《jipinkuangxu》zheibuxiaoshuogousibucuo，qianhuhouying，huangxiaoyawenbihenhao，siweihuoyue，hejinyinjiangxueshigaishudezhuyaorenwu，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:“duile，heshao，nibaitianyoushijianbu？ganghao，worangrencongyingguoyunleliangliangxianliangbandepaocheguolai。zanmenqupaojiquan？”……
第1章
“shaoye，yiniankaoheqidaole，gongxini，tongguokaohe，chengweijichengren。”
“longlao，woyaohuininghaiyitang。”
何金银飞往宁海…
dagaibantianyihou，hejinyindidaleninghai。
talaidaoyijiajiaozuo‘shuijifu’degongsimenkou。
cike，neimenkou，weileliu、qigerenzaineili。
weishoudelianggeren，shiyigezhongnianguifuheyigezhongnianguangtou。
“jiaonimendefuzerenchulai！”zhongnianguifuduizhemenkoubaoan，qishibirendao。
“dui，jiaotagunchulai，tamaideshishenmeyaoa？wojiejietuletadeyao，liandouchengshayang。jintianbupeigejibaiwan，rangnimenzheipogongsimingtianjiudaobi。”zhongnianguangtou，ehenhendekaikou。
baoanyudaozheizhongshiqing，yebuganshanzuozhuzhang，mashangqutongzhizheigongsidezongcai。
dagaishilaifenzhongyihou，yigechuanzhezongcaiolgongzuozhuang，daizheheikuangyanjing，shencaigaotiao，zuyouyimiqibadebinglengnvzi，congneigongsilizouchulai。
dangtachuxiandeneiyike，jihusuoyouderen，doujiangmuguanghuijuzailetadeshenshang。
tademeimaoshizaitaichuzhongle，naliyourenqun，zhiyaotayichuxian，tamashangjiuchengweirenqunzhongneidaozuijinglidefengjing。
“wa，zheigenvrenkezhenpiaolianga，buhuishinagemingxingba？”
“youdianxianggedamingxing，buguobitanianqing，bitagaotiao，zayikanqu，bitahaimeilie。”
“qizhihaolenga，beitakanshangyiyan，dongdekenenghuiganmao。”
“……”
bushaorenxiaoshengdetaolunzhe。
erjiuzaicishi，menkoudebaoan，chaozhejiangxuegongjingdekaikou：
“jiangzongcai，ninlaile。zheixierenfeiyaojiannin，womenlandoulanbuzhu…”
zheihuayichu，dunshijian，neiqunlaizhaoshiderendoushiyileng。
tamendoumeixiangdao，yuanlai，mianqianzheigemeiruotianxiandenvren，jiushizhei‘shuijifu’gongsidezongcai。
“yuanlai，nijiushizheiheixingongsidelaobanya…”
neilianhualedezhongnianguifu，qishibirendezhizhejiangxue，lenglengdekaikou。
“nvshi，ninzheihuashishenmeyisi？”
jiangxuezhouqilemeitou，tadequeshishuijifudezongcai，danquebushishenmeheixinlaoban。
tazuoshengyi，yizhidouhenbenfen，congmeizhuanmeiliangxindeqian。
“shenmeyisi？nikanwodelian，calenimengongsidehuazhuangpin，ranhouchengzheigeyangzile！beinimengongsidehuazhuangpinhuirongle！”
zhongnianguifuzhangjie，qifendezhizhejiangxue。
“womenzheicilai，jiushiyaozhaogeshuofa。wojiefushi‘ninghaishanghui’defuhuizhang，nimenzheici，yaobupeigejibaiwan，womenjiurangwojiefu，jiangnimendegongsijichafengle。”pangbian，neigeguangtouzhangjianbuchongdao。
tayishuohua，lianshangdehengroudouzhe，kanshangquxiongshenesha。
“jibaiwannaligou，laoniangdeyizhanglian，jiuzhijibaiwan？”zhongnianguifumozhelian，fenfendeshuodao。
tashiyoushenfendiweideren，jibaiwannalimaideletaderongmao。
jiangxuegangkaishiyiwei，zheizhishiyigeleisi‘yinao’deren，laizheiqiaozhayibi，benyiweishiqingbuda。danxianzai，tingleneizhongnianguifudehua，xinlidunshiyichen。
ninghaishanghui，yaoshiyaochafengtazheigehuazhuangpingongsi，neizhendetairongyile。
jiangxuecishi，cuzhemeitou，xinlizhengxunsizheyaozenmechulizheijianshi。
ranercishi，yigeshuxideshengyinxiangleqilai。
“furen，nizheilianpi，bushiyinweiyonglewomengongsidechanpin，jiubianchengzheigeyangzide，ershiyinweibiedeyuanyin。”cike，hejinyinzouleguolai，turankaikou。
