《jiuming！morizenmemeigeyuedouyaojianglina》shijiurenguihechuchuangzuodeyibulingrenguomunanwangdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaolingfengzhangfanlinwanyuejinglilequzheliqidemaoxian，tongshiyemianlinzhechengzhangyuzerendekaoyan。xiaoshuoyiqijincoukourendeqingjiehexianhuolitiderenwuxingxiangxiyinledaliangduzhe。lingfengkaishiqidaijinrumorishijie！！tuichumorichaojishangcheng，kaishihuiyi。“santianhoujiuyaodiyicijinrumorishijiele，wojidezheicimorileixingshijihanleimo……。
“tongxuemen，jinnianshinimenlaidaozheigecankushijiededishibageniantou，santianhounimenyejiangjinru【morishijie】！”
“mubiaozhiyouyige，neijiushihuoxiaqu！！”
“congmorishidaikaiqidaoxianzai，quanqiurenleiyigongjinglile1200cimorijianglin。”
“genjuguanfangtongji，muqianchuxiandemorizhongleigaodabashiyizhong。”
“qizhong，quanqiuhongshui、quanqiugaowen、quanqiuhuoshanpenfa、shenghuabingdulaixi、quanqiubingfeng，zheiwuzhongmorichuxianpinlvzuiduo。”
“chuxianpinlvzuidideshiyueqiuzhuiluo，zhichuxianleyici，danneiyiciquanqiusuoyourendoubeimiejue，wuyirencunhuo。”
......
jiangtaishang，nianqingpiaoliangdebanzhurensulaoshitaotaobujue。
jiaoshizuihoukaojinlajitongdezuowei。
lingfengpazaishuzhuoshangdeshentihuranchouchushuxia。
julietengtongcong**chuanlai，xunsubianbuquanshen。
窒息感！
宛如水泥封面。
lingfengmengranjingxing，dakoudakouchuanzhecuqi。
erbiansihuhaicanliuzhetianlesanniandenvshenguxingyaobinglengdeshengyin。
“lingfeng，nizhendeaiwo，xianzaijiuweiwoqusiba，nibieguaiwo，yaoguaijiuguainizijishitiangou！！”
fenglibinglengdebishou，cipoxinzang。
wanxinbantengtonghou，lingfengyanqianyihei。
不怪你。
我只想杀了你！
lingchi！chelie！wumafenshi！！
悔恨啊！！
zijizenmejiuneimeshaheshanliang，beiguxingyaozheige**pianlesannian！！
shengmingzuihouyike，fashiruguonenggouzhonglai，dingyaorangguxingyaozheige**fuchuzuicanzhongdaijia！
yihougengyaoweizijierhuo，juebuhuizaiduirenhedirenxincishouruan！！
“fengge，nimeishiba，haohaodeshuijueshentizenmeturanchouchulehaojixia，gaibuhuishizuoleshenmemengba？？”
tongzhuojiansidang，feizhaizhangfan，banaodaicouguolai，shuqidamuzhi：“doushidanshendalaoyemen，zuomengma，henshuang，wodong！”
“zhishifengge，nishangkedouneng...zeze...buhuishimengdaobanzhurensulaoshileba，zhenshiwobeikaimoa，kuaijiaojiaowozheimeizizidemengzenmezuo？”
教你妹啊！
lingfenghenbudechouzheisipangzi。
zheijiahuochulehaose、weisuo、xihuankaichedengquedianwai，yemeishayoudian。
“dengdeng...zhangfan，nibushisilema？”
jiyizhong，zhangfanzuihoubeiemoshengwutunshierwang。
zhangfanheiliandao：“fengge，niyebunengzuzhouwoyingnianzaoshia，wohaimeidangshangdongzuopiannanzhuyan，wanchengqianrenzhanmubiao，zenmenengsi？”
lingfengtaitoukanxiangjiaoshisizhou。
wo....wozhongshengle？
惊喜后便是无奈。
“zheiposhijie，wozhongshenglaiganma，zaozuima？”
99nianqian，shijietuzaobiangu，quanqiunianman18suideren，meigeyuedouhuibeiqiangzhijinru【morishijie】！
jingligezhongleixingdekongbumori！！
meiyueyici，binvshengdayimahaizhunshi！！
quanqiuhongshui、quanqiugaowen、quanqiuhuoshanpenfa、shenghuabingdulaixi、quanqiubingfengdengdengwangluoxiaoshuozhongxiangdedaodemorizainandoutamadelaigebian！
zheixiezhinengsuanshiburuliudechangguimori。
见过月球陨落吗？
见过火星撞击吗？
见过二向箔吗？
lingfengjingliguoxiaoxingxingqunzhuangjixingqiu。
那家伙....
