kanzhoujunshandezuopin《juqingbengta！xitongfeiyaowonitiangaiming》huishangyinde，xiedetebiehao，zhujiaoshishenjinqingheixiazi，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:tabushibuzhidaoheixiazideyanjingzaiehua，danzheixienianlai，tayizhihaibaozhexiwang。tayiweishiqingjieshuhou，tamenhuibangheixiazizhaodaoyaode，tamennengbaneigewenti……
“bushige，nizaizixikankanni……”
“老板，你这……”
shenjinqingshuodaoyibanjiubeiwaimianlaiderendaduanle。
zhijianmenwaizoujinyigelaotouzi，zhengdasuanwenshenme，kanjiandianliyouwairen，youtinglehuakou。
来了……
wuxiekanxianglairen，zheiyangshuxidechangjingtazenmehuiwangni？congdajinyadailaidezheigetuobenkaishi，tadeshenghuozaiyebufucongqiandepingjing。
jiumen，wangjia……yiqiedeyiqiejiuxiangshiyichangmeng……ruguozhendezhishiyichangmenggaiduohao……
haozai，zheicishenmedouhailaideji……
youniutoukanxiangshenjinqing，wuxiexiaodegengzhenzhilejifen，kanlaichulezheigenvhai，qitadedouhaishiyuqianshiyiyanga。
shenjinqingcishiyeyouxiemeng，yaobuyaozheimeqiaoa？juranshijintian？！
laidezheigerenyikaikoujiuluchuleneikebiaozhixingdejinya，shenjinqingzenmekenengrenbuchulai？
zheijiushiyiqiedekaishi，jiexialaitasonglaideneigetuobenjiushiqixingluwanggongdeditule。
zenmejiuzheimecun？pianpianshijintian，pianpianshixianzai……
“laikerenle，zheiweiguniangniyaobubianshangdenghuier，wozheibianliaowanlezailiaozheiyupeideshengyi。”
wuxieshuowanzheijuhua，jiuyizhoujibabianshangdakeshuidewangmengdaxingle。
“王蒙，上茶！”
“cha？laobanwomennayou……”
“咳咳！”
wuxie：chadianwangle，taqianshiqiongleyibeizi……
wangmenglimafanyingleguolai，lianliandiantou，jiuyaobashenjinqingyindaolijianqu。
“buyong，ninzheiyaoshiyoukewokeyixiacizai……”
shenjinqinghaixiangzhengzhayixia，kexihuahaimeishuowanjiujianwuxieyijingbaneikuaiyuchuaijindoulile。
shenjinqing：……nijiuzheimezuoshengyide？！yuanbudeniqiongni……meirangrendaledoubucuodele……
meibanfa，zheiwaimianhaiyaofazhanzhongyaojuqingni，tahaishixiaotingdizailimiandaihuierba。
yaoshuoxianzaisheizuibuxiangjuqingyoubian，neiyidingshiyouxinxiyoushideshenjinqing。
wulunruhexianzaidejuqingdouhaizaitalejiedefanweinei，yaoshipianlilejuqing，neitachuanguolaideyoushikejiumeile。
danruoshiyiqiedouanzhaoyuanlaideguijijinxingzhe，neitabeizhuaguolaideyiyiyoushishenmeni？
zuodaolelijiandeyizishang，shenjinqingruoyousuosidipengqiwangmengdilaidebeiziheleyikou，ng，baikaishui。
zheiwushanjuliandianchayemozidoumeiyoua？buguozheidoubushizhongdian，zhongdianshi，zheigewuxiexianzaizhendeyoudianxiemenle……
buxing，haishiyaonongqingchuxianzaiwaimiandeneigewuxiedaodishizenmehuishi！
shenjinqingmianshangbuxian，zaixinlimosuanleqilai……
“噗！”
buchusuoliao，gangyansuandaowuxie，shenjinqingjiuyikouxuetulechulai，tajianguaibuguaidiyimoshoubaxuejicadiaole，zhishizheishuiyijingbeixuejiranhongle，shihebulele，shenjinqingyilianpingjingdibabeizifangzailezhuoshang。
guaikexide，congtachuanguolai，xianshigenheixiazizaineiersuanlebantian，houlaiyoushigenneiditanlaobanmolehaoyihuierzaineitaojiahaijia，zheihuierhaoburongyiyoukoushuihe，gangheyikou，youbeixuejiranle……
