zhujiaoshichenshixingsongwanerdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《juepinkunlunshenyi》，benshushiyouzuozhe“yunjinjin”chuangzuobianxie，shuzhongjingcaineirongshi：dantongshi，yixiangdaotayaomianduideshiqing，yeshifendedanyou。“huafurenbangniduifujiangjia？”chenshixingxiaolexiao，tayaoduifujiangjia，genbenbuxuyaohuafu……
zhenggeyiyuandoukaishimangliuqilai。
suzhurencishizhengzailiuyuanzhangdebangongshi。
liuyuanzhangjieguodianhuazhihou，yelimajinzhangqilai，zaibangongshiliyoudianshoumangjiaoluan。
“kuaidianzhunbeiyixia，lihuizhangmashangjiulaile！”
suzhurenyedunshijinzhangqilai，“lihuizhang？nagelihuizhang？”
“feihua！dangranshiguojiyixuehuideliyingxionghuizhang！”
suzhurendunshitongkongyisuo，liyingxiong！neikeshiyixuejiezuidingjianderenwu！
yijuhuajiunengjuedingtamenzheixiexiaorenwuqiantuderen！
liyingxiongzenmeturanlaile？
suzhurenwendao，“neilouxianeigezhuyanpingzenmeban？”
liuyuanzhangyiting，dunshiyipaidatui。
“dui，ganjinbaneilianggerenjiwochulile，qianwanbunengranglihuizhangkandaotamen！”
“zhuyanpingzheige**，zaiguanjianshikejiworemafan，zaibuzoujiujiwodachuqu！”
liuyuanzhangxianglexiang，“suanle，woqinziqu，zheige**，wofeidechulileta！”
liuyuanzhangxialedianti，kuaibudezoudaodatingli。
suoyouyiyuandelingdaozhuanjiaquandouhuijizaileyiloudating，liyingxionglaishicha，zheikeshiyijianqiansuoweiyoudedashi。
danfanshizaiyixuejiehunde，qiantujiudouzailiyingxiongdeshouliniezhe！
“刘院长来了！”
kandaoliuyuanzhangchuxiankan，zhongrenlikerangkaiyitiaolu。
liuyuanzhangdabuliuxingdezoudaozhuyanpinggenqian，danudao。
“chouniangmen，sheirangnilaizaiwomenyiyuande，ganjingunchuqu，zaibugun，bieguaiwojiaorendaduannidetui！”
zhuyanpingheleyitiao，liansedabian。
“shishishi，wozheijiuzou！”
“shaoye，womenkuaizou！”
kerenpingzhuyanpingzenmela，chenshixingquewensibudong。
“nijiushiliuyuanzhang？nigenchenjiashenmeguojie？”
liuyuanzhanglengxiaoyisheng，huranlaqizijidebaidagua。
zaitadeyoutuixiaotuishang，heranshiyigejiazhi！
congxigaiwangxia，quandoushijiazhi！
liuyuanzhanglenglengdeshuodao，“wozheitiaotui，jiushibaichenjiasuoci！suoyidanfanshichenjiaderen，jiubiexiangzaiwodeyiyuanlizhibing！”
“qitayiyuandeyuanzhangyedoushiwopengyou，wodagezhaohu，tamenjiudedengsi！”
chenshixinglianseyinlengwubi。
“woxiangqilaile，nijiaoliuyulongba？dangchuyinweidazhewochenjiadezhaopaimaijiayao，beiwofuqindaduanletui。”
“xiangbudao，nizheiyangderendounengdangshangyuanzhang。”
“juededangleyiyuandeyuanzhang，jiunengkongzhirenshengsile？”
tingdaochenshixingdehua，liuyulongdunshizhouqimeitou。
“nifuqin？nishi……chenjiashaoye？nijingranhaiganhuijiangzhou！？”
chenshixinglengxiao，“woruoshibuhuilai，qibushirangnimenzheizhongrenxiaoyaozizaile？”
liuyulongsuijilengxiaoqilai。
“xingchende，niyetaitianzhenle，xianzaidejiangzhou，kebushishinianqiandejiangzhoule。”
“niyiwei，nichenjiahainenghufenghuanyu？”
“dangniandenijiushigewonangfei，rujinchenjiameile，nizheigefeiwuhaiyoushenmeyizhang？”
“woliuyulongyijuhua，jiunengrangnimenzaijiangzhouwufalizu！nimenshengbingle，yiyuandoubujiedaini！”
“zhidaozheishishenmema，zheishiquanshideliliang！”
