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第8章
“haole，dajiaanjingyixia。”
zuoweierzhongdexiaozhang，wangqinianyixiangdoubijiaowenzhong，danraoshiruci，ciketalianshangyehanjianfuxianlejidongzhise。
zaichangdelaoshizhong，zhiyouliuyuhelidahaizhidaoyuanyin，qitalaoshibuqingchuwangqinianturanzhaojigebandebanzhurenzuoshenme，buguangjiaolaitamenlai，haijiaolaileliangmingxuesheng，zheishizaigaoshenme？
“nandao，youdashifasheng？”
“xiaozhang，ninzheicijiaowomenlaiyoushenmeshiqingxuanbuma？”yiminglaoshichushengwendao。
“没错。”
wangqinianhahayixiao，saoleyiquanzaichangdelaoshi，zuihoubamuguangfangdaolesumoheyanjiuxiliangrenshenshang，huanhuankaikoudao：“zheicidewulijingsaichengjiyijingchulaile，womenxuexiaohuodelelianggejiangxiang。”
cihuayichu，zaichangdesuoyoulaoshilengle，erzhongyijingyouhenzhangshijianmeiyounaguojiangle，zhangdaotamenzheixielaoshidouyouxiejibuqing，turanzhidaobenxiaodexueshenghuojiang，erqieyilaijiushiliangge，fenfendouganjueyoudianmenghuan。
“什么？”
“xiaozhang，zheigexiaoxishizhendema？”
“huodelelianggejiangxiang？xiaozhang，nishibushigaocuole？”
“xiaozhang，womenxuexiaodouhuodeleshenmejiang？
......
zaichangdelaoshiniyijuwoyiju，dunshi，changmianjiubiandegencaishichangside，renaojile！
“dajiaanjing，tingwoshuo。”
wangqinianmanlianxiaorongdao：“zheiciwulijingsai，woxiaoyouliangmingxueshengjinruleqiansanming，jiushimenkoudezheiliangweixuesheng，sumoheyanjiuxitongxue。”
shunjian，suoyourendoukanxianglemenkoudesumoheyanjiuxiliangren，yiminglaoshikandaoliangrenshoujingranlazaiyiqi，likechushengzhiwenleqilai。
“nimenlianggehaodadanzi，jingrandangzhezheimeduolaoshidemianshouqianshou，buzhidaoxuexiaodexiaoguima？shibushiyiweiyoudianchengjijiukeyimuwushizhangle？”
kaikoudeshigaosanliubandebanzhurenlilan，tayizhidouliuyudoubufuqi，pingshenmeliuyuyigexinlaidexiaoyatoupianzikeyidaisanban？
lilanzaierzhongdanrenlaoshikuaishinianle，yizhizaidaichengjizuichadeliuban，haoburongyisanbanbanzhurenyizhikonglechulai，benxiangzheyizijidezilizheigejihuizhinengshuyuta，danwanwanmeixiangdao，jingranhuibeiliuyuyigeshixishengqiangzhanxianji，jiuyinweizheijianshi，takeshizhaolewangqinianhaojici，danzuihoudoubulelezhi。
suoyi，zaikandaosumoheyanjiuxideqinmidongzuoshi，lilandiyishijianjiufennudihechileqilai，sumoshiliuyudailaide，buyongcaisumokendingshisanbandexuesheng，jiranshiliuyudexuesheng，neitajiugengbuhuishouxialiuqingle。
“lilaoshizheihuajiuyouxiehucheleba？”
dandandeshengyin，yinqilesuoyoulaoshidezhuyi，baokuoxiaozhangwangqinian，sumowangqianzouleyibu，bayanjiuxidangzailezijideshenhou，bujibuxudao：“wohexiaoxiyizhiduilaoshidoushifenzunjing，conglaiyemeiyouguomuwushizhangdexingwei，gengmeiyouzheizhongxiangfa，buzhidaolilaoshihechuciyana？”
zheifencongrong，danding，rangsuoyoulaoshiyanjingyiliang。
“哼！”
lilanlengshengdao：“xuexiaomingwenguidingjinzhixueshengtanlianai，nimenlianggebuzhidaoma？gangcainimenzaiganshenme？buyaoshuonimenzhishizhengchangdetongxueguanxi，nirenweizheihuawohuixinma？”
“mofei，niyiweizaichangdelaoshidoushishazima？”
zheijiditupaotingdeqitalaoshifeichangbushuang，meishidaishangtamenzuoshenme？
sheibuzhidaolilangensanbanbanzhurenliuyuguobuqu，xuexiaojiuzheimeda，sheidouzhidaozheijianshi，suoyililandadeshenmezhuyi，suoyourenxinlidougenmingjingyiban。
“meicuo，woheyanjiuxitongxuejiushizaitanlianai。”
