jianmianxianwenchengnianlemazheibenxiaoshuochaojichaojihaokan,xiaoshuozhurengongshitangtangtangtangzhangwei,zuozheyilouyetingyuwenbichaohao,gousichaohao,renwuchaohao,beijingyijisuoyouxijiedouchaohao!xiaoshuojingcaijiexuantahaichongwomenchuilegekoushao。wotoumaidegengdile。made,zheikaijugenwoxiangdewanquanbuyiyang。naichadian。wopengzheyibeijialiaojiadaokuaiyichulaidenaicha,xiguandoukuai……
1wanglianchutiyanwodingzheshoujipingmu,neijiaoyigejiujie。gemenerwo,zhangwei,ershiwusui,mutaidanshen,
bushi,shichixudanshengaopinzhinanxing。jintian,kenengyaojieshuzheidingmaozile。wanglian,dui,jiuwanglian。
duifangtouxiangshigekatongxiaoluoli,shuangmawei,dayanjingpushanpushan,nengmengniyilianxue。wangmingjiao“tangtangchaotian”。
zheimingzi,ze,yikanjiunianjibuda。womenshizaiyigeyouxiluntanrenshide,
wofalegetucaofubentainandetongguangonglve,tazaidixiahuitie,yuqineijiaoyigechongbai,
yikouyige“dashengegehaolihai”。zheisheidingdezhu?yilaierqu,jiujialeweixin。liaolekuaiyigeyue。
meitian“zaoan”“wanan”“chifanlema”“zaiganma”,nianhudebuxing。shengyinyeshineizhongruanruannuonuode,
daidianxiaonaiyin,meicifayuyinwodoudedaishangerjifanfutingjibian,shengpaloudiaoyigeyinjie。danxinliyizhidagu。
zheiniantou,wangluozhapianduo,koujiaodahanzhuangluolidexinwengengshimantianfei。bietemezuihoujianmianle,
shigebiwohaizhuangshidegemener,kaikouyiju“xiongdi,jijianbu?”neiwozhijieyuandiqushisuanle。
zuiguanjiandeshi,falvhongxianbunengpengaxiongdimen!suoyiwojuedingle,jintian,bixujianmian。
erqiejianmiandiyijianshi,bushichifan,bushikandianying,shitemechahukou!apei,shiquerennianling!
woshenxiyikouqi,shouzhitouyoudiandou,qiaoziguoqu。“tangtang,jintiantianqibucuo,mianjibu?”neibianmiaohui。
“haoyahaoya!(*╹▽╹*)”“didianniding?”“renminguangchangneikewaibozishuxiamianzenmeyang?
xiawusandian?”“ok!dashengegebujianbusane~”wodingzheneigeyanwenzi,xinligengmaole。
zheixingfenjinger,zaganjuebuxiangzhuangde?nandaozhenshigexiaokeai?buxing,zhangwei,wenzhu!
nishishouguogaodengjiaoyuderen,yaoyoudingli!sezitoushangyibadao,falvdixianyaojilao!
2mianjijinghunjiwofanxiangdaoju,zhaochuwoneijianyaxiangdidelansetiaowenchenshan,jushuozheiyansexianchengshuwenzhong。
youduizhejingzizhualezhuawoneijiwosidetoufa,shitunongchuge“bujingyijianhenshuaiqi”dezaoxing,jieguoshibaile,
suanle,jiuzheiyangba。tiqianbanxiaoshidaolerenminguangchang。neikewaibozishuwozhidao,henyouming,
jushuoshishangshijimougedalingdaozhongde,houlaizhangwaile,jiuchengledibiao。xinzangpengpengtiao,gendaguside。
shouliniezheshouji,laihuiduobu。yanjinggentanzhaodengsidesaomiaomeiyigejiejinwaibozishudecixingshengwu。dama,
pass。nvzhongxuesheng,pass……dengdeng,nvzhongxuesheng?!woxintouyijin,dingzheneigebeizheshubao,
chuanzhelanbaixiaofu,zhengchaowaibozishuzouguolaidexiaoguniang。buhuiba?asir,biegaowoa!tayuezouyuejin,
kanqilaijueduibuchaoguoshiliusui!wolenghandoukuaixialaile,xiayishijiuxiangpaolu。jieguoneixiaoguniangzoudaoshuxia,
taochushoujikanlekan,ranhou……congshubaolinachuyibaolatiao,kaozaishushangkenleqilai,haiyibiandoutui。
xujingyichang。wosonglekouqi,molebahan。shijiankuaidaosandianle。yuelaiyuejinzhang。
gezhongshehuixinwenbiaotizaiwonaoziligundongbofang:《zhenjing!nanziyuejiannvwangyoujingshiweichengnian,
canzaojiazhangbaodaduantui》《leibeng!zhiyinyishihutu,dahaoqingnianlangdangruyu》。made,zheinashimianji,
zheishidujieaxiongdi!sandianzheng。yigeshenyingchuxianzaiwaibozishudelingyice。wodingjingyikan。**!
