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jiuzaitamenliaotiandeshihou,jiwangqiangjiaodejiuhuchelaile,wangqiangshanglejiuhuchezhihou,linzifengbujinbuandewendao:
“linjie,wangqiangbuhuibaojingdehua,tayaoshibaojing,zanmenshibushidoudebeizhua?”
zhanglinheheiyinanzitingdaolelinzifengdehuahou,buyoudeqingxiaoqilai。
heiyinanzishuodao:“zheikeshitaxianduiniqiaozhalesuodea,tazenmehaiganbaojing?”
“erqiewomenhaishizhangyeshoudixiaderen,tayeshidaoshanghunde,chufeibuxianghuole,yaoburanjueduibuganbaojingde。”
linzifengyixiangyeshi,jiezhexiangdaojintianduokuilelinjiehezheiweiheiyinanzi,yaoburanzijijiubeibaibaidekengshiwankuaiqianhaibeidayidunle。
yushishuo:“jie,haiyouzheiweiheiyidage,jintianduokuilenimen,wocainenggoubaqianyaohuilai,wanshangzenmeshuowoyebixuqingnimenwanyichang!”
zhanglintinghoudaomeijujue,ershishuangkuaidedayingle:“xingadi,zhenghaozuijinxinkaileyijiajiuba,tingshuohaishineigeshenmijiazuqixiade,womenjiuquneiba!”
yushilinzifengyixingrenjiuqucheganwangneijiajiuba。
huashuowangyujiaohelixinfendaoqianhou,yeshidasuanzhaogejiubalaiqingzhuyixia,yushiwangyujiaojiujihuangshaotiandalegedianhua,rangtalaijietamen。
lixintingdaoshihuangshaotianlaijietamen,dunshijiubugaoxingle:
“yujiao,huangshaotianzuotianbawomenrengzaigangwanjiulouzijipaole,nizenmehaimeigentafenshoua?”
wangyujiaotingxinlehuangshaotiandeguihua,jiujieshishuo:“zuotianshaotianshiyinweijiuhoukaichechulechehuo,zheicaigubushangjiewodedianhua。”
“takendingbushiguyibawomenrengzaineilide,nibiewuhuita。”
lixinmingxianbutaixiangxin,ershibanxinbanyideyangzi。
guoleyihuierhuangshaotiankaicheguolaile,lixinjinruchezhonghoujiukaishimata:“huangshaotiannizenmehuishi,zuotianbawomenliangrengzaineili!”
“nizhibuzhidaowozuotiandoubeilinzifengdaiqu......”
shuodaozheililixinganmangzhuzuile,zheizhongshiqingyaoshishuolechulai,jiusuanshenmedoumeizuo,tademingyuyemeiyoule。
huangshaotiangangadexiaolexiao,dao:“zuotianbushiheledianjiuma,kaichedeshihouchuledianxiaoshigu,jintianzheichehaishiwotouwobadeni。”
jiezheweilemibu,dafangdeshuo:“zheiyangba,weilejinimenpeizui,jintianwanshangwomenhuadeqianquanbuyouwolaimaidan。”
“haoyahaoya,womenqunawanni?”wangyujiaohelixintingdaozhei,dunshibazuotiandebushuangdiudaojiuxiaoyunwai。
huangshaotianwanweiyixiao,dao:“jinganxinkaileyijiajiuba,mingzijiaozuopanghuang,haimanyouyiside,womenjiuquneiba。”
“jintianwoyehuiyuejigefuerdaipengyouyiqiqu,lixinnikedebawozhujihuia。”
“tamenjialiyedoutebieyouqian,niyaoshinengdiaodaoyige,xiabanbeizijiushigefupole。”
lixinmaiyuandeshuodao:“nizenmebuzaoshuoa,haidewodoumeiyouhaohaodabanyifan。”
panghuangjiubadeweizhiyoudianpianpi,huangshaotiankailehaoyihuiercaidao,tingchedeshihouzhenghaotingzailezhanglindeluhuhoumian。
tamenxiachehou,huangshaotianculvekanleyiyan,dunshibeizhenzhule,tingchechangtingzheshubuqingdehaoche,baoshijie、laosilaisi、lanbojini......yingyoujinyou。
xiangbizhixia,tatoukaidetabadeneilianghaocheyehaobuchucaile。
lixinkanzhejiubapingfangupodemenmian,dao:“zheigejiubakanqilaibuzenmeyangya。”
danshidangtamenzoujinquzhihou,jiubeijingdezoubudonglule。
gangjindamenjiukanjianyitiaogaoqibamidexiashanmenghu,zhangyawuzhua,tongtijinhuang,fangfoyaochirenyiyang。
diaokedegengshixuxurusheng,diyiyankanquganjuegenzhendeyiyang,rangrenbuhanerli。
huangshaotiankanzhezheitoujuhu,yanzhongmanshizhenhandeshuodao:“zheitoujuhukeshichunjindazaodea。”
wangyujiaoxianranbutaixiangxin,dao:“zheimedadelaohu,yaoshichunjindazao,dehuaduoshaoqiana?”
