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小说简介

zuozhe“yizhuojimo”jingxinbianxiewanchengdedoushishenghuogushi，《jiujiubiezhuangle》shizheibenshudemingzi，zheibuxinzuopinzuijinhuobaoshangxianle，gushiqingjieshengdongganren，zhurengong：liwenjiushu，liangrenzhijiandeqingganjiugefeichangjingcai，xiaoshuojianjie：“shia，wotingshifushuohaoxiangshisimushishuyaolai。”batiaohaodecaidijicaifanzi，wencaidiantouhuileyiju，suihoutayouhuitoukanzheliwen，xiaoshengdeshuodao：“niwan……

精彩章节

liwenshuochuleyingyu，ranghuangshulangmingxiandelenglepianke。

suihouliwenbiantingjianta，yecaozheyikouliulideyingyukaikoudao：

“doyouthinkilooklikeamanoragod？”（nikanwoxiangrenhaishixiangshen？）

李文：……

**de，youdiandongxia！

huangshulangkandaoliwendezhenjing，dangjiyouxiedeyidao：

“nianqingren，jishinianqianlaorenjiawogenzheliuxueshengdechuan，quguoyingguodeshihou，nihaimeichushengni！genwozhuaiyangwen，nihainenledian，yaobu，nizaishishibiedeguojiayuyan，haoduonianmeiyongle，douyoudianshengshule。”

李文：“………”

chaofengdekanleliwenyiyan，huangshulangsihumeilenaixin，xinghongdeshetoutianletianliaoya，yanjingdengzheliwen，zaicibiwendao：

“我再问你！”

“nikanwoxiangrenhaishixiangxian？”

de，zheitamadehaishichuguoguodehuangshulang，erqiebuzhihuiyigeguojiadeyuyan，bilaozidewenhuashuipingdougao。

kanzheduifangneizhangmanrongmaolian，manshichaonongdeshenqing。

liwenqingtuleyikouzhuoqi，jinlejinhuaizhongdebaoguo，suijikanzhehuangshulangdahoudao：

“wokannixianggejier！”

“给老子去死！”

nuhouyisheng，mengdechediaohuaizhongdebaoguobu，liwenjianghuaizhongdeyigeguangongdiaoxiang，gaogaodijuqi。

“gongqingguanerye，zhanyaochumo！”

“唏律律！”

hualuo，liwengaojudeguaneryediaoxiangshunjiandafangguangmang，suihouzhitingzhanmadeyishengsiming！

liwentoudingjiuchuxianleyigewujiangdeshenying。

cijiang，meiranzhangxu、hongzaolian、kuaxiachituma、shouzhongqinglongyanyuedaogaogaodejuqi。

“斩！”

zhitingyishengweiyandedahe，neiqinglongyanyuedaozaihuangshulangjingkongdeyanshen，henhendepilexiaqu。

yidaoxiaqu，toulufeiqi。

zhanzailiwenbuyuanchudehuangshulang，shunjianshishoufenli，xingchoudexianxue，fangfobuyaoqianyiban，congqidejingzhongpenchu，jianmanlezhouweidetudiheshuganshuzhi。

“呼呼！”

kanzheyidaobeimiaoshadehuangshulang，liwendakoudechuanzhecuqi。

“ding！jishabainianyaowu，huodejifen300dian，dangqian，yongyoujifen380dian。”

“咔嚓！”

tingzheerbianxitongdetishi，huodele300dianjifen，liwenhaimeiyoulaidejigaoxing，huailituranchuanlaileyishengwutipoliedesheng。

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gubudexintengbaomingdewupinpolie，liwenzhidaocidibushijiuliuzhidi。

suishourengdiaoshouzhongdesuipian，liwenzhaozhunlefangxiang，satuijiuwangqianpao。

kegangpaolejibu，liwenyoumengditinglexialai。

huitoukanlekanshishoufenlidehuangshulang，liwenjiujieleyixia，ranhouyiyaoya，zhuanshenyishounatoulu，yishounashiti，kuaisudewangqianpao。

有句话说得好。

虎死余威在。

rujin，liwenmeiyoulebaomingzhiwu，julijiushudeyizhuangbuzhidaohaiyouduoyuan，lushanghaibuzhidaohuibuhuipengdaoqitaguiyi。

suoyiliwenbiandasuandaishanghuangshulangdeshiti，yongqishenshangdeyaoqiweisheqitaguiyi。

budebushuo，tadexiangfashiyouyongde。

suihouyiduanshijiandelu，liwendoumeiyouyudaorenheshiqing。

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huoxushiyinweiyouhuangshulangdeqixiweishe，neijidaoheiyingzhishizaiyuanchupaihuai，bingmeiyoukaojinliwen。

yilukuangben，chabuduopaolejiangjinbangeduoxiaoshi。

jiuzailiwenkuaiyaopaobudongle，tazhongyuzaidaoludeyuanchukandaoledenghuo。

kandaoledenghuo，liwenbingmeiyoumaoranshangqian，ershifanghuanlejiaobu，manmandekaoleguoqu。

bijingzaizhiguaixiaoshuodangzhong，guiyiweizhuangchengrenlei，xiyinlurenjinrudeshiqingduolequle，takebuhuijiuzheiyangmangmangzhuangzhuangdechuangjinqu。

jiuliwenlinzhehuangshulangshiti，kaojindenghuochudeshihou。

zaizheijianyoudenghuodeyuanzidangzhong，yimingshenchuanbaisecubuhanshan，qianliuhaipianzhang，toufahuabai，yilianzhengqidenanzi，turanjianzhouqilemeitou，tazheizhoumeidejudong，rangtaneimeimaoruyiziyiban，lianzaileyiqi。

