《jianghu：shehuixianrendemopagunda》shiyuanduanchuangzuodeyibulingrenguomunanwangdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaoyejiaoyangninijinglilequzheliqidemaoxian，tongshiyemianlinzhechengzhangyuzerendekaoyan。xiaoshuoyiqijincoukourendeqingjiehexianhuolitiderenwuxingxiangxiyinledaliangduzhe。wohewomei—zhidoujuedeyuanlaizheiwanyiershixuyaozijid—yde，houlaijiukaishihuxiangjian。erzailaolineijinian，……。
wozaiyiyuanzuzudailebangeyue，daobushishangyouduozhong，zhishishangdelianggedifangdoutairongyihuodong，yishengdanxinbengxian。
yejiaoyangyaohuodongyidianyuanzhongxinyingyedeshi，laidebijiaoshao，ninidaoshimeitiandoulai。yexushininiguyitiaoleshiduan，jingyicidoumeiyougenyejiaoyangpengshang。
lianggedameinvjiaoxiangpeichuang，gaodenandafudoubushihaoyanshenerchouwo，buguoxiaohushimendaoshiduiwochongmanxingqu，beiwohongdetingkaixin。
erwo，yeyouzijidemude，neijiushidatingliudamaitaideqingkuang。
“niwenneigebingrenni？yinxiangtaishenle，benlaiyiweizhishiputongdedajiadououni，kehoulaiyiyanxue，xidu！haitamaaizibing，kebawomenjihewanle！”
wodenaodaidunshiyitoulenghan，ganjinjiyejiaoyangdadianhua。lileyebeihedaole。
“jiaoyang！ganjinwenwennv**youmeiyourengenliudamaitaifashengguoguanxi，fanzhengbuguanyoumeiyouba！tongyizuoyibianjiancha，nei**deyouaizi！”
yejiaoyangyehenianle，“hao！womashangrangtamenquzuojiancha！”
liaoledianhua，woyaoyaqiechi，caisanzheigewangbaduzitaitamasunle！jianzhijiushiwusuobuyongqijiya！
haozailiudamaitaineigegoudexing，suoyou**douduozheta。
buguoyouge**fanying，liudamaitaiyouyicidequexiangfufeirangtafuwu，haozaiyejiaoyangyouguiding，beineige**jujuele。
keyichazhixiaheleyitiao，neige**zijizhunbeidebaoxiantao，jingdoubeirenzhalekulong，zhenggeyidianyuanjianzhijiutamazhalemiaole。
yejiaoyanghedeyanjingzhonglehaojitian，haozaijianchaxialai，dajiadouanquanwuyang。erzheicishijian，yerangyejiaoyangzhenzhengyoulefangqiseqingxingyedexiangfa。
kehendeshi：liudamaitaidangchuliudedianhuahezhuzhidoushijiade，daxiaowuquzhaoguo，ketamajiushiyipianzaoyibaofeideshuinichang。
wohenbudemashangchaixian，xinxiang：liudamaitai！caisan！nimendengzhe！yihoukebushinilaizhaolaozile，ershilaoziquzhaonimenle！
daolechaixianderizi，ninilaile。wozhengjuedeshangkoufayang，kenengliansejiubuhao。ninihedeganjinjieshi。
“wo、woyizhihenzhuyide，yezuoguojianchale……”tadeshouyizhijinzhangdekouzheshouzhongneizhixiaobao。
“jiwobagejuziba！”wozhishuolezheimeyiju。
ninineitianhengaoxing，chaiwanxian，woqingtachileyidunfan。
“nidaodiweishenmezuozheixing？”wozaibaofangliwenta。
yizaizhuiwenzhixia，ninihaishikuzheshuoleshiqing。
yuanlaitajiajiushitadongde，tahaizhenbushijiaming，tajiaoniuni。
niubinhenxiaodeshihou，tamajiugenrenpaole！houlaitabaqueluosizuoshengyi，beibailaoliulajinduchang，qianlecaisangaolidai，zuihoujingranyetamapaole。
dangshitazhengzaishengchengdueyu，niubincaishangchuer，caisanbaniubinbangle，bizheninihuilai。caisanyihuorenjiuzainiubinmianqianbaninizaotale，erqiebatalajinlezheiyixing。
tingninijiangwan，wotamadangshiqidechadianernaoxueshuan，“nihaiqiantaduoshaoqian？”
niniwuzhelian，“qishizongshuzaogoule，kelixiyizhihaibuwan，erqieyueqianyueduo！”
“weishenmebubaojinga？”
“qiantiaoyizhidouzaitashouli，baoleyemeiyong！erqiegaotabiede，womenyemeizhengju，zhinengrangtagengjiabianbenjiali！”
woqideyagenerzhiyang，kanlaibaideyimianer，haizhenyishibanhuierzhibuletale。
ninimolemolei，“qishi，wozuidanxindehaishiwodidi！”
“牛斌？”
