《jinghuaqizi,jingshiwoshafuchourendebangxiong》shiyibukuayueshikongyumingyunjiaozhidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,jiangshulechenfengshenliesuyunzaiyirenzuyidebixiajinglidezhuanglimaoxian。chenfengshenliesuyunshenfuzhongren,bixuchuanyuebutongdeshidai,xunzhaoshenmidebaowubingzuzhixieeshilidefuhuo。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlelishi、mituanheganrendegushi,yinweinifuqinhaisilewofuqin。tazuojiazhang,kenghaiwofuqintouzi,haidewofuqintiaolouzisha。”woqidehunshenfadou:“nihushuo!”“hushuo?”chenfenglengxiao,……jiangyinlingduzhezoujinyigelingrentaozuideshijie。
woshishenlie,yigebeibeipandezhangfu。wunianqian,wodefumucanzaofenshi,gongsipochan,weihunqigaijiataren。
shijingchasuyunxiangwoshenchuleyuanshou:“jiajiwo,wobangnicha**xiang,zhuazhuxiongshou。
1menhouzhenxiangwoweiweidiaozhengzishi,jiangerduojintiezhemumen,
shoulidetingtongchuanlaiqizisuyunhetatongshilijingguandeduihua。“yunjie,nidaodishizenmexiangde?
”lijingguanyadishengyinwendao,“neigejuanzongnizenmeneng——”“wozhidaozijizaizuoshenme。
”suyundeshengyinchuqilengjing,“chenfengshiwugude,wobixubaohuta。”woxinliyijin。chenfeng?
neigewunianqianshenjiafenshiandeweiyixianyiren?neigeshawofumudexiongshou?“wobajuanzongzhuanyile,
zhengjuyechuliganjingle。”suyunjixushuozhe,“zhiyaomeiyouquezaozhengju,
meirennengbazheianzigenafenglianxiqilai。”“nifenglema?”lijingguandeshengyinlichongmanbukesiyi,
“zheisuanshenme?baobizuifan?”wowozhetingtongdeshoukaishifadou,
naohaizhongshanhuiwunianqiandehuamian——xuebozhongfumuzhiliposuideshiti,beixijieyikongdejia,
gongsizhanghubeiqingkonghoudepochantongzhishu。zuifengcideshi,zaizanglishang,woneigesuoweideweihunqisuyan,
dangzhesuoyourendemianxuanbuyuchenfengdinghun。neiyike,woshiqulehuoxiaqudequanbuliyou。zhidaosuyunchuxian。
shenchuanjingfu,zaisuoyourendelengyanchaofengzhong,xiangwozoulai。tashuo:“jiajiwo,wobangnicha**xiang,
zhuazhuxiongshou。”neishiwokandaoletayanzhongdejianding,xiangshamozhongdeyikoujing,jilewoweiyideshengji。“wanyue,
nizheiyangduideqishenshangdezheijianyifuma?”lijingguandeshengyinzhizedao,
“rangshenlieririyeyeyuxiongshoutongchuyishi,nijiubupatafaxian?”“afengshiwugude,woxiangxinta。
”suyundeshengyinlidaizheyizhongzhizhe,“napatameiyouxuanzewo,zhiyaotaxingfu,wozuoshenmedoukeyi。
”tingdaozheijuhua,wojihuzhixi。“jishixishengshenlie?yigeaini、xinrennideren?
