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jianwojinlewuzi,songjianguobashouyitai,zhaohuwozuoxia,manliancixiangdiwendao:“xiaoquana,zuijinzenmeyang,gongzuomeishenmeyaliba?”
wojialeyikoucai,xiaohehededao:“haixing,gangshangban,zanshizhishizuoxiebanglingdaopaotuidazadeshiqing。”
songjianguolianshangxiaoronggengnong,diantoudao:“neijiuhao,nikebiekanbuqipaotuidazadeshiqing,yaozhidao,lingdaonengrangnizuozheixie,nijiubibierenduoleyifenjihui,danyebunengjiaoao,keyaozhazhashishidizuoshiqing。”
“haode,wojizhule。”woxiaolexiao,lakaiyizi,guiguijujudizuoxia,meiyouliuluchusihaodebunaifan。
xiangfan,wohenxiangshousongshushuxiangfuqinsidexunwenhejiaodao,duiyuwolaishuo,nenggouzaicixiangshoujiatingdewennuan,yijingshihenshechideshiqingle,meiyouliyoubuzhenxi。
chifanshi,wenyingayifaletonglaosao,duixiangshifangzhengyuan,haishiguanyutaxiangbierenjieqiandeshiqing,dangenzishangyiranshiduboyinqide。
duiyuzhouweilinjuneixiekaosigongzichifandejiatingeryan,laoshixiangbierenjieqian,haituozhebuhai,huidaozhirenjiajidadefangan,bijingsheijiadeyinziyebushidafenggualaide。
anwenyingayideshuofa,fangzhengyuanzuijinzhaorenjieqiandepinlvshiyuelaiyuegaole,youdeshihoushenshangmeiqian,shikuaibakuaiyeyao,zheibumianrangwenyingayijiweiqifen。
woyaoleyaotou,fangzhengyuanhaodu,gangjiehunshihaidongdeshoulian,meiyourechutaidademafan,danjinqiduyinqueyuelaiyueda,piqiyeyufadibaozaoqilai,pingrilijishaohuijia,dabufenshijiandoushipaozaiduchanglimian。
ersongjiaqiyoushigechuantongbaoshoudenvren,wufahenxinpaoquefangzhengyuan,liangrenzheiyangyituozaituo,zheirizizuizhonggujishiyoudianxuan。
congwenyingayijiachulaishi,woganjueyoudianfanzao,ziconghenvyoufenshouhou,woyayilexujiu,jintiankanjianneifeng.saorugude**hou,neixinyu.huobeigouqi,jingranyoudianchunchunyudongle,yushijiuzuochequleqingyangshizuihuobaodejiuba“heiyejingling”,zhunbeiquneilipaiqianyixiakongxu。
heiyejinglingjiubashiqingyangshizuizao、yeshizuiyoumingqideyijiajiuba,meidaoyewan,limianrenmanweihuan,youqiyidanshenxiaogunianghenianqing**juduo,laizheilideren,duobandoumudebuchun,zhaoyiye.qinghe**derenbibijieshi。
daoleheiyejinglingjiubamenkouxialai,wokansuiranshijianhaizao,caijiudianbudao,danjiansanwuchengqundehongnanlvnvmenyijinglailehenduo。woyejiakuailebufa,gensuizhezhongrenzuanjinleheiyejinglingli,cishilimianyijingnihongyaoye,renyingchuochuole。
yikandaoneixiedabandehuazhizhaozhandeguniangmen,woliangyanfangguang,ganjinzaibataizhaolegeweizizuoxialai,shunbianlalegeyiziguolaijisuishikenengguolaidashandemeinvyubeizhe。zuoxiazhihou,wodianleyizhixuehufutejia,zheizhongjiujiaoweilianjia,shihezanzheiqiongxiaozixiaofei。
nvshiyingjiwonalaijiu,duihaoxuebi,chaowopaolegemeiyan,xiaoyinyindeshuodao:“shuaige,qingmanyong。”
woniutoukanletayiyan,jianbushiwoxihuandeleixing,jiuxiaolexiao,meidalita。
nvshiyingdagaihaibusixin,youchaowoshenbianjileji,erpanhudeyire,nvshiyingchaowoerduochuilekouqi,gegeyixiao,diashengdiaqidewendao:“shuaige,shoujihaoduoshaoya?”
