koubeichaogaodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《juepindijun》，yefantangruoxueshijuqingfazhanlibukaideguanjianjiaose，wucuobanjuqingmiaoshu：“xiaozi，nizhuaishenmezhuai，meikandaowomenlaodahuangshaoqinziguolaile？ganjinguixia，genwomenlaodaqiangnvren，zhenshibuzhisihuo！”……
第6章
dijunkaxiangzhengzheshenmerenfengshihenqingchude，hedetamantoumaolenghan。
suihou，niutouduizheshenbianfuwuyuandelianyibazhangchouleshangqu，fennudehoudao：
“temede！xialenidegouyan，zheizhangkadouburenshi？zheikashuyuchaojivipdezuileguibinhaibuguixiadaoqian？”
“duibuqi，nindarenyoudaliang，biegenwoyibanjianshi，wogaisi！wogaisi！”
fuwuyuanbeiyibazhangchoudaozaidi，fanyingguolaihoupadaoyefandemianqianyibiankezhetouyibiandaozheqian。
tangruoxueshilaichifandebuxiangbashiqingnaoda，shenshouqingqinglalelayefandeshourangtayuanliangfuwuyuan。
“qilaiba！buzhizhewuzui！”yefanshuowanbaozhekekechaozhejiudianneizouqu。
renfengzhaoleyijianfeichanghaohuadebaojianbayefanqinglejinqu，suihouyefandianlexuduozhaopaicai，yijiasankouchidejinjinyouwei。
chiwanfanhou，yefandaizhetangruoxuequshangchenglimaiyifu。
renfengzhidaoyefandeshenfenweiletaohaoyefan，yizhizaishenbianfuwuzhe。
yefanjitangruoxuehaiyounvermailexuduopiaoliangdeyifu，kekeyoulexinyifugaoxingdihebulongzui。
zheishi，shangchanglizoujinlailejigejiefeiren，chaozheyigenvrenkaileyiqiang，shenpangdezhongniannanrenbanvrentuidaoleyibian，zijideshentizhongleyiqiangdaozailedishang，nvrenhedebaozhenaodaiduoleqilai。
“kuaipaoyourenkaiqiangle。”
buzhisheishuoleyisheng，shangchangliderenpaodeyigebiyigekuai。
tangruoxuetingdaohouxiaolianhedeshabai！
yefanjiandaojiaoluoliyigenvrenbeihedehuarongshise，jinghuangshicuodekanzhedaozaixuebozhongdeyigezhongniannanren！
“张叔！”
gangcaidaituchaotakaiqiangshi，haoxiangshizheiweinanrentiaochulaidangqiangde！
ertayanqiandelianggenanrenyanzhongzhengtouluchuzhengningyushaqi。
“dage，yourentizheigenvrenaileyiqiang！”qizhongyigejiefeishuodao。
“nimenshishei！”jiaoluolineigenvhaihuifulezhenjing，miansefabaidewendao。
“heihei，dangranshishaniderenle......”
