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zhujiaoshisongyingzhouyujingdeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《jiejietouzouwodeqingbeiminge，zhongshenghouwoshafengle》，benshushiyouzuozhe“hahaguai”chuangzuobianxie，shuzhongjingcaineirongshi：zhenexin，zhentmdxiangtule。shubuzhi，woxiaoyinyindishuo：“neinibadengguanshang，wojiniyigejingxi。”talima……

精彩章节

jinchanghou，wotijiejiedanglaonanren，quefanbeiweixie。meixiangdaojiejiequezhuantoubatoulushipinfazaiwangshang，

yizhengciyanditaofawo：“qingbeidaxuehaihuishouzheizhongbuzhilianchidexueshengma？

haimeiyouruxuejiuxiangzhekaozhemaishentizhuanqian？

”bamashebudeqingbeinverminghaoshangwangchengqing：“shipinlideshiluobangmeimei，kaoshangqingbeideshijiejie。

”tongshangqingbeidenanyouyezaiwangshangfabuwosimizhao：“wozuozheng，tameimeiweilegouyinwohaijiwofa**！

”erwobeigezhongwangbao，shenzhihaibeichachuhuaiyun，bamaxianqiwodiulianzhijietuiwotiaolou，yishiliangming。

zaicizhengkaiyan，wozhonghuijiejiebeilaonanrenkaiyou。woxuanzebishangyan，hulvejiejieneizhangyinweihaipaerniuqudelian。

1“songyuan，tinghua，biebibamatuinixialou，yebieguaibamaxinhen，shinizijibuzhilianchi，ganchuzheizhongshiqing。

”wozhanzai38loutaijieshangxiaguiketou，bamamanlianxianqidiweizhewo。“bama，qiuqiunile，

wobahaizidadiaojiuxingle，worangjiejieshangqingbei，woqufudujiuxingle。”siwangdekongjurangwokukuaiqiubama，

meixiangdaopangbiandejiejiekaikou：“meimei，nizijigandeneixieshiqingnihaiyoulianhuozhema？

zhiyounisilecainengwanhuiwomensongjiadelianmian，burannihuozhejiushiwomensongjiadechiru。”xiayimiao，

wokanjianbamashangqianyitui，yanqianyipiankongbai，quanshendetengtongrangwoliuchuxuelei，

zhikanjianwoneiqingbeinanyouzaitiantailouzhejiejierewen，bamazaipangbianhecai：“yujing，

wozhongyukeyiheniyiqishangtongyisuodaxuele。”zaicizhengkaiyan，erbianchuanlaishuxideshengyin。“songge，wo，

wohuizuole，xiexienidezhidao。”songyingzhandouzheshengyin，

manlianhuangzhangdikanzheshenhoujinjinkaozhetade40duosuidelaonanren。“aiya，biehaixiu，gegezaijiaoniyihui，

zhangwoshulianle，caigandegengkuai！”yanqiandeliushuixian，heshuxideyiqierangwoyishidaozijijingranzhongshengle。

shangyishi，shuangbaotaijiejierangwohetayiqiquchanglidashujiagong。wogangxiangjujueta，

tajiudaodebangjiawo：“bamayangwomenlianggeburongyi，zaishuole，neimezhangdeshujia，nibuzhuandianqian，

jiushilangfeishijian。”jinchanghou，jiejiechuanzhexinggan，jingchangbeilaonanrensaorao，erwodanxinjiejie，

jiuzhudongdangzhuzheixielaonanren，burangtamenshanghaijiejie。meixiangdaowoquebeizheixienandetuojinnanshengsusheqiling，

haibeiluxiashipin：“shangbulenijie，shangyixiadaxueshenghaishibucuode。”“kankanzheidaxuesheng，

haibushibeiwomengejigeshuile，tingshuohaishiqingbeideni。”wokuzhegaosujiejie，

meixiangdaotazhuantouyaohuishipinfazaiwangshangqianzewo：“songwan，nizaiquenanrenyebunengxuanzheixienanrena，

zaishuolenizheiyang，renjiaqingbeihuiyaonima？”bamazhidaohoushiwoweichiru，

queyoushebudeqingbeidejiangxuejinshangwangwumiewo：“shipinlideshijialineigebuxuewushudemeimei，

kaoshangqingbeidecaishijiejie。”xiangliansanniandenanyougengshizhijiefangchuwodesimizhao：“dui，wozuozheng，

tameimeikesaole，haifazheixiedongxigouyinwo！”erwobeizhongpanqinli，

zuihouhaibeibamatuixialouwanhuitamendemianzi。xinghao，wozhongshengle，zhongshengzailezheitian。guoran，

jiejieshoubulenanrendeeyideshangxiamoca，tadingzhewo，shiyiwobangdangzhuzheiboxingsaorao。erwoquelengxiao，