sheiyemeixiangdao，sumojingranhuidangzhezheimeduolaoshidemianchengrenzheijianshiqing，fenfenbujiedikanzhesumo，tamendouhaoqijiexialaisumohuishuoshenme。
“但是！”
果然还有下文！
sumoduizhelilandandanyixiao，dao：“danshi，zheijianshiqingxiaozhangzhidaoa，talaorenjiakeshiqinzipizhun。”
“什么？”
所有人都傻眼了。
校长批准？
怪不得！
guaibudeliangrenzheimeguangmingzhengda，yuanlaixiaozhangzhidaozheijianshi，zheijiubuqiguaile！
liuyuyanzhongchongmanlechayizhise，tahaiyiweisumohuibazijijigongchulai，meixiangdaosumojingranhuizheiyangshuo，xinzhongjingranchuxianleyisiganjizhiqing。
ruguosumobayuanbendeshiqingshuochulai，neiliuyuyidinghuishoudaochufa，danshi，xianzaibuyiyangle！
谁敢处罚校长？
zheibushizazijidefanwanma！
zhengzaihechadewangqiniantingdaosumodehua，chadianpenlechulai，xinghaofanyinggoukuai，meirenfaxianyichang，naodaishangqueguazheyitouwenhao。
tashenmeshihoupizhunsumotanlianaile？
tagenbenbuzhidaozheijianshiqinga！
“校长？”
lilanbukesiyidikanzhewangqinian，diqibuzudikaikouwendao：“xiaozhang，zheidoushizhende？”
“dangranshizhende！xiaozhanggenwoshuo，zhiyaowohexiaoxijinruzheiciwulijingsaideqiansanming，jiutongyiwomentanlianai。”
wangqinianhaimeiyoushuohua，sumobianqiangxianhuidadao，tongshihaibuwangjiwangqinianshilegeyanse。
“meicuo，queshiruci！”
wangqinianshenmeshiqingmeijianguo，zaikandaosumojitadiyansedeshihou，zhijiediantouchengren。
不帮？
chuxianlelianggezheimeyouqianlidexuesheng，baobeihailaibuji，nashedechengfaa！
“xiaozhang，keshi......”
“xingle，lilaoshi，zheijianshiqingyoushijianwomendandutan，xianzaihaiyouzhongyaodeshiqingxuanbu。”
lilanhaixiangshuoshenme，zhijiebeiwangqinianchukoudaduan，xinzhongneishiyiwangebufuqia！
xueshengzaolian，zheinandaohaibuzhongyaoma？
danshixiangguixiang，zheixiehualilanzhinengfangzaixinlitucaoyixia，wanwanbuganshuochulai。
“zheiciwulijingsaidiyimingshigaosansanbandesumotongxue，diermingshigaosanyibandeyanjiuxitongxue，rangwomenyireliedezhangsheng，gongxiliangweitongxuenengqudezheimehaodechengji。”
wangqiniandaitouguqizhanglai，qitalaoshizaizhenjingdangzhongyegenzheguqizhanglai。
没听错吧？
zheicidewulijingsai，tamenerzhongjingranbaolanleqianliangming？
zheizhongbisai，bushiyizhidoushiyizhongdetianxiama？
这是在做梦吗？
很显然，不是！
jiulianlilantingdaozheigexiaoxideshihou，yebujindailedai，suiji，xinzhonggengjiajiduleqilai，ruguotadaisanbandehua，zheigegonglaojiushitade。
“duiyuliangweitongxuedeyouyibiaoxian，zuoweiguli，xuexiaojuedingmeirenjiangliyiqianyuanjiangjin。”
duiyuwangqiniandejueding，suoyourendoumeiyouyijian，bijing，zheijianshiqingshouyizuidadehaishixuexiao，shenzhitamenhaijuedejianglidetaishao。
“jintianzhaonimenlaijiushixuanbuyixiazheigexiaoxi，huiquyihoubazheijianshiqinggenxueshengmenshuoyixia，rangsuoyouxueshengdouxiangsumoheyanjiuxixuexi。”
wangqinianlianshangdexiaoyijiumeiyoutingxialaiguo，linzoudeshihou，jiaozhuleliuyuhelidahai，yijisumoheyanjiuxi。
“sumotongxue，nishuoshuoba？”
dengdaosuoyoulaoshiliquyihou，lidahaikanxiangsumoyanzhongmanshizhiwenzhise，yanjiuxikeshiyibandejiaoao，tadedeyimensheng，zenmeyemeixiangdaosumojingranbayanjiuxijiguaipaole，xinlishuobuqineishibukenengde！
sumohaimeiyoushuohua，liuyubianqiangxiankaikoudao：“zheijianshiqingguaiwo。”
“哦？”
wangqinianhelidahaijingyadikanzheliuyu，tamenmeixiangdaoliuyujingranyechanhelejinlai。
kanlai，zheijianshiqinglingyouyinqinga！
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