结婚五年才发现自己是个小丑隐漫君-著

小说简介

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精彩章节

jiehunwuzhounianjinianri，womaoyujijiabandezhangfusongweiyao。quezaitingchechangkanjiantahexinmishuzaichelirewen。

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shenxiuyansihubeiwodechacheshengjingdong，

huoshizhongyuchajuedaochewaineiliangdaowufahushide、jihuyaocichuanchechuangdemuguang。tamengdizhengkaiyan，

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kanzhetayanzhongfangundejingtaohailang，kanzhetaxiayishituikaineigenvrendedongzuo……meiyigexiweidebiaoqing，

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yemeiyourenheyanyu。womengdizhuanguoshen，gaogenxieqiaojidimiandeshengyinzaikongkuangdechekulihuidang，jicuerjuejue。

xiangtaoliyigejijiangbaozhadexianchang。wolakaichemenzuohuijiashizuo，pengdiyishengyongliguanshang，

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fadongjichenmendipaoxiaoqilai。wosisidingzhehoushijing。jingzili，binlidejiashizuochemenbeihuangluandituikai，

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zuibajiqiedikaihezhe，sihuzaihanwodemingzi。gezhehouhoudechechuanghemijideyulian，tadeshengyinmohubuqing，

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yushuaqizaidangfengbolishangfengkuangdizuoyouyaobai，guakaiyipianqingxi，likeyoubeigengxiongyongdeyushuifugai。

cheneinuanqikaidehenzu，chuizailianshangqueganjuebudaosihaonuanyi，zhiyouyizhongshenrugusuidehanleng。

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renyoutazaineilitulaodishanshuo、wengming。weibudeyintongqijibandixiaoshile，

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ketinglihaicanliuzheweijinianribuzhidehenji——canzhuoshangpuzhezhanxindeyamazhuobu，

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cike，neifenzunzhongzaoyidangranwucun。shuzhuokuandazhengjie，wenjianfenmenbieleidimafangzhengqi，

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limianzhengzhengqiqidifangzheyixiegongsidejiuhetongfubenheyixielingsanpiaoju。shouzhizaibingliangdechoutidibanmosuozhe，

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wozaitashuzhuojiaoluoyigefeiqidejiudukaqiliwuyijianfaxiande。dangshizhishisuishoushouqi，

xiangzhehuoxushishenmezhongyaodedongxi。houlaijicixiangkaikouwenta，doubeitagongzuotaimangdeliyoutangsaiguoqu，

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woniezhezheizhangbinglengdekapian，zoudaoshuzhuoqian，dakailebijibendiannao。shouzhizaichukongbanshanghuadong，

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tasuoyoushebeidetongyongmima，wocengxiaotahaowuanquanyishi。shuru，huiche。yasuobaojieya，

limianzhiyouyigeshipinwenjian。shubiaozhizhenxuantingzaineigexiaoxiaodetubiaoshang，zhijianbinglengerwending。shenxiyikouqi，

dianjibofang。pingmuliangqi。huamianyouxiehuangdong，jingtousihushicongyigeyinbidejiaodupaishede。

shuxidechangjing——shifuqinshufangdeyijiao，nengkandaotaneizhangkuandadehongmushuzhuo，

zhuoshangtanzhehouhoudeyixuewenxian。fuqindeshenyingchuxianzaihuamianbianyuan，tazhengbeiduizhejingtou，

zhanzaishujiaqianfanzhaozheshenme。jinjiezhe，shenxiuyandeshenyingchuxianle。tachuanzhejujiafu，shouliduanzheyibeiniunai。

tazoudaoshuzhuopang，fangxianiunaibei，ranhou，jiqiziran、jiqixunsudi，

congkoudailitaochuyigehenxiaodebaisezhibao，jianglimiandefenmodaojinleniunaili。dongzuoliuchangdemeiyouyisiyouyu，

fangfoyanlianguoqianbaibian。zuowanzheiyiqie，taduanqibeizi，lianshangshenzhihaidaizheguanchangdewenhexiaorong，zouxiangfuqin。

