xinshengdaiwangwenxieshou“baianjiaojue”daizheshumingwei《jujuechiruanfan，xiaohuaxuejieqikule》dedoushishenghuoxiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqidutedebeijingshedinghechusedejuqingzhankai，xiyinlezhongduoduzhedeguanzhu。“shouxian，nimeizigejiaowomingzi。”jiangxiyuzhuanguotou，yanshenbinglengdedaduandiediebuxiudexukun，“qici，tameiyousahuang，shiworangtalaizhaowode。”……
shoujipingmushangxianshidemingziheranshijinzhuniangniang。
zhoujinxinzangjidongdepengpengzhitiao，likejieting。
“qiqitianpindianzhenchuxinpinle？”xuejiedeshengyinyijiuqingleng，danzhoujinzheijitianhexuejiejiechu，nengtingdaoxuejieshengyinzhongdejidong。
“包真。”
“dianlihaiyoume，woxianzaijiuqumai！”
zhoujinchiyileyixiadao：“womaideshihouhenduorenpaidui，xianzaiyinggaiyemaiguangle。”
“a？neiwoqibushizhinengdengdaomingtiancainengchidao……mingtianyoushimaibule，kanlaizhinenghoutianchidaole。”
zhoujintingchuxuejieyuqizhongdeshiwang。
“wocaidaoxuejieyidinghuixihuan，wobangxuejiemaileyifen。”
“zhenda！”turantingdaozheigehaoxiaoxi，xuejieyiguanqinglengdeshengxiansihudoubiandehuankuaihuopo。
……
十分钟后。
文艺部部长办公室。
tianxianyiyangpiaoliangdegaolengwenyibubuzhangjiangxiyu，biaoqingyansudekanxiangzhoujin，yuqirenzhendewendao：
“东西带来么？”
zhoujinbamaixiangfeichanghaokandecaomeixuemeiniangfangdaozhuozishang。
kandaotiandianhou，gaolengxuejieyanqianyiliang，likehuashenkeaichihuoshaonv，kaixindeyongshuangshoupengqicaomeixuemeiniang，nalihaiyouwangchanggaolengdeyangzi？
“kanshangqujiuhenhaochi，houtianduomaijige。”
“xuejie，meirenxiangouyifen。”zhoujintixingzhe。
“a，meirenxiangouyifena！”
jiangxiyudeshengyinhenshiwang，danhenkuai，shaonvfanyingguolaile，chijingkanxiangxuedi：“neinibushiyemeichidao。”
周瑾轻轻点头。
chihuoshaonvkanleyiyanxuedi，kanyiyanzhangxindecaomeixuemeiniang，tianrenjiaozhanlehaoyihui，caizhongyuxiadingjuexin，shenchubaixixiaomuzhidao：
“neiwofenniyidiudiu。”
zhoujinhaishidiyicijiandaogaolengxuejierucikeaiyimian，benxiangjujue，danguishishenchadexiaozhediantou，“haoa。”
jiangxiyubuqingyuandeshuodao：“shenshou。”
周瑾伸出手。
chihuoxuejiezaimaixiangjijiadecaomeixuemeiniangshangsixialehuashengmibandaxiaodexuemeiniang，jiqibushedefangdaoxuedidezhangxin。
ruguoyoushuxijiangxiyuchihuoshuxingdenvshengjiandaozheiyimujueduifeichangchijing，yinweizheihaishichihuoshaonvdiyicifenxiangtiandianjibieren，youqizheige“bieren”haishigenansheng。
zhoujinkanzhezhangxindehuashengmidaxiaodexuemeiniang，duixuejie“chihuoshaonv”zheigeshuxingyinxianggengshenle。
“哇，好好吃。”
routengdefenjizhoujinhou，jiangxiyukaishixiaokouxiaokouchizhexuemeiniang，kaixinyanjingshunjianliangjingjingde。
kandaoxuejierucikaixin，zhoujinyeqingbuzijindexiaolechulai。
manzudexiaokouxiaokouchiwancaomeixuemeinianghou，jiangxiyuqingkeyisheng，diaozhengleyixiabiaoqing，likecongkeaidechihuoshaonvhuifuchenglegaolengxuejie。