zhenshiyigexiaoluoli!shengaodingduoyimiwuwu,chuanzheluolitafenggedexiaoqunzi,qunbaipengpengde,baisede**,
xiaopixie。toufashilisedeshuangmawei,queshipushanzheyishuangdayanjing,pifubaidegenciwawayiyang。
shoulihainazheyigekanqilaijiagebufeideweidanxiangji。tazuoyouzhangwangleyixia,muguangluozaiwoshenshang,
zhalezhayan,sihuyoudianbuqueding。wojiangzaiyuandi,danaocpuzhijieganshaole。zheixingxiang,
gentouxianghemiaoshuwanquanwenhe,shenzhigengjingzhi,gengxiangweichengnianle!wanduzi!
xingfadierbaisanshiliutiaozaixiangwozhaoshou!pao?xianzaipaohailaideji!jiuzaiwojiaodibanmoyouzhunbeikailiudeshunjian,
neixiaoluolijuranchaowozouguolaile!tayangqitou,kanzhewo,ruanruannuonuodeshengyinxiangqi,
daizhedianshitan:“neige……nishi‘xiaguliemaren’dashenma?
”wodeyouxiid……jiushizheigeshadiaomingzi。dangchuqimingshiweile**,xianzaitingqilaijianzhishesixianchang。
wohoulongfagan,yanlekoutuomo,shengyindouyoudianbiandiao:“shi……shiwo。ni……nijiushitangtang?
”“duiyaduiya!”taxiaoqilai,yanjingwanchengyueya,queshichaotian。danwocikezhijuedebeihoufaliang。
3jingchashushuchahukouguanbuleneimeduole!jihua!zhixingjihua!womengdihoutuiyibu,
gentalakaiyigeanquanjuli,biaoqingyansudegencanjiazhuidaohuiside,shengyinyinweijinzhangerxiandetebieshengying,
jihushidahouchulai:“dengdeng!nixianbieguolai!chushiyixianideshenfenzheng!woyaokannichengnianlemeiyou!
”shengyinzhida,lianpangbiankenlatiaoneigenvzhongxueshengdouheleyitiao,latiaodiaodishangledoumeiguan,
mudengkoudaidikanzhewomenzheibian。kongqiturananjing。waibozishushangdemaquedoubujiaole。
xiaoluolilianshangdexiaorongshunjianninggu。taneishuangdayanjingkanzhewo,zhabaleliangxia,zhangzhangdejiemaoxiangxiaoshuazi。
woyiweitayaoku,huozheyaomawoshenjingbing。jieguo……“pu——”tajuranxiaochulesheng,
erqieshineizhongbiebuzhudedaxiao,xiaodejianbangyidouyidoude,shoulideweidandoukuainabuwenle。
“hahaha……dashengege,ni……nitaikeaileba!hahaha……”wo:“???”wokeai?
wotemezaizhifa……abushi,zaiziwei!zheifanyingbuduia!taxiaolehaoyihuiercaitingxialai,
molemoxiaochulaideyanleihua,ranhouzhendeditou,congtaneigejingzhidexiaokuabaolikaishifanzhao。
wojinzhangdidingzhetadeshou,xinlimonian:nachulaideshixueshengzheng,
nachulaideshixueshengzheng……neiwolimadaoqian、paolu、laheisanlian!
jieguo……tazhendetaochuleyigeshenzongsedekatao,conglimianchouchuyizhangkapian,didaowomianqian。zhenshishenfenzheng!
woshouzhiyoudiandou,jieguolai,coujinlezixikan。xingming:tangtangzhaopian……ng,bixianzaikanqilaigengnen,
danqueshishibenren。zhuzhi:moumoushengmoumoushimoumouqu……lve。zuiguanjiandeshi——chushengriqi!
wokuaisuxinsuanleyixianianfen,youduizhaojintianderiqi……cao!(yizhongzhiwu)juran……zhendechengnianle!
haitemebiwodalianggeyue?!womengditaitou,
kanzheyanqianzheigechuanzheluolita、shengaoyimiwuwu、liannendenengqiachushuide“tangtang”。tazhengwaizhetou,
xiaomimidikanzhewo,yilianjiaoxia:“zenmeyangya,jingchashushu?jianchawanlema?woshibushiliangminya?
”wolaolianshunjianzhangdetonghong,tangdenengjianjidan。shoulideshenfenzhengxianggetangshoudeshanyu,ganjinsaihuitashouli。
“dui、duibuqi!wo……wojiushi……neige……”woyuwulunci,henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
taidiurenle!zhangweiazhangwei,nitemehuoleershiwunian,conglaimeizheimeshesiguo!