“woshishenhongtudedunvshenluo！yourenjiqianrangnimenshawodeduiba，wochuwubei，fangguowo。”zichengshenluodenvhaieryaozheya，tahaishihaipaneiheidongdongdeqiangkou。
“heihei，daxiaojie，chuerfanerkeshijinji！”gaozhuangnanrenningxiaozheshuodao。
他即将要扣下扳机！
yefanyanjingweiweiyidong，zuoshouquqi，yizhidanchu，yigenyinzhencongtadezhijianfeiqu，dazailegaozhuangnanzituishang。
gaozhuangnanzidetui，dunshichuxianyigexuedong！
“我的腿！”
“sheikaideqiang！”lingwaigedaitujinghu！
queshineigeshangkouxiangshibeiqiangdadaoleyiyang，danshimeirentingdaoqiangsheng！
shangchangdechengkezaojiubeihedesesefadou，cishigengxiangshianchunyiyangsuozhebuganshuohua。
yefanmeishuohua，lengxiaoleyixia，zaicirufapaozhileyigenyinzhen，quzhiyidan，zheicijizhonglelingwaigedaitu，dunshineirenzhijieguixia，mantoudahan。
有高手！
tangruoxuehedehunshenfadou，tadoumeiyishidao，zijideshoubeizhengjinjinzhuazheyefandegebo！
shenluominzhezuichun，yanzhongyoulei！
zaozhidaobugaishuaikaibabajizhaodeneixiebaobiao，tarenxingdejieguo，shihaisilebabazaojiuanpaidezhangshu！
周围议论纷纷。
ershenluogangcaizaojiuzhuyidaoleyourenzaibangta，dunshishuodao，“ganwengangcaishiherenjiuwo！ruguobuyuanbaolushenfen，laishenjiazhaowo，woyuanyidayingniyigetiaojian！”
“shenjia！woqu，shiminghaishoufushenjiama！”renfengjingyadehebulongzui。
“ng，yinggaishi！”tangruoxuediandiantou。
zhouweiyilunfenfen，douzaishuoshenjiashiruhepangrandawu。
yefanyelandeshuohua，taxianzaileidebuxing。
zheishi，tangruoxuecaifaxian，zijizhengzhuazheyefandeshou，dunshilianyihong，mashangsongkaileshou。
andunhaotangruoxuehou。yefandaleyiliangchuzuche。
“去沈氏集团。”
cishi，shenshijituandedingceng，dongshizhangbangongshi。
shenluozhengpazaiyigezhongnianrenhuailiku。
“ba，duibuqi，wohaisilezhangshu！”shenluokudelihuadaiyu，rerenxinteng。
“ai，neixierendingshangnile，jintianjiusuanbushizhangshu，kenengyehuishiqitarensi。”weizhenminghaideshenhongtu，cishilianshangquanshihoupa。
qianjinnveryaoshimeile，tajiusuanshifenshensuiguyeyaogenneixiechourenbaibaishouwan！jiusuanzhishitulaoyeyaoshiyishi！
“wohuihaohaobuchangzhangshujiarende，fangxinba。”
“ng。”shenluoguaiguaidehuidayisheng，yankuanghongzhong，haizaichouqi。
“luoluo，nishuoyougegaoshouzaishangchangbangleni，neiweikeliuxingmingle？”shenhongtuyansudewendao，ruoshinengzhaochuneiren，rangtazuozijinverdebaobiao，xiangxinyidingnenghuzhezijinver！
shenluoyaoyaotou，“woshuole，tayaoshibuyuanyibaolushenfen，jiulaishenjiazhaowo，xiangxintayezhidaoshenjiashili，yaoshilaizhaoyidingnengzhaodao，buguotazaibuzaihuwoshuode，jiubuzhidaole。”takebusha，zicongtashuowubeimaizijihuolu，neilianggeshashoudoumeidayingshi，tajiuzhidaole，zheixielihaiderenyidingbuzaihuqiande，genghekuangshiyigebineilianggeshashouhaiyaolihaideren！
沈宏图点点头。
tashenjugaowei，ziranjiechuguonaxiebutongxunchangderen，yiquandachuanjilimijinggang，zhaihuaquyejiekesharen，zheixiechangrentinglaijiushitianfangyetan，dantaqueshishizaizaijianshiguo。
neixierenbeichengweigaoshouhuozhewudaozongshizhileide。
zheixierenshiliqiangda，duiqiansihaobuganxingqu，zhiqiantayongjibaiwanyuexinzhaolanguoyici，xiangzhaogewuzhebaohushenluo，danquebeiwuqingdebishile。
bushitaishaole，ershirenjiaduiqianbuganxingqu。
buguozheixieshiqing，tadoumeigenzijidenverjiang，tazuidadeyuanwangjiushirangnverhuozaizhengchangdeshijie，yidanjiechuleneigeshijie，nverdesanguanpashidouhuibengta。
jintianzheixieshi，jiurangluoluodangchengmengba，buguotahaishiyoubiyaoanzhongdiaochayixiadaodishinagewangbadanyongmouxieteshuwupin，qingdongshashoulaishazijinverde！
dengtazhaodaole，dingyaorangneixierendiaocengpi！
zheijiushiminghaishishoufudebaqi！
zhengzaicishi，mishuqiaoleqiaomen。
anweihaoshoujingdeshenluohou，shenhongtushuodao，“jinlai。”
meinvmishucongcongjinlai，kanleyiyanbangongyishangzuozhedaxiaojie，shuodao，“yougenianqingren，shuozijijiaoyefan，shitajiuledaxiaojie......”