zhijiexiangxitongshangtijiaocizhibaogao，ranhoubishangyan，zhuanshenjiulikailegongwei。2gangkaishilaichanglideshihou，

jiejietebiexihuanchuangezhongloudaxiongdediaodaiyi，wohaoxintixingta：“jiejie，zheiliderenyulonghunzade，

qianjitianjiuyourenzaitoutoukannile，nizaiwaimianchuanjianwaitao。”meixiangdaotaqueguaiwoduoguanxianshi，

zhidaotabeinanrensaorao，kuzhehewoshuo。wolimaxiangzhaoneilaonanrensuanzhang，

meixiangdaojiejiequezeguaiwo：“nizheiyang，tahuijihenwode，woyoubuxiangni，shujiajieshuhou，

nijiuquduqingbeile，woshuobudinghaiyaoganhenjiu，zheiyanghenrongyiwobeizhendui。”yushi，

tahuibawotuijinnanrendehuaili，rangwotitabeisaorao：“nijiubangbangjiejie，jiuyilianggeyueeryi，

tamenyoubuhuizhendeganmoni。”“fanzhengwomenlianggeshishuangbaotai，tamenyoubuzhidaosheishishei。”suoyi，

dangsongyingkandaowozhuanshenjiuzoujile，gangxiangshangqianjiaozhuwo，jiubeilaonanrenyibalouzhe：“xiaoying，

wodouhaimeiyoujiaowanni，guaiguaizaixueyihui。”“tinghua，dengyixia，gegejinifa500kuaiqianhongbao。

”songyingbuhaochexialian，beinanrenbaozaihuaili，zuzusaoraoleyigexiaoshi，zuihounanrencaixinmanyizudizoulai。

meixiangdaowohaimeiyoudengdaosongyingdezhiwen，quedenglailewoneigaokaozhuangyuannanpengyouzhouyujingdezema，

taqianzheyilianweiqudesongying：“songwan，nijintianzenmemeiyoubangnijiejiedangneixielaonanrena，

nizhibuzhidaotajintianbeimoleyigexiaoshiduo。”“zheiyigexiaoshi，buzhidaotadeyouduobengkuia，songying，

niyetaizisile，lianzijideqinjiejiedoububangmang。”pangbiandesongyingkudelihuadaiyude：“yujing，

wodangshijiaolemeimeihaoduosheng，tadoububangmang，womenkeshiqinjiemeia，tazenmeshedeni。

”zhanzaipangbiandewoquerenbuzhuxiaole：“songying，pingshenmewojiuyaobeineixielaonanrenmo，nandaowobujiushirenma？

wojiugaima？”meixiangdaowogangjiangwanzheijuhua，xiayimiao，zhouyujingjingranyibazhangchaowoshanlai，zhoumei：“songwan，

womeixiangdaonijiuneimexiaoxinyan，lianzheizhongshiqingdouyaohenijiejiebi，nijiuneimeqiangshima？

”tasihuhaibujieqi，shenzhibuguwodezhengzha，anzhewojisongyingxiaguidaoqian：“songwan，

nengbunengbielaoshineimezuoa，haohaojinijiejiedaogeqian，jiuxingle。”“feiyaorangwoneimeqiangyingdirangnidaoqian。

”erwoquebingmeiyoufankang，zhishixiaozhekanzhesongying：“dui，doushiwodecuo，jiejie，jintianshiwocuole，

yihoumeiyici，wodouhuitijiejiequ，keyima？”liangrenjianworuciguaishun，caifangguowo。

zhouyingsihuhaibushijieqi，kanzhewopangbiandeshouji，tazhijieqiangzou：“nainaibushijinimailexinshoujima？

jiejiezhenghaoqueyige，wonazoulee！”wozhishixiaozhediantou，

shubuzhineishoujiwozaojiuyijingtiqiananzhuangleqietingqihedingweixitong。3dengliangrenzouhou，wonachubeiyongji，

guoranchuanlaileliangrendeliaotian。“yujing，womenganggangneiyangduita，tahaihuibuhuitiwoquyingfuneixienandea。

”songyingxunwenzhezhouyujing，erzhouyujingquebuxieyixiao：“meishi，jiuyicile，zheicijieshu，

tajiuchediwandanle。”songyingtingdaohoulimaxiaole：“kongpatahaibuzhidaozijizaojiubeiwomenlianggemaile，

guojitiantajiuyaobeineixienande**，daoshihou，womennazheshipinjiukeyiweixietale。

”zhouyujingchongniyixiagualeyixiajiejiedebizi：“duia，daoshihou，yingyingjiukeyihewoyiqishangdaxuele。