“meiguanxiya~”tabashenfenzhengshouhao,yuqiqingsong,“jinshendianhaoya,shuomingdashengegenibushihuairen。
erqie……”taguyidunledun,coujinyidian,zhazhedayanjing,xiaonaiyinyadileyidian,
daizhexiaoyi:“……haitingyouanquangande?”wo:“……”wanle,wohaoxiangbeifanshale。
zheijiejieduanweiyoudiangao。“zoubazouba!”tahenzirandishenchushou,laleyixiawodegebo,
“weileqingzhuwomeibeijingchashushuzhuazou,woqingnihenaicha!wozhidaoguangchangneibianxinkaileyijia,
yunibobochaohaohe!”wojiuzheimeyunhuhudibeitalazhezoule。luguoneigenvzhongxueshengdeshihou,
tahaichongwomenchuilegekoushao。wotoumaidegengdile。made,zheikaijugenwoxiangdewanquanbuyiyang。naichadian。
wopengzheyibeijialiaojiadaokuaiyichulaidenaicha,xiguandoukuaibeiwoyaolanle。tangtang,e,xianzaizhidaozhenmingle,
jiuzuowoduimian,xiaokouxiaokouzuozhetadeyunibobo,liangtiaoxiaotuizaiyizixiahuangahuangde,yanjingliangliangdikanzhewo。
“dashengege,nibiwoxiangxiangzhongyao……ng……miantian?”wochadianbeizhenzhuqiangsi。“shei、sheimiantianle!
woneishijinshen!shehuixianedongbudong!”woqiangxingwanzun。“dong~”tatuozhanglediaozi,
xiaodexiangzhitouxingdexiaomao,“suoyinijiuxianedixianchawohukou?”wo:“……”jie,jitiaohuoluxingbuxing?
“buguo,niyouxilikebushizheiyangde。”tawaizhetou,“qianglong、yueta、yidawu,
penqiduiyoulaijianpandoukuaimaohuoxingzile。luntanlifagonglveyeshi,baqicelou,shuoyibuer。
zenmexianxiazheime……fanchameng?”mengnigechuizi!woneishiwangluojuren,xianshiaizixingleba!
“wangluoshiwangluo,xianshishixianshi。”womenmendixileyidakounaicha,
“wozongbunengjianwangyoudiyimianjiu‘yeao、naiwohe’ba?”“neidaoyeshi。”tadiandiantou,
“buguonizheiyangtingkeaide。”youlaileyoulaile!nengbunengbieyong“keai”xingrongyigeyimibade**!
“huashuo,”woshituzhuanyihuati,zhaohuiyidianzhudaoquan,“nikanqi……e,niqueshizhangdetingxianxiaode。
”“ngheng,yichuanwoma,wawalian,jiashangwoxihuanzheimechuan。”tachelechezijideluolitaqunbai,
“haokanma?”“hao、haokan。”woyanshenpiaohu,shihuashishuo,queshihaokan,genyangwawaside,
jiushitaitiaozhanwodexinzangchengshounenglile。“neinini?zhangweixiansheng?”tafangxianaicha,shuangshoutuozhexiaba,
yifushenxundejiashi,“shenfenzhengwoyedeyanyanba?wanyiniyongbianshengqizhuangdashupianwoni?”**!
haiyouzheizhongcaozuo?wowanquanmeixiangguozheicha!woganjinshoumangjiaoluanditaochuqianbao,bashenfenzhengpaizhuoshang,
lizhengqingbai。tahaizhennaguoqu,zizixixikanleyibian,tebieshichushengriqi,haibaizheshouzhitoushuleshu,
ranhoumanyididiandiantou:“ng,ershiwusui,rujiabaohuan。xingle,wuguiyuanzhu。”wobashenfenzhengsaihuiqianbao,
ganjuexiangjinglilediercishenxun。“zheixiafangxinle?”womeihaoqidishuo。
“fangxinla~”taxinqingsihutebiehao,“buguozhangwei……zheimingzitingdazhongdea。”“fumuqide,
woyoushabanfa。”wosongsongjian,“zongbi‘xiaguliemaren’qiangdian。”“neidaoshi。”tashenbiaotongyi,
“wodangshijianiweixin,chadianbeizheiidquantui。xinxiangzheideduoweisuoyinandea。
”wo:“……”zheitianmeifaliaole!“zoubadashengege。”tatiaoxiayizi,“naichahewanle,
jiexialaiganma?kandianying?haishiqudianwancheng?wozhidaofujinyoujiaxinkaide,tiaowujichaobang!