shenhongtutongkongzhousuo，shenluoyeyixiacongyizishangzhanqilai。
funverrenduishiyiyan，shenhongtuzhouzhemei，“zheimenianqian？”tajianguodeneixiesuoweidegaoshou，zuixiaoyeshisanshiduosuidea！
“yefan？rangtashanglaiba，wanyishini。”shenluoxianranyebuxiangxin。
秘书点点头下去。
zaishenshijituandashayicengshafashangzuozhedeyefan，dengdaoleneiweimeinvmishu。
“shendongshizhangqingninshangqu。”
yefandiandiantou，zaimeinvmishudedailingxia，yiqishangledianti。
jinqubangongshihou，yefankandaoleneigejiaoshenluodenvhaier，tahaishidaizhejinsiyanjing，qizhiyumeimaobingcun，hongzhongdeshuangyanxiangshigangkuguoyiyang。
ershenhongtuzaiyefanjinlaidediyishijian，jiushangxiadaliangzheta，zheiweiguoziliandezhongniannanren，yinweijiujugaowei，suoyiyanshenpoyouyapoli。
meinvmishubayefandaidaohoujiuchuqule，kuanchangde，yongyouluodichuangdebangongshili，zhishengxialetamensanren，hejigeteyibeishenhongtujiaojinlaidebaobiao。
“yefanshiba？nishuonijiulewonver？”shenhongtumizheyanwendao。
“zhengshi。”yefandiantou，yuqibubeibukang。
shenhongtuananxinjing，zhishigeshibajiusuidenianqingren，weishenmejitayizhongshangweizhedeyapogan，neizhongfushicangshengdeganjue，rangtajuedeyefangenbenjiubushifanren。
dantahaishibuganxiangxinyefan，youdao，“zenmezhengming。”shuozhetamizheyan，“ruguonibeifaxianzhishilaipianwo，neijiubieguaiwobukeqile。”
yefanzuijiaoweiweigouqi，buxiedelenghengleyisheng，ranhoutaiqishou。
shenhongtuzhuoshangdewenjianqingpiaopiaodefeileqilai！
“我去！”
“我眼睛没花吧！”
“这是魔术吗！”
shenhongtujiaojinlaidebaobiaomen，rouzheyanjing，bukesiyidekanzhezheiyimu。
shenluogengshizhangdalexiaozui，buganzhixin。
shenhongtuhuxidoucuzhonglejifen，tayijingchajuechu，zheigeshaoniandeliliangfeitongyiban！tajiechuguowuzhe，danshimeijianguokeyigekongcaowudewuzhe！
zhaihuaquyeneiyedewuzhenazaishouliranhoushuaichuqua！
jinjiezhe，yefansuishouyihui，jishizhangdanbodezhi，zhijiecharuleqiangbizhizhong！meiruleyiban！ranhouluzaiwaimiandelingyibancairuanruandewanlexialai。
办公室内寂静一片。
yefanmianbugaise，zheizhongshouduan，zhishijiandandecaokonglingqieryi，taxinshounianlai。
“yedashi！shenmoushijingle！”zheiweiminghaishishoufu，dangchangwanxialezunguidetoulu。
shenluoganjinzhanqilai，jingyadekanzheshenhongtu，“ba，zaizenmeyebuyongzheiyangba？”
shenhongtumashangshuodao，“luoluoshenyan！”
shenluoyizheng，fuqindeyansuyuqi，tahaizhenmeijianguojici，buguotahaishibumingbaiweishenmefuqinhuizheimehaipayigeshaonian，dui，jiushihaipa。
mingmingzheishouduanyejiugenmoshuchabuduoya，zaizenmelihaiyebuyongzheiyangba。
suiranshiyefanjiuleta，danshishenhongtuzheizhongzitaimianduiyigenianjihezijichabuduodeshaonian，shenluohaishiyizhenbukaixin。