”songyingmanliandeyi：“neishidangran，daoshihouwangshangyibaochulai，wobamakendinghuirangwodingtisongwandushu，

womenyoushishuangbaotai，sheinengfenbiandechulai。”shuowan，liangrenhaideyiyangyangdixiaoleqilai，

jiezhewojiutingdaoleliangrenbukemiaoshudeshengyin。tingdaozheili，woqueyoulexindexiangfa。wanshangxiuxideshihou，

wonazhexuduogouwudaihuijia，manliandexiaorong。pangbiandesongyingmanlianzhenjingdikanzhewoshouzhongdedaizi：“zhei，

zheishishenmea！nizenmehuiyouzheimeguidebaoa！zheijianyifukeshiyaozuzuliangqiana。

”womanlianjiaoxiudikanzheta：“songying，nikebuyaogaosuyujinga，wozuijinbeiyigenanrenfengkuangzhuiqiu。

”“shenme！zenmekeneng！songwan，nipabushibeipianle，wozheimeyoumeilideren，douzhishibeineixielaonanrenzhui。

”woxiaozheyaotou：“nibuzhidao，zhuiwodekeshichangzhangdeerzi，tingshuohaishiguowailiuxuehuilaide，keyouqianle，

zheixiedongxiquanshitajiwomaide，jiejie，zheikeshi2qianduodehuazhuangpin，

wojidenineigezuzhangsongjinidejiushizheigedexiaoyang。”cihuayichu，songyingdelianshanglengzhu：“zenmekenengni，

nicongnalizhidaoa，wobuxiangxin，zaishuolenizheiyangzuo，yujingzhidaoma？”wokuxiaozhekanzhesongying：“aiya，

zuijinyujingdoubuzenmelianxiwole，kongpatazaojiuxianghewofenshoule，woweishenmebuzhongxinzhaogenanpengyouni，

erqietarentebieshuai。”wonachushouji，jitachangzhangdeerzi，guoran，tayikandaoneinanren，

jiurenbuzhuchunxindangyang：“wasai，zhendemanshuaide，haizheimeyouqian，songwan，ninalilaidezheimehaoyunqia。

”woquexiaoyinyindijixuchaotaxuanyao，qidetayaoyaqiechi。bijingwokelejietale，

wulunshizhouyujinghaishizheixielaonanren，douzhibuguoshitayonglailiyongde，tazishizhizhong，

doushixihuanzheizhongyouqianren。guoran，wanshangdengwoshuijuehou，tatoutoumomonachuwodeshouji，

zhaodaonanrendeweixinhao，zhijiejialeshangqu。wokandaowodexiaohaoweixinxiaohaoduoleyigehaoyoushenqing，jiumingbaile，

yushanggoule。guorandiertian，songyingjiugezhonghongzhaneinanrenfagezhongxiaoxi：“gege，woweixinhaozuotianbeidaole，

nikebiexiangxinqitarenjiani，neixiedoushipianzi。”tahaixiaozheheneinanrenshuo：“woshiqingbeidexuesheng，

jinniangaokaokaoshangle。”zheixia，kongpatadaoshixiangtiwoheneinanrenzaiyiqileba。bujinruci，

tahaijiwoyixiazichiduhendadezhaopian：“gege，renjiabianpangle，zheiyifuzenmedoukoubushang。

”womobuzuosheng，zhuangzuoreqingdihetaliaotian，jitafaleyige520hongbao，zheikebataxingfendezhuanquan。

gengrangwomeixiangdaodeshi，zhouyujingturanjianzhaodaowo，nazheyishuhuazhaodaowo：“mingtianfangjia，songwan，

yaoburanwomenchuquyuehuikankan。”4wozhengyihuoni，huranjianxiangdaoleshangbeizitazaiwangshangfabudesimizhao。

guoran，yuanlaishizheilidengzhewoni。woxiaozhedayingleta，guoran，

tajiudaizhewolaidaole99yiwanshangdedaxuejiudian。“womentanleneimejiudelianai，xianzaiyechengnianle，songwan，

womenshibushigaijinyibule。”shuozhe，tajiumashangduiwodongshoudongjiao，woquexiaoyinyindituikaileta：“yujing，

nibietaizhejini，woqumaiyidianzhuxingdedongxi。”jiuzaiwoxialoumaidongxishangloudeshihou，

tingdaoletahesongyingdadianhuadeshengyin，zhei99kuaiqiandegeyinshizhenbuhaoa。“yingying，wohetabuhuineiyangde，

buguojiushiweileyaotasimizhao，nifangxin，wokendingshizuiainidele。”“fangxinfangxin，wojinongyunjiuxingle，

wojueduibuhuiheta**，wodediyicizhiliujini。”ranerxiayimiao，

wodeshoujizhongtajiwofaleyizhangzhaopian：“wanwan，shenmeshihoulaia，wodoukuairenbuzhule。”**，

zhenexin，zhentmdxiangtule。shubuzhi，woxiaoyinyindishuo：“neinibadengguanshang，wojiniyigejingxi。