zhoujinkanleyiyancaomeixuemeiniangdaizi，zirandeduixuejieshenshou。
jiangxiyulengleyixia，zirandebaxuemeiniangdaizifangdaoxuedidezhangxin，ranhoushensedanran，shengyinqinglengdao：
“交给你了。”
“ele，baohuishimiejide。”zhoujinqingqingyixiao，bileyigeokdeshoushi。
……
男寝302。
chiwanwanfanhou，tiyitianzhengbudezhoujinsirenhuidaosushexiwanzaohoudoutangzaichuangshang。
fandabiaohexulangzuozaichuangshang，kanleyiyanzhoujin，moqideduishiyiyan。
congzhongwukaishi，zhoujinbaozheshoujiliaotianshijianturanbianduo。
fandabiaoxiachuanghou，dalielieshangqianwendao：
“jinge，henvpengyouliaotianme，zheimekaixin？”
zhoujinzaivxshanghuilexuejieyijuhou，budongshengsefangxiashoujipieleyiyanxulanghou，yaoyaotou：“bushinvpengyou。”
liudabiaohaixiangzaiwen，jiubeizhoujindaduan：“duiledabiao，niheliuwanzenmeyangle？”
fandabiaoxihuandenvshengjiaoliuwan，gezixiaoxiaode，kanqilaifeichangwenroukeai，feichangdianxingdenanfangguniang。
tingdaozhoujintidaoliuwan，yimibadebiaoxingdahandouranlianhong，zhizhiwuwushuodao：“haimeishajinzhanni。”
“zhuinvhaidejinzao，yaoburanjiubeibierenqiangzoule，houhuiyaodoulaibujichi。”
“e。”liudabiaohongzheliandiantou，daoyebuhaoyisizaiwenzhoujindeshi。
“laosi，nini？”zhoujinkanxiangxulang。
xulangheiheiyixiao，deyidao：“wokejialezanmenbanhaoduonvshengdevx，woxianzaitiaohuayanle。”
zhoujinyilianpeifudediandiantou：“laosiniubi，luxiangxiangheyangxiaomeinagetanshangle？”
luxiangxiangheyangxiaomei，zhexuexizonggong4gebanjiayikuaidoukeyichengdeshangshizuihaokandelianggenvsheng，yeshikaixuediyitianxiaopangzixulangdelianggemubiao。
danzheijitianyonglehaoduogebanfa，xulangyingshiyigevxdoumeijiashang。
xianzaibeizhoujinyeleyiju，xulanglianliankesoujisheng，niaodunduozaicesuolibuchulai。
zhoujinjianliangrenlaoshile，jixutangzaichuangshangzaivxshanghexuejieliaotian。
zicongzhongwuhexuejiefenshiyigecaomeixuemeinianghou，tahexuejieliaotiandecishuheshijianmingxianbianzhanglehenduo。
yeyincizhidaoxuejiemingtianmangdeshenme。
guojitianxuexiaowenyibuzaitiyuchangyouyichangbiaoyan，xuejiezuoweiwenyibubuzhang，zheijitiandouhuifeichangmang。
……
太阳照常升起。
diertianjunxunyezhaochangjinxing。
zhibuguoxulangzheiduanshijian，liyongbanzhangdezhiwuyoushi，henvshengmendeguanxiyuelaiyuehaole。
军训中途休息时候。
“laosini？”gangcongweishengjianhuilaidefandabiaomeikandaoxulangshenying，qiguaidewen。
“jigenvshengyouwentixiangwenta，batajiaozoule。”zhoujinxiaozhezhizhebuyuanchubeijigenvshengweizaiyiqidexiaopangzijieshidao。
fandabiaosaoleyiyandaoshimeishaxianmu，taxihuandenvshengjiaoliuwan，gezixiaoxiaode，kanqilaifeichangwenroukeai。
zhiyaoliuwanmeiweizhexulang，tajiubuzaihu。
linjin**，xulangyecongyixiaoquannvshengzhongzouhuizijisushefangxiang。
xulangganghuilai，yigegeziaiai，zhangdehenkeainvsheng，buhaoyisidezouguolai。