”wokanzhetahuolimanmandeyangzi,xinlineidiangangahejinzhangmanmansanle。haoxiang……zhendejiandaobaole?
bushiweichengnian,zhangdekeai,xinggehaitinghaowan。“dianwanchengba。”woshuo。kandianyingtaiaimei,
erqieheidengxiahuode,wozheigangjianliqilaidezhengzhixingxiangbunengbeng。dianwanchenghao,guangmingzhengda,
hainengzhanxianyixiawoyouxitianfu(suirankenengjinxianyushoubing)。“haoye!”tahuanhuyisheng,
henzirandiyoulazhuwodeshouwan,“chufa!”tadeshouhenxiao,ruanruande,youdianliang。wodeshouwanxiangguodianyiyang,
maleyixia。4dianwanchengtianmishawanle,zhangwei,nihaoxiangbeinaniele。dianwanchengneijiaoyigechao。
yinlesheng、yingbikuangdangsheng、youxitexiaosheng、xiaopihaidejianjiaosheng,hunzaiyiqi,naorenteng。
dantangtangjiugenhuilekuailelaojiayiyang,yanjingbigangcaihailiang。“bi!dashengege,kuaiqumaibi!
”tazhizheduihuanji,xingfendizhihuiwo。worenmingdiquhuanleyibaikuaiqiandebi,chendiandianyixiaokuang。tajieguokuang,
erhuabushuo,zhibentiaowuji。“kanjiejiejiniluyishou!”tatoulebi,xuanleshoukuaijiezoudehanwenge,
zhanleshangqu。ranhou……wojiujianshidaoleshenmejiaorenbukemaoxiang。zheijiemener,chuanzhexiaoqunzihebai**,
zaitiaowujishangcaidianneijiaoyigejingzhun,dongzuoxingyunliushui,yousayoudaidiankeai,xiyinleyidaduirenweiguan,
haiyouxiaonanshengnachushoujitou**。wobaozhebikuang,zhanzaipangbian,xianggejinzhijinzedebaobiaojianatmji。
yiquzhongle,taetoumaochuxihan,liandanbailitouhong,chuanzheqitiaoxialai,
yanjingliangjingjingdikanzhewo:“zenmeyang?”woshuqidamuzhi:“niubi!(poyin)”jueduishizhenxinde。
zheishuiping,biwoneixiajibaandeshoubingqiangdaobuzhinaliqule。“heihei,
xiaoyisi~”tadeyidiyishuaishuangmawei,“zou,zhuawawaqu!wojintianyidingyaobaneigefenhongbaonaxia!
”jiexialaideyigexiaoshi,wochongfentihuidaoleshenmejiao“youxidashenのquru”。wo,xiaguliemaren,
luntangonglvedashen,zaizhuawawajimianqian,jiushigedizhongdi。bikuangkuangwanglireng,zhuaziruandegenmiantiaoside,
meicidoushichayidian,maodouzhuabudaoyigen。tangtangzaipangbianjidezhitiaojiao:“aiya!zuobianyidian!youbianyoubian!
a——youdiaole!nihaocaiadashengege!”wolianshangguabuzhule:“zheijiqijueduidiaoguo!gailvyouwenti!
”“qilaiqilai,rangwolai!”tabawojikai,zijishangshou。jieguo……tabiwogengcai。
zhuazishuaideneijiaoyigekuangye,bixiaohaosuduzhijiefanbei。zuihou,yibaikuaiqiandebikuaizaowanle,
neigefenhongbaohaizailimianchaofengwomen。woliangmianmianxiangqu,tongshitanlekouqi。“suanle,zheiwanyierpianqiande。
”woshituwanzun。“buxing!”taxiaopiqishanglaile,“wojintianfeidegentagangshangle!nidengzhe,
wozaiqumaidianbi!”woganjinlazhuta:“gunainai,suanlesuanle,zanhuangexiangmu,jiwoliudianmianzi。
”taguzhesaibangzi,kanlekansuoshengwujideyouxibi,youkanlekanneizhikeedefenhongbao,
zhongyutuoxiele:“nei……qudataigudaren?”“zou!”taigudarenwohaishiyoudianzixinde。toubi,xuange。
wonaqiguchui,qishishizu。ranhou……jiubeijiezouanzaidishangmoca。
tangtangzaipangbianxiaodeshangqibujiexiaqi:“hahaha……dashengege,ni……nitongshoutongjiaole!hahaha!
”wolaoliantonghong,baguchuisaitashouli:“nixingnishang!”tajieguoguchui,shileshishougan。qianzouxiangqi,
tayanshenshunjianzhuanzhuqilai。ranhou,wojiukandaoleshenmejiaocanren。“dongdongka!dongdongdongka!
”perfect!perfect!lianji!fullcombo!
fenshunianyashichaoguowogangcaidejilu。tadawan,zhangchuyikouqi,pielewoyiyan,neixiaoyanshen,
deyizhongdaizhelianmin。wo:“……”suanle,huimieba,ganjinde。zuihoujigebi,womenquwanletoulanji。
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