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cheshang，suyuduihaogeshuodao。
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haogepaizhexiongkoubaozhengdao。
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“明白！”
……
chulesuyu，haiyouqitashiyigegueryuanchulaidehaizi。
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腻的要命！
……
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啪！
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bandaoyuqijiweibunaifandeshuodao。
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suoyourendouzhouzhemeitou，zhunbeiyingjiebaofengyuyiyangdedaji。
kesuihou，suoyourenyileng。
“满意？”
“哈哈！”
zhijianpingshiguaobuqun，lengruobingshuangdebandao，jingranluchulehanjiandexiaorong。
“zheicidepingjunchengji，bishangcitishenglebaifenzhishi！”
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“但是……”
bandaohuafengyizhuan，liansezaiduyansulexialai。
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suyuxiayishidemomodezhanleqilai。
kezhanqilaizhihoujiuhouhuile。
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可是现在已经迟了。
erqie，suyuyebugantiaozhanlaoshideweiyan。
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bandaozhijiejiangjuanzirenglexialai。
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longyounilin，chuzhibinu。
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“ni，ni，nihanshenme？niganzheimehewoshuohua？woshinidebandao，nijiwochuqu！”
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“我不出去！”
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“ni……nichuqubuchuqu！”
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【jujuelaoshimingling，jujuerenwudengjisji，huodejineng“guomubuwang”】
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“niyinweiwoyigeren，zisizilidexuanzebake，haijiangsuoyoudecuowu，tuidaolewodeshenshang。”
“zheishinizuoweiyigelaoshiyinggaizuodema？”
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……
suyuyijujiezheiyiju，mianduimiandeduibandaoxunchidao。
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