《jinlihuashenliangxuxu》quanwenmeiyoutuonidaishui，yemeiyoulansutaodeganqingxian，henzhidekandeyibuxuanyilingyixiaoshuo。liangxuxuchengchenshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuojingxuan:“zanjiaqiandoushinide，shuozheihua！”babachongwoxiaoxiao，zhuantouyoudaqishouji，botonghoufangdaoerbian，：“xiaoqiao，ai，woshuonixiujiadaoshenmeshihouya，dui，zheibu……
mamashoushangyidun，henshifeiyi，“tanengbangnisha？”
“他……”
“nanbuchengtaxiangnisanguyiyang，dongzheixiedaodao？”
“妈，他……”
“xiaochengzongshijialiqiyedejichengren！”
babazaipangbianjiechaer，“genxianshengbaganziaibuzhede，xuxu，yaoshiweilezanjiayihoudeshengyifazhanbabazhaotaxing，nizheizhongshimeifazhangkou，qiurenshaa，rengenzanmeijiaoqing。”
“duima，tayibushiyisheng，erbushixiansheng，yougenzanmenjiameiguanxi，weishayaozhaotabangzanmen？”
mamajixubangqihongbu，“xuxu，laoshizajiaoyunide，zuorenbunengxianpinaifu，zaishuozanjianengjinihuaqiqian，haibuqiongni！”
“……”
他俩真会错我意了！
我以一敌二。
嘴皮子不太赶趟。
一琢磨也是。
wogenchengchenpingshuixiangfeng，tajiuwoliangci，taidudoubuyouhao。
zuihoushaoweirouhedian，dadiyeshikanbabamianzi，kelianwo。
zongbunengweileshentishufudianjiuqubatazhaolai。
人家凭啥呀。
zaishuowoshibeiheilianguiqifude，generzaiheiliangui。
zhiyaotabeisanguxiaomiehuoshisongzou，wobinghaole，ziranjiubuxuyaochengchenchongdianle。
算了吧。
“成了。”
mamabanghaohongbutiaojiuzuodaowobingchuangbian，“jinwanzansasheidoubuchuqu，nisangushuotabanyejiunenghuilai，daoshihoujiubuyongpale。”
wongleyisheng，dengbabajinlai，guanhaoneiwodemen。
tahemamazuodaobingchuangbiandeyizishang，ananjingjingdepeizhewodeng。
shijianyifenyimiaodeliushi。
这一晚异常的漫长。
haozaiyishengyijingchaguofang，bamabuyongdanxinyourenjinlaikandaohongbutiaobutuo。
aodaobanye，babadanshouchengzhexiabakaishidakeshui，wopenglepengta，xiangrangtaqupangbiandepeihubingchuangmiyihuier，zhijiangangpengdaotadejianbang，babayigejilingjiuzhanleqilai！
“哎呀！”
mamabeitadongzuodaideheyitiao，“liangdayounijingzhasha，shuimaolengla！”
bababudahua，dengzheyanjiuqujiemenbashoudehongbutiao。
“哎！你干啥！”
mamayikanjiujile，shangqulatadegebo，“sanjiehaimeilaini，nibiedonga……aiyo！”
bababushuohua，taishoujiangmamajixiankai，dabuliuxingdeyouqujieketingbingfangdamendehongbutiao！
“梁大友！”
mamafuzhewobingchuangweizhanwen，diediezhuangzhuangdequnianta，“nifengleni！”
woganjuebuduijing，zhengzhazhenuoxiachuang，gangzoudaowaijianketing，jiujianbabalianmaolvguangdeqiazhemamabozi，“yongzheipowanyier，xianglanzhusheini。”
shengyinshayayinliang，genbenbushibabadedongjingle！
zixikankan，babademianpixiayinyuehaiyouyizhangheisedenanrenlian。
黑脸鬼！
“呃……”
mamabeiqiadezhangdazui，shuangshoutulaodexiangpaidata，yanzhuzizhuandongzhewangxiangwo，yonglidejizheshengyin，“xuxu……nikuaipao……”
“妈！”
wonazheneibenjingshu，liangqiangzhechongdao‘baba’shenqian，xianxiguanxingjiletayijiyouzhiquan，kexishoubeitairuan，yiquanmeishenmeli，tawensimeidong，wojianzhuangyouyongjingshusimingzatadetou，“fangkaiwoma！nifangkaiwoma！fangkai！！！”
经书有用！
wozalejixiatazhenjiusongkaileshou。
“咳咳咳！”
mamadangjikesoudedundaodishang，yucitongshi，babayeyanjingyifanyundaole！
“爸……”
wohuanglebabaliangxia，“ba，nimeishiba。”
zhuantouyoukanxiangkesoudemama，“ma，wobatashibeiheilianguishangshen……”
“heiheihei，heiheihei~”
mamadunzaidishang，bozibeiqiadechulehongdao，xiaodeyilianqiexidekanwo，“liangxuxu，mamazuitengainile……”
“啊！”
wobeitaneijimeinongyandeyangerhedaole，tuiyiruandiezuozaidi，“nidaodishishei！”
“我是你妈妈呀。”
tazhuaizhewogebojiuwangwaimianzou，“guainver，zanmenshanglule！”
woxiangdahan，yiguhuichenqiqueduzhulewodehoulong，qiangdewoyigeyinjiedoufabuchu。
zoulangkongdangdangde，tasihuyebupajiankong，jiuzheimeliantuodaizhuaidejiwolajindianti。
heisedenanrenlianzaimamademianpixiaruoyinruoxian，biaoqingzishizhizhongdoudaizheyiguziyangyangdeyi。
diantijiangdaoyilou，tazhijiejiwotuozhuaidaoyiyuanhouyuandehuayuan，ruqiudeliangfengjidewolianpifama，woxiangqiujiu，keyigerendoumeikandao，shentifangfobeitajingu，zhinengbeipodepeihe。
zhidaotazhuaizhewoyuefakaojinhuayuanliderengonghu，qiangliedeqiushengyuwangbuduandezaixindishengteng！
wohanbuchu，dongbule，yanleijichulaidetongshizaixindijihushiyongyizhongjuewangnianqi，“guanzizaipusa……”
taxiangtingdaolewoxindideshengyin，zhuaiworushuidechaneilengheleyisheng，“bizui！”
凉水让我更加清醒！
wozaixinlijiakuaisudubeisong，jiuming！
她急了！
anzhewotouwangshuilishijinger，“worangnibei！worangnibei！！”
“噗噗……”
woqiangleshui，xindishengyingengshibuting，zhidaonianchulezhouyu，jiedijiedi，boluojiedi！！
sangzilidehuichenqishunjianchongkai，sizhiyehuifuleziyou！
wobennengdeputengzheshui，yonglidezhengzha，lianyangchushuimiantongshisiminghanleyisheng，“sangujiuwo！jiedijiedi！boluojiedi！……keke！lianghongyujiuwo！lianghongyujiuwo！！！！”
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