“ba，bieaotaiwan，hebeiniunaizaodianxiuxi。”fuqindeshengyindaizhepibeichuanlai：“hao，fangneierba，

xiuyanniyouxinle。”shipinjieshu。pingmuanxiaqu，yingchuwocanbairuzhi、haowubiaoqingdelian。

shufanglisiyibanjijing。chuangwaiyushengyijiu。zhiyouwozijidexintiaosheng，zaiermolichenzhongdizhuangjizhe，yixia，

youyixia。yuanlairuci。fuqinbannianqiantufa“jixingxinshuai”，zaishuimengzhonganjinglishi。tayizhishentiyinglang，

chulezaonianneicihongdongyiliaojie、rangtashenbaimingliedeshoushushigu，jihumeizhuguoyuan。

dangshisuoyourendouyiweishiyiwai，shilaoleiguodu。shenxiuyanbiaoxiandewubibeitong，cheyeshouling，

zangliquanchengcaochidetuotuodangdang，qinqipengyouwubukuazantaxiaoshunzhongqing。yuanlai，

taduanjifuqindeneibei“xiaoxin”niunai，shizhenzhengdechuanchangduyao。weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai，womengdiwuzhuzui，

chongjinxishoujian，duizhebinglengdematongganouqilai。yanleibushoukongzhidiyongchu，bushiyinweibeishang，

ershijizhidefennuheexinshaozhuozhewuzangliufu。jingziliyingchudenvren，shuangyanchihong，mianrongniuqu，

xianggediyupachudeligui。fuqin……neigejueqiangleyibeizi，

zaijudadewumingheshirendetuoqizhongyijiubukenditou，

dianshenghuobaozhangerxinkuzhichengdelaoren……jingshizheiyangsizaizijiqinshoutiaoxuan、wubixinrende“haonvxu”shouli！

shoujizaicifengkuangzhendongqilai，pingmushanghaishineigemingzi。wodingzheta，zhidaozhendongtingzhi。pingmuanxiaqujimiao，

youzhouranliangqi，yitiaoxinxinxitiaolechulai：“linwan，womentantan。nizaina？shiqingbushinixiangdeneiyang！

”bushiwoxiangdeneiyang？wodingzhezheitiaoxinxi，zuijiaochechuyigebinglengdaojizhidehudu。neishishenmeyang？

shigaosuwo，nihenidemishuzaichelizhishitaolungongzuo？haishigaosuwo，

niwangwofuqindeniunailijiadebushiduyao，shiyingyangfen？zhijianzaipingmushangqiaoji，

meiyigezidouxiangcuilebing：“mingzaojiudian，jiali。daishangnidexinmishu，yiqitan。”diertianzaoshangjiudianzheng，

menlingzhunshixiangqi。wozuozaiketingdeshafali，shenshanghaichuanzhezuotianneitiaoxiangbinsedezhensizhangqun，

zhishiqunbaizhanlexiechekudewuzi，xiandeyouxielangbei。yiyeweimian，yanjinggansefahong，danjingshenqueyichangqingming，

shenzhidaizheyizhongjinhucanrendelengjing。menkaile。shenxiuyanzhanzaimenkou，lianseshiyanshibuzhudeqiaocuihejiaolv，

yanxiadaizhenongzhongdeqinghei。tashenshanghaishizuotianneitaoxizhuang，zhishizhoubabade，lingdaiyewaixiezhe。kandaowo，

tayanzhongshunjianshanguohunzazheaohui、jiqieheyisibuyichajuedekongjudeqingxu。“wanwan……”tazhangkou，

shengyinganseshaya。womeikanta，muguangzhijieluozaitashenhou。suyuqing。tadexinmishu。

cikexiaoniaoyirenbandijinaizheta，yizhishoushenzhihaiqingqingwanzhetadegebo。

tachuanzheyitiaojiancaihetidemibaiselianyiqun，zhuangrongjingzhi，haizaobandezhangjuanfaroushundipizaijiantou，

