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小说简介

《junhuntianrumi,envchuanqilingbeichongshangtian》shiyibukourenxinxiandexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo,youcaishenqianjinqinglichuangzuo。gushiyitangnianniantanglaotaiweizhongxinzhankai,jieshileyigelingrenshenwangdeshijie。suizhejuqingdetuijin,tangnianniantanglaotaibuduanmianlintiaozhanhekaoyan,tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindezhenzhengliliang。zheibulingrenjingtandeshuohuajiansuandenvhaijiaoqiguochun,yuanshenyiqiandezhixinhaojiemei,congyuanshenneierhonglebushaodongxi,xianzaitoushangdaidehongsefaka,jiushiyuanshende。……jiangrangnichenjinqizhong,wufaziba。

精彩章节

“九斤,张嘴!”

tangniannianshouliduolekuaishuiguotang,tangjiujinzhangkaizui,tasailejinqu。

“erjie,nalaidetang?”

tangjiujinyanjingdoufangguangle,haituchulaiyaoyaoyibanjierjiechi,tangniannianjizuzhile,takongjianlihaiyouhaoduo。

“二叔给的。”

tangnianniansuibianxianglegeliyou,ershutangmanyinzaichenglijixiechangdanglinshigong,meigeyuegongzishibakuaiwu,ershenzezaiwachangdanglinshigong,gongzishiwukuai。

tangjiujinbingmeihuaiyi,zhishiqiguaiershujierjiedetang,weidaohaoxianghenbuyiyang,tayiqianmeichidaoguo。

xiaoyatoubingmeiduoxiang,hanzhetang,kaikaixinxindiqushanshangjianchaihele。

tangniannianhuilefangjian,nachuleneimeiyuhulu,yaoposhouzhi,xuedileshangqu,shunjianyunleguoqu。

taxinglaihou,faxianzijitangzaichuangshang,shoushangdeyuhulubujianle,yinianxianglexiakongjian,tacongwuzilixiaoshile。

tangniannianhendandingdidaliangzhouweihuanjing,kongjianhenda,yiwangwuyindeheitudi,haiyouyikoumaozhebaiqidelingquan,tayuanlaikongjianlidewuziyejinlaile,duichengleyizuoshan。

tayouxiejingya,shushangliujinglanrenzhudekongjian,zhiyoulingquan,erqielianghenshao,yitianzhiyouyidi,bingmeiyouheitudi,kongjianzhinengduifangyidiandiandongxi。

nandaoshiyinweitazhangdetaimeideyuangu?

tangniannianzoudaolingquanbian,juleyipenghele,tebiegantian,helehoubingmeiyoutebiedeganjue,zhishishentiliyongshangyigunuanliu,rangrenlanyangyangde。

henkuai,tadepifubiaomianchuxianleyicengbobodewugou,tangnianniancongkongjianlichulai,shaoleshuixizao,zhaojingzifaxianjifu**defangguang。

tabenjiumingmoulaichi,yanruotaoli,beilingquandiaolihou,gengmingyanle,jiusuanchuanzhetulebajidehuaaozi,yezheyanbuletadeguosetianxiang。

tangniannianmanyidilieleliezui,zai**delianshangqingqingpailexia,zheishougan……tadouxiangzimole!

男人摸了不得发疯?

姐可真美!

zheishentihetayiqiandexiangmaohenxiang,dantajinglilezhongkao,gaokao,haiyou996deshengchushangbanshenghuo,youjiashangmoshisannian,toukuaitule,piyezhoule,shifenmeimaozhishengleliufen。

穿书真好!

tangnianniandexinqinghaojile,suiranchuanchenglexiaopaohui,ketazhaoyangnengguochengnvwang!

yaoshibaisuiyenengguolaijiuhaole,keliandebaisui,shengerweigou,liangutoudoumeikenguo!

“二姐,救命!”

tangjiujinqicandejiaoshengyouyuanjijin,tangnianniancaidaoyuanmenkou,xiaoyatoujiupuleguolai,duozaitabeihou。

“erjie,neizhidagouyaochiwo!”

tangjiujinxiaoyatoutianbupadibupa,jiupacunliliangbawang。

yinweigouaizhuita,daexihuanzhuota**,daxiaojixiaoyatouliuxiadexinliyinying,biyueqiuhaida。

tangniannianquemeihangsheng,tayidongbudongdikanzhepaoguolaidedahuanggou,yanjingjianjianhongle。

“百岁?”

tangniannianjiaolesheng,huanggoutingxiale,dingzhetakan,guolehuier,goumamalieliedijiaoleqilai。

“wangwangwang,nigemeiliangxindesinaqule?hailaozimanshanbianyedizhaoni,haihejitouchunzhudajia,laozidouliangtianmeichile,esilaozile,nigeheilexinde……”

