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taitouyikan，yidaolianglideshenyingchuxianzaiyanqian。
“唐楚丹？”
“songlaobanqingwoguolaijirenzhibing，ni……zheishi？”
tangchudanshiyechendaxuetongxue，gemeirenjing，dangshihaishitamenxuexiaodexiaohuani。
“zheishiwojia，tangzaichuangshangdeshiwobaba。”
“xiexienihesongshushubangwobabazhibing。”
shuozhe，tangchudanbianchaoliangrenjuleyigong。
tonglianshanwenshengbumandao：“dandan，tashangxinshenmea，songchaoduzheijiushibuanhaoxin，taxiangyaojiezheichouxiaozideshoushaleniba，zheiyangjiukeyipieqinghewomenjiadeguanxi。”
tangchudanyileng，lianmangjieshi：“ma，nikendingshiwuhuile，songshushuzheisannianduiwomenjiabangzhuneimeduo，zenmekenenghaibani。”
“zenmebukeneng？dandannijiushitaitianzhenle，nizijikankanzheixiaozi，caiduodayidian？jiutajuranhaidayanbucandeshuonengzhihaoniba，nanbuchengtabineixiezhongwaimingyihaiyaolihai？”
“tonglianshanehenhendedingzheyechen，“songchaodudoujinishenmehaochu？rangnixiaozilaihaiwojiawenxuan。”
“bomu，wozhendeshilaijitazhibingde，erqie，wojintianjiunengrangbofukaikoushuohua。”
yechenshengyinbuda，kequeshiyuchujingren。
jintianjiunengrangtakaikoushuohua？！tangwenxuanzicongbingqingyanzhongzhihou，youyiduanshiri，koubunengyanle！
“yechen，cihuadangzhen？”songchaodujidongwanfen。
tangchudantongyangqingxujidong，tayibazhuazhuyechendeshou：“yechen，nishuodeshizhendema？”
“真的。”
yechenyuqikengqiangyouli，daizhewuyongzhiyidezixin。
tangchudanbuyoudekanxiangtonglianshan。
“ma，yechenshizhendedongyishu，woxiangxinyechen，nijiujiyechenyigejihui，rangtashiyishi，badouyijingtanhuansannianle，nandaojiubuxiangbabahuifuguolaima？”
tonglianshanzhongyuxindongle，tadingzheyechenkanlexujiu，caishuodao：“hao，wojinizheigejihui，ruguonizhennengzhihaowenxuan，wotonglianshanyidinghuihaohaoganxie。”
“danshiruguonihaisilewenxuan，wotonglianshanyidingrangnichiguansi，budeshanzhong。”
yechenwunaidexiaolexiao，quebingbuzaiyi，“songlaoban，bangwozhunbeiyitaoyinzhen。”
“zaojiuyijingzhunbeihaole。”
songchaoducongshouxiabaobiaoshouzhongjieguoyigegupodehezi。
“zheishiwozhongjingoumailaideyizhengtaoyinzhen，jintianjiusongjiyechenle。”
yechenyijing，yizhengtaoyinzhen，keshizuzuyibailingbamei，xianzaijibianshineixielaozhongyi，doujishaoyouyongyouwanzhengdeyitaoyinzhende。
“neijiuduoxiesonglaobanle。”
yechendakaihezi，yanqianyiliang，“xuanzihaoyinzhen。”
erqie，haishiyizhengtaoxuanzihaoyinzhen！
yinzhenfenweitiandixuanhuangsigejibie，huangjizuici，tianjizuijia。
yitaowanzhengdexuanzihaoyinzhen，jiazhijigao。
yechensuishounieqiyimeiyinzhen，bianshizhunbeikaishishizhen。
“等等。”
bianzaicishi，yidaoaomandeshengyinchuanlai，“nishishenmeren？sheiyunxunijibofushizhende？”
shengyinluoxia，suihoushiyigexizhuanggelvdenianqingrenheyigexufajiebaidelaozhecongmenkouzouleguolai。
kandaolairen，tonglianshanlikeshixixiaoyankai，“lishaolailea，dandan，nilengzheganma，haibukuaiqujilishaodaobeicha。”
tonglianshanzheixixiaoyankaideyangziheduidaiyechendetaidujieranxiangfan。
“bomukeqile，wozhidaobofudebing，zheibushixiangfazilianxidaoleribendesongxiadashi，tashizhongrizhongyixiehuizhimingzhongyi，huoxunenggouyoubanfazhihaobofu。”
tonglianshankanxianglishaoshenbiandelaozhe，lianshangluchulejidongzhise，“haishilishaoshangxin，buxiangmouxiexuyuweishezhiren，jiuzhidaofuyanleshi。”
tonglianshanzheihuazhizhisongchaodu，tongyang，duiyuyechendezhiyiyeshihaobuyanshi。
