zhujiaojiaozhaoyangliushiwendexiaoshuoshi《jipinlongxuzhaoyang》，tadezuozheshinanhaidaxiasuobianxiededoushishenghuofenggedexiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：“e，e，gan，wozheijiuqu。”zhaoyangbuzhizheishigexianjing，zhixiangzheduozhengdianqian，gualedianhuajiucongcongmangmangbanshiqule。hahaha！302haosushefachuleyizhenchangkuangdedaxiaosheng。“zouzouzou，kanxiqu。”...
“zhaoyang，bangwodapingshui，daihuijiniwumaoqianxinkufei。”
“zhaoyang，shunbianbangwodailiangpingyinliaoshanglai，wogenchenhaojinicougezhengyikuai。”
“zhaoyang，daihuishanglaibangwobawazixile，e，haiyouwodekucha，wojiniwukuai，jinwannidewancanjiuyouzheluole。”
302susheli，xuzheng，chenhao，liuchuanyilianxinvedekanzhezhaoyang，jinqingxiangshouzhezhipeizhaoyangzheigexiangxialaideqiongxueshengsuodailaide**。
tamendoushishiliren，jialiyouqian，zirankanbuqizhaoyangzheiyangdeqiongxuesheng，hehuozhuonongqifuyijingshijiachangbianfanle。
“hao，yipingreshui，liangpingyinliao，haiyoubangliuchuanxiyifu...”
chuanzhejiuyundongfudezhaoyangxunsunachuyigexiaobenbenbagangcaishiyoumendeyaoqiuquanbujilexialai，ranhoubiantizhereshuihubuhuangbumangdexialouqule。
tayezhidaoneixieshiyoukanbuqita，buguowusuowei，takaozijidelaodonglizhengqian，buhanchen。
zuizhuyaodeshitazuijintanleyigenvpengyou，duozhengdianqianyenengjinvpengyoumaidianlingshishade。
“pei，gengeershaziyiyang。wojiubumingbaile，liushiwenzenmejiukanshangtazheierhuole，zanmenxinagenandebubitaqiang。”
wangzhezhaoyangdebeiyingxuzhenghenhendiwangdishangtulekoutuomo，manlianyuannian。
“ha，nishuoliushiwena，tazaogenwangshaogaodaoyiqiqule，zhaoyangzheixiaozibeirenlvledoubuzhidao，haimeitianlezizidejiliushiwensongzaocan，chuncuierbaiwu。”
陈浩幸灾乐祸道。
“sha，shashihoudeshi，wozenmebuzhidao？”
yitingzhaoyangbeirenlvle，xuzhengheliuchuandunshixingfenbuyi，zhuazhechenhaodegeboyilianbaguadexunwenqilai。
“hehe，zheihaizhendejiade，shangzhouwogenwonvpengyouchuqukaigefang，zhenghaopengdaowangshaoheliushiwenle，erqie，zheiyigelibaiba，liushiwenmeiwandouhewangshaoyiqizai3haoloushangzixi，zheishizhidaoderenjiuduole，kexijiumeiyigerengaosuzhaoyang，bachengdoudengzhekantaxiaohuani。”
chenhaoyilianedudexiaodao，henshiweizijinengdezhizheigemimierdeyi。
“he，guoran，wojiuzhidaoliushiwenneimepiaoliangdenvrenzenmehuixihuanzhaoyangzheizhonghuose，bachengshidoutawande。”
徐峥说道。
“ai，woturanxiangdaoyigehaozhuyi，buruzanmendadianhuajiaozhaoyangxianzaijiuqu3haolouqinyankankanliushiwenhewangshaoyuehui，xiangbitadelianseyidinghaokandehen。”
刘川突然提议道。
“hao，haozheigezhuyihao。”
“真是妙极了。”
zheigezhuyilijidedaolexuzheng，chenhaodeyizhizantong，erhuabushuo，chenhaobianjizhaoyangdalegedianhua。
zheibianzhaoyanggangdawanshuiyoujixuzhengmaileyinliaodasuanhuisushe，turanjiedaolechenhaodianhua：
“wei，zhaoyang，woturanxiangqidianshi，niquyaodianjiwomaiyihetaotaosongdao3haolou201qu，wopengyouzaineidengzheyongni，zheigehuojiniyibaikuai，haohaogana。”
“taotao？songjiaoshi，zheiheshima？”
zhaoyangjiejiebabadewendao。
“heshi，youshabuheshide，xianzaishashehuile，wandejiushi**，nikuaidianquba，shuobudinghainengkanchanghaoxini，bieshuozheihuonibugana，niyaozhenbugan，wozhaobierenle。”
陈浩捂着嘴奸笑道。
“e，e，gan，wozheijiuqu。”
zhaoyangbuzhizheishigexianjing，zhixiangzheduozhengdianqian，gualedianhuajiucongcongmangmangbanshiqule。
哈哈哈！
302haosushefachuleyizhenchangkuangdedaxiaosheng。
“zouzouzou，kanxiqu。”
陈浩大叫着。
“同去。”
“同去。”
sangerenyiwofengdechongchulesushe，budanrucihaiaizhebapangbiansushedemenqiaoleyibian，huishenghuisedebazheijianshixuanyangyifan。
hualala，jihuzhenggexidenanshengdouwang3haojiaoxuelouyongqu，doudengzhekanzhaoyangdexiaohuani。
3号楼201
jiaoshilimeibierenjiuliushiwenhewangtaoliangge。
liushiwenshixiligongrendexihua，zhangde**qingchunkeren，wangtaoqueshige**，zhangzhejialiyouqian，huannvpengyougenhuanyifuyiyang。
cikeliushiwenzhengtangzaiwangtaodehuaili，lianggerengongyongyigeerjitingzhege，wangtaoyibianyongshouzailiushiwendeshenshangzhuazhuamomo，yibianwendao：
