doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《jipinxiaoxiangshi》shizuozhe“yaonieshusheng”zuixinchuangzuowanjiedeyibengaozhiliangjiazuo，juqingweiraozhurengonglidaoranliubingyuandejinglizhankai，xiangyaoyiduweikuaidewangyou，kuaikuaishangche：di12zhang“xiaozi，wokanniyejiuhuishuoliangjufenglianghua，xiangnizheizhongrendagaibuzhidaosanyeshishenmerenba？yaoshimeiwoxiaohongleichumian，yulanjituanzheiyiyiwuqianwande....
第12章
“xiaozi，wokanniyejiuhuishuoliangjufenglianghua，xiangnizheizhongrendagaibuzhidaosanyeshishenmerenba？yaoshimeiwoxiaohongleichumian，yulanjituanzheiyiyiwuqianwandezhangbaifenzhiyiwandeyaodashuipiao。”
jiezhezhuantoukanxiangchenjiawen，xiaozheshuodao：“jiawen，wozhidaonimenchenjiacaidaqicu，buguoyaoshizheibijukuanyaobuhuilai，nizheibinhaishiyulanjituanzongcaideweizipashiyedetuiweirangxianba。”
chenjiawendaimeijinzhou，xiaohongleizheihuashuodemeicuo，dantabuzhidaodeshichenjiajingchengneibianyechulezhuangkuang，duiyuxianzaidechenjiawenlaishuo，zheiyiyiwuqianwankeyijiuhuobinhaiyulanfenbu，yekeyirangchenjiachedituichubinhaishichang。
buguochenjiawensisuolepiankezhihouhaishijujuedeshuodao：“xiaoshao，jiubumafannile，womenchenjiadeshiqingwozijilaijiejue。”
“hahaha，nizijijiejue，nikaoshenmejiejue，kaozheigexiaobaoanma？”
xiaohongleiyilianqingmiedekanzhelidaoran，huoxugongfushangtabushilidaorandeduishou，danshishangzhanzhizhong，lidaoranlianjizijicaxiedoubupei。
lidaorannaodaiweiweiyixie，kanxiangchenjiawen，wendao：“jiawenjie，yourenqianzanmenjituanqianbuhaima？”
chenjiawendianlediantou，yuanbenzheijianshiqingchenjiawenshibuyuanyishuode，danhuaganhuashuodaozheigefenshang，chenjiawenyezhihaobashiqingshuolechulai。
“zhiqianheisanyishangyedaikuandemingyicongyulanjituandaizouleyiyiwuqianwan，shuohaolebannianweiqi，jieguobuguangdaodibuhai，zanmenderenqunadiyafangchandeshihouhaibeitamenderenbaoda......”
lidaoranpadeyishengpailedatui：“taniangde，qianqianbuhaihaizhuangdaye。jiawenjie，woshizanmenjituandeyifenzi，gengshenweibaoanfuzejituancaifuherenshendeanquan，zheishiwoguanle。”
cihuayichu，xiaohongleijirenhongtangdaxiao，xiangshikangeshaziyiyangkanzhelidaoran。
“woshuoxiaobaoan，wojianguobuzhitiangaodihoude，haishidiyicijiandaonizheimebupaside，peifu，peifu。”
“nizhidaoheisanshenmerenma？binhaiditouzhu，duoduojiaozhenggebinhaishidouyaodousandouderen，niguanle，niguangedaxiguaa！”
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chenjiawenzhangtanyikouqi，yeshiwukenaihe，zaitakanlaijiusuanshizouchengxu，zheibiqianyebukenengyaohuilai，zhihenzijidangshitingxinlexiaohongleizheijirendejianyibaqianfanglechuqu。
“daoran，zheishiniguanbule，zuohaonidebenzhigongzuojiuxingle。wozijihuixiangbanfade。”
lidaoranmingbai，yaoshichenjiawenyoubanfa，xiaohongleijiubuhuinazhezheijianshiqinglaiyaoxiezijile。
“tingjianmei，nimenchenzongdourangnibieguan，xiangbalao。”
“jiawen，wopingshijiuzaiwobieshuli，niyaoshixiangtonglejiuguolaizhaowo。”
shuowan，xiaohongleidaizhejigemingyuanyangzhangerqu。
chenjiawenjinjinwozheyushou，shouzhijiazaishouxinliliuxialeshenshendehenji。
lidaorangangyaokaikou，quebeichenjiawenlanlexialai：“daoran，woshuole，zheijianshinibieguan。wobuxiangnichushi，mingbaima？”