liliwenyanzuijiaoshangyang，wendao：“bomu，ganggangwokandaozheirenyaojibofushizhen，zheishiniqinglaideyishengma？”
tonglianshanyitingzheihua，likeeshenghedao：“dangranbushi，wozenmehuiqingzheizhongmaodoumeiyouzhangqidehunxiaozijiwenxuanzhibing。”
“e，wojiushuoma，zheirennianjiqingqing，gujiganggangcongyixueyuanbiye，haimeiyoushixiwanba，jiuzheiyangderen，nengyoushenmeyishu。”
lilibuxieyigu，duizheyechenhedao：“dongledianpimaojiuchulaizhaoyaozhuangpian，haibugunyibianqu，biedangelesongxiadashijibofuzhibing。”
yechenyanjingyimi，“woshisonglaobanqinglaideyisheng，yeshitangchudandepengyou，ni……youshenmezigerangwogun？”
liliyijinlaikantangchudandeyanshenjiushi**luode，sihuxiangyaoxianzaijiubaguangtangchudandeyifuyiyang。
“lili，nishuohuazuihaojiwokeqidian，haicheng，bushinilijiashuolesuande！”
yechenshisongchaoduqinglaide，taziranhuizhanchulaiweihuyechen。
lilisaoleyiyansongchaodu，yanmouyining，“songchaodu，guaibudenimensongjiadeyishouhaopaibeinidadexisui，nihaizhenshishenmerendouyong。”
songchaodumianseweibian，“lili，niyigewanbei，youshenmezigezaizheilizhishouhuajiao。”
“lishaodangranyouzigezaizheilishuohua，nikankanlishaoduoshangxin，qinglaileribendemingyi，zaikankannisongchaodu？qingdedoushixieshenmeamaoagou？”
tonglianshanyuanbenjiuzhiyiyechen，xianzaililidailairibendemingyi，taziranshisihaodoubuzaiyiyechendeganshou。
“ma，yechenshiyouzhenbenshideren，rangtashiyishiba。”
tangchudanzhidaoyechenzhiqianjiulesongyuhedeyixieshi，zhishao，zaitangchudanyanli，yechenshibiribenmingyidesongxiadashilihai。
lizhangqingjiantangchudanjuranbangzheyechenshuohua，dunshiduhuocongsheng。
“dandan，jiusuanzheirenyoudianbenshi，tayounenglihaidaoshenmedifangqu？zailihaideyixuetiancai，zaisongxiadashimianqian，doubuzhiyiti。”
songxiaziaodexiaolexiao，“laofushisansuijiukaishihezhongyidajiaodao，rujinyijingwushisannian，ruguowozhibule，zhiwangyigemaoxiaozi，yekendingbuxing，burujiurangwoxianqiaoyiqiaotangxianshengdebingqing。”
yechendaoshiwusuowei，tuidaoleyibian。
“算你识趣。”
李栎冷喝道。
yechenxiaolexiao，dao：“bushishiqu，shixiangrangnidailaiderenzhinanertui。”
lilishentiyijiang，“xiaozi，nishuoshenme？jiunizheimaoxiaozi，yegandayanbucan。”
“dengsongxiakanwanyihou，ziyoudingshu。”
yechenyijiushibuzaiyi，yinweisuwenxuandeqingkuang，zhenggedaxianenggouzhide，buchaoguosanzhizhishu。
songxiameitouweizhou，tadamaibamai，suihouyoujianchalesuwenxuandeyanjinghekoushe，chenyinxujiuhou，tazhongshiyaoleyaotou。
“tashenshangdeshangfeichangzhong，bingqietuolebijiaojiudeshijian，jingmai，shenjing，jirouzuzhidouyijingshousunyanzhong，zongranbianquezaishi，yemeikenengjiuta。”
“erqie……jiutaxianzaideqingkuang，zuiduohaiyouyiliangniankehuo。”
yechenzaiyipangyouxiechayi，zheisongxiadequeshiyouxiebenshi，erqieshuohuashicheng。
buxiangyiyuanyudaodebaoluoyisheng，zidawangwei，sihaobuweibingrenkaolv。
buguosongxiashuodebianquezaishidoujiubule，queshiyouxiejianshiduanqianle，bianquenengbunengzhiyechenbuzhidao，danshitakendingnengzhi！
yipangtangchudantingdaozheihua，shentiyigeliangqiang，zhenggerenjiuxiangshidiulehunyiyangdeyaoruandaoxiaqu。
yechenyanjishoukuai，likefuzhuletangchudan，tongshiliangzhidianzaitasuoguwangshangdetiangengxue。
tangchudankesouleyisheng，yinweidajishishenpiruandeshentizaiduanshijianhuifuguolai。
tonglianshangengshiyixiaziguidaolechuangqian，“wenxuana，nikebunengsia，niyaoshisile，womenyijiazikezenmebana。”
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