zheishiyibugudaiyanqingxiaoshuo，jiangshulexulanshanyuanyongdizailanxuelihuadebixiajinglileyixiliejingxiancijidegushi。xulanshanyuanyongditianshengjubeilechaohuxunchangdetianfu，tamianlinzhelaizigefangshilidezhuishahekaoyan。zaizheigecankuershenmideshijieli，tabixubuduanchengzhangbingxunzhaozhenxiang。tajiannandetaiqishou，kandaoneibumanyuzixuejiashanghen、xueroumohu、chumujingxindeyishuangshou，hedexinzhongyilinbishangleyan。……lingrenpingxiyidaidejiejujiangzhenhannidexinling。
xulanshanconghunhunchenchenzhongjianjianhuifuyishi，yuzhitongshiganjuedaodehaiyoulianshang、shenshang、geboshangdechuchutengtong，ranerzheixietengtongdoubibushangshizhilianxindetongchu。
tajiannandetaiqishou，kandaoneibumanyuzixuejiashanghen、xueroumohu、chumujingxindeyishuangshou，hedexinzhongyilinbishangleyan。
太惨了！
zheiyuanzhumingjiaolanshan，shidawenchaoyuanyongdihougongzhengwupindesongmeiren——genqiansihoudeyimingxiaogongnv。
lanshansuirongmaochutiao，quedanxiaoqieruo，pingrilizongdizhetoumenshengbuxiang，jibuhuidaban，qiseyebuhao，yincibingbuzhayan。
ranerjiuzaishutianqian，yuanyongdiguolaisongmeirenchudeshihou，xiaozhesuikoukuazanleliangjulanshanyishuangshoushengdejimei，tadeemengbiankaishile。
songmeirenzheiyikan，guoran，neishuangshoushizhixianxianrusunjian，**rouwan，shouxingxiuzhangyoumei，lingrenjianzhiwangsu。zijiyishuangyangzunchuyoudeshoujurandoujiaotajibixiaqule！
这还了得？
zheihaibusuan，pianshenghuangshangxujiubucengzhaosongmeirenshiqin，neiriguolaiyebuguozuozuobianbeibiedepinfeiqingzoule，zhihousongmeirenyoushouleqitapinfeideqi，xinqingzhengzaogaozhiji。tashenbiansihoudesuyingyoushigezhuajianhaoqiangde，benjiuxihuanqifulanshan，huangshangkualelanshanquecongmeikuaguoziji，suyingxinxiahaobujidu，bianzaisongmeirenmianqianbannongshifei，shuolanshanshengchulebugaiyoudexinsi，xiangyaopalongchuang。
“ruobushitaguyibiaoxian，huangshangruhehuizhuyidaotadeshouni？”
songmeirenjuedeyoudaoli，jiguqicouchengyichu，nayoubunude？bianhenhenjiaoxunlanshanchuqi。
suyinghaobudeyi，chencijihuizhemolanshan，gengjianglanshandeshouyoucaiyouda，lengshibarenzhemodecanburendu。
lanshanhunshenshishangtangzaixiaxiaohunandefangjianlitoutoukuqi，chashuimeiyikou，lengfanlengcaidoushishengxiade，gengbukenengyoudafuzhishang，faleliangtiangaoshao，bianyimingwuhule。
xulanshanchuanyueguolaile......
xulanshanrentongqingqingtanlekouqi，zheishishenmediyukaiju！zheizhongdengsidechuanyuedeyiyihezai？？
zhenghusiluanxiang，tanaohaizhonghuran“ding！”deyisheng，genzhexiangqileyidaoxiaozhengtaideqingliangshengyin：“gongdouxitongbangdingchenggong，huanyingqinqinyo！”
xulanshanheleyitiao：“shen、shenmewanyier？”
tanaohaizhonggangzhuanguozheiniantou，neixiaozhengtaideshengyinlikeyouhuankuaidao：“bushiwanyiere，zheilishigongdouxitongniqinqin！”
xulanshankuaibeizheijushuoledengyushenmedoumeishuodefeihuajiqixiaole：“......nengjiwogejieshima？zheiweiqinqin？”
“keyieqin。gongdouxitong，gumingsiyi，jiushikeyibangzhuqinqingongdoudexitongya！youlegongdouxitong，gongdouzaiyebuyongchou，zhuqinqinquandaliugong，jiaocaihuanghou！zhenxiangdiwangchongai、dashasifang、tishengfenweizhirikedai！zhizunwushangdejinyiyushi、ronghuafuguizaichongqinqinzhaoshouyo！”
xulanshan“hehe！”，shengqianshenweihulianwangdachangyidaijuanwangdexulanshanconglaibuxiangxintianshangdiaoxianbing，yushitazhandingjietiedao：“zheiyanga，neiwojiutangpingdengzhedanghuanghouge！zheiweiqinqin，kuaijiwogehuanghoudangdangya！”
“......e！”xiaozhengtaiyusai，xulanshanjingrantingchujixulangbei。
tadunshiwuyu，lengxiaodao：“jiwoshuoshihua！”
“......gongdouxitongzhendekeyibangzhuqinqinjinxinggongdoue，shengjijiuyoudalibaosong，shengjiyuegao，dalibaoyuefenghou，duiqinqinjueduiyouliwuhaie。jiushi......neige，haiyouyixierenwushunbianxuyaoqinqinwanchengla......”