”talimafalaiyizhangtaguandengdezhaopian。shubuzhi，wobafangkadijileshenhoudenanren，

xiaozheshuo：“nishijingyidian，wozheixiongdi，zuijinxihuan**le。

”neinanrenzhijiejuqigongertoujixiaozheshuo：“nifangxin，laoban，wokendingjinixiongdifuwudeshushufufude。

”wokanzhenanrenzoujinlefangjian，zhijiebamenfansuo，tabushixihuanpaisimizhaoma，

zheixiawodaoshixiangkankanzheimepai。buyihui，wojiutingdaolefangjianli，zhouyujingsixinliefeidejiaosheng。

duozaiwaimiandewozhijiexiaochuleshengyin，jineinanrenfale500hongbao：“jixu，woxiongdijiuxihuanqiangzhiai。

”huidaoyuangongsusheli，womanlianxiaorong，pangbiandezhouyingyeshimanlianxiaorong。

takanzhewoxiaoyinyinshuo：“yujingyuenichuqulea，nizhenshijike，yigenvhaizineimexiaojiuhenandejinjiudian，

xinbuxinwogaosubama。”woxiaozhekanzheta：“buduie，bushiwojike，shitajike。”guoran，diertian，

zhouyujingwuzhe**，qishixiongxiongzhaodaowo：“ni，nizuotianwanshangweishenmemeiyouqu，nizhibuzhidaozuotianwanshang，

wobei！”woguzuojingya：“nibeishenmea，yujing，wojinifaxiaoxile，wojuedehaishibuxing，taizaole，

nizijibukanshouji，wobamenkoufangmenkoule，nizijibunajinqu。

”zuotianwanshangtabeinandeshoushileyiwanshangshenzhihoumiandouyunleguoqu，genbenjiumeiyouliqiqukanneinanrendezhangxiang，

genghekuang，fangjianliyizhiguanzhedeng。zhouyujingbenshenjiugaoao，gengbuhaoyisishuochulai，

zhinengwuzhe**nuqichongchongdizoule。ersongyingzheixietian，

tayijingchedixiangxinlewodeweixinxiaohaojiushichangzhangdeerzi，weilegoudashangnanren，

buxifaleyixiliedesimizhao，neizhaopianchiduzhengoudade。wanshangdeshihou，songyingdijiwoyitaoyifu，

shichaoduanqunheheisi，xiaozhekanzhewo：“mingtian，nibangwojiejiequxiexieyixiazuzhangtamen，fangxin，

jiushitijiejiequhebeijiu，ganxieyixia，daoshihou，jiejiehuijienihuiqude。”guoranheshangbeiziyiyang，

zhouyingkaishiletamendejihui。woxiaozhedayingle，zhuantoufaxiaoxiyuetajianmianzaichanglidebangongshi。

tatingdaozheihuaxingfenjile：“zheixia，zhenrangwodiaodaolefuerdai。”taxiaozhelazhewoqufuyue，

kanzhewodakaileneijiansushecaixinmanyizudizhuanshenzouxiangbangongshi。raner，dangtadakaibangongshimen，

nanrendereqipumianerlai。xiayimiao，yizhishoumoshangletadeyaojian，zhengdangtazhunbeijiaodididefadiadeshihou，

lingyizhishoumodaoletaxiongkoushang。cikedetalengzhule，bushiyigerenma？zenmeduoleyishuangshou。

5erwodaizhedenanshengsushe，quekongwuyiren。songyingkanzhezheixienanren，tamanlianjingkong：“nimen，

nimenbushiyinggaizaisushema？”neixienanrensemimidikanzhesongying：“shenmesushe，yingying，

meixiangdaoniwandeneimehuaa，jiaolezheimeduoren，haoa，gegemenhuihaohaoduinide。

”tajuewangdidajiao：“bu，bu，wobushisongying，shitameimei。”quemeiyourenxiangxintadehua，

huidatadeshiwujindezhemo。songyingbuzhidaodeshi，tayiweitiqianhenanrenmenshuohaole：“zainanshengsusheli，

wohuihaohaohegegemenwanwan。”shubuzhi，zaitafaleduanxinhou，

woyouzhuangchengtadeyangzizhuanmenjinanrenmenfalejizhangxiaozhitiao，rangtamenzaibangongshilidengwo：“woxianglexiang，

bangongshigeng**yidian，wodenggegemenlai。”dengleyihui，womanlianhuangzhangdidadianhuahezhouyujing：“buhaola，