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tianhaishizhongxin，moukafeiguandebaoxiangnei。
“shiqingjiushizheiyang，wobushinilaopo。”tangyaominleminkafei，dandandao。
ganggangtangyaoyijingbashiqingdoushuolechulai，biaomingtashidaitiliutianyunqucantingjianyehuande。
zheiranghuangeqideyayangyang。
zheimegemeijiaoqishuomeijiumeile？taikuile！
“liutianyunshiba？nijiushiwolaopo？”yehuanqiaozheerlangtui，kanxiangliutianyun，yuqibutaihao。
yuqibuhao，danhuangexinzhongshifenchayi。
goushifujizijizhaodezheigelaopo，jianzhipiaoliangdaolejidian，biqixifangneixieguojiadegongzhudouchabuduo，shenzhiyouyoushengzhi。
weiyidequedianjiushi，tailengle！
实在太冷了！
liutianyunshenshangyouzheyizhongjurenyuqianlizhiwaideqizhi，wuguanjingzhiderutiangongdiaozhuoguo，bilishifenwanmei，yanjiaoxianeikemeirenzhigengshiruhualongdianjingyiban，rangbinglengdeedanlianbiandehuoluoqilai。
tachuanzheyishenbaisexifu，xifuxiashiyijianjiazhishuwandejifanxinvshichenyi，henhaodezhanxianletadeaorenshencai。
“laopo，wowennihuani。”jianliutianyunmeichusheng，yehuanyoushirangdao。
liutianyundaimeiyitiao，dao：“zhuyinideyanxing，womenhaimeijiehun。”
“neizhenghao，zanmenshangliangyixia，yaobuniqutuihun？”yehuanjilejimei，shuodao。
liutianyunlenglexia：“weishenme？”
tashifenchayi，zheinanrenbushigeselangme？kandaozijidezise，tabushiyinggaiduizijiqiongzhuimengda？
下秒，她就恼了。
“haiweishenme？nizhengtianbengzhegelian，buzhidaodehaiyiweiwoqiannierbaikuaiqianni，gujinisanshisuijiuyaodaogengnianqile，wochidakuia。”
huayingangluo，qifendunshijiangdaobingdian。
“砰！”
liutianyunlianseyichen，zhijiepaizhuozhanqi。
yehuanmeitouweizhou，yanjishoukuai，qishenhouyoushoumengrantanchu。
“niganshenme！”liutianyunlianseyibian，zhijiehuzaishenqian。
kedongzuomanleyibu，chenyixiongkouchudeniukou，yijingbeiyehuanduoleguoqu。
yehuanjiangniukouzhiyubijian，zhongzhongdewenleyixia，zuijiaoqiaoqi：“zhenxiang~”
“biantai！”yipang，tangyaoxiudiwuzhulelian，buganzaikan。
liutianyunquantousisizuanjin，yanshenrudaoyibanfengli。
ruguoyanshennengsharen，huangejueduisileyibaiyuci。
buguotadeyoushouhaiwuzaixiongkouweizhi，buranchunguangjiuwaixiele。
“zht-7，miguojunfangzhudaoyanzhidezuixinxingqietingqi，xiaoqiaobianxie，nengjiangshengyuanqingxidechuandadaozuiyuan1000gonglideweizhi。”
yehuandandandeshuodao，qingqingyinie。
“咔。”
niukousuiliekailai，yigeermaiyangshideqietingqilulechulai。
“qietingqi？”liangnvqiqilengzhu。
yehuanjiangqietingqirengjinleliutianyundekafeizhong，fachulezizizideshengxiang：“ganggangshiweilehunxiaoshixian，wocaishuoneixiehua，zuochuneixiejudong，buhaoyisi。”
“qietingqi？weishenmewoniukouli，huiyouqietingqi？”liutianyundaimeijincu，lianseqicha。
niukouchudeqietingqi，yidingnengjiangzijisuoshuodehuaquanbuchuanshuchuqu。zheiyangdehua，tianyunguojizhongduodeshangyejimiqibushidoubeixielulechuqu？
“wozhidaoweishenme。”yehuankaikoudao。
“说说看。”
“kendingshinizhengtianbengzhelian，bierenyiweiqianniqianle，zheishibuxianghaiqiansuoyibaofunini。”
liutianyundaimeidunshidaoshuqilai。
“kaiwanxiaodoubuxingma？zhenmeijing！”yehuanpielepiezui，dao，“duifangnengbazhuangzheqietingqideniukouyuniyuanbenniukoujinxingzhihuan，shuomingduifanghenirenshi，shenzhiheniguanximiqie。zhiyujiantingnideyuanyin…wohaizhencaibuchulai，buguokendingbushihaoshi。”