woxiaoleyixia,jiazhuangmeitingqingchu,dandandewendao:“meinv,nishuoshenme?”
tajihushipazaiwojianbangshang,zuichuntiezhewodeerduoshang,dao:“nishoujihaoshiduoshaoya,gaitianyoushijianyiqiliaoliaohaoma?”
jianzheinvhaibubujinbi,woshizaizhuangbuxiaqule,jiuqingxiaozheyaoyaotou,gancuidedao:“yiqiliaoliao?wokebushizheimesuibianderen。”
wohuahaimeishuowan,tadelianselimaqingzhuanyin,“qie!”leyisheng,dao:“wokannisuibianqilaijiubushiren。”
shuozhe,tayiniuyao,duanzhekongpanzijiushanjinlerenqunli。
wochaozhetadebeiyingjuqijiubei,xiaodao:“meinv,zhenlejiewo,nizenmezhidaowojuyouzheimeyouxiudepinzhi?”
suiji,wojiubeisizhouniaoniaotingtingdenvrenmenmizhule,shixianluozaineixiesuizhewuquniubaidelinglongjiaoqushang。jingbaodeyinlexia,jiubalidenvrensihubiwomennanrenyaogengjiafengkuang,kuangluandeyaodongzhexiangsheyiyangdeshenti,fengkuangdehuangdong,meitunzhanzhan,xiufaluanwu,kandewoyoudianyanhualiaoluandeganjue。
yibeixuehufutejiakuaihewanle,woyemeiyouwusedaoshenmemeinv,woyihandepailepaishou,wanshangmeidaidaoliewu,kanlaidezhunbeidadaohuifule。
zhengdangwojiangjiubeiduanqi,xiangganlelimianshengxiadejiushi,yigeyingzilongzhaozaiwoyanqian,woyanglianyikan,yigebudaoershisuidemeishaonvzaiduimiandekongweishangzuolexialai。
jianwozaikanta,xiaomeinvpielewoyiyan,yajianzuilidedao:“kanshenmekanya,meijianguomeinvya!”
wojuedezheixiaoguniangyoudianhaowan,lingyalichidebushuo,shengyinmanqingcuide,haitinghaoting,jiuxiaozhedashandao:“meinv,yigerenlaiwana?”
meinvtingqiaodeqiongbiyitai,meihaoqideshuodao:“guannishenmeshiya!”
woyayidedalianglezheixiaolajiaoyiyan,zheijinianhenvhaiziwanshua,pingjiezhezijiyingjundexiangmao,nengrangwochiyibizihuidenvhaihaizhendemeiyou,daoshidoudewolailexingqu,jiunaizhexingzi,xiaozheshuodao:“meinv,biejie,niyigeren,woyeshiyigeren,dajialiaoliaobei。”
“qie,sheiheniliaoya!haibushixiangpaowo!”
xiaomeinvjuranyiyanjiukanchuanlewodehuahuachangzi,gaodewodengshiwuyu,helekoumenjiu,woxinxiangzheiyangbuxing,zheixiaolajiaoyoudiangongzhubing,bunengchongzheta,yaoburan,tanengshangtianle。
yushiwofanqidaoerxingzhi,wakutadao:“qie,haipaonini,niyebukankanni,neidifangpingdegenfeijichangyiyang,paoninalia?”
xiaomeinvyitingjiujile,chaowofanlegebaiyan,qihuhudedao:“ni……nigechouhuaidan,wo,wonalixiangfeijichangla?jiusuanmeitamendeda,guoliangnianbujiunengganshangleya。”
wohahaxiaole,juedezheixiaoguniangzhendehaowan,jiujixudoutadao:“guoliangnian?haha,nanbuchengnihaihuiercifayua?”
xiaomeinvzhuanguotoulai,cizheyiduipiaoliangdexiaotuya,lvexianzhinendeshengyin,dao:“nicaiercifayuni,wohaimeidaoshibasuini,kendinghainengfayule!”
“meidaoshibasui?zheimexiaojiugandaojiubalaixiahun,nibupayujianhuairena?”
xiaomeinvzuibajuedelaogao,niezhefenquan,henhendedao:“huairen?heng!nijiushigehuairen,kannisemimideyangzi,jiuzhidaonimeianhaoxin!”
