《jipinxiaoxiaowei》zheibenxiaoshuoganggangshangxianjiubeishouduzhedexihuan,benshuzhuyaojiangshudeshichentangyangwenshanzhijiandegushi,xiaoshuodechuangzuozheshi“simaxu”dada,gushizhuyaojiangshudeshi:“zheibushilejiashaoye?tabushibeidaxiaojiejinzusangeyue?zenmehuichuxianzaizheili?”chentangxinxiang,tabenwushi,youshihaoqi,zhijiejiugenshangle……
第5章
zaichentangshuixiadagaiyigeshichenhou,yangwenshancongcongmangmangdizoudaohuayuan,yikandaobeidadaodehuapen,tadoushaleyan。
“zhei......zhei......canle,daxiaojiehuilaijiucanle!”yangwenshannannanziyu,ranhoutamashangjiuquqiaochentangdefangmen,yingshengshengdijiangchentangchaoxing。
“chentang......zheishizenmeyihuishi?nizenmezaishuijue?”yangwenshanzhejidishuodao。
“laoyang,shenmezenmehuishi?wozhishishuileyihui,nazhidaoniyaolaishichagongzuo,kebunengkouwodegongzi......shigongqian。”chentangyaotouhuangnaodishuodao,tatingdaoyangwenshandouzhihutademingzi,tayegancuijiaoyangwenshanweilaoyang。
“chentanga!nizhibuzhidaonizuolecuoshi,nikankanzheihuayuan,chengleshenmeyang?zheicicanle。”yangwenshanzhejidishuodao。
“huayuan?”chentangzheicaixiangqi,tashuodao,“dengdeng,zheiguanwopishi,doushineitiaosigou,jiaoshenmexiaoqijiangjun,quanbudoushitazuode,duile......haiyouneigexiaoluoli,niyaozefajiuzhaotamenqu。”
“e......xiaoluolishishei?”yangwenshanwendao。
“xiaoluolijiushi......woyebuzhidaotashishei,fanzhengzheihuayuanlimiandehuadouhewowuguanjiushile。”chentanghenyonglidituixiezijidezeren。
kandaochentangyigemanbuzaihudeyangzi,yangwenshanyoushixinji,tashuodao:“chentang,nizheicilechuanghuole,nizhibuzhidaozheihuayuanshisheide?shiwomendaxiaojiede,zheixiehuadoushidaxiaojieqinshouzaizhong,nikankan......ai......”
“a!”chentangzaisikaozheigedaxiaojiezailejialimiandediwei,henkuaitajiuganjuedaozijihaoxiangchuanghuole,kanzhefandaodehuapen,chentangshuodao,“zheige......daxiaojieshilaoyededaxiaojie?”
yangwenshanshuodao:“feihua,lejianandaohaiyoudiergedaxiaojie?”
guoranruci,chentangshitandishuodao:“neimezheigedaxiaojietahenlihai?henxiong?”
yangwenshanshuodao:“nigangganglaikenenghaibuzhidaodaxiaojiedediwei,womenlejiadeshengyi,youliuchengshilaoyezhangguan,haiyousichengjiushidaxiaojiezhangguande,daxiaojiedediweizaijiali,jinciyulaoye,jiushishaoyeyebujidaxiaojie,nijurandafanledaxiaojiedehua,niyihoukenengdoumeiyouhaoriziguo。”
“shenme!”chentangchadianjiutiaoqilai,xiangbudaozheigedaxiaojieshineimelihai,hainvqiangren,talianmangshuodao,“huibuhuiganwozou?”
suiranchentangyigemanbuzaihudeyangzi,keshitahaixiangzuojigeyuehuyuandelingtou,buxiangzouneimekuai。
yangwenshanshuodao:“youkeneng。”
“buxing。”chentangshuodao,“daxiaojiezainali?tajintianhuibuhuilaishanghua?woxianzaizhongxinzaizaizhonghailaideji?”
“laideji,daxiaojiequlejinlingtanshengyi,haiyouhaojitiancaihuilai,nikuaidiandongshou,woxianniliangtianzhineijianghuayuanhuifuyuanyang。”yangwenshanshuodao。
“haha!haihao!haihao!liangtiangoule。”chentangshuodao,“haiganxielaoyangniguolaitongfengbaoxin,haha......”
“tongfengbaoxin?nixiangtaiduole,woshilaixingshiwenzuide。”turanyangwenshanjiubiandeyanliqilai,tadingzhechentangshuodao,“nishibushidezuileshenmeren?”