此处省略一万脏字!

zaiwairenkanlai,huanggoujiushiyizhikuangfeideequan,tangjiujinhededoubugankanle,duozaierjiebeihousesefadou。

tangniannianhebaisuinengwuzhangaigoutong,tingdedongzheijiahuodehua,tapuguoqubaozhulebaisui,youkuyouxiao。

“moailaozi,laozishudaoshan,gunkai,bitidouhulaozishenshangle……”

baisuizuishangmadexiong,danzuijiaoqueliekai,wenqingdikanzhezhuren。

zheiliangtiantadouhuangsile,zaishanshanggenzhengyanxiayiyangpao,zhidaotawendaolezhurendeqixi,zheicaizhaoleguolai。

总算找到了,

累死它百岁大爷了!

“jiuyaoai,baisui,woyiweizaikanbudaonile,eleba?kuaichi!”

tangnianniancongkongjianlinachuguantoutouwei,baisuiyikouyigeguantou,lianchileliuguan。

tangjiujinkanbudao,dantanengwendao,kongqilidoushirouxiangwei,chansitale。

“erjie,nizaikaogourou?”

tangjiujinhuaiyierjieduanduanshijiannei,bazheitiaoegoukaoshule。

“wang……siyatougankaolaozi,laozifanggepibengsini!”

baisuimaodouzhale,gongqishenzichongxiaoyatoukuangfei。

tangjiujinhaipajile,shijingyaotou,tayebuzhidaozenmehuishi,jurantingdonglehuanggoudehua,wuwu……tayihouzaibuchigouroule!

“jiujin,zheishibaisui,yihounimenyiqiwan!”

“baisui,tashiwomeimeijiujin,nibuyaoqifuta!”

tangniannianlongzhongjieshao,danshuangfangdoubutaijimianzi。

baisuiangqitou,jilejiujinyigebuxiedeyanshen,tacaibuyaohehuangmaoyatouwan。

tangjiujinsuiranmeihangsheng,danxinlishifenkangju,tacaibuyaoheegouwan。

tangnianniannachuyigenhuotuichang,silebaozhuang,weijiletangjiujin,ganggangzheixiaoyatoudekoushuidouliujinjingbozilile。

“二姐,这是啥?”

tangjiujinyaoleyidakou,kechidekoushuishunzhezuijiaoliulexialai。

taihaochile,tacongmeichiguozheimehaochidedongxi!

“午餐肉!”

tangniannianjidexianzaidemingchengshiwucanrou,huchengjiuyouyijiatebieyoumingdemeilinwucanrougongchang。

tangjiujinzhichiyiban,shengxiadexiaoxinyiyidichuaijinlekoudaili。

“留给三姐吃。”

xiaoyatoujieshi,tahesanjietangliujinganqingzuihao,tangliujinzaixianchengniangaoer,yigeyuehuijiayitang。

“chileba,haiyouni!”

tangniannianxinliyiruan,zaixiaoyatoutoushangqingqingfumozhe,shushangzheigekeaidexiaoyatou,xiangjihuaiyundexujinfenglaoyubushenzi,yansile,sideshihoucaibasui。

jirantalaile,kendingyaohuzhezheixiaoyatoude。

jiujinyitinghaiyou,likecongkoudailinachubanjiehuotuichang,dantameizhejichi,weidaotangniannianzuibian,“erjienichi。”

“wochiguole,kuaichiba!”

tangniannianxiaolexiao,xinliyoudiannuan。

jinglilechirendemoshi,tasuiranmeiyoutongqingxinle,danhaiyouliangzhongshengwunengrangtaxinruan。

人类幼崽和狗。

jiujinzheiyatoutingkeai,dadongletasuoshengbuduodeyidianliangxin,yihoujiuguitazhaole。

tangniannianmeihuijia,tachanroule,baisuishuoshanshangyoubushaoyetuheyeji,nongdianhuilaijiechan。

zainongdiancaoliaoheyaocaifangkongjianliyang,caoweituzi,yaocaimaijishougouzhan,nenghuanqian。

tangcunsanmianhuanshan,fanguoshanjiushiwucheng,zhengshisanshinianhou,jimaodounengfeishangtiandeneigezhumingxiaoshangpinzhidou,jingchangyouqiaotanglaotiaozhehuodan,laicunlihuandongxi。

tangniannianxianzaimeiqitaxiangfa,tazhixiangchirou,shanshangguoranwuzifengfu,youbaisuibangmang,henkuaijiudaidaoleliangzhifeituzi,yigongyimu,mudehaihuaiyunle。

chentangjiujinbuzhuyi,tajianghuaiyunmutushoujinlekongjian,hainonglebushaocaojinqu,tuziyigeyuejiunengshengyiwo,buchuyinian,kongjianlikendingtuzichengqun。

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