wanzhengbanchuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《jujuenvzongcaidiyicihou,wotaobudiaole》,ciwencongfabuyilaibiandedaolezhongduoduzhemendexiai,kejianzuopinzhiliangyouzhi,zhujiaoshiyelinangongxianyun,yeshizuozhetaoyanchiqingcaisuoxiede,gushigenggai:buzhidaoweishenme,zicongzijijinlaihou,qishijiubeizheinvrenyaleyitou,yuanbenbijiaomanhengdexingxiang,quebiandeyouxieshoulianleqilai。……
ps:zhuyizhuyi,qianfangheneng!!!
yougaonengjundeqiubaohu,qianfangdaliangbingjiao,qiujin?duantui?taixiaoerke。
wodezhongjimubiaoshirangbazongchishangrourou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
youyushangbenshuzuozhebeifeng,zuijincaifangchulai,danshiyeshidakanshanjianban。
keshizuozhebuganxin,lianyezishahuidaoleqianqi,zhongxinkaileyibenshu。
dajiaqingv50,qinglingtingwodefuchoujihua。
yesemiren,huadengchushang。
modoudejiedaoshang,nihongdengdaochushanshuo。
zheishiyizuochirenbutugutoudechengshi。
zaimodoudezhongxinshi,yimingzhangxiangjuemeidenanzizhengzaijialikanzhexiaoshuo,“zenmenengbazheiweidashendezuopinjijinlea!”
takandezheigexiaoshuozhengshitaoyanchiqingcaidediyibendazuo,mingwei《nvzun:zongcaiqingshouxianidebazongzonghezheng》。
kejiushizheibenshu,zheishenhejingranbatajijinle,gaodezuozhehenshiwunai,fadezhangjiegaileyougai,zuihoumianzhijiebatafengle。
yelikanzhezuozhefadegonggao,duanduanyibaizi,danshigoulechulezuozhedexinsuan。
yelikanzhediannaopingmu,youxiexinsuan。
(怒`Д´怒)
zaizheishi,yidaoshouji**xiangqi,takandaoshoujishangxianshidelaidian,dunshijiuyouxietouteng,tayouyuleyihuier,haishijieqiledianhua,“wei,ma。”
dianhuagangyijietong,neiyitoujiuchuanlaiyigezhongnianfunvdeshengyin,“xiaotuzaizi,zheimejiucaijiedianhuashiba?nijintianyougexiangqin,chufalemeiyou。”
“aiya,chufalechufale,zhengzhunbeixingdongni。”
“wogaosunia,jintianhenixiangqindekeshigehaiguiliuxuesheng,nikebierangrenjiajiudengle。”dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyemuneidiediebuxiudeshengyin,yelizhihaobashoujinadeyuanyixie。
“zhidaolezhidaole,wozheixianchufale,jiubuliaolema。”
“aiaiai,xiaotuzaizi,nijiwodeng......”dianhuaneitouhaimeishuowan,yelijiujimangdebadianhuajiguale。
“hu~tiantiancuixiangqin,fansile。”yelifangxiashouji,zhanghukouqi,wunaideshuodao。
talaidaoweishengjian,kanzhejingzishangneijuemeidelianpang,zheirangtajiuyouxiexinfan。
“nishuoni,zhangneimehaokanganshenme?”yeliduizhejingzhongdezijitucaodao。
yelishimingchuanyuezhe,yuanbenbingbushuyuzheifangshijie,shangyishiyouyuyinggangxihongshishenhe,suoyibeimomingdeguanjinxiaoheiwu,zuihouqifenbuyi,zishale。
keshidangtazhongxinzhengkaiyan,quefaxianzijijiangshengzailezheigemingweihuaxiadedifang。
zheigeshijiekeyishuoshihenda,bidiqiushanghaiyaodashangbabeibuzhi,kejiyeshiyichangxianjinfada。
可这不是重点。
zhongdianshizijichuanyuedaolenvzunshijie。
(ノ=д=)ノ┻━┻
zheilidenvrenlidawuqiong,yigenvrennenggandeguozheigeshijieshigenanren,dangbingdazhangshenmededoushinvrenzaigan,ernanrenzezhiyongzaijiadanggedajiaguixiu,dengnvfangnazhecailishangmentiqinjiuxing。
bingqiezheigeshijiederenkoubilihenkuazhang,nvduonanshao。
haobukuazhangdeshuo,yigenvrenyaoshituodanle,jiuhuiyoushigenvrenyibeizidaguangdong。
suoyixinwenshangjiujingchangbaodao,younanzibeiqin—fandexinwen。
meibanfa,zaizheigeshijie,niyaoxiangqunanren,bixuyoucheyoufang,erqiecailibunengdiyu100wan,zheijiudaozhihenduonvxingmeiyouqianqulaogong,keyouxiangjiejuezijideyuwang,zhinengchucixiace。
yelizaizheishenghuoleershinian,mingbailenanhaizichumenzaiwaiyaozhuyianquandedaoli,suoyijihudoushibuchumende。
meibanfa,tazhangdeshizaishitaimeile,meidaorangrenlenglexinshen,yiyanwanniantingshuoguoba?
