lishichuanjixiaoshuo《dian！jiejietianmingnvdi，jiuwoshifanpai？》youfushengruoshaqinglichuangzuo。zhuyaojiangshulesuyusumuyaozailishishiqideshengpinghefendoujingli，tongguoduilishishijiandemiaoxiehejiedu，zhanshilezhujiaodezhihuiyuyongqi。zheibenshubujinjuyouhengaodelishijiazhi，haijiduzhedailaileshenrusikao。yaoburan，tamenneishihouhaizhendezao！“duiledie，nengbunengbadidiyikuaidaiqucanjiatianjiaodabia？”zheishi，suwanqinglianmangbuchongdao：“rangtajianshijianshishimian，……
zheiyangyizezhongbangxiaoxihaimeidengtaxiaohuadiao，xiayike，neiqingguoqingchengdenvzizaikanjiansuyuhou，yanlidunshiranqixiongxiongnuhuoheshayi，baoheyishengbianchaozhetachongleguolai。
“suyu，nizheiwulizhitu！”
“sannianzhiyueyizhi，jinri，wochenyunxishiyaobaodangniantuihunzhichi，jiwoshousiba！”
jianchenyunxitijianshaxiangziji，suyurendoumale。
我是谁，我在哪？
我不是穿越了吗？
weishenmebierenshichuanyuechengzhujiao，wojiuchenglefanpaiyige？
erqie...kaijujiushangtianbeng？
这还玩个蛋啊！
‘ding！jiancedaotianmingzhizichuxian，shasi...’
xitongbuheshiyideshengyinyouxiangleqilai，tingdesuyudoumengle。
有毒！
还杀？
zaizheiyangxiaqu，sheishasheidoubuyiding。
shenjuzhizungudedajie，tianshengzhongtongdeerjie，busishenhuangtidesanjie，sangetianmingnvdijiejiexiangshasizijijiusuanle，xianzaihaiyouduoleyigeweihunqi！
gengzhongyaodeshi，zheigeweihunqihaishinvxianzhuanshi！
怎么玩？！
jiandaochenyunxichaozijibijin，suyubatuijiupao，meiyousihaotuonidaishuideyisi，yibianpaohaiyibianhandao：“jie，zheidoushiwuhui，doushiwuhuia！”
“womeiyoubiedeyisi，wozhishibuxiangdanwunia！”
“qishinishihegenghaoderen。”
渣男语录脱口而出。
suyumeiyouyidianlianhong，bijing，zijizheimezuodoushiweilehuoming。
kandaorujinsuyuhesannianqianjugaolinxiajinxiangaoaodeyangzijieranbutong，chenyunxisuiranyoudianbumingsuoyi，danzheisannianlaitayazaixindidehenyi，queshirangtameiyoubandianxiangtingsuyujieshideyisi。
“你给我去死！”
“sannianqiannishangmentuihun，duiwobaibanxiuru，rujinjinpingzheiliangjuhuajiuxiangjieguo？”
“做梦！”
咻！
zaijieshounvxianchuanchengyiqian，tadetianfuyeshijihaode，nianjinbuguo15sui，xiuweibianshizhujijing，dansuizhenvxianchuanchengkaiqi，chenyunxidexiuweibiankaishibuduandaotui。
zaiduanduanyinianshijian，biancongzhujixiaotiancaihuituidaocuitijingsanzhongdejingjie。
yejiushiyinweiruci，zaidezhizijixiuweiguiyidaotuihou，yuanbenhezijiyesuanshiqingmeizhumadeweihunfusuyu，jingranhaowuzhengzhaodefanlianle！
bujinshangmentuihun，haiduizijibaibanxiuru。
chenyunxizhijindouwangbudiaosannianqiansuyudezuilian，yilianbuxiehechaonong，gaoaozhijidezhanzaizijimianqian，jugaolinxiadeduizijishuochuzheiyangyifanhua。
“yunxi，nirujinxiuweilianfeiwudouburu，zenpeizuowosuyudeweihunqi？”
“congjintianqi，niwoerrenzhengshituihun！”
“jizhu，shiwosuyuxiuleni，erbushihepingtuihun，dongma！”
“哈哈哈哈！”
siyizhangkuangdexiaoshengrutongmoyinraoliang，zaizheisannianlibuduanhuixiangzaizijierbian，jizijidailaidexiuruhejingshenshanghaineishichengbeide。
rujin，zijichenggongxishoulenvxianchuancheng，xiuweijinfu，shenzhizaiduanduanyigexingqideshijian，jiuyijingbaxiuweitishengdaolexiantianjingjiuzhongdianfeng，suishidounengrulinghaijing，jintian，zhongyuyouxiwangbaoneinianzhichoule！
