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精彩章节

yezhuqunli，loushanglinju@quantichengyuan：“woerzijiehun，lijin8888，50wanyishangdechequdanghunche，

piaoliangdanshennvyezhusiliaozhaopiandangbanniang。”wojujuehou，taqishixiongxiongdizamen：“zhengdongloujiuchanile，

ganjinjiqian！”woxiaole，nachushouji：“8888taishao，jinizhuan88888。”duifangdaxi，

xiayimiaoquepaoxiaorulei：“**fadeshibiaoqingbao！”tayiweiwoshiruanshizi，keyisuiyinanie。

tabuzhidao，woneigeyoukuangzaozhengjianding、darenbusuanfanfadebiaodi，yijingzuoshanglelaizheilidegaotie。

1【ding】shoujizaiyezhuqunlizhendongleyixia。shi1801deliyingjun。“@quantichengyuan，

woerliboxiazhouliudahun，putiantongqing。lijintongyi8888，tugejili。jialiyou50wanyishanghaochede，

zhudongbaomingdanghunchedui。lingwai，bannianghaichayiwei，loulipiaoliangdedanshennvyezhu，keyisiliaowofazhaopian，

xuanzhongleyoudahongbao。”qunlisiyibanjijing。jifenzhonghou，caiyoujigepingshiaipaimapideyezhuchulaidayuanchang。

“gongxigongxialaoli！”“ligeerzizhenshiyibiaorencai，xinniangzikendinghenpiaoliangba？”liyingjunhenshouyong，

falegedeyidebiaoqing。“neishi，woerxifujiapeijiayitaoshizhongxindefang，xiaomenxiaohuwomenkekanbushang。

”tahuafengyizhuan，you@lewo。“@1701linwan，niyigedaxuelaoshi，kaigebaoma5xi，

danghunchechuochuoyouyuba？renyezhangdebulai，banniangyenile。lijinjidezhuanwo。”wokanzheshoujipingmu，

juedehuangtangyoukexiao。womenhenshuma？wozhijiezaiqunlihuifu：“buqu，buji，budang。

”qunlishunjianzhaleguo。liyingjundetouxiangzaiwodemingzihoumianfengkuangtiaodong。“linwannishenmeyisi？

bujiwomianzi？”“niyigedanshennvrenzhuzheimehaodefangzi，linlizhijianbanggemangzenmele？”“wogaosuni，

biejilianbuyaolian！”wolandelita，zhijiejiangshoujidiaochengjingyin。kemeiguoshifenzhong，wojiamenbeizadezhentianxiang。

“linwan！kaimen！nijiwochulai！”shiliyingjun，taneigongyasangziwoyitingjiuzhidao。wocongmaoyanlikanchuqu，

tahetalaopozhangguifenlianggerenduzaiwomenkou，manlianhengrou，qishixiongxiong。“linwan，nigexiao**，

ganbuhuiwoweixin？jintianbubaqianjiaole，budayingqudangbanniang，nibiexiangansheng！

”zhangguifenzaipangbianbangqiang：“jiushi！yigewaidilaide，zaiwomenzheierzhuangshenmeqinggao？zhengdongloujiuniteshu？

”wolengxiaoyisheng，dakailemen。liyingjunkanwokaimen，yiweiwopale，xiabataidegenggaole。“suannishixiang！

ganjinde，8888，xianzaijiuzhuan！”womeishuohua，zhishiduizhetajuqileshouji。pingmushang，

shiyigejudadeweixinzhuanzhangbiaoqingbao，shangmianplejigedazi：【zhuanzhang88888，jininlaomaiguancai】。

liyingjundelian，shunjiancongdeyiyangyangbiandetieqing。talengleliangmiao，suijibaotiaorulei。“**shuawo！

”tayangqishoujiuyaochaowolianshangshanguolai。wohoutuiyibu，zaitashouluoxialaizhiqian，“peng”diyishengguanshanglemen。

menwaichuanlaitaqijibaihuaidezhoumahegengyonglidezamensheng。“xiao**！niyouzhongbiechumen！”**zaimenshang，

tingzhewaimiandezaoyin，botonglewuyededianhua。“wei，baoanma？1801deyezhuzai1701menkounaoshi，

yanzhongyingxiangwoxiuxi，qingnimenchuliyixia。”henkuai，baoanshangloubatamenquanzoule。shijiezhongyuqingjingle。

woyiweizheijianshijiuzheimeguoqule。danwodigulewulaidexiaxian。2dangtianwanshang，wogangtangxia，

tianhuabanshangjiuchuanlaile“dongdongdong”detuozhuaisheng。xiangshiyourenzaituozhechenzhongdejiajulaihuizoudong。jinjiezhe，