“dezuileshenmeren?”chentangturanxiangqileneigexiaoluoli,xinxiangxiaoluolijiuyigeyahuan,nanbuchenghaizhendezaiyangwenshanneiligaozhuang?tashuodao,“yemeidezuishei,jiuyigexiaoluoli,nibuyaowenwoxiaoluolishishei,woyebuzhidaotashishei。”
yangwenshanxiangqichentanggangcaishuoguodehua,tawendao:“nijintianshibushidalejiaoxiaoqijiangjundegou?”
tingyangwenshanzheiyangyishuo,haizhendeshixiaoluoligaozhuang,chentangyishunjianjiuhenbushuang,zijicaishishouhaizhe,tashuodao:“shia!yuanlaizhendeshita?haoa!jingranerenxiangaozhuang,tayegouhende,zijifanggoulaiyaowo,wodoumeigaozhuang......laoyangruguonibuxiangxin,dakeyikankanwodepigu......”
yangwenshanshuodao:“buyongle......nizhibuzhidaoniyouchuanghuole,ai!nisuiranshirencai,dan......dan......”
“dengdeng......”chentangdaduanshuodao,“laoyangnishishuowoyouchuanghuole?jiuyigexiaoyahuan......”
“yahuan?tashiwomenerxiaojie......”yangwenshanjihupaoxiaodishuodao。
“shenme!”chentangdajiao,“tajingranshierxiaojie?shidaxiaojiedemeimei?”
ruguobushierxiaojie,zenmeganguangmingzhengdadifanggouyaoziji?chentangjuedezijichuanyuezhihounaozidoubulinghuole,tajixushuodao:“neiwozenmeban?”
yangwenshanshuodao:“zenmeban?erxiaojiedeshiqingwobangniyaxialai,nixianzaiyaozuode,jiushijianghuayuanchulihao,zhiyuzenmeban,heng!yihouzaishuo。”
chentangmankoudaying:“haode!haode!duoxielaoyang,xixi!”
“suirannishiyigerencai,danniyebunengrenyiwangwei,jieerliansandirehuo,nikuaidianjianghuayuanzuohao。”yangwenshanyansudishuodao,haimeidengchentangshuohua,tazhijiejiulikai,jiangzheihuayuanquanbudouliujichentang。
kanzhezheigehuayuan,chentangturanjiujusangle。
xianzaikehao,benlaizuohuyuandelingtou,wusuoshishi,haikeyishuilanjue,diaoxixiaoluoli,turanzhuanbianchengleyuanding,erqiehaishiweiyideyuanding。zuizhongyaodeshi,neigexiaoluolishierxiaojie,daxiaojiedemeimei,chentangzenmeganrangtalaibangmang?chufeichentangbuxiangzailejiaganxiaqu。
buguo,zijizaledaxiaojiedehuayuan,qifuleerxiaojie,zheiyangwenshanyeduizijirucidekeqi,rangchentangyoudiangandong,yebuguoyoudianeryi。
yangwenshanlikaizhihou,henkuaiyourangrensonglexuduohuapenguolai,youducuchentangmashangdongshou,kelianchentangpiguhaizaitong,youyaozuoyuanding。
suiranmaiyuan,chentanghaishidongshou,zheixiebeidadaodehuayouxuduobunenghuo,chentangyourangyangwenshanqumailaitongyigepinzhongde。chuanyuezhiqian,chentangdeshifuyexihuanyanghua,chentangziranyexuelebushao,suoyizuoqilaideshihou,suduyegoukuai、gouzhuanye。
yebuzhidaomangleduojiu,turantingdaoshenbianyourenshuodao:“wei!huairen!”
chentangyitingdaozheigeshengyin,tadunshijiujuedehenbuhao,meitouyizhou,zhishiyitaiqitoujiukandaolexiaoluoli,xianzaiyijingzhidaoxiaoluolijiushierxiaojie,yelejieguanyudaxiaojie、erxiaojiedeshiqing,mianduierxiaojietahaibuganqujiaoxun,zhishaoxianzaihaimeizheigedanzi。
daxiaojiejiaoleying,erxiaojiejiaoleyao,chentangyijingjianglianggemingzishujiyuxin。
“yuanlaishierxiaojie!”chentangzhouqidemeitouzhankai,xiaoxixide。
“heng!”erxiaojieleyaolenglengdishuodao,“zhidaowoshierxiaojie,xianzaijiuhaipawole?haihuibuhuiqifuwo?”
chentanglianmangshuodao:“nagan!wonaganqifuerxiaojieni,haha!zhiqiandoubuguoshikaiwanxiao,kaiwanxiao,xixi!”