shenluobuzhidao，zijidefuqinyijingdagaicaichuyefanqibafendeshenfen，suiranshenhongtudeneixinyijingjingtaohailang，danshikuyubuzhidaoyefanxianzaishishenmexiangfazhidebizuibutan。
duiyuyefanjiulezijidenver，shenhongtuxinzhongdelalongzhixinyiyuyanbiao，liangrenxianzaibaochizhenibushuoponidenengli，danshiwoyaorangnidongdewoyijingkantoudeweimiaoguanxi。
meichiguozhurou，zhupaohaishijianguode，duoshaolejiewudaojiedemiwen，yigegewuxuedashiyangaoyuding，zuishibuchijinyindengshenwaizhiwu，yigegejuexuebangshen。
yefankanqilaizheimenianqing，weilaikeqiya，bixuyaoxiangbanfagenyefangaohaoguanxi，xianzaizijiweiyinengnadechushoudezhiyouzijizhengxiadezheixiehuangbaizhiwule。
kejiusuanzijiyouqian，haizhenmeiyoushenmenadechushoudedongxi，bingbuzhidaoyefandaodixuyaoshenme，youqihaishidangzhezijinverdemian，youxieroumadehuaqueshikaibulekou。
shenhongtunaozilibaizhuanqianhuibuzhidaoyaozenmekaikou，kezheiyanggangadeqifenyebushihuishia，zhidegangadekaikou：“yedashibuyaohexiaonvyibanjianshi，yedashizhaoshangmenyidingshiyoushenmeyaoshenmouxiaolaodeba？”
“dashijinguankaikoushenmouyidinghuijinlimanzude！”shenhongtudeyuqilizunjingzhiyilianzhanzaishenbiandeshenluodounengtingdechulai。
tingshenhongtuzheimeshuo，yefanbiaoqingyoulexiezheigenianjigaiyoudejucuheganga。
daobushiyefanbuzhidaozijixiangyaoxieshenme。
zijibenlaijiushishunshoujiechushenluodeweixian，weiletangruoxuekaolv，tayexuyaoyigeheshidedifang。
keshiganglaizheili，youxiedongxibufangbian。
wenshenhongtuyaogefangzizhu，yinggaishibusuanguofende，bijingzijikeshijiuletadedunv，zheidianyaoqiuduitahaibushijiuniuyimao。
kerangrengangadeshishenluoduitadetaidu，jiuxiangshizaiduidaiyigepianzi，yefanyenamenmingmingzijizhangdehaitingshuaide，weishenmejiandezheigenvrendouduizijizheigetaidu？
lingwaiyefanhaifaxianleyigegenglebudededongxi，yishizhijianbuzhidaozenmekaikou，haipazijiruguolianggedouyaohuirangrenganjuetandewuyan，danshizheilianggedoushizijixianzaizuixiangyaode，yishiyouxiechouchubuding。
neigegenglebudededongxijiushishenhongtushenhoushujiashangbaifangdeyizhuzhiwu，jiujianshenhongtushenhoudeshujiashangbaifangzheyipenjiaoyanyudidepenzai，kandeyefanbujinxinqingjidang。
“nei、neijingranshiqiselinglongzhi！”yefangangkandaodeshihouhaiyouxiebuxiangxinzijideyanjing。
“woca，zhendeshiqiselinglongzhi，zheilishangzenmehuiyouqiselinglongzhi？”yefanlianshangdexiaoyibuzijuedefangda。
“zhenshitianwujuerenzhilu，lingqirucixibo，zongranxiulianhuanman，keruguoyouleqiselinglongzhicongpangfuzhu，pingzhetachusedeyanshenglingqi，xiuweizhibuguoshishijianwenti！”yefanneixinrenbuzhudajiao。