liutianyunningzhongdidianlediantou，renkeyehuandeshuofa。
danshizijidesuoyouyiwudoushiqinshouxide，bingmeiyouqingrenbangmanga，erqiezheiduanshijianyinweimeiyingdeyuangu，gongzuofanmang，yizhishigongsihejialiangtoupao，meiquguoqitadifang。
jialimeiyourenherendezongji。
难道问题出在公司？
柳天韵脸色微凝。
“zongcai，ninjintianhaiyouzhengshini，biewangjile。”tangyaofuertixingdao。
“好。”
liutianyundianlediantou，meizaixiangjiantingdeshiqing。
dangwuzhijihaishijiejuezheizhuangwawaqindewenti，tadakaibaobao，quchuyifenwenjian，yuyizhiheiseshuibi，yiqipaizaizhuoshang。
“签字吧。”
“shenmedongxi。”yehuanyilianyihuo，naqiwenjiankanlekan，dunshilianseyihei。
“临时婚姻协定。”
“shuangfangyujiehunriqikaishi，zhiliangnianhouzhengshilihun。”
“hunyinqijianshuangfangbunengfashengshijixingdeguanxi，jinzhinanfangyongyiqieshouduanqiangponvfang，fouzenvfangyouquanzhuijiuxingshizeren。”
“nanfangyouyiwupeinvfangjianjiazhang，bingbiaoxiandebinbinyouli，henvfangshifenenai。”
“zuoweibuchang，lihunhounvfangzhifunanfangyiyihuaxiabi。”
yehuanzuijiaochoulechou，zheinvrenhaizhencongming，buxiangjiehunjiugaolegelinshihunyinxieding，liangnianhoulihunjiushunlichengzhang，youwushuliyoule。
birushenmeyaoxiangshenghuoguodequ，toushangzongdedaidianlv…
“juedemeiwentijiuqianba。”liutianyundandandao。
yehuannaqishuibi，huahuadezaishangmianqianxialezijidemingzi。
liutianyunluchumanyidebiaoqing，zhediehaohetongleshouhuilebaozhong，dao：“buchongyitiao，zheiliangniannixuyaohewozhuzaiyikuai，yifangwojiarenturanshangmen。”
“meiwenti，zhenghewoyi，bijingzhuzaiyikuaicainenggenghaozhengfuni。”
liutianyunxinligedengyixia：“nishenmeyisi。”
“liudazongcai，niyiweiwoshiweishenmeqianzi？”
“weileneiyiyihuaxiabi？xiangaosuniyixia，wodeliangnianshijiankebuzhineimedianqian。”
“wojuedeba，hualiangnianshijianzhengfunizheizuopiaoliangdebingshan，haoxiangyehaibucuo，bineiyiyiyouquduole。”
yehuanzuijiaoshangyang，xiaomimidishuodao。
zhenggebaoxiang，dunshiyaquewusheng。
cikenapashiyidishuidizaidishang，kongpayenengqingxikewen。
征服自己？
liutianyunmianruobingshuang，paizhuozhanqihoushuangshouchengzhezhuozi，meimouzhishiyehuan：“budebushuo，nixiangdehenmeihao！”
“woxiangxin，woxiangfahenmeihao，xianshiquebuhuihengugan。”
yehuanxiaomimidiyutaduishi，haishibushideheshangyikoukafei。
tangyaodalegejiling，yishidaobunengzaizheiyangxiaqule，lianmangdayuanchangdao：“zong…zongcai，womenxian…xianhuiquba，haiyougongzuoyaochulini。”
liutianyunmeilihuitangyao，ershijixushuodao：“duoshaorenxiangzhengfuwo，tamendoubiniyouxiu，jiashidoubinihao，kenijiandaoyourenchenggongguome？”
“bumannishuo，neixierenzaiwoyanli，doushichouyulanxia。”yehuantanletanshou，“erqiewozheiren，jiuxihuantiaozhanyounandudeshiqing。”
话音刚落…
liutianyunguiyidexiaochulesheng。
shumiaohou，tatingxialexiaosheng，naqibaobaohoujiuzhuanshenliqu。
“nizhenshide，zenmeyourenaolezongcai！”tangyaoyaoyaqiechi，taochuyizhangzhitiaoyuyichuanyaochidijiyehuan，“zheishizongcaizhudedifang，jinwannijiubiequle，zongcaizhengzaiqitoushangni。mingtianshizhoumo，buyongshangban，daoshihounizijiguoquba。”
yehuanjieguozhitiao，yibalazhuletangyaodeshou，xiaomimidao：“xiaobaitu，yaobunijiajiwoba，wotouliutianyundeqianyangni。”
“没门！”
tangyaoxiufenbuyi：“niyaoshizaishuozheizhonghua，jiusaocesuoquba！”
叶涣嘴角上扬。
“xiaobaitu，nihaoxianga。”
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