gangcai，tabianyongzhongyisizhen，‘wangwenwenqie’zhongde‘wang’，kanchuneizhongnianguifuzhangjielianshangdedazhiqingkuang。
neibingfeishiyinweihuazhuangpindeyuanyin，ershiyinweizheinvrentizhiteshu，jiechulemouxieguominyuan，yincidaozhilianshangzhangchuang。
“heng，haixiangshualaishiba？wojiezuotianzainimengongsi，mailenimendechanpin，huiquyongleyihou，lianshangmashangjiuyoulefanying，guoleyigewanshang，lianjiuchengzheigeyangzile。haishuobushiyinweinimengongsidechanpin？”guangtouqifendeshengyinxiangqi。
“niyoushishei？neinvlaobandesijima？zheilinaliyounishuohuadefen？”
zhongnianguifuzhangjie，zhijiepielehejinyinyiyan，buxiedeshuodao。
ercike，mianduizheigeturanmaochulaideren，gongsimenkousuoyouderen，doujiangmuguangchaotakanleguolai。
zongcaijiangxuejiandaota，haichayidelengleyixia，zhihou，fanyingguolai，tuokouerchu，dao：“haonigehejinyin，nihaizhidaohuilai？niyanli，haiyoumeiyouwozheigelaopo？”
老婆？
zheimeiruotianxian，bidamingxinghaiyaopiaoliangheyouqizhidezongcainvshen，juranjiehunle？
ertadelaogong，jiushimianqianzheige，chuanzhe‘posu’，kanshangquyoudianxiaobailiandenanren？
neiyike，gongsimenkouweizhedenanren，douchaohejinyintoulaixianmu、jidudeyanshen…
“nishitalaogong？neime，zheigongsi，zhenzhengdehuashirenshinile？”zhongnianguifuzhangjie，chaohejinyinkanlai。
zheihuayichu，dunshijian，pangbiandejigebaoan‘puchi’yishengjiuxiaoleqilai。
duiyuhejinyin，suiranlikaileninghaiyinian，danshizheixiebaoanshirenshitade。
douzhidaohejinyinyiqian，shiyigechiruanfandeshangmennvxu，xianzai，tingdaoneizhongnianguifu，wenzheigongsishibushitade，dunshijianjiurenbuzhuchixiaoleqilai。
erjiuzaicishi，jiangxueyedengleyiyanhejinyin。
“woshitalaogong，buguozheigongsi，bushiwode…”hejinyinkaikou：“furen，nidelian…”
“bizui，hejinyin，bieluanshuohua…”
jiangxuezhenxiangyibazhangwanghejinyinlianshangchouqu。
zheiwonangfei，yihuilai，jiuxiashuoshenmehua？
nanbucheng，tahaixiangchashouchulizheijianshi？
jiutaneidiannengli，tanengxingma？
hejinyincishi，haijixushuodao：“furen，womengongsidechanpin，youneimeduodenvshizaiyong，weihezhiyouninyigeren，lianshanghuichuxianzheizhongfanyingni？weishenmebieren，jiubuhuini？”
“heng~~”zhongnianguifutinglezheihua，buyoulenghengleyisheng，zhizhehejinyinshuodao：“nizheiyisi，shiwoguyilaienimenlou？”
hejinyinyaoleyaotou，“nishibushiguyilaiezhawomen，wobuzhidao，danshi，niyoubing，neishizhende。”
“xiaozi，nitameshuoshenme？zuibajiwofangganjingyidian？”cishi，guangtounantinglezheihua，qifenwubi，jiuyaoluxiuzishangquzouhejinyin。
neizhongnianguifu，yezhizhehejinyin，qideshouzhifazhandao：“haohao，wozhangzheimeda，haimeizheiyangbiequguo。xiangshualaijiusuanle，haimaren？nimawoyoubing，wokannimenquanjiadouyoubing。neipeichangshenmede，woyebuyaole。woxianzai，jiuyaonimengongsidaobi。nimenjiwodengzhe，woruoburangwolaogongbanimengongsijichafengle，woxingzhangdebamingzidaoguolaixie！！”
tashizhendebeihejinyinjiqihuaile。
danhejinyin，shishuozhende。
zheizhongnianguifu，shizhendeyoubing，tadeleyizhongjiaozuo‘guominxingshizhen’deyinxingpifubing，zheizhongpifubing，yidanjiechudaomouxiezhiminyuan，neime，jiuhuichufataneibing。ruguobujishijiyuzhiliao，neimehuironghaishixiao，shenzhi，haihuiyoushengmingweixian。
hejinyincike，jiubazheihuajitafushuleyibian，tongshishuodao：“nizheibing，wokeyibangnizhihao，erqie，chedigenchu。”