yigunuanliuxunsuyongshangxintou，zheihaishitazicongxiashanzhihou，diyigeruciguanxinzijideren。
lidaoranmeiyoujiehua，xinliquedadinglezhuyi。
yulanjituanzheiyiyiwuqianwandezhang，tashiyaodingle！
shangwanbanzhihou，lidaoranqishangdianlvfengkuangdewangjialiqiqu。
shennanxueshuole，jinwanshangyouzhongyaodekeren。
denghuidaojiali，shenlianfengzhengzuozaishafashangyukerenpantanzhe，shennanxuezeshizuozaiyipang，ouerchashangyiliangjuhua。
kerenshigeershijisuidenianqingrenchuandezhuguangbaoqi，fengliutitang，tantubufan，shoushangdelaolishimantianxinggengshicuicanduomu。
xiangbilidaoranyishentulituqidebaoanfu，xiandegewaideliangyan。
neinianqingrenshangxiadaliangzhelidaoran，mouguangzhizhongchongmanlediyi。
“daoran，guolai，jinijieshaoyixia，zheiweishichengshao，chengshijituandeshaodangjia。chengjiadelaoyezigengshijunzhongzhongyaorenwu，dongjingzhanqudejilianga。”shenlianfengxiaozhejieshidao。
lidaorandianlediantou，shifenyoulimaodeshenchushoulai。
“程少你好。”
chenghuikanleyiyanlidaoran，lenghengyisheng，genbenmeiyouwoshoudedasuan。
lenglengdekanzhelidaoran，jinguanzhiqianshenlianfengyijinggenchenghuishuoleyixialidaorandeqingkuangshenfen，buguochenghuiyijiububatakanzaiyanzhong。
“jiushinijiulenanxue？”
lidaorangangadeshouhuishouqu，zhijieyi**zuozaileshennanxuedepangbian。
shennanxueyouyinuoleyixia**。
lidaoranbuzaiyi，qiaoqierlangtuixiaodao：“meicuo。qishiyijiarenmeishenmejiubujiude。”
“dangshiwomeiyouzaiguonei，yaoshiwozaiguonei，yidinghuizhaojiquanguozuiyoumingdeyishengtaidouweinanxuezhiliao。”chenghuikanzheshennanxueshuodao。
lidaoranlenghengyisheng，zhenjianduimaimangdeshuodao：“neihaizhenshibuqiao，nanxueyiyoushi，ninjiubuzaiguonei，ninkezhengoumangde。”
程辉脸色一变。
shennanxueneixinyixi，benlaitajiuduizheigechenghuibuganmao，meiciyiyoushijiugezhongshangmen。
buguozenmeshuochenghuiyeyeshijunren，zaijunzhongyouzhongyaodiwei，jiashangchenghuiyeshilaikanzijideyushikaikoudao：“lidaoran，haohaoshuohua。”
fandaoshichenghuizuochuyifushifendadudeyangzi：“suanle，suanle，nanxue，bijingtashiyigexiaobaoan，meilimaoyeshizhengchangdeshiqing。”
jiezhechenghuibapangbianyigejinhenalechulai，wangzhuozishangyifang。
“nanxue，weilezhuhenidabingchuyu，woteyizaiguowaidepaimaihuishanggoudeyifuzhengbanqiaowanniandelanzhutu，yebugui，jiuhualeliangqianduowan。wozhidaonixihuanlanzhugaoyadepinzhi，teyisongjinide。”
shennanxuekanleyiyan，yiliandelengdan。
benlaichushenxingwudetaduizheizhongangguishuhuabingbuganxingqu，zhijiejujuedao：“wobuxihuanshouzangzheixie，liwujiububile。”
chenghuitaojinhushuodao：“nanxue，zheinijiutaikeqile。zanliangbenlaijiushijunxiaodetongxue，suishuohoulaiwoqirongcongshang，danzheixienianlaizheifenqingyikeshiconglaidoumeiyoujianguoyifenyihao。”
lidaorantiaoletiaomeitou，zheijiahuoshizaixuanyao？
takanleyiyanzhengfuhuadeqiyunbianlianlianyaotou。
“chengshao，ninakuaijiahualaisongjishenjiangjun，haishuoshiliangqianwan，zhenbupashanzheshetoua。”
“你放屁！”
chenghuitengdeyixiazibianzhanleqilai，yuanbenneizhongwenwenruyadexingxiangdunshixiaosanquanwu。
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