taitoukan，quejianwangmengzhengyilianzhenjingdiwangzheziji，youjingkongdikanleyiyanzhuoshangdebeizi。
wangmeng：shuiliyoudu？！laoban，zanmenhaoxiangtanshangminganle！
“mei……meishiba？womashangda120！”
wangmengganjinshangqianfuzhuleshenjinqing，taochushoujijiuyaodajijiudianhua，zheirenkebunengsizaidianlia！
shenjinqingganjinanxialetadedongzuo，
“buyong，womeishi，wozheishilaomaobingle，tuliangkoushufuduole。”
wangmeng：dameiziniyaoyouzheimaobing，yihoutuxueqiannengbunenglaigeqianzou？
tachadianyiweitanianjiqingqingdejiuyaozailaolilecicanshengle……
shenjinqingyaoshizhidaowangmengxianzaizaixiangshenme，kendinghuidiantouzantongtadexiangfa。
gentamenyihouyaozuodeshiqingbiqilai，toudusharenneidoubusuanshenme……nijiugenzhenimenlaobanhunba，yihouyoudeshizheiyangdejihui……
shenjinqingxiangdaogangcaitasuandaodedongxi，yishiyouxiexinlei。kanzhemianqiandewangmeng，shenjinqingluchuyigechunliangwuhaidecanlanxiaorong。
“zheiweigege，gangcaiwaimiandeneigeshuaigejiushizheijiadiandelaobanba？nianjiqingqingjiunengyouzheimedadeyijiaguwandianle，jialikendingyouxiejiayeba……”
wangmengtinglezheihua，shenseqiguaididaliangleyixiamianqiandezheigenvhai，suirantazhidaotalaobantingshouhuanyingde，danshi……
“xiaomeimei，nicaiduodaa？zheisuishuhaishihaohaoshangxueba，biexiangzheiyoudemeide。”
“bushi，wodeyisishi，kannimenlaobanjiadayedade，nimendianliyoumeiyouxingquzaizhaoyigedianyuana？”
meicuo，shenjinqingbudasuanzoule，lihunzhishen，kanlaizheijiushibianshu，zheijiushitalaidaozheierdeyiyi。
jiranyijingzhaodaoguanqiaole，neiziranshiyaoliuzaizheigerendeshenbianle。
duoshea……zheimeduoniankesuanshirangtajiandaohuodele！
buguo，wuxieshitiandaozhujiao，zheimehoudeqiyunhutidounengbeiduoshele，zheigelihundaodishinaludashena？
wangmengkanshenjinqingdemuguanggengbuduijingle，jiutazheitiantianbeituoqiangongzidepogongzuohaiyoujingzhengduishoule？
“ninshibuzhidaoa，womingkua！”kandaowangmengdeyanshen，shenjinqingditouchenmopianke，yitaitoujiushileiyanmenglongdeyangzi，“wocongxiaojiubeiyiqile，zheimeduonianyizhixiangnianshu，keximeiyouqian……wojiuxianglaizhaofengongzuo，nenggouzaizheishishanghuoxiaqu，ruguokeyidehua，wohaixianghuidaoxuexiao，haohaodushu！”
shuowanzheifanhua，shenjinqingganjinshouleshouqingxu，chadianjitayanjinqule……
“shima？zheimekeliana？”
wangmenghaimeilaidejishuoshenme，shenjinqingjiutingdaoshenhouchuanlaiwuxiesixiaofeixiaodeshengyin，huitoukan，guoranjianwuxiezhengxieyizaimenkuangshang，shoulihainazhezhangzhi。
zheimekuai？shenjinqingyouxiejingqi，tagenneidajinyabuhaidechehuierpima？
e，yeshi，zheiweikebushiyuanzhuangdewuxiele，ershibuzhidaocongnaerlaideyiweinengpokaiqiyunjinguangdedalaoa~
“shia，zheiwei……wulaobanshiba？ninlaojiushouliuyixiawoba，biedebushuo，wodazakeshiyibahaoshoua！”
“谁说我姓吴了？”
wuxiepiantoukanzhezheigenvhai，gangcaihaixiangliuni，xianzaituranyouxiangliuzaitazheier，daodiyoushenmeqitu？
ze~zhenfan！zenmecongtouzailaiyibianhaizheimeduoposhiera？
