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“zaiwanhuier。”taqingqinghengleyisheng,buzaishuohua。
……
liyangcongbaoxiangzouchulai,bianchaozheqiantaizouqu,xiangjiaojigegongzhulaipeiyixia,tazoudaozoulangzhuanjiaochu,jianyigenvren,dabandeshifenyao.yan,hunshensanfazheyiguwumeideqixi,shenshangdexiangqi,liaobodetadunshiyanjingjiuzhileqilai,wenzheneixiangshuiwei,gengshi**heermengbaofaqilai。
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“啪!”
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suhankanleliyangyiyan,weiweizhouqilemeitou,xinliyouyisibuhaodeganjue,sihu,mafanyaolaile。
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