”“shenliezhishiwochaandegongju。”suyunlenglengdishuo,“zhiyaonengbaohuafeng,shenmedaijiadouzhide。
”wobuganzaitingxiaqu,liangqiangzhetuikai,taohuiwoshi,fanshousuoshangmen。woshuangshoubaotoudunzaidishang,
kanzhezheigewozhulewuniandefangjian。neixiesuyunweiwotianzhidejiaju、baishe、zhaopian,cengyiweishiaidezhengming,
xianzaikanlaiquanshiyichanghuangmiudepianju。woqiangpozijilengjingxialai,qiaoqiaonaqitafangzaichuangtoudeshouji。
mima……woshizheshuruchenfengdeshengri。shoujijiesuole。wodakaixiangce,zhaodaoyigejiamiwenjianjia,
yongtongyangdemimadakai。shangwanzhangchenfengdezhaopianpumianerlai,youtadandudexiaolian,youtahesuyandeqinmiheying,
shenzhihaiyouwomenquanjiadezhaopian——wodeliandandubeicaijiandiaole。zuihou,wozhaodaoleyizuzhaopian,
shijingjujuanzongdejietu。shangmianxiangxijilulechenfengdezuoandongjihezhengju,meiyedouqingxibiaozhuletademingzi,
quezaizuihoubeidingyiwei“xuanan”。wodeshoudoudejihunabuzhushouji,
quehaishiqiangpozijijiangzheixiezhaopianyiyibeifendaozijideshoujili。wuniandehunyin,wuniandexinren,wuniandeai,
doushihuangyan。womodiaoyanlei,dakaishoujidingleyizhangsantianhouchuguodejipiao,
ranhoukaishishenqingzhuxiaosuoyouguoneishenfenzhengming。jiranyijingbeibeipan,neiwojuebunengrangzhenxiangjixubeiyanmai。
zhengdangwoshoushixinglishi,menwaichuanlailesuyundejiaobusheng,woxunsujiangshoujizanghao,zhuangzuoruowuqishideyangzi。
“lie,nizaifangjianliganshenmeni?”tatuimenjinlai,lianshangguazhewocengyiweiwenroudexiaorong。kanzheta,
wodiyiciyishidao,wodeqizi,yexujiushiwodeshafuchouren。2beipanzhitongwoqiangpozhenglihaobiaoqing,
zuozaichuangbianzhuangzuoruowuqishideyangzi。fangjianmenbeituikai,suyunkaozaimenkuangshang,
lianshangdaizhesuzuihoudepibeihewenrouxiaoyi。“nizuowanzhanzaimenkouganshenme?
wohelijingguantaolunanzishihaoxiangtingdaodongjingle。”tazoudaowomianqian,wanyaoqinwenwodeetou。
zheigecengjingrangwoxintiaojiasudedongzuo,xianzaizhirangwoganjuedaoexin。“meishenme,jiushitingdaonimenhuilai,
xiangwenniyaobuyaoheshui。”wojichuyigexiaorong,“tingnimenliaodetouru,jiumeidarao。
”suyunyanlishanguoyisijinzhang,danhenkuaiyouhuifuzhengchang。tazuodaowoshenbian,toukaozaiwojianshang,
huxipenzaiwobozishang。“zuijingongzuotaileile,anziyigejieyige。”taqingshengshuo,shouzhihuaguowodeshoubei,
“womenhaojiumeiyouhaohaoxiuxile。”cengjingwohuiweitadexinkuxinteng,xianzaiwoquezaixiang,
tajiujingyouduoshaocishizaibanan,duoshaocishizaixiaohuizhengju。wodeshoujituranxiangqitishiyin。
shizhuxiaozhengjiandequerenduanxin。suyuntaiqitou,yihuodikanzhewo:“shenmexiaoxi?zheimezao。
”xunsunaqishoujisaijinkoudai:“meishenme,jiushizhengjianguoqile,xuyaogenghuan。yinxingtixingwoqubanli。
”“e。”tameiyouzaizhuiwen,fanerbawobaodegengjin,“nizuijinshenshenmimide,
shibushizaizhunbeishenmejingxi?”tataitoukanwo,yanlimanshixinrenheqidai,zheirangwogengjiaexin。“duile,
xiazhoujiushinifumudejirile。”taturanshuodao,“womenyiqiqusaomuba?haiyou,
wozaixiang……”tadeshengyinturanbiandexiuse,“womenyexukeyikaolvyaogehaizile?