ninidianlediantou，“yinweiwofaxian，tacongkuangshanwangjialitouleiguan，henkenengshiyaoduifucaisan！”
zheixiakebawohedebuqing，taruguozanglezheidongxi，neikeshidazui。
“nibierangtashangxuele，tagenbenbushineikuailiao！”
“ketanianjihaixiao，bushangxuezenmeban？”
“nirangtagenzhewoba？yexu，haiyouyitiaochulu！”
ninixianglexiang，“wodangranzhidao，ketasheidehuayebuting，wopaniguanbuleta！”
“nifangxin！yexuwokeyizuodao！”
womencongbuxingjiewanghuizoudeshihou，xiaolvdiandelaobanniangquetuixiaodaolewomentoushang，“xiaohuozi，zhudianme？”
ninikanlewoyiyan，suijibianbaozhewodegebodakuqilai。
shuozhende，ninicengrangwozhemiguo。kezicongzhidaoletadezhiye，woxinlibianyizhichongmanpaichi。yinweineishiwoyiweiwojuebuhuigenyige**nvshangchuang，danniniquerangwopolezheigeli。
dangran，zheiyeshiwoyishengpengguodeweiyiyige**nv，ercihou，tayebuzaishiyige**nv。
ninineitiankule！tashuotabusheqiubiede，zhixiwangyouyigerenkeyibaohuta，taxihuandeneigerenbuzaixianqita。
ruguoshuoliumangaifengchennvyeshiyizhongjianghu，woxiangzheiduiwolaishuoyesuanwanzhengle！
……
diertian，huidaoyidianyuancaizhidao，shangcineijianshierhou，qigebaoanyixuanzelizhile。
woyebuyiwai，haitingtitamengaoxing。yinweitamenyagenerjiubugaiganzheige。
dahugaosuwo，haozaishangciworangtamenjialeyidaotiemen，yinweineitianwanshang，suoyoudemendoubeibailaoliutamenqiaokaiguo。zheiyaoshirangtamendangshijinlewu，houguokendinghaiyaocanlie。
womenzhengliaozhe，yejiaoyangturanlaile！
“kankanwomaidechezenmeyang？”
tingyezhengdunhou，xiaoleiyijinghuijiadengxiaoxile，qiantaizuozhedeshilinna，tayizhizaiyouyiduowo。
yejiaoyangdangshiyiyouliangliangche，yilianghongsedebenchixiaopao，yiliangbaomasixi。zheizaineishidehuahe，jueduizhaobuchujige。
haimaixinche？zhenshiyouqianshaode。woganjinyechuqukanrenao。
“ni、nihuilaile？”yejiaoyangyoudianeryiwai。
wozhouzhoumei，“xiaodushuiweiertaitamananwenle！”
yejiaoyangyibabawolaguoqu，“neizhenghao，guolaikankannideche！”
wodeche？jingranshijiwomaide？wodangshijianzhiyiweizijitingcuole。
yikandoushale！jingranshiyiliangsangtana2000，biexiao！neishihoua！zhenggexialai20duowanni！kebushiyibanrenkaideqide。
gangchuyuneihuier，woyizhixinxinnianniandedoushiqirui**，zheimengxiangyixiazihaitamachaobiaole！
“nihuikaicheba？”yejiaoyangwenwo。
“feihua，neiwomenbixiukea！”
shuozhende，woyizhijuedewomenjingxiaodekechenghenshiyong，buguanweilaidangbudangjingcha，qishidoushiyigehaodexuanze。
wodaiyejiaoyangdouleyiquaner，gentashuo：“baneixiebaoankaileba！zhiliulilehedaxiaohu！”
“再营业怎么办？”
“nijiubengxiangle！jishihuifuyingye，yebeijingchadingshangle，zaixiangdazhangqigubukeneng，haizhuangepiqian！”
yejiaoyangtanleyisheng，“zheicishizhenbeicaisanhaicanle！”
“我跟他没完！”
yejiaoyangdenglewoyiyan，“wogaosunia，biereshier！duifutazheizhongliangjideren，bixudezhangjinshanchuma，xiaofengjieyijingzaixiangbanfale！”
takouzhongdezhangjinshanjiushijiulongyifengzhongdelaoda，neishiyijingwushiduole，keyishuoshidangnianhuahezuidadehunzi。erqieyigaizuodichan，qianbaoyebeitazhuandegugule。
wozhidaogencaisanzhijieyingpengying，zanshihaizuobudao，dantajiwomendezheixie，woyidinghuijiabeifenghai。
“daxiaowuhelilejiewoyongliangtian！”
yejiaoyangbailewoyiyan，“jingtamashuoxiepihua！woxianzaishuohuahaoshima？youqineigelile，douhenbudegennichuanyitiaokuzi，woxianzaijiushigefuzekaizhide！”
tazheijuhua，jiwonongdeyetingbuhaoyisi。
“buguo，nidaodiyaoganmaya？”
woyixiao，“meishenme！niyounidedao，woyouwodedao，zongzhi，wotamabuhuirangcaisanhaoguode！”
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