“woyoubing？nibangwogenchu？nishiyishengma？zheimenianqingdeyisheng？”neizhongnianguifu，yilianzhiyidewendao。
“shenmeyishenga，tajiuyigechiruanfande，shiwomengongsizongcaideshangmenlaogong，doumeixueguoyi。”zheigeshihou，pangbiandeyigebaoanshizaikanbuxiaqule，renbuzhuchakoudiguleyiju。
“meixueguoyi，haishuowojiejieyoubing？nizheishizaimarenba？nimenhaizhenshixiaozhanga，maidechanpin，bawojiejiedelianjigaohuale，xianzaiwomenlaizhaonimenpeichang，nimenhaiburenzhang。xianzai，haishuowojiejieyoubing？”guangtounankaikou。
neizhongnianguifu，tingdaohejinyinshiyigemeiguoyi，lianbaoandoubishideruanfannan，danjiushizheiyangyigeren，quezaizheimeduorendemianqianmatayoubing。shunjian，tadenuhuo，jiubeichedidianranle。
zhiyujiangxue，xianzaitadelian，lengdexiangshieryuedehanshuang，yaobushixianzairentaiduo，tazhenxiangyibazhangwanghejinyinlianshangchouguoqu。
zheihundan，xiashuoshenmegui。
还人家有病？
takanhejinyincaiyoubing，shenjingbing！
zheihundan，yiqianyejiuwonangyidian，xianzaichuquyinian，huilaiyihou，naoziyehuaile？
cike，hejinyinhaixiangshuoshenmehua，jiangxueganjinkaikouhechidao：“hejinyin，nijiwobizui！！zaishuohua，nizheiliangtiandoubiexiangchifanle。”
hejinyinyitingzheihua，yaoleyaotou，yejiubishanglezuiba。
zhiyupangbianneijigebaoan，tingdaozheihua，dourenbuzhuxiaoleqilai。xinshuozheihejinyin，haizhenshigeruanfana，xianzaihaole，laopoyaobujitafanchile。
jiangxuecishi，ganjinchaoneizhongnianguifushuodao：“zhangfuren，buhaoyisi，buhaoyisi，neigebushiwomengongsideren，tagangcaidehuadoushiluanshuode。ninbiefangzaixinshang，ninzheibianyaopeichangdehua，womengongsihuifudan，nindeyiqieyiliaofeiyong，jingshensunshifeiyong，womendouhuipeichang。”
suiranjiangxueyejuedezheishihenyuan，danshi，nengyongqianjiejuedeshiqing，jiuyongqianqujiejue。
jibaiwansuiranbushao，dantajiangxuehaishikeyifudandeqi。
“bu，xianzai，laoniangbuxuyaonimendepeichangle。nimenjiudengzhegongsibeichafeng，ranhoushenqingpochanba！！”
neizhongnianguifu，shizhendeshengqile，zhijielenghengleyisheng，jiezhe，bianwuzhelian，caitazhegaogenxie，pengpengdezoushanglepangbiandeyiliangaodia6，ranhou，hetadailaideneijigeren，yangzhangerqu。
daoci，jiangxuedelianbiandegengjiacanbaile。
takanzheyipangdehejinyin，qidezuichundouzaiduosuole。
zheihundan，pingshiwonangjiusuanle，nishuoniwonang，nibieshuohuaa。xianzaihaole，zheihundan，xiashuohua，baninghaishanghui‘fuhuizhang’defurenjidezuile。
ninghaishanghui，zhijiezhangguanninghaidegongsi，shanghuidefuhuizhang，yaogaotayigexiaoxiaodeshangren，neihaibushiyijuhuadeshi。
“ni…ni…”jiangxuezhizhehejinyin，qidehuadoushuobuchulaile。
yipangdejigebaoan，yedoukanzhehejinyin，zaineiyaotou。
zheihejinyindedaming，jiangxuegongsilihenduorendoushizhidaode。suirantazheilikaileninghaiyinian，danshilaoyuangongdouzhidao，tashijiangxuedelaogong，erqie，shiyigeshizuderuanfan。
lianjiangxuegongsidebaoan，douqiaobuqita。
“nijiwoxianjingongsi…dengwowanshangyoukongle，wozaishoushini。”jiangxueyaozheya，yongyifuyaosharendebinglengyuqi，duizhehejinyinshuodao。
hejinyingenzhejiangxuejinrulegongsili。
jiangxuecishi，madoulandequmata，zhuyaoyeshishiqingtaiduo，meishijianma。
taxianzai，zhengxiangzheyaozenmechulinei‘ninghaishanghui’fuhuizhangfurendeshiqingle。
“ai，xianzai，zhinengzhaoguanxi，quqingqiuneifurenyuanliangle。”
jiangxuetanleyikouqi，naqishoulidedianhua，kaishijiyiqianrenshideyixieguanyuandadianhua。
keshiyitongdianhuadaxialai，dabufendoushikouli‘ngng’，zuishang‘haha’，kanneimoyang，doushidoubuxiangguanzheishile。
