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《jiaohuanrenshengxitongrangwochenglesiduitoudemao》zheibushanweixiedeshutinghaode，limiandeneirongyetingfengfude。zhujiaoweiluchenlinxiaomanzhuyaojiangdeshi：kebiaomianshangquezhinengfachu“miaomiao”dejiaosheng。erluchensihuwanquanchenjinzaiximaodekuailezhong，sihaomeiyouchajuedaolinxiao……

精彩章节

1shechubianmaodediyitian：beisiduitoucaiweiba“zheiposhiyan，zenmeyouchuwentile！”linxiaomanmeitoujinzhou，

dingzheyanqianbuduanshanshuodeyiqi，zuilirenbuzhudunang。shenweikeyangou，jiabanzuoshiyanzaoyishijiachangbianfan，

kejintianzheiqingkuangsihugewaijishou。jiuzaitashenshouqudiaoshiyiqideshunjian，

yidaociyandelanguangturancongyiqihexinchubaofachulai，guangmangrutongyitoushikongdemengshou，

shunjiantunshilezhenggeshiyanshi。linxiaomanzhiganjueyanqianyipianbaimangmang，jinjiezhejiushiquleyishi。

danglinxiaomanzaicihuifuyishishi，tajingkongdifaxian，zijideshiyejingranbiandejidi，

zhouweideyiqiedouxiangshibeifangdalewushubei。taxiayishidixiangyaoshenshouqumonaodai，

quekandaoyizhimaorongrongdemaozhuachuxianzaiyanqian。“miao！”tahedezhijiejiaochushenglai，zheicaifaxian，

zijijingranbianchengleyizhimao！“gazhi——”shiyanshidemenbeituikai，yigetingbadeshenyingzoulejinlai。

linxiaomandingjingyikan，jingranshitadesiduitouluchen！luchenchuanzheyishenjiancaijingzhideheisexizhuang，

pixiecadezengliang，zaidengguangxiafanshechulengliedeguang。tashuangshouchadou，yanshenbinglengdisaoshizheshiyanshi，

xiangshizaixunzhaozheshenme。linxiaomanxiayishidixiangyaopao，kegangmaichuyibu，

jiuganjueweibabeiyigechenzhongdedongxiyazhu。“aowu！”tatengdecanjiaochusheng，huitouyikan，

zhengshiluchenneizhigaisidepixienianzailetadeweibashang。“ng？nalaidemao？”luchenweiweizhoumei，

ditoukanxiangjiaoxia。jiuzaizheishi，takoudailideshoujituranfachu“dingdong”yishengtishiyin。luchentaochushouji，

kandaopingmushangdanchudeyixingzi，lianseshunjianbiandejiweijingcai：「jiaohuanrenshengyishengxiao，

suzhuxuwanchengsangeyinzangrenwucainenghuifurenxing。」linxiaomankandaozheixingzi，qidezhijieshenchuzhuazi，

henhennaoxiangluchendexiku。“miao！doushinizheige**，gaoshenmegui！”taxinlinumazhe，

kefachudequezhiyoumaojiaosheng。luchensihuchajuedaolelinxiaomandefennu，tadunxiashenzi，

yibajianglinxiaomanbaoleqilai。linxiaomanbeitaturuqilaidedongzuohedeyiduosuo，kejinjiezhe，

tajiuwendaoleyigushuxidexuesongxiangshuiwei。

zheiweidao……zheibushitashangzhounimingsongluchendeshengriliwutongkuanxiangshuiweima？tazenmeyemeixiangdao，

zijisongdexiangshui，tajingranzhendeyongle。zheiyifaxian，ranglinxiaomanyuanbenfennudexinqing，

turanbiandeyouxiefuzaqilai。“nizheizhimao，piqihaitingda。”luchenzuijiaoweiweishangyang，

daizheyisiwanweikanzhelinxiaoman，yanshenqueyoufangfotouguota，kandaolelingyigeren。

linxiaomanbeitakandexinlizhifamao，zongganjueluchensihuyijingkanchuanletajiushilinxiaoman，zhishiguyibushuopo。

cikedelinxiaoman，manxindoushiyihuohefennu。jiaohuanrenshengxitong？zheidaodishishenmeguidongxi？

haiyouneisangeyinzangrenwu，youshishenme？zijizenmejiumomingqimiaobianchengleyizhimao，

