luqiufengdeshuzhendehaohaokan,zheiben《jiaoqihuolala:dishaofangxinchong》degushiqingjietebieyixiangbudao,diedangqifu,tebiexiyinren,《jiaoqihuolala:dishaofangxinchong》jianjie:jinjiezhe,nachuxinglixiang,sanxiawuchuerjiangzijihewaipodedongxitongtongdabao,zhengzhunbeilikaishi,fangmenchuanlaishurumimade……
chuyuxuannamendidaliangzhedapangzi:“nisheia?”
“bengguanwoshishei,dianhuashitongde,nijietingjiushile。”
chuyuxuanhuyididengzhedapangzidelian,manyouyoujieguoledianhua:“wei?”
“yuxuana……”dianhuaneitou,shichuyuxuanzaishuxibuguodeshengyin:“shibaba。”
chuyuxuanpoyouxieyiwai,suijiqianxiao:“yo?nihaihuozheni?laotianyekezhenshixialeyan。”
yipangdedapangziliandouyaolvle……
dianhuaneitouyizhenchenmo,suihoutanqidao:“wodouhuaiyinidaodishibushiwodezhong?zuizenmezheimesunni?”
chuyuxuanlenghengyisheng:“chuzhiqing,suiranwowaiposhinisanlaopodema,danhaodaiyesuanshinizhangmuniang,niyaohaishigeren,jiulaikegetou!”
zhouzhoumeitoubiannengrangjiangchengshangjiedadaxiaoxiaodeqiyejiamenxinjingdanzhandenanrensihubingbudongnu,xiaoheheshuodao:“rangzheidapangzitiwokeba,wolaiyouxiebufangbian。”
chuyuxuanminleminchunjiao,xienizheneidapangzi:“tashuo,rangnikebabaigetou,kebuwanbuzhunhuiqu。”
大胖子:……
chuzhiqingxiaochulesheng,suiranyiyoushiduonianmeijianguomianle,danzijidezheiweisishengzishishenmepinxing,taqishileruzhizhang。
xiaoleyizhenhou,tadekouwenhudiyansuqilai:“liaoliaozhengshier,yuxuan,liangnianqian,niganghuiguodeshihouwojiuxiangrangnihuidaochumen,dannidangshishuoyaojiniwaipoyanglaosongzhong,woyejiumeimianqiangni……rujin,tazoule,nishibushiyegaihuilaile?”
chumen,jiangchengshouquyizhidedajiazu。
raner,mianduizheifenfugui,chuyuxuanxiandeshifendanran:“huiquganshenme?yebanisongzou?nishibushikuaile?”
dapangziyigemeiguiwen,naodaihenhenzhazailedishang。
“yuxuan,wozhidaonihenwo,danxianzaibushizhiqideshihou,nikeshiwoweiyideerzia!niyeyedeshentiyitianburuyitian,wojuede……”
“suoyi,yaowohuilaibangnizhengjiachan?nishibushiyijingdengbujiyaoqudaineilaojiahuole?hehe……”chuyuxuanlengshengdaduan:“biewangle,wojiushigesishengzi,meineigezige,yemeineigexingqu!”
dianhuaneitouyoushiyizhenchenmo,haobanshang,chuzhiqingtuwushuodao:“bieyiweiwobuzhidao,nizheixienian,qishiyizhizaichaneijianshi。”
chuyuxuandetongkongshudishousuo,henkuaiyouhuifupingchang,chenshengdao:“nihaizhidaoshenme?”
“hehe……xiaozi,zaizenmeshuowoyeshinidie,nizhefushinian,piandeguobieren,hainengpiandeguowo?duile,woganggangkanlexinwen,nineiweixiaojiaoqi,maosiyaogenbierenpaole?erzia,neixiegoupilangmanaiqing,zhishidicengrenxiandedantengcaizhuiqiudedongxi,niya,bugaifanneizhongdijidecuowu,zheishishangjiumeiyouyongqianzabudaokuaxiadenvren……wojinibeilefendali,jiangchengdiyimeinv,xiangyaoma?zhiyaonihuilai,likejiehun!”
duiyujiangchengdiyimeinv,chuyuxuansihubingbuganxingqu,zhishiyeyudao:“dicengren?hehe……chuzhiqing,congmouxiefangmianjiang,nilianrendoubusuan。”
“maliangjudele!zongyaojiwoliuxielianmianba?xiaochusheng……jihuikezhiyouyicia,jiniyizhoushijiankaolv。e,tixingniyixia,chumenjiadayeda,renmaiyeguang,xingxuduiniyaochadeneijianshihuiyoubangzhu……bushiwojinipolengshui,jiunixianzaidezheidianxiaobenshi,kenengzheibeizidouchabudao。”
chuyuxuanmosheng,sicunlehaoyizhenhou,yaoyashuodao:“chuzhiqing,nijiubuxiangchaqingchudangniandeshima?!woyoushihou……zhenxiangbanidexiongtangpoukai,kankannidaodiyoumeiyouxin!”