yuanlaishenhongtushenhoushujiashangbaifangdebingbushiyizhuputongdezhiwupenzai，ershiyizhutiandilingzhi，qiselinglongzhi！
qiselinglongzhizishendelingqibingbuduo，keshenqideshitayouyanshengtiandilingqidenengli，shijiqimingguidelingzhi。
kanyefanbushuohua，shenhongtuyiweitashibuxieyuzijiganggangshuodehua，kanbushangtazheidianchouqian，bijingxiushimendoushixiangwangdadao，ququhuangbaizhiwuzenmenengdadongtame。
keshenhongtuwanwanmeixiangdao。
yefanxinlijuranxiangdeshi：“jiuzheipidadiandedifang，juranhaiyouzheizhonglingcao，renweicaisiniaoweishiwang，napajirenlixia，yeyaobaxiancaogaodaoshou。”
shenhongtujianyefanbantianmeiyoukaikou，qifenxiexuyouxieganga，jiuxiangxiandapoyixiazheigangadeqifen。
yushishuodao：“yedashi，suiranwoshenhongtubushishenmefukediguodedarenwu，danshizaiminghaishizheiyimusanfendi，wohaishiyouxieziben，xiangyaoshenmeyedashijinguankaikoubianshi！”
yefandadingzhuyizheijiuzhangkoushuo：“shenxiansheng，woyebumanzheni，woshilaiminghaishi，yinweiyixie‘teshu’yuanyin，queluojiaodi。”yefanbateshuzheilianggeshuodehenzhong。
tingdunyixia，yefanjixukaikoushuo。
“wo······”yefanguyibaneigewozituodehenzhang，bingqiekanxiangshenluo，yisihenmingxiandezaigaosushenhongtu，niquedinghaiyaorangninverzaichangtingxiaqu？
shenhongtushiduolaojianjuhuaderenwu，yefanyigeyanshentanalihainengbuzhidao，zhuantoujiudafazouleshenluo。
“luoluo，nixianquxiuxixiuxi，wogenshendashishuodianshier。”shenhongtuduishenluoshuodao。
“wocaibuyaochuqu，wanyitapiannizenmeban？”shenluoyiduojiao，aojiaodeshuo。
“e······”yefanwuyu，zijizhangdejiuzheimexiangpianzime？
yefanxiang“ruguobubazheiyatoujinongzou，gujishibuhaoshishizijideshuangyingjihuale！”
yushiyefanhenshenchendeshuo：“shenluonvshi，shuojunibuaitingde，tongjingshibing，nidezhi，suhuashuo······”
“nitongjing，niquanjiadoutongjing，shenjingbingbani！”yefanhuahaimeiyoushuowan，jiubeishenluowuqingdaduan，bingbanzhexiesidilidenuhou。
shenhongtushizhidaozijinverqueshishiyouzheimaobing，kanzijinvershuohuayuelaiyuebushanshenhongtuhoubeishangyicengbaimaohan，ganmangzhizhi“luoluo，nizenmebubahuatingwanjiuzheimedahoudajiao？”
zaihuitoukanyefan，jianyefanhaoxiangbingmeinaonuzheicaisongleyikouqi，zhitingyefanbuwenbuhuodeshengyinjixuxiangqi：“shenluoxiaojie，woshiyimingyisheng，yizherenxin，jiwoyifenzhong，wozhengmingjinikan！”
shenluokanyefanyifuxiongyouchengzhudeyangzi，zaixiangxiangzijifuqinshangchangshangdelaoshou，zenmeyebuhuiwuyuanwugushizheimexiangxinzheigeren，yidingshiyouyuanyinde。
xiangdaozheiershenluoguyitingletingxiongjiazhuangbuxiedeshuo：“xinga，jirannishuonishiyisheng，laiwokanninengjibendaxiaojieshuochugeshenmeyiersandelai，heng！”
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