quejujuzaiwowangposuidexinshangzhadao，zheilishigujia，

wolinyabuguoshiyigekeyoukewudewairenbale。wonaqichajishangdelihunxieyi，didaoguchengmianqian。

“qianziba！”guchengmeijie，zhoumeibuyuedingzhewo。“linya，shiwohenishuodehaibugoumingbaima？

nisishiwule？womenzaiyiqiershiwunian，nihainaoshenmelihuna？”“ruiminhenguaide，

nibushihenxihuanhaizima？jieshoutamen，ruiminyekeyishinidehaizi。nianjidalelihunhouyousheihaihuiyaoni？

”wofengcidaxiao。yuanlai，guchengshizheiyangkanwode。bicimeiyouleganqing，zhishengxiayidianweimodezerenweichizhe。

shiwobuxiangshengma？yuanyinsihuyijingbuzhongyao。zaigongpoyanli，wojiushigebuxiadandemuji。

tamendebaobeierzihebierenshengleerzi。bulihun，shitadeshishe。gengshiliyidekaoliang。

guchengyibenzhengjingdidao：“linya！womenyizhienai，ruoshilihun，gushijituandegupiaokendinghuishouyingxiang，

nineimeaiwo，kendingbuyuanyikandaozheigejieguoba？”tabaoluletadezhenshixiangfa。woxintongdaogengsi，

huxizhujiankunnan。tashierbujian，zhijiejiwoanpailezhaoguhaiziderenwu。

“wohemayaodaizhepanpanquyiyuanchanjian，niheruiminhaohaowan，shuxishuxi，yihoucainenggenghaodishenghuozaiyiqi。

”bujiwojujuedejihui，tadashouwenroudiqianzhepanpan，likailejia。pomujinggaodikanlewoyiyan，