“ai，woshuonigenneigezhaoyangzenmehuishia，wotingrenshuotashininanpengyoua。”
“切。”
liushiwenbuxiedepiepiezui：
“nibietingrenluanshuo，shineixiaozizizuoduoqing，woneitianzhibuguochaolexiatadezuoye，jiugengegoupigaoyaoyiyangnianshangle，tiantianjiwosongzaocan，fandoufansile。”
“he，kewotingshuoneixiaozijinisonghuaniyemeijujuea，nibushixiangjiaocailiangtiaochuanba。”
wangtaoshuozhezhongzhongdezailiushiwenxiongkounieleyiba。
“哎呦。”
liushiwenkuazhangdejiaoleyisheng，louzhewangtaoqueloudegengjinle，diashengdiaqideshuodao：
“wangshaoninongtengrenjiale，neixiaozizenmenenggenninbi，tajinintixiedoubupei，wozenmehuikandeshangta。”
“zaishuole，renjiadouhenineigele，nizenmehaibuxiangxinrenjiani，neixiaozikelianwodeshoudoumeipengguo。”
“shima，neinikedenachudianchengyijiaowoxiangxinlou。”
王涛笑嘻嘻的说道。
“wangshaoxiangyaoshenmechengyi？”
liushiwenmuguangshanshanxianranyidongleqing。
“吻我喽。”
wangtaoxieeyixiao，huagangshuowan，liushiwenyijingzhudongdeqinwenguolai，wangtaodeshouyehaobukeqideshenruleliushiwendequnzilibian。
jiuzailianggerenganchailiehuozhiji，jiaoshimenturanbeirentuikaile，zhaoyangnazheyihetaotaochonglejinlai，youdiangangadebawanyifangzaiwangtaopangbiandezhuozishang，xiaoshengshuodao：“shi，shichenhaojiaowosonglaide。”
yinweiliushiwenbeiduizhetapazaiwangtaohuaili，tabingweifaxianyanqiandenvrenshizijinvpengyou。
wangtaotaitoukanleyiyan，dunshilele：
“aiya，zheibushizhaoyangma？”
“liushiwen，nikuaikan，ninanpengyoulaile，haijizanliangsongtao，zeze，zheishideyouduotiexina。”
刘诗雯？
tingdaozheigemingzi，zhaoyangdunshiyouzhongwuleihongdingdeganjue。
bu，bukenengde，liushiwenneimewanmeidenvrenzenmekenengzaijiaoshilirucifangzong？
liushiwenshizijidenvpengyoujuebuhuihebiedenanrenguihunde。
raner，shishijiushizheimecanren。
liushiwencongwangtaodehuailipaleqilai，yanzhongmeiyouyisidekuijiu，yibianxizhezijichenyideniukou，yibianlengbingbingdeshuodao：
“zhaoyang，nizheigefeiwu，sheijiaoniguolaide？”
“haijiwohewangtaosongtao，nishiyouduojiana。”
“buguonilaideyehao，wozhengshixuanbuwangtaoxianzaishiwonanpengyou，zhiyuninaliangkuainadaizhequ，yihouzaiganchanzhewo，wangshaobuhuifangguonide。”
wuqingdehuayujiuxiangcidaohenhendizhazaizhaoyangxinshang，taqiangrenyanlei，nannanziyu：“weishenme，zheidaodishiweishenme？”
“哼！为什么！”
liushiwenlengxiaoyishengmengditigaoleshengyin：
“yinweiwangshaodebabashiwangshijituandezongcai，jialiyoushangyidecaichan，kandaowangshaojiwomaidebaomei，jiwankuaidelvnijianguomani，xiangnizheiyangdeqiongxiaozizanshangsiniandouweibimaideqi，haiwenwoweishenme，gunba，biewenweishenmele。”
“我明白了。”
zhaoyangyanzhongdefennuhereqingandanxiaqu，qiangrenzhexintongxiangyaolikai，queyoubeiwangtaojilanzhule：
“xiaozi，tingshuonihenxihuanjiliushiwensongzaocan？”
“yihoubiesongle，wodaitachixican，zheishinimaizaocandeqian，nazheqiangundanba。”
wangtaoquchuleyibachaopiaoshuaizailezhaoyanglianshang，haihenhendechouletayierguang。
zhaoyangmeiyouhaishouyemeiyouditoujianchaopiao，momodezhuanshenlikai，zhishizaixinlifalehen——
wangtao，liushiwen，nimenzheiliangge**，zongyouyitianwoyaobajintiandexiurujiabeihaijinimen。
zoulangli，daochuzhanmanleren，yikandaozhaoyangchulai，lengchaorefengdunshichaoshuibanpulai：
“zeze，zheibushizhaoyangma，zheimekuaijiubeishuailea，laihamaxiangchitianerouwangwangjiushizheixiachang。”
“xiongdikankaidian，xiangyaoshenghuoguodequ，toushangbixudaidianlv，buruniyihougenzhewangshaohunba，jiaoliushiwendasao，wangshaokendingnengjinibushaolinghuaqiande，hahaha。”
“nikantazheifeiwuyang，beirenqifuchengzheiyangjuranyijuhuadoubushuo，shibushibeiqifushalea。”
“zoula，zoula，bie**tale，wanyitiaoleloujiubuhaole。”
kanxiderenyihongersan，zhaoyangqueyiranruxingshizourouwangqianzouzhe，yebuzhiyaozouxianghefang，zhidaoyizhentuwudedianhua**xiangqi：
“zhaoyang，zaixuexiaoguodehaihaoba.”
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