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zhangxiaoshitingxiongtaitoudeshuodao：“wojuedeninvertinghaode，heshizuowodeqizi！”
“呵呵！”
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yankanzhegujiaojiaozaiyipangxiaodedeyi，tayaoyaoya，dahoudao：“xiang！”
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gujiaojiaomeimouyifan，jiaoxiaodao：“xiaoshitou，nizhenxiangquwo？”
“想！”
zhangxiaoshizhengerzhongzhidehuiying。
shifulinsiqianjiaodaitasanjianshi，diyi，zhongjianshengdaomen；dier，shimenzhibao——xuehunyudingbixubaocunhao，budewailu；disan，jiushiyifengxin。
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zhiyushibushiyinweigujiaojiaozhangdetaimei，zheigezhiyoutazijicaizhidao。
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gujiaojiaoyoushijishengjiaoxiao。
danxiayimiao，tadelianseshunjianbiandelengruobingshuang，zhiwendao：“nishuoquwojiuquwo，dangbenxiaojieshinijiazhongdedabaicai，xiangzhaijiuzhai？”
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gujiaojiaodunshichouleyikouliangqi，youzhongyiquantouzazaimianhuashangdeganjue。
tazhuanshenjiuduifuqinsajiaodao：“baba，nikanzheijiahuo，taqifuwo！”
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“咳咳！”
gufeipengqingqingsangzi，chenshengdao：“zhangxiaoshi，nixiangquwonver，wobufandui，danshi，pingnixianzaidezhuangkuang，kongpayangbuqiwonverba？”
zheijiushibianxiangdefanduile。
zhangxiaoshitingchulaile，angshouxiaodao：“ququqiancaieryi，woxiangyaoqingeryiju！”
“好！”
gufeipengyipaidatui，dangjishuodao：“wokeyijiniyigechengnuo，zhizhiyaoninengyanghuowonver，wokeyichengquanni。buguo……”
talengxiaoyisheng，jixudao：“wogufeipengcongbuqifuren，jiujiniyigenengwanchengdemubiaohaole，yinianliangqianwan！”
gujiaojiaotingdaozheibianjiehuashuodao：“xiaoshitou，wobabashuoyibuer，shuoliangqianwanjiuliangqianwan，benxiaojieyetongyi！”
yinianzhuanliangqianwan，shiputongrennengwanchengdema？liangfunvmingbaizhekanbuqizhangxiaoshi，jitashetaoni。
“好，我答应！”
zhangxiaoshizhuazhuatou，shifenrenzhendeshuodao：“wojiushipanimendaoshihoufanlianburenrena，yaobuzanmenligeziju？”
“哼！”
gufeipengzhongzhongyishenglengxiao，heilaodadelinlieqixisanfakai，zhenggeketingdoushiliangsousoude。
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shuowanjiuxieleyizhangyuedingshu。
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“我……”
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“噗……”
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“慢着！”
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gujiaojiaoshuangmoushanguojingya，xiaowen：“nizhennengkandechulai？”
“dangran，woshiyisheng！”
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“你说真的？”
gujiaojiaozhengyaoshuohua，gufeipengyibajiangtaladaoshenhou，hunshenliqidewendao：“xiaozi，zhiqiandeshiwokeyikanzainishifudemianzishang，bugennijijiao，danniyaoshigannawofurendeshizuofa，laozihuirangnizhidaoshengburusishishenmeziwei！”
heilaodadehua，sheiganbuxin？
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shengdaomensangeziliangchulai，ranggufeipengmeitouzhizhou。
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zhishishengdaomenzaiguwujieshishenmeshuiping？
gufeipengyouxiejidan，bijingguwujiederen，duitalaishuotaishenmile。
“跟我来！”
gufeipengzhuanshenshanglou，zhangxiaoshiduigujiaojiaosongsongjian，xiaohehedegenshang。
“chouxiaozi，xiangqubenxiaojiekemeineimerongyi，kanwozenmezhini！”
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