“womeianhaoxin?hehe,niqiaoqiaodaozheidifanglaidenanrennvren,youjigeshichunjiedea?xiaomeimei,nibietaitianzhenlehaobuhao。”
woqingxiaozheyaotou:“zaishuole,guoliangnianniyexuhaizheiyangyimapingchuanni,yijiushifeijichang,haikannini,qie!”
“你个大坏蛋!”
xiaomeinvqideduzhezui,yizhangyingtaoxiaokouhongrunjile,qihuhudezhanqishen,yanjingjinjindidingzhewo。
wokaiwanxiaodehehuta,dao:“nigexiaoyatou,zaikanwo,zaikanwowojiubanichidiao。”
“qie,bugennichaola,huaidan,woyaohejiu。”
xiaomeinvhenghengjijideshuozhe,yikanjiushicongxiaojiaoshengguanyangdezhuer,shuowan,tabadaodeyibazhuaqiwomianqiandexuehufutejia,mengdeguanlexiaqu,dengshiqiangdetazhikesou。
woheleyitiao,mudengkoudaidekanletayihuier,meixiangdaoxianzaidexiaoguniangjuranzheimelihai,suijikaiwanxiaodedao:“nibupawodejiulixiayaoa?”
xiaomeinvyijinglianseweihong,yanshendouyoudianpiaohule,shuodao:“qie,sheipasheiya,wocaibupanini!lai,youbenshiwomenlianglaiheya,kankansheipashei。”
woyuanbenjuedewuliao,jianzheixiaomeinvzhangdehaitingqingxiu,shiwoxihuandeleixing,jiujixupeitawanxiaqule。
womenliangzhihouyilianhelesanbei,tabushengjiuli,huanghuangyouyoudepaojinwuchilibengdaleyihui,manshendahandehuilai,jiuyoudianzuixunxunle。
wokantayilianfeihong,youdianzuile,jiuwendao:“ai!xiaomeimei,nimeishiba?”
xiaomeinvzheihuieryijingyoudianyuntouzhuanxiang,yishuangdayanjingbushifanzhe,youdianpiaohubuding,ergenheliandanhongtongtongde,zhigougoudekanzhewo。
woyingjiezhetazheiyangdeyanshener,daoyoudianbuzizaiqilai,kaolvleyifan,zaitamianqianhuanghuangshou,wendao:“xiaomeinv,nimeiheduoba?”
shuozhe,wojiuraoguoqu,lazhegebojiaqileruanruandeta,tadaoshitingshuncong,wojiujiaqitachuleheiyejinglingjiuba。
zoudaomenkoushi,xiaomeinvpazaiwojianshangmimihuhudeshuodao:“woyouche,ni……nikaiwodechesong……wo。”
zheishiwonahaigudeshangtadechea,xinjihuoliaodelanlegechuzuche,jiangtasailejinqu,zhibenjianaixingqiliuliansuogongyujiudian,dengdaolejiudiandatingkaifangshi,wocaiwangjizijidaishenfenzhengle。
yade,zhenshishacha!woxinlianzimazheziji。
“woyoushenfenzheng。”?xiaomeinvyilianzuitaidelakaijianshangkuazhedepibao,mochuleshenfenzhengdijilewo。
wosaoleyiyanshenfenzheng,mutingting,jurancaishiqisui!woanziqiexi,zheicizhuandaole,paolegezheimeshuinendexiaomeinv,suishuochulezhangxiangqingxiutianmei,shencaiquxiandehaimeiduodakantou,danshengzainianqingshuilinga。
kaihaolefang,wobashenfenzhengjitasaijinlepibaoli,jiuchanfuzhetajinledianti。tapazaiwodejianshang,chuanzheqi,neigurehuhudeqixipudazaiwodeergenhelianshang,yangyangde。
zaidiantiliwojiuyoudianpobujidai,zhuanguolian,yongzuishizhezaineishuilinglingdeliandanshangzuoleyikou,xiaomeinvzuitaimenglongdeshuodao:“taoyanni!”danyesihaomeikangjuwodeyisi。
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