shigaogenxiecaizaidibanshangde“dada”sheng，haiyouhaizipaotiaodejianjiaosheng。wozhouqimei，kanleyanshijian，

lingchenyidian。zheijiaren，shiguyide。wodaishangersai，fanlegeshen，shituwushi。keneizaoyinbianbenjiali，

shenzhikaishiyoujiezoudiqiaodaqilai，yixia，yixia，youyixia，jingzhundiqiaozaiwodeshenjingshang。worenwukeren，

congchuangshangyiyueerqi。xing，nimenburangwoshui，neidajiajiudoubieshuile。

wocongchuwujianlifanchuyigeheisedexiaohezi。zheishiwozhiqianweileyingduiloushangzaoyinteyimaide“gongzhenyinxiang”，

yejiao“louchaoshenqi”。zhiyaobatatiezaitianhuabanshang，

jiunengrangloushanglinju360duwusijiaoditiyanlitihuanraoyin。

wobayinxianglaolaoditiezaiwoshitianhuabandezhengzhongyang，lianshanglanya，diankaishoujilideyinlebofangqi。

gedanshiwozaojiuzhunbeihaode——《zhongjinshuyaogunjingxuan100shou》。yinliangdiaodaozuida。dianjibofang。

yishunjian，cierdedianjitashenghesihoudegeshengchongmanlezhenggefangjian。womanyidixiaolexiao，

daishangzuihaodejiangzaoerji，huichuangshangtangxia。zhenggeshijie，shunjiananjing。budaowufenzhong，

wodeshoujikaishifengkuangzhendong。shiliyingjundalaide。woguaduan。tayouda。wozaiguaduan。jiezhe，

yezhuqunlikaishifengkuang@wo。liyingjun：“@1701linwan！**shibushiyoubing！

dabanyefangshenmeguiyinle！”zhangguifen：“quedewanyier！jiaodequanjiadoushuibuzhe！

mingtianjiuqunixuexiaojubaoni！”wozhaixiayizhierji，manyouyoudizaiqunlidazi。“e？

yuanlainimenyejuedechaoa？wohaiyiweinimenxihuanzheizhongrenaoni。”“bicibici，nimenshenmeshihouting，

woshenmeshihouguan。”liyingjunqidezaiqunlifaleyizhangchuanyuyin，quanshiwuyanhuiyu。womeizailihui，

pingbilequnxiaoxi。zheiyiye，womenliangjia，gongxiangleyaogundekuanghuan。zhidaolingchensidian，loushangchedimeiledongjing，

wocaiguandiaoleyinxiang，anranrushui。3diertianyizao，wozaidiantili“ouyu”leliyingjunfufu。

diantimengangguanshang，zhangguifenjiuyinyangguaiqidikailekou。“yo，zheibushilinlaoshima？zuowanshuidehaoma？

”womeikanta，zhishidandandihuileyiju：“tuofu，shuidehenhao。”“ni！”zhangguifenbeiwoyeleyixia，

liansezhanghong。liyingjunyibajiangwotuidaodiantijiaoluo，yanshenxionghen。“xiao**，jinilianleshiba？

xinbuxinwojintianjiusileni！”“zenme？xiangzaidiantilidongshou？”wotaiqitou，zhishizheta，

“zheilidejiankongkeshigaoqingde。”liyingjundedongzuoyijiang。zhangguifenquebuyiburao，zhizhewodebizima。

“yigechoujiaoshude，zhuangshenmeqinggao！haibushigemeirenyaodeershouhuo！

woerzijiehunrangnidangbanniangshikandeqini，nibiebushitaiju！”“woerziyaoqudeshihaomenqianjin，

nizheizhonghuose，jiwoerzitixiedoubupei！”tayueshuoyuejidong，tuomoxingzidoukuaipendaowolianshang。

woyanedizhouqimei。“zuibafangganjingdian。”“wojiubufangganjing！zenmele？nigesaohuli，

yigerenzhuzheimedadefangzi，buzhidaobeiduoshaolaonanrenshuiguo……”tahuameishuowan，

woyangshoujiujiletayibazhang。qingcuidexiangshengzaixiaxiaodediantilihuidang。zhangguifenwuzhelian，mengle。

liyingjunfanyingguolai，nuhouyishengjiuchaowopuguolai。“nigandawolaopo！”wozaoyoufangbei，

zaitakaojindeshunjian，taiqijiao，chuanzheshilimigaogenxiedejiaogenhenhendicaizailetadejiaobeishang。

“ao——”liyingjunfachuyishengzhujiao，baozhejiaotiaoleqilai。diantimen“ding”deyishengkaile。

yiloudatanglizhanzhejigedengdiantidelinju，doumudengkoudaidikanzhewomen。wozhenglileyixiabeinongluandeyifu，

caizhegaogenxie，youyadizoulechuqu。liyingjunzaishenhoupaoxiao：“nijiwodengzhe！wobaojing！

