《junhuntianrumi,envchuanqilingbeichongshangtian》shiyibukourenxinxiandexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo,youcaishenqianjinqinglichuangzuo。gushiyitangnianniantanglaotaiweizhongxinzhankai,jieshileyigelingrenshenwangdeshijie。suizhejuqingdetuijin,tangnianniantanglaotaibuduanmianlintiaozhanhekaoyan,tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindezhenzhengliliang。zheibulingrenjingtandeshuohuajiansuandenvhaijiaoqiguochun,yuanshenyiqiandezhixinhaojiemei,congyuanshenneierhonglebushaodongxi,xianzaitoushangdaidehongsefaka,jiushiyuanshende。……jiangrangnichenjinqizhong,wufaziba。
“九斤,张嘴!”
tangniannianshouliduolekuaishuiguotang,tangjiujinzhangkaizui,tasailejinqu。
“erjie,nalaidetang?”
tangjiujinyanjingdoufangguangle,haituchulaiyaoyaoyibanjierjiechi,tangniannianjizuzhile,takongjianlihaiyouhaoduo。
“二叔给的。”
tangnianniansuibianxianglegeliyou,ershutangmanyinzaichenglijixiechangdanglinshigong,meigeyuegongzishibakuaiwu,ershenzezaiwachangdanglinshigong,gongzishiwukuai。
tangjiujinbingmeihuaiyi,zhishiqiguaiershujierjiedetang,weidaohaoxianghenbuyiyang,tayiqianmeichidaoguo。
xiaoyatoubingmeiduoxiang,hanzhetang,kaikaixinxindiqushanshangjianchaihele。
tangniannianhuilefangjian,nachuleneimeiyuhulu,yaoposhouzhi,xuedileshangqu,shunjianyunleguoqu。
taxinglaihou,faxianzijitangzaichuangshang,shoushangdeyuhulubujianle,yinianxianglexiakongjian,tacongwuzilixiaoshile。
tangniannianhendandingdidaliangzhouweihuanjing,kongjianhenda,yiwangwuyindeheitudi,haiyouyikoumaozhebaiqidelingquan,tayuanlaikongjianlidewuziyejinlaile,duichengleyizuoshan。
tayouxiejingya,shushangliujinglanrenzhudekongjian,zhiyoulingquan,erqielianghenshao,yitianzhiyouyidi,bingmeiyouheitudi,kongjianzhinengduifangyidiandiandongxi。
nandaoshiyinweitazhangdetaimeideyuangu?
tangniannianzoudaolingquanbian,juleyipenghele,tebiegantian,helehoubingmeiyoutebiedeganjue,zhishishentiliyongshangyigunuanliu,rangrenlanyangyangde。
henkuai,tadepifubiaomianchuxianleyicengbobodewugou,tangnianniancongkongjianlichulai,shaoleshuixizao,zhaojingzifaxianjifu**defangguang。
tabenjiumingmoulaichi,yanruotaoli,beilingquandiaolihou,gengmingyanle,jiusuanchuanzhetulebajidehuaaozi,yezheyanbuletadeguosetianxiang。
tangniannianmanyidilieleliezui,zai**delianshangqingqingpailexia,zheishougan……tadouxiangzimole!
男人摸了不得发疯?
姐可真美!
zheishentihetayiqiandexiangmaohenxiang,dantajinglilezhongkao,gaokao,haiyou996deshengchushangbanshenghuo,youjiashangmoshisannian,toukuaitule,piyezhoule,shifenmeimaozhishengleliufen。
穿书真好!
tangnianniandexinqinghaojile,suiranchuanchenglexiaopaohui,ketazhaoyangnengguochengnvwang!
yaoshibaisuiyenengguolaijiuhaole,keliandebaisui,shengerweigou,liangutoudoumeikenguo!
“二姐,救命!”
tangjiujinqicandejiaoshengyouyuanjijin,tangnianniancaidaoyuanmenkou,xiaoyatoujiupuleguolai,duozaitabeihou。
“erjie,neizhidagouyaochiwo!”
tangjiujinxiaoyatoutianbupadibupa,jiupacunliliangbawang。
yinweigouaizhuita,daexihuanzhuota**,daxiaojixiaoyatouliuxiadexinliyinying,biyueqiuhaida。
tangniannianquemeihangsheng,tayidongbudongdikanzhepaoguolaidedahuanggou,yanjingjianjianhongle。
“百岁?”
tangniannianjiaolesheng,huanggoutingxiale,dingzhetakan,guolehuier,goumamalieliedijiaoleqilai。
“wangwangwang,nigemeiliangxindesinaqule?hailaozimanshanbianyedizhaoni,haihejitouchunzhudajia,laozidouliangtianmeichile,esilaozile,nigeheilexinde……”
此处省略一万脏字!