zhiqianyeliquhezijidehaoxiongzhaofanglongquguangjie,ranhouyouyuzijitaiguomeili,jiudaozhixuduohuachifenfenshangqiansuoyaolianxifangshi。
fenfenbiaoshi,zheibeizifeitabuqu,zheirangyelitoutengdeyipi。
jiuzheiyang,daxuebiyezhihou,chulezaijiahaishizaijia,youyuyelijialihaishisuandeshangshixiaokangjiating,suoyidaoyemeirangtaqugongzuo。
danshiyemukanzhezijierzineilanduodeyangzi,dunshijiuqile,zhijiebataganchuqu,rangtazijiyigerenzaiwaimianzufangzizhu,ranhouhaibixuzhufutazhaogelaopo。
可他哪肯找老婆啊?
qudaotajiadangbaomubushuo,haiyaoshoujinzijigonggongdelengyan,sheiaiqusheiqu,fanzhengwoyelibuqu。
tabuji,ketamuqinjia,yitiantiandejiuyingshicuizhetaquxiangqin,taerzidezhangxiangtakeshizhidaode,bineidanghongmingxinghaiyaohaokandeduo。
zhiyaotayuanyi,shenmenvrenzhaobudao,zuomufude,nagebuxiangyaozijideerziguodehaoyidian?
suoyishuotameicizhaorenheerzixiangqinde,doushizhaodeneixiewenyarenshi,jiupazijierziguoquzhihou,guobuhaochibunuan,tiantianhaibeijiabao,neijiunanle。
danshitaquebuzhidao,yelibuzhaonvpengyoudeyuanyinjingranshipateng。
zheigeshijiedenvzitizhibiantai,liangrenzaiyiqishi,nanfangshitengdeneiyige,suiranhuaiyunshinvfang,danshifuzuoyongqueshinanfanglaishou。
yixiangdaozhei,yelijiufan,dangjijiubiaoshizheibeizidoubukenenghuijiehun。
yelixishuwanbi,daishangkouzhaochuanshangyijianbijiaoxiuxiandetxu,xiashenshiyijianyundongkujiuchumenle。
tanachushouji,kandaozijimuqinjitafadedizhi,faxianshidangdibijiaochumingdejiulou,biandaleyiliangcheganqu。
………
魔都酒楼。
yiminglengyanjuemeiyujiezhengzuozaibaojianzhong,zaitamianqian,youyiweizhangxiangmeilidenanzi,cishitazhengyouxiebumandijiangzheshenme。
“nangongxiaojie,woshitingcuolema?”zheimingnanziyouxielengshendekaikou。
tajialihaodaiyeshiyoutouyoulianderenwu,zaijialigengshibeishiweizhangshangmingzhu,jintianchulaixiangqin,meixiangdaohuibeirenzheimebujimianzi。
“woshuogun,nandaonimeitingqing?”nangongxianyuntouyebutaidelengshengdao。
“peng——”neimingzhangxianghaokandenanzipaizhuoqishen,“nangongxianyun!nijingran...jingranganrangwogun?”
zaijiali,tamuqindoumeihetashuoguozheizhonghua,meixiangdaoyanqianzheimingnvzisihaobujiqimianzi,suiranchumenshitademufujiaodaiguobunengrenxingfapiqi。
keshi,tanayidianpeibushangzheigenvrenle?
yaobushizheinvrenyoudianqian,tabieshuolaile,jiushizouzailubian,takandoubuhuikanzheinvrenyiyan,kemeixiangdaotajingransihaobujimianzidejiujujuele。
nangongxianyunyoudianbuyuedetaiqitou,juemeideqiaolianshangbumanhanshuang,yishuangyouandeyanjing,bengfachulinglidefengmang。
nanrenzaihetaduishidezheiyike,tajiuyourudiaojinlewujinbingkuhanlengcigu,shenzhidoubuganyourenhedongzuo,qishishunjianjiudilexialai。
keshitayijiubuganxin,taconglaidoumeiyouxiangjintianzheibandiulian,beinvrenmadegouxuelintouhaipidoubuganfangyige,jianzhidiusirenle。
“wozaishuoyibian,limaxiaoshizaiwomianqian,fouze,worangnimenzhenggejiazupeizang!”tabinglengchegudehuayuhedenanzichadiantanruanzaidi。
“滚!”
tanuhouyisheng,neinanzicaihuangluandepaokai,yikeyebugantingliu。
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