tadechuanchengzhishichuanchenglegongfahenvxianduigongfadeganwu，meiyoujiyi，shishuyuquanxindekaishi。
suoyi，tayijiushineigechenyunxi，erbushiqianshidenvxian！
kanzheqianfanghuangbuzelutaocuandesuyu，chenyunxineixinyouzhejidade**，haosiyaojiangzheixieniandeweiqudoufaxiechulai。
“nijiuduoba，jintian，wokandingnile！”
咻！
chenyunxijiaoxiasuduzaidujiakuaixiexu，dayouyifubuzhuishangsuyububaxiudezitai。
ganshoudaoshenhouchuanlaideliangyi，suyugengshidahandao：“jiea，wocuole！”
“yiqianshiwobudui，danwozhidao，niyidingshizuiyaoyandetiancai，zhanzainimianqianwozicanxinghui，weilebudanwuni，wocaiduinineigedeaaa！”
“jiwobizuibani！rennishuopotian，jintianniyedebeiwotongyijian！”
kanzheliangrenshangyannizhuiwotaodexima，sujiamijingrukouchu，sujiadezhanglaoshayanle，raoshiyisuyudebianyilaodiesuyuxingdeshenfenhejianshi，zaijiandaozheihuajideyimushi，yeyouxiejingdezhangdazuiba。
“这...”
suyuxingdingzhechenyunxidebeiyingkanlehaoyizhen，ranhoucaijingyibudingdedao：“yunxiganggangshuoshenme，shenmetuihun？”
chenjiajiazhuchenzhongtianwenyan，yeshiyouxiemangranbujie：“a？”
“wo，woyebuzhidaoa。”
退什么婚啊？
tazenmebuzhidaozheijianshiqing？
zijianverxiuweidaotuihuicuitijingzheishitashizhidaode，danyoumeiyouhuifu，tajiubuqingchule。
zheicilaisujia，yishiweileqingzhusumuyaojuexingletineidebusishenhuangxuemai。
er，ziranshiweilehesujiashuomingqingkuang。
yaoshisujiahainengjieshoutanver，neiyihouchenjiahesujiadeguanxizirangengjiamiqie。
yaoshibuyuanyi，neiyewufang。
chenjiahesujiakeshiqipingdeyiliushijia，suiwushengjingqiangzhe，danyeshiyiliutidui，zaizhenggedalushangdoubusuanruozhe，yanghuoyigeren，meiyourenheyali。
不过...
muqiankanlai，suyuhaoxianghezijianverzaojiusixiajiechuguole。
而且还被退婚了？
benlaitahaiyoudianbuyue，renweisujiataiguoqiangshi，dankandaosujiadefanyinghesuyuxingmengbideyangzi，tayemingbaile，huoxushilianggexiaodesixialiaoleshenme。
“laodizoule，jinquliao，zaizheichuzhe，yihuigairenweiwosujiadaikezhidaoyouwentile。”
suyuxinglianmangchakaihuati，hechenzhongtiangoujiandabeidezoulejinqu。
buguozaizouzhiqian，tahaishijisuqingyingsanjiemeishilegeyanse，rangtamenqubasuyuhechenyunxijiaohuilai。
jieshoudaozijiafuqinchuandilaidexinhao，sanjiemeimoqidedianlediantou。
此刻。
sujiazhizhong，suyubeichenyunxizhuidesichuluancuan。
打又打不得。
yida，neibujiuchedihansiliangrenhehaodedamenlema？
hunyueshenmede，neishiqici。
zhongyaodehaishichenyunxidebeihoushenfena，nvxianzhuanshi，zheishizijinengdezuideqidema？
“kuaikan，shishaozhuei，tazenmebeirenzhuizhekana？”
“tianna，neishishaozhudeweihunqiba？”
“chenjiadetianjiao，chenyunxima，si...taliangzheishizale？”
“shaozhugaibuhuichuguileba？”
yilushangbushaosujiadedizidourendechenyunxideshenfen，yishijianjinghulianlianxiangqi，douzaihaoqiweishazijiashaozhuhuibeiweihunqizhuisha。
“苏宇，去死！”
chenyunxitingdaozheixiehua，shensedunshijile，sheihaishitazheimuzhongwurendewulizhitudeweihunqia！
wohetameiyoubandianguanxidehaoba！
锵！
chenyunxijiaoxiashengfeng，jinshishuxidegongfu，jiulaidaolesuyushenhou，taishoucichuyijian。