hailuodaolesiduitouluchendeshouli？erluchenhezheiyiqieyouyoushenmeguanxi？zheiyixiliedewenti，

rutongluanmayiban，chandelinxiaomannaodaishengteng。taananfashi，yidingyaoxiangbanfagaoqingchuzheiyiqie，

huifuzijiderenxing，ranhouhaohaozhaoluchensuanzhang！ketabuzhidaodeshi，jiexialaidengdaitade，

liqiqienanyiyuliaodeshiqing……2maoboheguomindezongcaiturankaishiximaoluchenbaozhelinxiaomanzheizhi“mao”，

dabuliuxingdihuidaoletaneishehuawubidezongcaibangongshi。bangongshidezhuangxiujinxiangaoduandaqi，

dalishidimianguangkejianren，judadeluodichuangfukanzhefanhuadedoushi。

tajingzhizoudaojiaoluolineigexiangzhezuanshidehaohuamaowoqian，jianglinxiaomanqingqingdiulejinqu。“haohaodaizhe。

”luchenlenglengdishuodao，neiyuqijiuxiangshizaiminglingxiashu。linxiaomannakenguaiguaitinghua，

tahaoburongyizhaodaolegejihui，chenluchenzhuanshendeshunjian，shenchumaozhua，yixiazibakailetadechenshanlingkou。

luchenbeizheituruqilaidedongzuonongdeyileng，haimeidengtafanyingguolai，

linxiaomanjiukandaoletasuoguchuneidaozhengningdeshaoshangbahen。zheidaobahenxiangshiyitiaoniuqudewugong，

pazailuchenyuanbenguangjiedepifushang，chumujingxin。linxiaomanshunjiantongkongdizhen，tazenmeyemeixiangdao，

zheilijingranhuiyouzheiyangyidaoshangba。erzheidaoshangba，zhengshisannianqiantayanfadenengliangxinpianshikongliuxiade。

neiyike，wushufuzadeqingxuyongshanglinxiaomanxintou，kuijiu、yihuojiaozhizaiyiqi。“linxiaoman，

niduozaimaoshentilizhuangwugudeyangzi，bidangniangengexin。”luchenturanshenchushou，niezhulinxiaomandehoujing，

jiangtatileqilai，yanshenzhongmanshiyaneyufennu。linxiaomanbeitaniezhuhoujing，dongdanbude，

zhinengfachu“wuwu”deshengyin，xiangshizaiweizijibianjie。taxinliweiqujile，dangniandeshiqing，zhendeshiyiwai，

taconglaimeixiangguohuishanghaidaota。keluchenquerendingzheishitaguyiweizhi，zheiwuhuigaizenmejiekaini？raner，

jiuzaizheishi，gengguiyideshiqingfashengle。luchenjingranxiangshituranbianlegerenside，

yuanbenyanedebiaoqingshunjianxiaoshi，querdaizhideshiyizhongchimideshenqing。tajianglinxiaomancoudaozijibiziqian，

kaishibutingdixiuzhe，zuilihaidunangzhe：“haoxiang，

haoxiang……”linxiaomanbeitazheituruqilaidejudonghedebuqing，tazenmeyexiangbudao，yixianggaolengdeluchen，

zenmehuizuochuzheizhongximaodejudong。yaozhidao，luchenkeshiduimaoboheguomina，

ertashenshangmingmingjiuyoumaobohedeweidao！“nandao……nandaotazheishiguyizhuangde，qishigenbenjiubuguomin？

”linxiaomanxinlianzicaicezhe。jiuzaitahusiluanxiangdeshihou，luchenturanbatabaozaihuaili，

qingqingdifumozhetademao，zuilihainiannianyouci：“xiaomaomi，

nizenmezheimekeaini……”linxiaomanjianzhiyaobengkuile，zheigesiduitoudaodizaigaoshenmegui！

qianyimiaohaiduitaeyuxiangxiang，xiayimiaojiukaishifengkuangximao。taxiangyaozhengtuoluchendehuaibao，

kewunaizijixianzaizhishiyizhimao，genbenwulifankang。“heng，luchen，nizuihaobierangwohuifurenxing，

buranwoyidingyaohaohaojiaoxunni，rangnizhidaogunainaidelihai！”linxiaomanzaixinliehenhendixiangzhe，

kebiaomianshangquezhinengfachu“miaomiao”dejiaosheng。erluchensihuwanquanchenjinzaiximaodekuailezhong，