shenjinqingyouxiewuyu，wushanjuwushanju，neilaobanbuxingwunanbuchengxingzhangma？！zaishuonixingbuxingwuninlaoxinlimeishua？xingba，ninshuoninaixingshenmejiuxingshenme，zheizongchengleba？
“buhaoyisi，wokanzheidianmingjiaowushanju，wo……”
“woxingguan，wojiao——guangen。”
sihushixiangdaoleshenme，wuxieweigouchunjiao，shuochulezheigeshuxidemingzi。
zheigerenyinggaishilejiewuxiezheigemingzide，buzhidaotatingjiantashuozijibushiwuxie，huishigeshenmefanying……
quejianxiayimiao，mianqiandezheigenvhaituranbianlelianse。
关根？！！！
tianyea，tasihuzhidaozheigeduoshededalaoshisheile……licuzaima？taxianghetatantan，tahaoxiangyechoudaoshahaixiandingkuanle……
zhiyouwangmenghaiyilianmeng，weishenmelaobanshuotajiaoguangen？zheiguniangshenmelailu？zaitamianqianlianzhenmingdoubunengluma？
quebeiwuxieshilegeyanse，rangtachuqu。
wangmengchuquhou，wuxiezaiyemeiyoulenaixin，zhijiekouzhuleshenjinqingdeyanhou，taxianzaishoubianshangmeiyouwuqi，zhizhuduifangdezheigebuwei，nenggoubaozhengtazaiyishunjianshasimianqiandezheigenvhai。
tabudui，tahenbudui……tabuzhilejiewuxie，tashenzhiduiguangenzheigemingziyehenshuxi。
keshizheigeshihou，tahaimeiyoukaishiyongzheigemingzini！
mianduiwuxiedezheigedongzuo，shenjinqingmeishenmefanying，tameishijing，zhishibashoufangzaizheiliweixietabale。
zheigejumianshenjinqingyidianyebuqiguai，xiedima，yaoshitameikanchulaizijidebuduijingcaiqiguaini。
jiranzheigeshichuanyuehuilaide，neitayebuyongzangle，fanzhengyanxiayijingbaolule，zhishitaxianzaishizhendexinsile……renzenmenengdaomeidaozheigechengdu？kaijujiuyudaolianggehenrena！
zenmemeigexiaotianzhenjitaguoduyixiaa？shanglaijiudadabossa？！
liangrenjiangchilebantian，zhongjiuhaishishenjinqingxiankailekou，
“genidaoshiwena！jiushishenfanrenyebunengguangdabuwenba？ninlaozheishouyejubantianle，buleia？”
wuxiezuijiaoweichou，tadengbantianhaibushiweilekankanzheirendefanying，jieguojiukandaozheinvhaihaowuhuangluanzhise，yifusizhubupakaishuitangdemoyang，zheirangtadoubuzhidaocongnaerkaishiwenhaole。
“你是什么人？”
“shenjinqing，gaosanxuesheng，gangkaixuemeiduojiu，hanchuangkudushiyuzai，kuaiyaokaihuajieguole，beisongzheierlaile……”
shenjinqingzheihuashuochulai，wuxiejiuxiangdaoleneigebeitarengzaileshamodeshaonian，yeshizheigenianji，queyinweita，shiquleshuangtui，zhinengzuozailunyishang……buguo，zheinvhaishuotabeisongdaozheierlai，yejiushishuo，tabushizheilideren。
“congnaerbeisonglaide？”
“……genizheishiwenjiatingzhuzhima？”
“……”
“nitingguoguangenzheigemingzi？”
“lveyouerwen……henshu，henshuxingleba！”
shenjinqinghuahaimeishuowan，jiuganshoudaozijibojingchudeshoujiazhonglelidao，ganjingaikou……zhenshide，piqizheimechadema？
“laizheierzhiqian，wozhengzaikanyibenriji，limianjishuleyigejiaowuxiederendegushi，guangen，jiushitacengyongguodejiaming。yizhengyan，wojiuturanlaidaolezheili。kandaowushanju，wojiuzhidao，ninyinggaijiushizheigewuxieba。”
suiranhenxiangshuozheitaichedanle，danyixiangdaozijideqingkuang，wuxieyejiuxinlejifen，guanjiandeshi，zheigeshihou，chuletayiwai，yinggaimeirenzhidaotayongguoguangenzheigemingzi。
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