”jingchahenkuaijiulaile。diaoqulediantijiankonghou，jingchaduiliyingjunfufujinxingleyansudepipingjiaoyu。

“diantineishouxianjinxingyanyuwuruhetuisangdeshinimen，linnvshishuyuzhengdangfangwei。”zuihou，yinweixunxinzishi，

liyingjunfufubeichuyi500yuanfakuan。nazhefakuandan，liyingjunfufudeliandoulvle。tamenkanzhewo，

yanshenlichongmanleyuandu。woyiweitamenhuixiaotingjitian。meixiangdao，tamende**，zaiyicishuaxinlewoderenzhi。

dangtianxiawu，liyingjunjiuzaiyezhuqunlifabulexindegonggao。“@1701linwan，woerzijiehun，

woqinjianeibianyaolaibushaoqinqi，jiudianzhuzhebufangbian。nineigefangzida，xiantengchulaijiwomenqinqizhujitian。

fanzhengniyigerenyezhubuleneimedadifang。”“lingwai，banniangdeshimeideshangliang，nibixudang！

zheishiniqianwomende！”wokanzheshouji，qixiaole。bawodefangzirangchulaijitamenqinqizhu？haiyaowodangbanniang？

zheishibawodangchengshenmele？woyishidao，genzheizhongwulaijiangdaoli，shixingbutongde。putongdefanji，

yezhihuirangtamenbianbenjiali。shishihou，qingwode“wangpai”chuchangle。wobotonglebiaodiguzededianhua。“wei，

xiaoze，youkongma？laijiezheierzhujitian。”4guzeshiwoxiaoyideerzi，jinniangangmanershi。

renzhangdegaodashuaiqi，yimibabadegezi，yishenjianzirou，kanzhejiutebieyouanquangan。dantayougemaobing。

tayoujianxiexingkuangzaozheng，bingqiezaiyiyuanyouzhengshidejiandingzhengming。pingshikanqilaigenzhengchangrenmeiqubie，

shenzhiyoudianneixiangmiantian。keyidanbeijinu，qingxushikong，jiuhuixiangbianlegeren，zhandoulibaobiao，liuqinburen。

xiaoyiyizhiweicifachou，shuozheihaiziyihoukezenmeban。woquejuede，zheishishangtianciyutade“wuqi”。

duifujunzi，womenyongli。duifuliumang，jiudeyonggenghendeliumang。guzejiedaowodedianhua，

erhuabushuojiumailezuijinyibandegaotie。diertianxiawu，woxiabanhuijia，faxianjiamendabukaile。

yaochi**qu，zenmeningdouningbudong。suoxinxiangshibeishenmedongxiduzhule。woxinliyichen，

likejiuxiangdaoleliyingjun。guoran，wogangnachushoujizhunbeijiaokaisuoshifu，

liyingjundenaodaijiucongloutikoutanlechulai。tayiliandeyidikanzhewo。“yo，linlaoshixiabanle？

zenmebujinqua？”“shibushimenhuaile？aiya，zheifangzidezhiliangjiushibuxing。yaobu，

jinwanquwomenjiajiji？”tashenhou，zhangguifenyezoulechulai，baozhegebo，xiaodexingzailehuo。

“womenjiakemeidifangjinizhu，nihaishiquzhujiudianba。zhenghaobafangzikongchulai，woqinjiamingtianjiudaole。

”woqidehunshenfadou。“shinimengaodegui？”“shuohuayaojiangzhengju。”liyingjuntanletanshou，yilianwugu，

“sheikandaoshiwomengandele？”woniejinlequantou，zhengyaogentalilun，shoujixiangle。shiguze。“jie，

wodaonixiaoqumenkoule，nizaina？”woyanjingyiliang，yadishengyinshuo：“wozaijiamenkou，nizhijieshanglai，

1701。”gualedianhua，wokanzheliyingjun，lengxiaoyisheng。“hao，wodengzhe。”liyingjunyiweiworensongle，

gengjiaxiaozhang。“dengzheganma？dengwoqingnijinquhechaa？wogaosunilinwan，jintianzheimen，nibiexiangdakai！

zheifangzi，niyebiexiangzhule！”tahuayingangluo，diantimen“ding”deyishengkaile。

yigegaodadeshenyingconglimianzoulechulai。guzebeizheyigeshuangjianbao，chuanzhejiandandebaitheniuziku，

qingchunyangguang。takandaowo，yanjingyiliang，xiaozhehan：“jie！”ranhou，

takandaoleduzaiwomenkoudeliyingjunfufu，lianshangdexiaorongmanmanshoulian。“jie，zheiliangshishei？”“loushanglinju。