”tapeiwoqujibaibeitabaobidexiongshoushasidefumu,haixiangyongwodehaizilaixibaizheiyiqie?“haoa。
”woweixiaodeshuo,“woyizhixiangyaogehaizi。”suyunkaixindiqinleqinwodelianjia,qishenquzhunbeizaocan。
wozuozaiyuandi。zaocanjiandanduifuyixia,dengtachumenshangbanhou,wolikelikaijia,zhibenlvsuo。
woxuyaozhunbeilihunxieyishu,danzheiyuanyuanbugou。chenfengbixufuchudaijia,suyunyeyiyang。
falvdezhicaiduitamenlaishuotaiqingle,woyaorangtamenshenbaiminglie,changchangbeibeipandetongku。zouchulvsuo,
woguishishenchadilaidaolesuyundedanweiwai。womeiyoujinqu,zhishizhanzaibuyuanchu,
kanzheneidongwocengjingyiweishizhengyixiangzhengdejianzhu。“yunjiezhenshichiqinga。”yigeshengyincongpangbianchuanlai。
liangmingjingchazhengzaichouyan,wanquanmeizhuyidaowo。“shia,chenfengneianzimingmingzhengjuquezao,tayingshishuobugou。
”lingyigejingchayaotou,“yebuzhidaotazenmexiangde。”“kelianshenliea,haimengzaiguli。
”diyigejingchadanledanyanhui,“nimeikanjianyunjiekantadeyanshenma?fuzadehen,youaiyouhende。
”“nijuedeshenlieyoukenengshixiongshouma?”“bukeneng。ruguoshita,yiyunjieduitadeganqing,
zaojiubatazhuale。”womomolikai,xinligengjiaquedinglezijidejueding。suyunbujinjinshibaobixiongshou,
tashenzhikenenghuaiyiguowo。zheizhongxinrendeniuqu,bidanchundebeipangengrangrenxinhan。huidaojia,
suyunsongjiwodesuoyouliwu——shengriliwu、jiehunjinianriliwu、jieriliwu……wobatamenduizaiyuanzili,
dianranlehuo。huoguangyingzhaozaiwobinglengdelianshang,neixiecengjingrangwogandongdeliwu,xianzaizhishihuangyandezhengju。
wokanzhehuomiaotunshiyiqie,xinlidezuihouyisiwenqingyesuizhihuifeiyanmie。zhengdanghuoyanjijiangximie,menlingxiangle。
yigekuaidiyuannazhebaoguozhanzaimenkou:“ninhao,suyunnvshidebaoguo。”woqianshouhou,faxianshoujianrenshichenfeng,
goumairenshisuyun。wodakaikanleyiyan,limianquanshigaoduanmuyingyongpin。wodeshoujizhendongleyixia,
shisuyunfalaidexiaoxi:“qinaide,ruguoyoukuaidisongdao,biechaikai,shibangongyongpin,jicuoledizhi。
”wohuifuleyigexiaolianbiaoqing,zhongxinfenghaobaoguo,fangzaixuanguanchu。turan,
yigexiangfazaiwonaohaizhongchengxing——fuchoudejihuayijingyoulejutifangxiang。
3jiayanfengbowozhanzaisujialaozhaimenqian,shouzhongniezhezhuangyoulihunxieyidewenjiandai。
wenjiandaiyonglipinbaozhuangzhibaozhe,kanqilaixiangshiyifensongjiyuefuyuemudeguizhongliwu。shenhuyikouqi,
woanxianglemenling。“laile!”yuemulakaimen,kandaoshiwo,lianshangreluodexiaoronglikexiaoshi,“e,
shinia。”“bomuhao。”womianqiangjichuyigexiaorong。yuemushangxiadaliangwo,
muguangtingliuzaiwokongkongdeshoushang:“jiuzheimelaide?
”wowojinleneigezhuangyoulihunxieyidewenjiandai:“youdaiyidianxiaoliwu。”“jiuzheimediandongxi?
”yuefuconglimianzouchulai,lengyankanwo,“nimenshenjiadeguijujiushizheiyang?
shangmenjiudaizheimeyidianhansuanwanyier?”woyaojinyaguanbushuohua,genzhetamenjinleketing。
sujiaqinqijihuquandaoqile,tamenkanwodeyanshenxiangzaikanyigeqigai。“zheibushiwomendehaonvxuma?