sihaomeiyouchajuedaolinxiaomanneixindefennu。cikedeta，yanshenwenrou，lianshangyangyizheyizhonghanjiandexiaorong，

hepingshineigelengkuwuqingdezongcaipanruoliangren。

linxiaomanbuzhidaoluchenzheiguaiyixingweibeihoudaodiyinzangzheshenmemimi，tazhizhidao，shiqingyuelaiyuefuzale，

ertaxiangyaohuifurenxing，jiekaiheluchenzhijianwuhuidenandu，yeyuelaiyuedale。dantabuhuifangqi，

gaoqingchuzheiyiqiebeihoudezhenxiang……3xitongfaburenwu：tiantadeshouzhishuoainiluchenbaozhelinxiaomanzheizhimao，

duobuzouxianglebangongshineidehaohuayushi。yushili，dalishiqiangbifanzherouhedeguangze，

judadeyugangwanruyizuoxiaoxingdeyongchi，zhenggugudimaozhewenredeshuiliu。“jirannizheimebuanfen，

neijiujinixigezao，kannihaizenmezheteng。”luchenyibianshuozhe，yibianjianglinxiaomanqingqingfangjinleyugang。

wenredeshuiliushunjianbaoguozhulinxiaomandeshenti，taxiayishidizhengzhaleyixia，jianqiyipianshuihua。

jiuzailinxiaomannulishiyingshuiwendeshihou，luchendeshoujituranxiangqi，shixitongtishiyin。luchennaqishoujiyikan，

lianseshunjianbiandeguguaiqilai。linxiaomanhaoqidicouguoqu，jiujianshoujipingmushangxianshizhe：“suzhu，

fabuxinrenwu——rangmaotiannideshouzhi，bingduitashuo‘woaini’。renwuwancheng，kejiesuoxiayijieduantishi。

”linxiaomankandaozheigerenwu，chadianmeiqidezhijietiaoqilai，“miao！zheishenmeguirenwu，biantaia！

”taxinlifengkuangtucao。keluchenquexiangshilailexingzhi，tajiangshouzhihuanhuanshendaolinxiaomanmianqian，

zuijiaogouqiyimoxixuedexiao，“xiaomaomi，peiheyixia？”linxiaomanqideniuguotouqu，sihuobukantadeshouzhi。

luchenyebuzheji，tadezhijianqingqinghuaguolinxiaomanshiluludeerduo，neichuganranglinxiaomanrenbuzhudalegeduosuo。

“tingshuomaodeweijueshirenleidesanbei，ninengchangchuwozhijiandekafeiweima？”luchendishengshuodao，

shengyindaizheyizhongmomingdeguhuo。linxiaomanchudianbansuohuizhuazi，xinliyouxiuyounao。kejiuzaizheishi，

tabujingyijianpiejianluchenshoujibeiwanglulixiezhe：“jintianmaozhudongpengwo，jindu+1%。

”zheirangtaxinzhongyijing，nandaoluchenyizhidouzaijiluhetayouguandeshenmejindu？

luchensihuchajuedaolinxiaomankandaolebeiwanglu，tayebuzheyan，

fanerdadafangfangdishuo：“nizheizhimaohaitingcongming，buguonicai，zheigejindudao100%huizenmeyang？

”linxiaomanxinzhongmanshiyihuohejingti，ketaxianzaizhishizhimao，genbenwufaheluchenzhengchangjiaoliu。

luchenjianlinxiaomanhaishibupeihe，turanhuanlefukelianxixidemoyang，“xiaomaomi，nijiubangbangwoma，

buranwoyebuzhidaogaizenmebanle。”zheituruqilaidesajiao，ranglinxiaomanchadianjingdiaolexiaba，

tazenmeyexiangbudao，yixianggaolengdeluchen，juranhaiyouzheiyangdeyimian。

“miaowu……”linxiaomanzuizhonghaishimeinengkangzhuluchenderuanmoyingpao，taxiaoxinyiyidishenchushetou，

qingqingtianleyixialuchendeshouzhi。neiyishunjian，luchendeshentiweiweiyijiang，takanzhelinxiaoman，

yanzhongshanguoyisifuzadeqingxu。“woaini。”luchenqingshengshuodao，shengyinwenroudefangfonengdichushuilai。

linxiaomanbeizheituruqilaidebiaobainongdeyouxiebuzhisuocuo，tataitoukanzheluchen，

quefaxianluchendeyanshenzhongsihuyinzangzhegengshendedongxi，buxiangshidanchunweilewanchengrenwu。renwuwancheng，