zheiyijiandelingli，zuyijiangyizuoxiaoshanlanyaozhanduan！
maogusongrandeqixizaishenhoushengqi，suyuyeshibuganduobi，fanshoupichuyidao，dangxiachenyunxizheilinglidejianqigongji。
“fengla，nihaizhenxiangshasiwoa！”ganshoudaotineiqixifanyongdelihai，houlongshengqiyiguxingtianweidao，suyudengdayanjing，dahandao。
zhei，zheinvdeshizhenxiangshasiwo？！
chenyunxiwenyan，lenghengyisheng，dao：“woshuoguole，neinianzhichi，wodinghuijiabeifenghai！”
tazenhuidongzijijieshouchuanchengshisuojinglidetongkuhezhemo。
xiuweijinshi，linghunyoubeichuanchengzhemodekuaiyaofengdiao。
ranhousuyuzheigeweihunfuhaiyaolaituihunxiuruziji，shenzhiyijiancichuanzijidegebo！
这是耻辱啊！
tabujiabeifenghai，youzenmeduideqizijizheixieniansuoshoudeyiqieweiqua。
“jiben**siba！”chenyunximeimoudengletayiyan，suihoujiaoshenghedao，youshiyijiancichu。
不过。
jiuzaiguanjianshike，suqingyingsanrenqiaoranganlai。
jishizhizhilezheichangzhandoudefasheng。
“yunxi，xiantingxialai。”suqingyingshizhanzhizungudezhizunbaoshu，wajiediaozheiyijiandegongji。
chenyunxisaolesanrenyiyan，ranhoujingtidao：“yingjie，qingjie，yaojie，nimenyeyaolaidangwoma？”
tahaibuzhidaotamensanrendetaidu，ziranyejiangsanrendangzuoshisuyuyibiande。
ranerchuhuchenyunxiyiliaodeshi，suqingyingtamenjingshiyongehenhendiyanshendenglesuyuyiyan，ranhouyilianwenroudeduiqianzheshuodao：“yunxi，zaizheilishalezheijiahuobuxianshi，erqie，taduiwomensanrenyezuolebukeraoshudeshiqing！”
shuoqizheige，sanrenjieshitongshiluchuyaoyaqiechidemoyang，zongshitamenfennudeyangziyehenmei。
zaijiandandehechenyunxishuoleyixiatamenhesuyuzhijiandemaodun，chenyunxitinghou，yeshishenyoutonggandeshuochuletahesuyudeqianyinhouguo。
ranhousirendebiaoqingdoubiandefennuqilai。
这个**玩意！
真该死啊！
lianzijijiejie/weihunqidouxiangshasi！
“xianzaizhangbeimendouzaisujia，xiangshasitabukenengde，dengjiexialaidedonghuangtianjiaodabikaishi，womenzaixiangbanfazhengsita。”
“heng！zhenshibianyitale，yourangtaduohuoyizhenzi。”
“zoulezoule，bielitazheizhongheixingandejiahuo，womenquchifan。”
sirenshuozheshuozhe，jiushoulashoulikaile，meiyoujisuyuyidianhaolianse。
kanzhezheiyimudesuyuxianshisonglekouqi。
xiangqigangcaisirendeduihua，neilianseyoushibiandejingcaiqilai。
“哈哈哈哈！”
“我完啦！”
“sigetianmingzhiziquanxiangshawo，zhei**haizenmehuoa！”
‘ding！jiancedaosuzhuchujingjiqiweixian，xinshoulibaofafangchenggong，renwuyigengxin：qingsuzhuqiangshicaizhesuoyoutianmingzhizidetoulu，denglindonghuangbaisuizhixiadiyitianjiaobaozuo！’
苏宇：！
“jiwoshua！haicaizhetianmingzhizitoulu？”
“wojiasangeouneijianghewodeweihunqijiangcaizhewonaodaihaichabuduoa！！”
denghui...bushiyoufanpaixitongma，zhiyaozijitishengdegoukuai，weihunqihejiejiemenjiushabusiwo！
诶嘿！
huoguoyitiansuanyitian，yihuixianqujizijidinggehaodeguancai，shuiqilaishufudian~
jiuzaisuyufadiandeshihou，yidaoqinglengdeheshengyoushixiangqi，rangtadunshidalegejiling。
“nihaichuzaizheiganshenme，zaibuchifanjiutisinisuanle！”
“好嘞，马上到！”
“buxing，haishidexiangbanfahuozhea，shizaibuxing...zhaogeqiyunzhizishalezhuzhuxing？”
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