“zhendeshikaiwanxiao?”leyaoturanjianxiaoqilai,“wochulexiaoqijiangjun,haiyouxiaoyongjiangjun,yaobuwomenzailaikaiwanxiaowanwan?”
zheierxiaojiezhenshixiaojiexingge,xiaoxiaonianjijiushidiaomanrenxing,chentangxianzaikandaotadoujuedehaipa,lianmangshuodao:“buyongle,bukaiwanxiao。”
leyaokanlekanzhouwei,zhijianchentangyijingjiangzheixiehuazhongxinzaizhonglebushao,tashuodao:“nihaigandafanjiejieqinshouzaizhongdehua,dengjiejiehuilainijiuzhidaocuo。”
chentanghennamendishuodao:“zheige......erxiaojie,youbushaoshinidexiaoqijiangjunzuode,hewowuguan,zenmeshuoniyeyinggaibangbangmang,woyigerenzuohendayalide。”
leyaoxiaodao:“hao,neiwojiurangxiaoqijiangjunlaibangni。”
“bu......buyongle!”chentanglianmangzuzhi,rangneitiaosigouguolaibangziji,yaozijihaichabuduo,tashuodao,“wozijilaijiukeyi。”
“haha......”leyaoturanxiaoleqilai,“wodexiaoqijiangjundoubeinidashoushang,wodayinglelaoyangzanshibuhenijijiao,dengninonghaolehuayuandeshiqing,wokendingbuhuifangguoni。”
“e......”chentangmantoudahan,zheigexiaoluolijiuxihuanyaozhezijibufang,chentangzhibuguoshiganggangjianmiandeshihoudiaoxileyixiataeryi,fandezhezheiyang。
“buguo......kannineimekelian,benxiaojielaibangniba!”leyaoshuowanjiudunxialai,kanlekanchentangdedongzuo,jingrannaguoyigehuapen,xuezhechentangnongqilai。
tadejudongjiurangchentangjingyale,xiangbudaozheigexiaoluolilaizheili,bingbushiyaokanzijidexiaohua,zhendelaibangzhuta......bushibangzhu,yeshilaishuzuide,bijingneitiaosigoushitade。
zhongyu,leyaozaihaoleyipanhua,dengchentangzhuanguotouyikan,renbuzhujiuxiaoleqilai,xiaoshenghenkuaijiuchengledaxiao,taxiaodao:“haha......ni......younizheiyangzuode?”
erxiaojiehaizhendeshierxiaojie,shenmedoubuhui,kantanongde,huadoudongdaoxiwai,zheiyangzenmenenghuo。
tingdaochentangsiwujidandexiaosheng,leyaoturanjiunule,tazhizhechentangnudao:“nizaishuoshenme?”
“e!”chentangchadianjiuwanglezheigerenjiushierxiaojie,talianmangshuodao,“meiyou,woshenmedoumeishuo。”
leyaoshuodao:“zhenshihuairen,ni......guolaijiaowozenmezuo!”
chentangshuodao:“haoba!sheirangnishierxiaojie,zhendegouer,jiuyinggaizheiyang......”
yushichentangjiumanmandizuojileyaokan,leyaoyeshijiling,kanlehaojicijingranyenengxuehui,ranertaxuehuilezhihou,zijidongshouqilai,suiranzuodebuzenmehao,buguoyehenbucuo。
xiangbudaozheigeleyaohaiyourucideyimian,youxierenguoranbunengxiaokan。chentangyemingbaileyaohuizheiyangzuo,jueduibukenengshiweiletachentang,zhishiweiledaxiaojieeryi,tashidaxiaojiedemeimei,yeshizuikuihuoshouzhiyi,daxiaojieyaowenzui,tayetaobule。
diertian,meiyouqitarendebangzhu,jiuzailiangrendemangliuzhixia,zhongyudoujiangzheigehuayuanhuifudaoyuanyang,leyaohaigenjuzijidejiyi,fenfuchentanganzhaohuayuanzhiqiandebujulaibuzhi,henkuaierxiaojieyemanyididiandiantou。
“bucuobucuo,nizheigehuairenhaiyouyong。”leyaoduichentangdebiaoxianyoudianmanyi,yebuguoshiyoudianeryi,duichentangdeyaneyidiandoubujian。
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