luchenshoujizaicixiangqitishiyin，ketaquemeiyoulikequkan，ershiyizhidingzhelinxiaoman，

fangfoxiangyaocongzheizhimaodeshenshangkanchulinxiaomandeyingzi。linxiaomanbeitakandehunshenbuzizai，

xinlimomoxiangzhe：“zheisiduitoudaodizaidashenmezhuyi，zheirenwuyetaiguiyile，haiyouneigejindutiao，

daodishishenmeyisi？”erluchenkanzhelinxiaoman，zuijiaoweiweishangyang，sihuduijiexialaideshiqingchongmanleqidai。

linxiaomanzhidao，zheizhishiyigekaishi，houmiandengdaitade，

rentoutengdeshiqing……4faxiantatoutoujiwomaidemaoboheweibiyuntaozaijinglileneichanglingrengangaderenwuhou，

linxiaomanzheizhimaochenzheluchenlikaibangongshidejianxi，juedingsichutansuoyifan，

shituzhaodaoyixienengbangzhuzijihuifurenxingdexiansuo。tazailuchenneizhangjudadebangongzhuochoutilifanzhaozhe，

gezhongwenjian、zawubeitabaladeluanqibazao。turan，yigefensebaozhuangdexiaowujianyingrutadeyanlian。

linxiaomanhaoqidiyongzhuazigoulechulai，coujinyiwen，yigushuxidemaoboheweishunjianzuanjintadebiqiang。“miao！

zheishishenmewanyier？”linxiaomanzhengyihuozhe，zixiyikan，jingranshibiyuntao，haishimaoboheweide。

zheiyifaxian，rangtashunjianshihua，naodailiyipianhunluan。“luchenzheijiahuo，maizheidongxiganma？

erqiehaishimaobohewei……”gezhongqiguaidexiangfazaitanaohaizhonghengchongzhizhuang。raner，

haimeidengtacongzhenjingzhonghuanguoshenlai，

xitongneibinglengdejixieshengyinturanzaitanaohaizhongxiangqi：“jiancedaosuzhuchuxian**qizhengzhuang，

ruobuwanchengrenwujiangyongjiubaochimaoxingtai。”linxiaomanyiting，chadianmeizhijieyunguoqu，“kaishenmewanxiao！

zheiyetailipuleba！”tazaixinlifengkuangnahan。jiuzaizheishi，bangongshidemen“gazhi”yishengbeituikai，

luchenzoulejinlai。tayiyanjiukandaolezhengduizhebiyuntaofengkuangcainaidelinxiaoman，weiweiyileng，

suijizuijiaogouqiyimoyiweishenzhangdexiaorong。tadehoujiegundongzhe，huanhuankaikoudao：“xiaoman，

ni**deyangzihedangnianzaiwochuangshangyimoyiyang。”linxiaomantingdaozheihua，qidechadianzhijietiaoqilai。“miaowu！

luchen，nihushuobadaoshenme！”tafennudidengzheluchen，kexianzaitazhinengfachumaojiao，genbenwufafanbo。

taxinliyouxiuyouqi，zenmehuixianruzheizhongmomingqimiaodejingdi。luchenmanmanzoudaolinxiaomanshenbian，dunxiashenzi，

shenshouqingqingfumozhetadenaodai。linxiaomanxiangyaoduokai，quefaxianshentibushoukongzhidibianderuanmianmiande。“heng，

kanlainizheizhixiaomaohaitingyoufanying。”luchendeshengyindaizheyisidiaokan。linxiaomanxinliyoujiyounao，

tazhidaozijixianzaibixujinkuaiwanchengrenwu，kexitongyemeishuorenwushishenmea！“luchen，nidaodigaoshenmegui！

kuaibangbangwo，buranwozhendeyaoyongyuandangmaole！”linxiaomanzaixinlimomoqidaoluchennengdudongtadexinsheng。

luchensihuchajuedaolelinxiaomandejiaoji，tazhanqishen，zoudaobangongzhuoqian，naqishoujikanlekan，

ranhouyoukanxianglinxiaoman，yanshenzhongshanguoyisiyouyu。“xiaoman，nishuo，ruguowobubangni，

nishibushijiuhuiyizhizheiyang，guaiguaidaizaiwoshenbian？”luchendeshengyinhendi，fangfoshizaiziyanziyu。