“dangnianwodezheitiaotui，shinichenjiafeide，xianzai，woyaojiabeifenghaihuilai！”
liuyulongdehua，rangxianchanganjingxialai。
cishichenshixinghezhuyanpingliangren，zaidajiayanlixiandewubidekelian。
xiridedashaoye，rujinjingranluodezheibutiandi。
liuyulongdeyijuhua，jiunengrangsuoyouyiyuandoufengshachenjia，zhiyaoshirendouyaoshenglaobingsi，niyoubingquyiyuanbujinizhi，zheishihedengdetongku？
renyidanshiququanshi，jingranlianzuijibendeshengcundouzuobudao。
朱艳萍满脸泪水。
“liuyuanzhang，niyaobaochoujiuchongwolai，wojiniguixiale！”
shuozhe，zhuyanpingjiuyaoxiagui。
yibabeichenshixingjichanfuleqilai。
“zhuyi，bubiqiuta，yihuitajiugaiqiunile。”
liuyulongdaxiaoqilai，“woqiutayigechoubaomu？hahaha，xingchende，nishibushihaihuozaishinianqianni？”
“wolandegennimenfeihua，yihuiwoyoulingdaolaishicha，baoan，likebatamenlianggejiwodachuqu！”
yishenglingxia，jigebaoanshoulinazhefangbaogunzouleguolai。
zhuyanpingliansecanbai，jihushidaizhekuqiangaiqiu。
“shaoye，nikuaizouba，rangwoyigerenzaizheijiuxing！”
jiuzaicishi，huranwaimianchuanlaiyishengbaohe！
“给我住手！”
shunzheshengyindefangxiangwangguoqu，zhijianyigehuabaitoufa，chuanzhezhongshanzhuangdenanrenkuaibudezoulejinlai。
lianseyinchenwubi，etoushanghaidaizheyisihanshui，fengchenpupude。
liuyulongdunshilianseyibian，“lihuizhang！ninzheimekuaijiudaole！”
liyingxiongdelianseyouxienankan。
tadangrankuai，zheikeshichenshixingdemingling！
李英雄岂敢怠慢？
liuyulongbeigongquxideguoqushenchushou，jieguoliyingxiongkandoumeikanta，zhijiekuaibudezouxiangchenshixing。
kandaoliyingxiongdelianse，liuyulonglianseshunjianzhoubian，ganjinshuodao。
“lihuizhang，zheilianggejiushidiaomin，guolainaoshide，wozhengyaojitamendachuqu，rangninzhuangjianleshizaishibuhaoyisi！”
liyingxiongliansedunshiyilin。
要把陈先生打出去？
chenshixingdelianshangdaizheyisilengmo，“liyingxiong，zheijiushinidexiashu？”
liuyulongdunshidanu，“fangsi！jingganzhihulihuizhangdemingzi！**buxianghuoleba！”
huayinluoxia，liyingxiongyierguangchouleguolai。
啪！
一声脆响。
liuyulongdelianshangduoleyigeqingxidewuzhiyin！
beizheierguangdadeyigelieju，liuyulongyanmaojinxing，wuzhebanbianlianyouxiebumingsuoyi。
“lihuizhang，ninzheishi……”
liyingxiongdelianseyinlengdaolejidian，yaoyaqiechide，shuohuahenbudecongyafenglimianjichulaideyiyang。
“liuyulong！**zhenshizhaosia！！”
liuyulongdunshiliansedabian！
lihuizhangzenmehuifazheimedadehuo？nandao……
jiuzaizhongrenyilianyihuodeshihou，liyingxionghuranyiwanyao，chongzhechenshixingyigejiushidudeshenjugong！
“chenxiansheng！duibuqi，shiwoguanjiaowufang！qingninzefa！”
瞬间！
zhenggeyiyuandatingyaquewusheng！
tangtangguojiyixuehuidelihuizhang，jingranhuijichenshixingjugongdaoqian？
suoyourendoumudengkoudai，mianmianxiangqu。
liuyulonggengshimanliandebuganxiangxin，zhangzhezuixiangshiyifuchidaidemoyangside。
“lihuizhang，ninzenmeduitazheimezunjing？”
liyingxionglenglengdeshuodao，“liuyulong，woquanniganjinjichenxianshengdaoqian，fouze，nixingmingnanbao！”
yijuhua，rangliuyulongdelenghanshunjianhuisaxialai，houbeizhijiebeidashile！
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