”yigezhongniannanrenyinyangguaiqidishuo,“wunianle,gongsihaishineimexiao,liangexiangyangdeliwudounabuchushou。
”“kebushi?womenyunerjiajinizhenshidaolebabeizimei。”yigelaotaitaifuhedao,
“nifumudangnianyaoshihaohaozuoshengyi,bukenghaibieren,yebuhuiluodeneizhongxiachang。”woxinzhongfennu,
rengranqiangpozijibaochiweixiao。zhengdangwonankanzhijishi,menlingxiangqi。“yidingshiafenglaile!
”yuemuxinxiruokuangdipaoqukaimen。chenfeng,wofumudexiongshou,daizheangguidelipinhecanlandeweixiaozoujinlai,
yuefuyuemuxixiaoyankaidiyingshangqu:“afeng,nitaikeqile,zheimeguizhongdeliwu!”“bofubomu,
zheishiyinggaide。”chenfengqianxudishuo,muguangsaoguowo,chaofengdeshuo,“shenzongyelailea,haojiubujian。
”“shia,haojiubujian。”wolenglenghuiying。“yaobushidangnianyunerfeiyaojiajini,
xianzainalundedaonizaizheizhanzhe。”yuemudishengdunang,quequebaowonengtingjian。chenfengtiexindiweiyuefudaocha,
xiaorongmanmian:“shenzonggongsizuijinzenmeyang?tingshuobutaijingqia。buxiangnifuqindangnian,shengyizuodefengshengshuiqi。
”taguyidunledun,“dangran,houlaideshiqingdajiadouzhidaole。”wodingzhetadelian,
henbudesisuineizhangxuweidemianju。“afengxianzaikelebuqi,gongsishangshile。
”yuefujiaoaodidazhechenfengjianbang,“bimouxierenqiangduole。”tajifengdipiaolewoyiyan。“shenmeqingkuang?
zenmedoudaoqile?”suyundeshengyincongmenkouchuanlai,tajicongcongdizoujinlai,
yiyanjiukandaolegangazhanzaijiaoluodewo。“lie,nilaile。”tazoudaowoshenbian,qingshengwen,“nihaihaoma?
”“tinghaode。”wolengdandihuida。suyunzhuanxiangfumu:“bama,shenliezuijinshentibutaihao,
nimenbieweinanta。”“womenyouweinantama?”yuemubumandishuo,“afengdounengdaizheimeguizhongdeliwu,
tadaohao,liangshoukongkongjiulaile。”“ma!”suyunzhoumei。“suanle,womenquchifanba。”yuefudayuanchang,
“afeng,guolaizuowopangbian。”wobeianpaizailezuiyuandejiaoluo,xianggejuwairen。canzhuoshang,
suoyourendouweizhechenfengzhuan,xunwentadeshengyi,chengzantadechengjiu。suyunshibushikanxiangwo,
woquebikaitademuguang。fanchidaoyiban,woqishenqulexishoujian。gangchulai,
jiukandaochenfengkaozaizoulangqiangshangdengwo。“shenlie,yigerendaizhebujimoma?”tazuijiaoguazhelengxiao。
“youhuazhishuo。”wolenglengdao。chenfengxiangqianyibu,edudeshuo:“zhidaoweishenmewoshalenifumuma?
yinweinifuqinhaisilewofuqin。tazuojiazhang,kenghaiwofuqintouzi,haidewofuqintiaolouzisha。
”woqidehunshenfadou:“nihushuo!”“hushuo?”chenfenglengxiao,
“woqingqingchuchujidenifuqinguizaidishangqiuwodeyangzi。woshenzhiluleshipin。nizhidaotazuihouqiuwoshenmema?
bushiqiurao,ershiqiuwofangguonizheigefeiwuerzi。”woyaojinyaguan,quantouwodefabai。“zuifengcideshi,
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