”woyanjianyigai。liyingjunshangxiadaliangzheguze，jiantazhishigenianqingxuesheng，yanlishanguoyisibuxie。

“nididi？zenmezhe，jiaorenlaile？wogaosuni，jintianjiaosheilaidoumeiyong！”tazhizheguzedebizi，

taidujiqielie。“xiaozi，kannijiedemianzishang，wojinigejihui，xianzaigun，bieduoguanxianshi！

”guzemeishuohua，zhishibabeibaocongjianshangquxialai，qingqingdifangzaidishang。ranhou，takanxiangwo，

qingshengwen：“jie，jiushitamenqifuni？”wodiandiantou。dedaolewodequeren，guzedeyanshenshunjianbianle。

neishiyizhongwocongweijianguode，bingleng、baolideyanshen。tadongle。shenyingkuaidexiangyidaoshandian。

wozhikandaotayigejianbuchongshangqu，yibajiuzhuliyingjundeyiling，

lingyizhishouhaobuliuqingdiyiquanzazaitadelianshang。“peng！”chenmendejidasheng。liyingjuncanjiaoyisheng，

bixueshunjianjiupenlechulai。zhangguifenjianjiaozhepushanglaixiangzhuaguzedelian。“nigandawolaogong！wogennipinle！

”guzetoudoumeihui，fanshouyigeliluodeguojianshuai，zhijiebayibaisansishijindezhangguifenjirenglechuqu。

zhangguifenxianggepomadaiyiyangshuaizaidishang，bantianmeipaqilai。zhenggeguocheng，buguoduanduanjimiaozhong。

liyingjunbeidamengle，guzequemeitingshou。tabaliyingjunanzaidishang，yiquanyiquan，haobuliuqingdizaxiaqu。

“qifuwojie？”“peng！”“wangwojiejiamensuoliguanjiaoshui？”“peng！”“rangwojiebafangzitengchulai？

”“peng！”meiyijuzhiwen，doubansuizheyijizhongquan。liyingjunhenkuaijiubeidadebiqinglianzhong，kudiehanniang。

“biedale！biedale！wocuole！”“jiuminga！sharenla！”tingdaodongjing，tamenjiamenkaile，

taerziliboheyigekanzhejiuxiangqinqidezhongniannanrenchonglechulai。“zhushou！niganshenme！

”libokandaotababeidachengzhutou，yanjingdouhongle，chaoqiloudaolidexiaofangshuanjiuxiangwangguzetoushangza。

guzexiangshibeihouzhangleyanjing，mengdiyiceshen，duokaigongji。ranhoutayijiaochuaizailibodeduzishang，

batachuaidedaofeichuqu，zhuangzaiqiangshang，bantianchuanbuguoqi。

neigezhongniannanrenyebei“zhanshen”futideguzehepoledan，zhanzaiyuandi，buganshangqian。wolengjingdinachushouji，

kaishiluxiang。ranhou，wozoudaohaizaiaihaodezhangguifenmianqian，jugaolinxiadikanzheta。“xianzai，

haiyaowobafangzitengchulaima？”zhangguifenhedeyiduosuo，liangundaipadiwanghoutui。guzedaleile，

zhongyutingleshou，zhanqishen，pailepaishoushangdehui。tazoudaowoshenbian，gangcaineigubaolideqixishunjianxiaoshibujian，

youbianhuileneigeguaiqiaodedidi。“jie，nimeishiba？”woyaoyaotou，

bashoujilizaojiuzhunbeihaodeyizhangzhaopiandijiyijingheshaledeliyingjunkan。

neishiyizhanggaizhehongzhangde《jingshenjibingzhenduanzhengmingshu》。【xingming：guze。zhenduan：jianxiexingkuangzaozhangai。

】woweixiaozhe，yiziyijudiduitashuo：“wobiaodi，youjingshenbingjianding。daren，bufanfa。”“xianzai，

nikeyixuanzebaojing。huozhe，peichangwomenjintianzhujiudiandeqian，zaibamensuojiwoxiuhao。

”liyingjunkanzhezhaopianshangdehongzhang，zaikankangengemeishierrenyiyangdeguze，chedishayanle。talianshangdebiaoqing，

bichileshihainankan。zuizhong，tacongyafenglijichujigezi。“wopei。”dangwan，

woheguzezhujinlewuxingjijiudian。fangfei，liyingjunfude。tahailianyeqinglekaisuoshifu，

huanlezuigaojidezhinengmensuo。bingqie，peichanglewoyibijingshensunshifei。wokanzheweixindaozhangdeyiwankuai，

zhidaozheiliangzi，shichedijiexiale。5liyingjunguoranyanbuxiazheikouqi。diertian，