chuzhiqingqianxiao,kouwenyouxiemeixinmeifei:“biewangle,yizhoushijian,guoshibuhou。”
随后,电话被切断。
chuyuxuanfenfenjiangshoujishuaidaoledishang,shuangyantonghong,yandiyinyinfanqijifenchaoqilai。
dapangzikanzheqilingbaluodeshouji,xiangshuoyisheng“**shengqiganmazawoshouji”?
dankanzhechuyuxuanxiangchirendebiaoqing,haodaiyeshizijiashaoye,yezhihaorenqitunsheng,jixuketou。
lingyibian,gaoningdebieshuli,xiazhuzhengzaishafashangxuepingguo,gaoningzeshidaizhexiazhudemuqinloushanglouxiacanguan。
“bomu,zheishiwobashanggeyuejiwomaidexinfang,dasuanrangwojiehunyong,ninyaobuxianqi,jintianjiukeyibanjinlaizhu。”
“aiyo,zheizenmehaoyisini!”nvrenyangzhuangzhetuici,meiyanjianjinshiduigaoningderenke。
yeshi,gaoningbenjiuyibiaobufan,getougaotiao,gengzhongyaodeshijiajingyinshi,fumudoushiyoutouyouliandeshengyiren,zheirangquantianxiadezhangmunianglaikan,douhuijuedemanyi。
gaoningxiaodao:“bomu,ningenwobamayesuanlaoxiangshile,zaishuowogenxiaozhuzizaojiuqingtouyihe,ninbanguolaineishitianjingdiyideshiqing。”
xiamukaihuaidaxiao,maizhexiaosuibuzoudaoxiazhugenqian,shuodao:“xiazhu,ganjinjineifeiwudadianhua,rangtaguolai,nimenliangjintianjiubalihunzhengjibanle!dangchuwojiubutongyinigentazaiyiqi,keniyebuzhibeitaguanleshenmemihuntang,guimixinqiaode……feishuotahuizhaoguren,youwenrouyoutitie……”
shuodaozheier,nvrensihuyishidaozijishuocuolehua,jishidebishanglezui。
gangaleyizhen,tayoukanxianggaoning:“ninger,nifangxin,xiazhugenneifeiwushenmedoumeifashengguo,wonawoderengedanbao!”
“ma!”xiazhuzhoulezhoumei,buyuedao:“nishuoshenmeni……”
huoxu,tazijiyebuzhidaoweishenmedangchuhuigenchuyuxuanzaiyiqi。
nvrenwangwanghuiyouliangzhongxuanze,yizhongshinulibenfuzijixihuanderen,yizhongshituoxiexuanzeaizijideren。
xiazhudexinggegangyi,ziranhuixuanzediyizhong。dandiyizhongjuezehuanlaideshixinsui,shibugan。
suoyi,tayoutuoxieledierzhong。
errujin,tadediyixuanzehuilaile,sannianqianpaoqitadewuhuiyeyijingjiekai,neigeyixiangqingyuanshenaizhetaderen,bianzhudinglehuishu。
“re,chigepingguoba。”xiazhuqishen,baxuehaodepingguodijilegaoning,mouhanchunshui。
jiangzhende,xiazhudemoyang、shenduan、yijiqizhidoushujipin,ruoshirengdaogudaihuanggongli,zuyihuoguoyangmin。
qianxienianjiangchengyixiewuliaozhijidequanguizidihuaxinsidiaoyanchuyigeyanzhibang,meijigengxinyicipaiming,xiazhujihuchangnianwenjuqiansanjia,zhishirujinyiyou28sui“gaoling”,buchuyiwaidehua,jinniandepaimingdingshiyaodiechuqiansan。
bijing,zuishirenjianliubuzhu,zhuyancijinghuacishu。
tiqiyanzhibang,bianbudebutijinxienianlaiwenwenchanlianbangshoukuiguandejiangchengdiyimeinvle,dudayishishangbang,zhijinqigeniantou,diweiwanquanwurenhandong。
bushaoquanguiselingzhihun,shijinshouduanxiangjiangqijuweijiyou,kenaihezheiweidameirenerxingzilenglie,jiajingyeyinshidejin,rujinershiwusui,haibucengbeirenranzhi。
gaoningjieguoxiazhudilaidepingguo,qingyaoyikou:“zhentian。”
liangrenmianduimianzhanzhe,jihutiedaoyiqi,congyuanchukan,daoyesuanlangcainvmao,zhulianbihe。
qiaozheliangrendeaimei,xiamuhenyouyanlijinger,zamozuidao:“xiazhu,nipeiningershuoshuohua,woquzuojidaocai,zanmenjintianyesuanchiduntuanyuanfan,jiudangqingzhuningerniepanzhongsheng,yeqingzhunimenliangzhongguiyuhao!”
xiamuzoujinchufang,gaoningbianziranerrandibaozhulexiazhu,fuxialianlaijiuyaowenshangqu。
guishishenchadi,xiazhujingceguolianqu,xiunandao:“ningge,biezheiyang,wogenyuxuanhaimeilihun,zongganjue……youxiebuhao。”
gaoningmoujianshanguolejifenyinleng,danyiranbiaoxiandedadu:“hao,wotingnide……xiaozhuzi,chenzaobatayuechulaiba,wozhendedengbujiyaoqunile。”
xiazhuqingqingdiantou:“hao……”
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