“heng！zheixieyaoniedanziyuelaiyueda，jingrangankaojinyizhuang，kanlaizhaoshijian，yaodaozhouweiliudaliudale。”

suihou，zhijianzheinanzi，zhuanshenzoujinletangwu，buyihuierbianlinzheyibabaojianheyigebudaizi，kuaisudezouxianglemenkou。

门外。

liwentuozhehuangshulangdeshiti，yidianyidiandekaojindamen。

taguanchaleyixiazhouweideqingkuang，jianmeiyoushenmeyichangyihou，bianbamuguangsuodingzaileneijinbidedamenshang。

zhibuguocishishangchushenye，zaijiashangdamenkoudedenghuobutailiang，menbianshangxiedeshenme，liwengenbenkanbuqingchu。

buguomomohuhuzhijian，liwennengkandaomenbianshangxiedeshilianggezi，erqieqianmianyigeyinggaishigeyizi。

“yougeyizi，nandaozheilijiushijiushu，neigebianyijiujiudeyizhuang。”

yixiangzheigekenengxing，liwenneixinyizhenjidong，tazhongyuzhaodaodifang。

buguo，xianglaijingtideliwen，bingmeiyoumaorandechuangru，ershijixutizhehuangshulangdeshiti，yidianyidiandekaojindamen。

tadasuanlijinyidian，querenyixia。

ruguozheilizhenshijiushudeyizhuang，neishiwanshijiehao。

ruguobushi，ershiqitadedifang，liwenhuihaobuyouyudezhuanshenjiupao。

suiranwaimianweixian，danguizhidaozheituranmaochulaidedifang，huibuhuigengweixian。

yuqipaojinqubeirenguanmendagou，haiburujiuliuzaiwaimian，neiyanghaiyouhuanzhuandeyudi，zuiqimapaoluhaiyoudifangpao。

suizhejulidamenyuelaiyuejin，damenshangdemenbian，liwenyejianjiandekanqingchule。

“yizhuang，zhendeshiyizhuang，wodeqinnianglai，wozhongyudaodifang。”

kanzhemenbianshangdeyizhuanglianggedazi，liwenchadiankulechulai。

laidezheiyilushangjianzhitaixiongxian，ruguobushitashixianyouzhunbei，kongpataxianzaidouyijingliangle。

suishourengdiaoshouzhongdehuangshulangshiti，liwendabudejiuwangmenkoupaoqu。

“吱呀！”

kehaimeidengtakaojindamen，yizhuangneijinbidedamenmengdibeidakai。

suihou，yimingshouchibaojian，yilianzhengqidenanzi，longxinghubudezoulechulai。

“dadanyaonie，womeizhaoni，nijingranganshangmentiaoxin，zhenshibuzhisihuo！”

yilianzhengqidenanzi，shouchibaojiannuchileyijuhou，huijianbianxiangliwenkanqu。

erzhengzaiwangdamenpaoqudeliwen，jiandaodamendakai，conglimianzouchulaiyigetafeichangshuxiderenying，renbuzhuneixinyizhenjidong。

jiushu，tazhongyujiandaojiushu。

kehaibudengtajidongdeshangqian，zhunbeihejiushurenqin。

jiutingjianlejiushuhanchudehua，ranhoumeidengtafanyingguolai，jiushujiutijiancileguolai。

kanzheneihanguanglinlin，litayuelaiyuejindebaojian，liwenshunjianhanmaoshuli。

“jiujiu！jianxialiuqing，woshiniwaishenga！”

zhengtijianzhunbeizhanshazheigeshangmenlaitiaoxinyaoguaidejiushu，shouzhongdedongzuoweiweiyidong，suihou，yitouheixiandenuchidao：“hunzhang！sheishinijiujiu，wokemeiyounizheiyishenhuangpiziyaoqidewaisheng，taokoufengtaodaowozheilaile，jiwosi！”

tingzhejiushuneiyouxienaonudehua，liwenxinlimingbai，kenengshizijigenhuangshulangshitijiechujiule，zhanranleduifangdeyaoqi，rangjiushuwuhui。

talianmangwanghoutuilejibu，duizheyaozhuishanglaikantadejiushudahandao：“jiujiu，wozhenshiniwaishengliwena！”

tingdaoliwenzheigeming，jiushulengleyixia，ranhoumizheyanjingshangxiadaliangleyixiamanshenyaoqi，hairanzhexianxuedeliwen。

suizhedangjiushudemuguangzhuyidao，liwenneiranzhehuichendelianhou，youxiebuquedingdewendao：“nizhendeshiawen。”

jiandaojiushuzhongyutinglexia，liwensongleyikouqi，kuaibudezoushangqian，taiqitouhaorangdengguangzhaoqingchuyidian，rangjiushukanqingchuyixie。

dangliwenkaojin，jiushujiezhudengguang，zhongyukanqingchuleliwendelian。

yuanlaizheigeyishenyaoqidejiahuo，zhendeshizijidewaisheng。