xulangtuileyixiazhoujingebo，jimeinongyandao：“jinge，zanmenzuowanhaishuocuohedabiaoheliuwan，zheibuyoujihuile。”
zhoujinzhuyidaoliuwanyanshenzhigougoukanxiangxulang，meiyoushuohua，zhishixinzhongshengchubuhaoyugan。
zheiliuwan，gaibuhuichongxulanglaideba。
fandabiaokanxiangliuwanyanqianyiliang，yaobannulitingzhileyihui，yeyouxielianhongjidong。
guoranruzhoujinsuoliao，liuwanraoguoyaobantingdebizhidedabiao，jingzhizoudaoxulangmianqianxiaoxixidileyizhangzhitiaoshuodao：“banzhang，zheishiwodelvpaopao，keyijiahaoyoue！”shuowanhuihuishoulikai。
xulangmengle，fandabiaoyemengle。
xulangzhuantoubuhaoyisikanxiangfandabiao。
tamensushedouzhidaofandabiaoxihuanzheigejiaoliuwandenvsheng。
zuowanhejiudeshihoutamenhaikaiwanxiaobangfandabiaocuohecuoheliangrenni。
fandabiaotanleyikouqi，“laosi，buyongkuijiu，zheibuguaini。”
xulangsonglekouqi，sheixiangdaofandabiaohuafengyizhuandao：
“danwoxianzaihennanshou，laosi，wonengzouniyidunchuxiaqime？”
xulanghedeyijiling，feihua，fandabiaoyimijiu，hubeixiongyao，dianxingdedongbeibiaoxingdahan。
zheiyiquanxiaqu，bieshuotaisenle，tailuodoudetangbantian。
xulangfanyinghenkuai，zhanqilaibatuijiupao，bianpaobianhuitouhandao：“erge，xianzaishifazhishehui，nihainianqing，qianwanbuyaozouruweifafanzuidedaolua！”
fandabiaobenjiukaiwanxiao，kandaoxulangkaipaoyehenjimianzizhuileguoqu。
fandabiaozheiyimijiuhubeixiongyaodahanyizhui，xulangnapashiguyikaiwanxiaoyebeihedegouqiang，mangyibianraozhezhoujinzhuanquanpaoyibianqiuzhu：“jinge，jinge，jinye，jinye，die！die！jiuminga……”
yizhenwannaozhihou，zhexueyibanqifenbiyiqianreluoduole，weiguandenanshengnvsheng，baokuobandaohejiaoguandouyouxierenjunbujin。
suizhexiawujiaoguandeyishengjiesan。
zhengzaizhanjunzidezhexueyibandexinshengmenquandousongleyikouqi。
xulangbaliuwandezhitiaodijifandabiao：“xiongdi，zenmeban，nibushiyizhixiangyaoliuwandelvpaopaome，yaobunijiaba。”
tiandiliangxin，tashizhendeduiliuwanmeixingqu。
tazuiganxingqudezhiyoulianggenvsheng，neijiushishencaihendingdeyangxiaomeihehenhuihuazhuangyehenyouqizhideluxiangxiang。
zhibuguohebanjiqitanvshengbuyiyang，zheijitianjiechuxialai，buguanshiyangxiaomeihaishiluxiangxiang，sihuduitadetaidudouhenlengdan。
taxianzailianyangxiaomeiheluxiangxiangdevxdoumeijiashang。
fandabiaoxinzhongjiujie，youxiangjialiuwandevx，youdanxinjiatavxbutongyidehuazijidaoshihoutaiganga。
sikaoliangjiu，dabiaotanleyikouqiduixulangdao：“laosinixianjiaba，kanshibushiyoushenmeshiyaozhaoni。”
xulangdiandiantou，beizhuzijimingzihou，fasonghaoyouyaoqing。
buyihui，jiutongguohaoyouyanzheng。
打了一个招呼后。
budengxulangshitan，liuwanjiuzhijiedaziwendao：
“banzhang，womensushejinwanyaoquxiaowaichifan，nimensusheyaobuyaoyiqichulai，zanmengaogelianyi！”
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