ludishangbieshuorenleile，jiusuanshihaochengdabusidexiaoqiang，guhuidoujibeiyangge。
haobukuazhangdeshuo，jiuzheipodifang，santirenlaidouzhiyaotou，lianyehanleikangzhehangxingqipaolu！！
daliangyanjiutansuozhengming，sihushiyouyige‘shen’huozhegaodengjiwenmingzaiduirenleijinxingshaixuan。
meiyicimorihuoxialaiderenleidouhuihuodegezhongjiangli。
huangjin、zhongzuxuemai、wuqishenzhishihedan！！
zaiweiman18suiqian，buhuijinru【morishijie】。
congchushengdaoshibasuizheiyinian，xiangdangyuxinshoubaohuqi。
【morishijie】xiangshiyouxifuben，tongguanhuowanchengrenwuhuidedaojiangli，tishengrenleishili。
zaiqizhongsiwang，yebingbuyiweizhenzhengsiwang，ershiyousanshicifuhuojihui。
jiuhaobidayouxishidefuhuocishu，sanshicifuhuojihuiyongwan，neicaishizhenzhengsiwang。
jibianshiyoufuhuojihui，quanqiurenkoupingjunshoumingyebuchaoguosishisui。
zheicaijiaoshenghuozaishuishenhuoredediyuzhong！！
dangran，yeyouzengjiafuhuocishudebanfa---shenghaizi。
shengyigehaizi，fuhuocishujiuhuizengjiayici，shangxianweisanci。
zheijiurangxingqiurenkoubuzhiyumiejue，yuanyuanbuduanyouxinrenjinru【morishijie】。
youzhongbeisiyangdangshiyanpindeganjue。
“重生就是遭罪！”
【morishijie】zhongsiwangqianzaoshoudetongkuhezhemo，shizhenzhenqieqiede。
siguodepengyoudouzhidao，siwangguochengjiweitongkuhejuewang。
youqishilinsiqiandekongjuyuzhemo，shiduiroutihejingshendeshuangzhongdaji！！
yicidourangrenshoubule，zaizheigeposhijie，yaochengshousanshisanci.....
beisangshisiyaokenshishenti、beigaowenzhikaochengrougan、beihongshuiyansi、shenzhihaiyoubeixiaoxingxingzhuangjisiwang。
geyanghuayangsifa，cicisiwangfangshijuebudaizhongfude。
lingfengkanxiangchuangwai，fengheliri，wanliwuyun，yipianxinxinxiangrongjingxiang。
wojinshuangquan，ananfashi，jiranzhongsheng，neimubiaozhiyouyige----huoxiaqu！
shushufufudehuoxiaqu！！
**made【morishijie】，youbenshijiu**wo！！！
lingfengjiatingtiaojianhaisuanbucuo，shiguerfuerdai。
fuqinxiangnian39sui，zuihouyicisiyuquanqiudalubankuaipiaoyiyinfadetaotianjulangzhong。
muqinxiangnian40sui，zuihouyicisiyusangshibingdu，kaijujiuganranbingduchengweisangshimuti....
fumuqushihou，liuxiashuqianwancunkuanheyizuoajibihusuo，kedidangrudizhen、gaowen、hongshui、jihandengkunnanjimori。
morinandubeifenwei：jiandanji、putongji、kunnanji、zainanji、emengji、diyuji。
congkaishizhijin，zainanjimorifashenglebaicizuoyou，meicidoudaozhiquanqiuchaodabanrenkousiwang。
emengjinanduzhichuguosanshici，meicichuxianjihuquanqiurenleisiwangchaoguobaifenzhijiushijiu！
zhiyudiyuji.....wurennenghuo。
qianshilingfenghuoguolesishierlunmori，zuihouyicifuhuojihui，yuanbenshiyouxiwanghuodaozuihou，kexibeiguxingyaozheigegouyang**jishale。
不对！
guxingyaocongxiaoshizaifuliyuanzhangda，14suineinianouranjianjiulelingfengyiming。
congneishiqi，lingfengjiuxihuanshangguxingyao，kaishizhuiqiuduifang。
guxingyaochi、chuan、yong，suoyoukaixiaodoushilingfenghuaqian。
haobukuazhangdeshuo，shilingfengyangzheguxingyao！！
tashigouyangde**，neizijishishenme？
yangleguxingyao3nianduo，zaitamianqianbeiweidexiangtiaogou。
zuihoutajingranshalelaozi。
zhenshitamade，yuexiangyuehuiqi。
henbudejizijiliangdabidou--yuchun！！
还养个屁！
zhijiedongjiejiduifangdexinyongka!!
心情顿时舒畅。
“wogaizenmeyangcainenghuodegengjiu？”
huixiangqijinglidemorikongbuhesiwangshijuewang，lingfengrenbuzhudalegelengzhan，zaiyebuxiangjingliyici。
tiqianzhidaomorileixing，meiyouqiangdashilihebeijing，yewuligaibiansiwangjieju。
tishengshilibanfazhiyouyizhong，zai【morishijie】zhonghuodaozuihou，dedaojiangli。
chuciyiwai，zaiwutafa。
就在此时。
yanqianhuranchuxianyituansanfajinseguangmangde‘yuanqiu’。
zhongshengjinshouzhilaile？！！
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