zaiwairenkanlai,huanggoujiushiyizhikuangfeideequan,tangjiujinhededoubugankanle,duozaierjiebeihousesefadou。
tangniannianhebaisuinengwuzhangaigoutong,tingdedongzheijiahuodehua,tapuguoqubaozhulebaisui,youkuyouxiao。
“moailaozi,laozishudaoshan,gunkai,bitidouhulaozishenshangle……”
baisuizuishangmadexiong,danzuijiaoqueliekai,wenqingdikanzhezhuren。
zheiliangtiantadouhuangsile,zaishanshanggenzhengyanxiayiyangpao,zhidaotawendaolezhurendeqixi,zheicaizhaoleguolai。
总算找到了,
累死它百岁大爷了!
“jiuyaoai,baisui,woyiweizaikanbudaonile,eleba?kuaichi!”
tangnianniancongkongjianlinachuguantoutouwei,baisuiyikouyigeguantou,lianchileliuguan。
tangjiujinkanbudao,dantanengwendao,kongqilidoushirouxiangwei,chansitale。
“erjie,nizaikaogourou?”
tangjiujinhuaiyierjieduanduanshijiannei,bazheitiaoegoukaoshule。
“wang……siyatougankaolaozi,laozifanggepibengsini!”
baisuimaodouzhale,gongqishenzichongxiaoyatoukuangfei。
tangjiujinhaipajile,shijingyaotou,tayebuzhidaozenmehuishi,jurantingdonglehuanggoudehua,wuwu……tayihouzaibuchigouroule!
“jiujin,zheishibaisui,yihounimenyiqiwan!”
“baisui,tashiwomeimeijiujin,nibuyaoqifuta!”
tangniannianlongzhongjieshao,danshuangfangdoubutaijimianzi。
baisuiangqitou,jilejiujinyigebuxiedeyanshen,tacaibuyaohehuangmaoyatouwan。
tangjiujinsuiranmeihangsheng,danxinlishifenkangju,tacaibuyaoheegouwan。
tangnianniannachuyigenhuotuichang,silebaozhuang,weijiletangjiujin,ganggangzheixiaoyatoudekoushuidouliujinjingbozilile。
“二姐,这是啥?”
tangjiujinyaoleyidakou,kechidekoushuishunzhezuijiaoliulexialai。
taihaochile,tacongmeichiguozheimehaochidedongxi!
“午餐肉!”
tangniannianjidexianzaidemingchengshiwucanrou,huchengjiuyouyijiatebieyoumingdemeilinwucanrougongchang。
tangjiujinzhichiyiban,shengxiadexiaoxinyiyidichuaijinlekoudaili。
“留给三姐吃。”
xiaoyatoujieshi,tahesanjietangliujinganqingzuihao,tangliujinzaixianchengniangaoer,yigeyuehuijiayitang。
“chileba,haiyouni!”
tangniannianxinliyiruan,zaixiaoyatoutoushangqingqingfumozhe,shushangzheigekeaidexiaoyatou,xiangjihuaiyundexujinfenglaoyubushenzi,yansile,sideshihoucaibasui。
jirantalaile,kendingyaohuzhezheixiaoyatoude。
jiujinyitinghaiyou,likecongkoudailinachubanjiehuotuichang,dantameizhejichi,weidaotangniannianzuibian,“erjienichi。”
“wochiguole,kuaichiba!”
tangniannianxiaolexiao,xinliyoudiannuan。
jinglilechirendemoshi,tasuiranmeiyoutongqingxinle,danhaiyouliangzhongshengwunengrangtaxinruan。
人类幼崽和狗。
jiujinzheiyatoutingkeai,dadongletasuoshengbuduodeyidianliangxin,yihoujiuguitazhaole。
tangniannianmeihuijia,tachanroule,baisuishuoshanshangyoubushaoyetuheyeji,nongdianhuilaijiechan。
zainongdiancaoliaoheyaocaifangkongjianliyang,caoweituzi,yaocaimaijishougouzhan,nenghuanqian。
tangcunsanmianhuanshan,fanguoshanjiushiwucheng,zhengshisanshinianhou,jimaodounengfeishangtiandeneigezhumingxiaoshangpinzhidou,jingchangyouqiaotanglaotiaozhehuodan,laicunlihuandongxi。
tangniannianxianzaimeiqitaxiangfa,tazhixiangchirou,shanshangguoranwuzifengfu,youbaisuibangmang,henkuaijiudaidaoleliangzhifeituzi,yigongyimu,mudehaihuaiyunle。
chentangjiujinbuzhuyi,tajianghuaiyunmutushoujinlekongjian,hainonglebushaocaojinqu,tuziyigeyuejiunengshengyiwo,buchuyinian,kongjianlikendingtuzichengqun。
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栏目:言情
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