xulanshanlengxiao：“shenmerenwu？”
xiaozhengtaijingshenyizhen：“qinqinfangxin，renwuhuixunxujianjinfafang，jueduibunan，zhende！”
“neiwoyaoshiwanbuchengni？”
“hui、huibeixitongmosha......”
xulanshanxinlifengkuangpiaoguoyizhenguoma，tashenxiyikouqi：“wonengjiechubangdingma？”
“bunengeqin，xitongyijingbangding，yaomewanchengzuizhongrenwudedaochaojihaohuajingxiwushangdalibao，yaomewanbuchengrenwubeixitongmosha，huozhezaiwanchengrenwuguochengzhongbeiqitapinfeigandiaoxitongzidongjiechu，suoyiqinqin，jiayouyo！”
huoxuyishidaolexulanshannazijimeibanfa，xitongdeshengyinyoubiandezhongqishizule，shenzhiyoudian——lizhiqizhuang？
xulanshanxinlizaicipiaoguoyizhenguoma，“zuizhongrenwushishenme？”
“......dang、dangshanghuanghou。”
“你——”
taxianzaishifenweidi、bushouchong、bucongminbuchucaideyigemeirengonglide、bushoudaijian、hunshenshishangdexiaogongnv，dang、huang、hou？？zhengchangrenmengdoubuganzheimezuo，duiba？
“huozhe......dedaohuangdidezhenxinhezhuanyiye、yekeyiyoqin！”
xulanshan“hehe”，bingmeiyoubeianweidao。
yaohuangdidezhenxinhezhuanyi？zheihaiburuxianghuanghoudeweizhijinfani！
“huozheerzhejiangu，huiyouchaochaochaojijingxihaohuadedalibaodengzheqine！”
“闭嘴！”
guomaleile，xulanshanyerenmingle。
suanlesuanle，laidoulailehainengzade？
jiutarujindezhuangkuang，shuozhende，daizaisongmeirenshenbianbidingshisiluyitiao。jiusuanmeiyouzheixitong，tayezhinengxuanzexiangbanfagoudashanghuangdizheitiaojindatuidedaolu。
“nibuhuihunchidengsi，huibangwode，duiba？”
“wobingmeiyouhunchidengsieqinqin，wo——”
“shiashia，nishihunchidengwosi，”xulanshanmeihaoqidaduanta：“huibangwoma？”
xitongdayingleyisheng：“ng，guizeyunxudefanweineidangrankeyieqin，womenshixiuqiyitidema。”
xulanshanweiweiyixiao：“neime，xianzaibawozheiyishenshangdounonghaoba，youqizheishuangshou，woyaobizhiqiangengjiawanmei。haiyou，zheijushentijifubugoubaixi、bugouxinen。haiyouhaiyou，yaozaixianxiyidian，qianbianzheili——”tashuangshoubihualeyixia，“zaidayixie！”
xulanshanshuangyanweiweifaliang，tazhibuguoyaogenghaodepifuheshencaieryi，henjiandande，duiba？
xitongbeitazhenglegewudayu......
“qinqin，zhishangmeiwenti，qitadezanshidoubukeyie。zhiyouqinqinwanchenglerenwucaikeyidedaogefangmianyidingchengdudejiachigaishanee，birushencai、yanjing、fuzhi、fazhi、meibai、jiaoyajieya、shentirourenxing、tili、linghuoxing、yanli、erli、xiujue、shengyin、jiuliang、tixiangdengdeng，chaoduojingxie！”
xulanshanyanjingweiweifaliang，sheibuxiangbiandemeimeida？zheibudengyulaileyigequantaodemeirongheshentizhilianggefangmiandetisheng？jiushineige“tixiang”shishenmegui？
“qinqin，womenyaobuyaolikekaiqirenwuya？”