lianshangdaizheyizhongkeyizhuangchude、chuchukeliandeqienuohebuan。danzaitakanxiangwodeyanshenshenchu，

quezangzheyisijihuyaoyichulaidedeyihetiaoxin。“shenzong，linwanjie……”taqieshengshengdikaikou，

shengyinyouruanyounuo。shenxiuyanceshenrangtajinlai，dongzuodaizheyizhongxiayishidebaohuzitai。“wanwan，

nitingwojieshi，zuotianzaicheku……”shenxiuyanjiqiedishangqianyibu，shitukaojinwo。“jieshi？”wodaduanta，

shengyinpingjingdexiangjielebingdehumian，meiyousihaobolan。wozhilezhiduimiandeshafa，“zuo。

”wodepingjingxianranchaochuletamendeyuliao。shenxiuyanlengleyixia，suyuqingyeweiweicuqilejingzhidemeimao，

liangrenjiaohuanleyigeyouxiekunhuodeyanshen，yiyanzaiduimiandeshafashangzuolexialai。

suyuqingdeshouyijiujinjinzhuazheshenxiuyandegebo。wozhanqishen，meiyoukantamen。zoudaoketingdejiaoluo，

neilifangzheyigewozuowancongshufangnachulaidexiaoxingsuizhiji。

wonaqifangzaisuizhijipangbiandeyigegugudeniupizhiwenjiandai，zouhuishafaqian，zailiangrenmianqianzhanding。

“huala——”wojiangwenjiandailidedongxiquanbudaolechulai，bushizhizhang，

ershiyiduibeiqiegedejiqixisuidezhixie，xiangyichangangzangdexue，

fenfenyangyangsaluozaitamenmianqiandebolichajishang。shenxiuyanhesuyuqingdoulengzhule，

bumingsuoyidikanzheneixiezhixie。“qianzidewenjian，wozuowanyijingchulidiaole。”wodandandikaikou，

muguangluozaishenxiuyanlianshang，“xianzai，zhixuyaonikoutouqueren。”shenxiuyandemeitoujinjinningleqilai，

yanshenlichongmanleyihuoheyisibeimaofandeyunnu：“linwan，nizaihunaoshenme？shenmewenjian？”“lihunxieyi。

”woqingxidituchusigezi，shengyinbuda，quexiangzhongchuiqiaozainingzhidekongqili，“wonide。

tiaojianhenjiandan：nishenxiuyan，jingshenchuhu。nixianzaiyongyoude，

yijiweilaikenengcongdingfenghuodedeyiqieguquan、fenhong、fangchan、cunkuan，baokuonimingxiadeche，quanbuguiwosuoyou。

”huayinluoxiadeshunjian，ketingliyipiansiji。suyuqingmengdidaochouyikoulengqi，wuzhulezui，

nanyizhixindikanzhewo，youkankanshenxiuyan，yanshenlidedeyishunjianbeijingeheyisitanlanqudai。

shenxiuyandeliansexianshiyoubaizhuanhong，suijiyoubiandetieqing。tamengdicongshafashangzhanqilai，xiongtangjulieqifu，

ejiaodeqingjindoubaoleqilai，xiangshitingdaoleyigetiandadexiaohua，youxiangshibeichedijinu。“jingshenchuhu？

linwan，nifenglema？！”talishengzhiwen，shengyinyinweifennuerbagao，

daizheyizhongjugaolinxiade、beimaofandeweiyan，“jiuyinweinizuotiankandaodeneigewuhui？

nizhibuzhidaonizaishuoshenme？zheixieniandingfengnengzoudaojintian，kaodeshishei？shiwo！

shiwoshenxiuyanmeirimeiyededapin！nipingshenme……”“pingzheige。”wopingjingdidaduanta，

congzhensizhangqundekoudaili，huanhuantaochuneizhangbinglengjianyingdesdchucunka，jiazaishizhihezhongzhizhijian，

judaotayanqian。shenxiuyandeshengyinjiaranerzhi。tademuguangsisididingzaineizhangxiaoxiaodekapianshang，