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第七章谈判
wokuaizoujibu,gandaoxiaonvhaishenqiandunxialai,jinkenengwenhedewendao:“xiaopengyou,nishuodeshigegema?piaoliangjiejieyoushinage?”
xiaonvhaizhabazhabayanjing,xiaoshouxiangwoshenhouyizhi,nenshengnenyudao:“piaoliangjiejiejiuzaineili!”
wohuitoukan,shenhoukongwuyiren。
xiaonvhaiyoucouguolai,zaiwoerbianxiaoshengdao:“gege,niquqinjiejieyixia,babameiciqinmama,mamadouhenkaixin!”
wochelechezuijiao,mafandale,huiguotou,xiaonvhaidayanjingzhabazhaba,limianmanshixiaoyi。
“别瞎说!”
xiangbiyuxiaonvhai,mamayishidaofashengleshenme,hewoduileyixiayanshen,baoqihaizijiuxiangzhefanfangxiangzou。
“mama,womeixiashuo!”
xiaonvhaiyibenzhengjingdefanbozhe。
xiaohaiziyouyufayudeyuanyin,tianmenbihedeshijianyouzaoyouwan,shinengkandaoyixiebuganjingdedongxide,xiaonvhaiyinggaijiushiruci。
wojintianyigongganleliangjianshi,yishibangliuyuejiejueduantoushaguancaiju,ershitiwangzongpofa。
wangzongzhongdeshisishu,meiyouhouyizheng。
何谓死术?
meirencaokong,bianshisishu,yuyiweimeiyoulinghun,lubanshudaduoshuyusishu,biruzaifangliangshangzangdao,zhuxueguangzhizai,zaichuanggelifangxiaoren,zhufuqibuhe。
bushiwangzong,neijiushiliuyue,shitaxiadedongxigenshanglaile,womeixiangdaodeshi,neidongxijingranshimude。
“zheisanwankuaiqianzhuande,kuidale!”
woyaoyaotou,dachehuidian,bubazheige“piaoliangjiejie”jiejue,anshengbule。
shuoshihua,wohaizhenbupata,tayaozhenniubi,jiubushigenzhewo,ershipawoshenshangle!
zaishuole,meiyousanliangsan,buganshangliangshang,wojirangankaifengshuipu,ganjiehuochulishi,jiubupaneixiedongxizhaoshangmen。
huidaodianli,woyemeiji,yaolelianggecai,zizhenziyindeheleqilai,dengdaotianwanquanheixialai,wocaishoulewankuai,zhunbeiwenyiwenzheiwei,daoyaoganshenme!
xiandayiwanbaimifan,zaiquchusanzhuxiang,dianranhouchazaibaimifanshang,ranhoujiangfanwanbaizaimenkou。
baihaohou,yanzhemenkousaxianghui,yigezhengsanjiao,yigedaosanjiao,lianggesanjiaoxianglian,yanshenjinwu。
nonghaozheiyiqie,wopaipaishou,banleyibayizizuohao,zuoleyigeqingdeshoushi,shuodao:“queqianquechidele,zhiyisheng,duolemeiyou,rangniguoshangshitianbangeyuehaorizi,haishinengbandaode,danyaoshichunzhaoshi,woyebupashi,youshenmezhao,wodoujiezhe!”
zheifanhua,bubeibukang,haidaizheneimeyisibukeqi。
zheimezuodeyuanyinhenjiandan,juedabufenfeirendedongxi,genbenmeifajiangli,ninengdaguota,nijiushili。
huayingangluo,fanwanshangdesanzhuxiangbianyirouyankejiandesuduwangxiashao,jiuhaoxiangyourenzaichixiang。
chilewodexiang,jiudaibiaokeyitan,wobudongshengse,dengzheduifangkaitiaojian。
sanzhuxiangranjin,daiqiyigufeng,chuiruwunei,dishangdexianghuibeifengqianyinzhe,zuchengsigezi:zuowodima。
“不做!”
woyikouhuijue,dongbeizheipian,yaoluntechan,chumaxiansuanyige,buguasuanming,yinzhaizedi,huafuquxie,kanbingjiuren,jiumeiyouchumaxianganbulede。
很牛逼吧!
qishigenbenbushineimeyihuishi,shenmejiaochumaxian?