“wobagaosuwode,kendingshizhende,zuohaozheizhilaohu,wogumozenmeyedeshijiyi。”huangshaotianhuidadao。
wangyujiaohelixinjingdeyanzhuzidouyaodiaochulaile,mingxianhaibuxiangxin:“shijiyi,zhenggejinganshisheiyouzheimedadecailia?”
huangshaotianpielepiezui,dao:“aixinbuxin,wobashuozheijiajiubakebushijinganshiderenkaide,ershiyigeshenmidejufujiazudechanye。”
dengdaojinquzhihou,huangshaotianjiaolailefuwuyuan,dianleyigeguibinxi。
dengdaorendouzuoshangzhihou,huangshaotianyoudianlemanmanyizhuozidejiu,shifendeyideshuo:“jintiandajiafangkailehe,suoyouxiaofeiwomaidan。”
wangyujiaohelixinkanzhezheimeduojiu,mingxianyouxiehaipadeshuodao:“huangshaonizheishiyouqianleya?haishiyouxiangbawomenyazaizheili。”
tingdaotamentizuowandeshi,huangshaotianmingxianyouxiegangale,dao:“buhuibuhui,yihuierwojiuxianbadanmaile。”
zuowanhuiquzhihou,huangshaotiandefuqinzhenghaoyexiangtanyitanzheijiapanghuangjiubadeqingkuang,jiujilehuangshaotianwushiwanrangtaguolaiwan。
jinwanchulehuangshaotianyiwai,jinganshihenduoyouqianyoushidezhuerdoulaidaolezheijiajiuba,xiangcongzheijiajiubalidatingdaoneigeshenmijiazudeqingkuang。
bijingzheigeshenmijiazukenengtouzijibaiyidedashengyi,zhenggejingansheibuxiangfenyibeigeng?
huangshaotiankanlekanshijian,duilinxinshuodao:“wopengyoukuailaile,nikezhunbeihao,nengbunengdiaodaojiukannizijidebenshile。”
lixintingdao,qishendao:“buhaoyisishipeiyixia,woquxishoujianbugezhuang。”
jiuzaizheishi,huangshaotianturankandaoyougerendebeiyingtebiexianglinzifeng,yushizhizheneigerenduiwangyujiaoshuodao:
“jiaojiao,nikanneigerenxiangbuxianglinzifeng?”
wangyujiaokanyebukansuiyibailebaishou,shuo:“jiutazhongcaipiaoneidianqian,zuotianhualebushaole,jintianhaibeiwomenkengleshiwan。”
“takalikendingyijingmeiqianle,nayouzigelaizheili?”
huangshaotianhaixiangzaikanyixia,danshijiubalirenliuliangda,neigeshenyingyijingbeirendangzhule,yejiubukanle,dao:“kenengshiwoyanhualeba。”
wangyujiaoyilianbiyideshuodao:“linzifengzhenshigesongbi,wogejiuzhishihehuleyixiata,tajiupeileshiwan,doubuganfankangde。”
huangshaotianlengxiaodao:“taxianzaimeiqianlezhenghao,zuotianjingrangankengwo,mingtianqulexuexiaoyidingyaohaohaoshoushitayidun!”
“dannigeshibushiyoudiantaikoule,pianleshiwanjiufenjinimenyirenliuqian。”
“kanlaiwomingtiandezhaoxiedaoshangderenhuiyihuita,zenmezhewomenyedefenyiban。”
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