“linglingling~~~”lingwaiyibian，mishuneili，haibuduandeyoudianhuadajinlai，doushiyinweizuijingongsizijinlianduanque，ranhouneixiekehupatagongsidaobi，tiqianguolaicuiweikuande。
tabeizheixieshiqing，gaodezhendeshijiaotoulane，kanzhehejinyinzuozaiyipang，xianggemutouyiyang，gengjianaonuheshengqi。
“zhenshiyidianshiqingdouzhiwangbushangtaa，shenmedoubuhuizuo。jintianyihuilai，jiutongleyigelouzi，wozenmezhaolezheiyangyigewonangdelaogong。”jiangxuexinlitanxi。
“zou，ganjinzou。kanzhenijiufan，nijiwohuijiaqu。”jiangxuejuedingyanbujianxinbufan，huizheshou，ranghejinyinhuijiaqu。
“xuejie，wozheiyinianzaiwaimian，xuelediantouzi。yaobu，wolainigongsi，bangnidemang？”hejinyinshuodao，taxianzai，duiyutouzifangmiandedongxitingjingtongde。tazheizhunbeihuilaibanglaopo。
“buyong！nihuijiaba，huiqudangdaye。wokebuganguni，nizheihaimeishangban，jiujiwodezuileren，zheiyaoshigunishangban，yihoudedarenwu，nibudeyigegedezuiyibian？haiyou，wozheigongsi，gujiyeyaodaobile，gubuqinizheigedaye…”
jiangxuexinhuiyileng，huizheshou，ranghejinyinxiaoshizaitamianqian。
hejinyinzhangkaizuiba，yuyanyouzhi，xiangshuozijikeyibangta，yaoqiandehua，10geyiyinei，yi1gexiaoshizhinei，doukeyijita。
zhiyuneininghaishanghuifuhuizhangfurendeshiqing，tayekeyigaoding…
一个电话的事情。
danzheixiehua，haimeilaidejishuo，jiangxueyijingshengqidedengzheta，dao：“nizaibuzou，wojiaobaoangannile。”
何金银：“……”
zuizhong，hejinyintanleyikouqi，zheixiehua，yejiulanzaiduzili，meiyoushuochuqu。
“neihaoba，woxianhuiqule。jinimenzuofanqu…”hejinyinwenhedeshuodao。
“gun，ganjingun…”jiangxuewunai，zheijiushizijidelaogonga，yigedananren，meitianjiuzhihuizuofan。zhenshiqisiren，wonangdaojiale。
hejinyinlikailegongsiyihou，jiunachu‘hejia’zhuanmendeshouji，jilonglaodaleyigedianhua。
“dududu~~~”dianhuatongle，lingyitou，xiangqileyigegongjingdeshengyin，“heshao。”
“longlao，woxiangzhaonibanggemang，yaodianqian。”hejinyinkaimenjianshandeshuodao。
“yaoqian？duoshao？”longlaowendao：“yaobu，xianjini10geyi，nazhedangshenghuofei。”
“xing。”hejinyindiantou，yinguodepangda，na10geyi，zhendejiuxiangdangyunalingqianyiyang。
“neishaoye，wozaijintianzhinei，jiangneiqiandanidezhuanyongyinxingkali。”longlaoyoushuodao。
“ng，hao，duile，longlao。haiyoujianshi，womendechengyuan，youbuju‘ninghaishanghui’ma？”hejinyinyouwendao。
kebuliao，longlaoneibianchenmoleyihuier，shuodao：“haoxiangmeiyou…”
“zheiyanga…”hejinyinyoudianshiwang。
danjiuzaicishi，longlaodeshengyin，zaicixiangqi，“ninghaizhishiyigeshi，dijiledian，womenzhiqianbingmeiyouzaineibuju。ninghaishangmiandejiangnanshengwomenyoubuju，jiangnanshengshanghuide‘huizhang’tangzheng，zhengshiwomenderen。”
“neinibatadedianhuajiwo，woquzhaota，rangtabanggemang。”hejinyinkaikou，shuozhe，bajintianjiangxuedeshiqing，gaosulelonglao。
longlaotingleyihou，mangshuodao：“zheizhongshiqing，nalixuyaoshaoyeqinzichumian。laonulaijiuxingle。”
“neihaoba，youlaolonglaole。zuihaojiujintianqushuozheishi，wolaopojintianyinweizheishi，fandemeitoudouzhouchengyituanle，wozheikanlexintonga。”hejinyinshuodao。
“haohao，mashanganpai，mashanganpai…”
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栏目：都市
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作者：吸金公主
栏目：都市
渣男让我打掉孩子，十年后他儿子喊我妈
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栏目：都市
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