shuohaotingdian,shiyixiexiulianyouchengdejinglingguiguaijierenshenxingshanduren!
shuonantingdian,jiushijierenshenduobileijie,renjiushibeiguode!
chumaxian,shiliangbufen,yiweima,erweixian,mashidima,yejiushibeixianjiaxuanzhongderen,xianshixianjia。
danfanbeixianjiaxuanzhong,chengweidimade,meiyoujigeshentihaode,yuanyinhenjiandan,renshiyangshuxing,xianshiyinshuxing。
chumaxian,xiangyaolitangzikanshi,shixuyaoxianjiafushende,yinyangxiangchong,duanshijianmeiwenti,shijianyizhang,shentinenghaocaiguai!
zaishuole,wozheiyishendebenshi,bukaoxianjia,yenengkanshi,wonaodaibeilvtilecaidangnidima!
jujuehou,xianghuizaicifashengbianhua,xingchengbagedazi:buweidima,bianweifuqi!
wobeiqixiaole,balaozidangxuxianle,xuxianrishe,hailezaiqizhong,kelaozibuxianga!
laoziyigehuanghuaxiaohuo,rirudoujindezhu,zhaoxifu,bushuoduopiaoliang,qimadeshigerena!
yige“gun”zituokouerchu,yiguxiefengchuiguo,xianghuisanluoyidi,menpengdiyishengguanshang,yinyuejian,haiyouyidaolenghengsheng。
“真他娘的倒霉!”
kanzheguanshangdedianmen,worouroumeixin,zheishibusuanwan!
buguowoyemeitaizaiyi,binglaijiangdangshuilaituyan,rizihaideguo,wuligongzhezushiyehuaxiang,meiyouyaoqing,waixiebuganjinmen,shoushiwanwojiuqushuijue,shuidaobanye,yigedianhuadalejinlai!
“谁啊?”
womimihuhudejieqilai。
“你爹!”
tingzheshoujilimianneigehengqibadaodeshengyin,woyixiazixingle,zheimeniubi,zheimeyingqi,shiwobameicuo。
“ba,zheidabanyedeniganmaa?”wosaoleyiyanshijian,lingchenliangdian,tingwobazhongqishizudeshengyin,buxiangtayoushi。
“niganjinlaihuozangchangyitang,wozheichuledianshi!”wobadeshengyintouzheyisijiaozao。
wocongchuangshangpaqilai,daleyigehaqian:“huozangchangnengchushashi?”
“nilaibulai?”wobajile。
“lai!lai!ninzhenshiwoqindie,dabanyedezhetengzijierzi!”woyibianbaoyuanzheyibianchuanyifu。
“赶紧的!”
youshiyijubunaifandecuicu。
guaduanshouji,wocuolecuolian,chumendache。
zhiyuhuozangchangchuleshenmeshi,buyongxiang,kendingshixiemendeshi。
wobazheiren,zuishangshuobuxin,keyidanchuleshi,diyigexiangqidejiushitaerziwo,zaitashenshang,wanmeitixianlezhenxiangdinglv。
zheigedian,dachehennan,youqishiquhuozangchangzheizhongdifang。
lianxulanlesanliangche,zuihouxunuosanbeichefei,sijishifucaimianqiangtongyiquhuozangchang。
huozangchangzainanshan,quanmingshinanshanbinyiguan,wobashifuguanzhang,suiranshibinyiguan,buguodabufenrenhaishixiguanbabinyiguanjiaohuozangchang。
“shifu,xianzaibanyechuzuchezenmezheimeshao?”
congwodiandaonanshan,debangeduoxiaoshi,xianzheyeshixianzhe,wohesijiliaoleqilai。
“hai,haibushiqianyizhenliulugongjiaonaode!”
sijihaitingjiantan,yelailexingzhi。
“zenmehuishi,ninshuoshuo!”woyixiajingshenbushao。
“liulugongjiaochedeshifazhanshilaoyizhuan,ninzhidaoba?”sijiwendao。
“知道!”
wodiandiantou,dongyangyizhuan,womenshijinyoudejisuodazhuanyuanxiaozhiyi。
“qianyizhen,woyigegemenzaineiladaoguile!”sijijinzhangxixideshuodao
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