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yuanzhangdeshengyinlikebiandechanmei，xianghabagouyaoweiba。「xiaohaizipasheng，mengyao，

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tademuguangyueguomenfeng，luozaiwoquansuodexigaishang。「kanzhetinganjingde。」tazhideshiwo。danmushunjianzhale，

manpingdegantanhaoxiangyaotiaochulai。【**？juqingwaile？zheishinalichulecuo？】【gumingzheyanxiale？

xuanzheigemaopaihuo？tayoushenmehaode？】【qingrankuaikua！zhuangkeliana！nibukuzenmeying！

】guqingranguorankaishidiaoyanlei，jianbangchouchouyeyede，xiangbeiyulinshidexiaoniao。

「xianshengfuren……wo、womeiguanxide……」tadeshengyindoudeqiadaohaochu，weiyindaizhekuqiang。

「zhiyaonengjijialijianqingfudan……wozenmeyangdoukeyi……」gufurendexinlikeruanle，wanyaolouzhuta，

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shixianchuanguomenfeng，zhizhiluozaiwolianshang。tadejiemaohenzhang，zaiyanjianxiatouchuyixiaopianyinying。「nibuchulai？」

tadeshengyinhendi，daizhedianwanwei，xiangmaodoulaoshu。wohuanhuantaiqitou，yingshangtademuguang。

yanjinglidejueqianghehenyi，yidianmeizang。「wobuxiangqu。」zhenggezoulangdouanjingle，

lianhuichenluodideshengyindoutingdejian。yuanzhangdelianshunjianbaile，xiangbeichoulexue。「mengyao！nihushuoshenme！」

tashenshoujiuyaozhuaiwo，beigumingzhelanzhule。guhongyuanzhouqimei，etoudezhouwennengjiasiwenzi。

「zheihaizishuohuameidameixiao。」danmuxiaodegenghuanle，manpingdexingzailehuo。【hahahazuosi！

zheishibagujiawangsilidezuia！】【chunhuo！zheishiniweiyinengliuzaigujiadejihui！cuoguolejiudengzheesiba！

】【dengzhebeiganchuqudongsizaijietouba！dongtiankuaidaole，younishoude！】gumingzhequexiaole，

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lidaohenda，wodegebobeiniedeshengteng。wosisidingzheguqingran，tayanlidecuoejihuzangbuzhu，

xiangbeicaileweibademao。gufurenbutaigaoxing，meitouningchenglegeda。「mingzhe，zheihaizikanzhejiuyinyu。」

「daihuiqupajijialitiandu。」「ma，ninbushizongshuowotaimenma？」gumingzhetuozhewowangwaizou，jiaobuqingkuai。

「daigebuyiyangdehuiqujiemen。」jingguoguqingranshenbianshi，taguyizhuanglewoyixia，yongjianbang。「jiejie，

niyaohaohaode。」shengyintiandefani，xiangguolecengtangyideduyao。wofanshoujiangshoulizuanlebantiandesuiboli，

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wokanzhetatengdeliandoubaile，quesisiyaozhuzuichunbuganzuosheng，xinlilveguoyisikuaiyi。danmuyipiansiji，

bantianmeidongjing。【？？？tagangcaizuoleshenme？womeikancuoba？】【meikancuo！tajuranganzhaqingran？

zheidanziyetaidale！】【zheimaopaihuoyoudiandongxia……bushigeruanshizi？

】gujiadechetingzaigueryuanmenkou，heisede，xiangkouguancai。gumingzhebawosaijinhouzuo，

leatherzuoyiliangdecigu。guhongyuantouguohoushijingdaliangwo，yanshenxiangsaomiaoyi。

「jiaoshenmemingzi？」「mengyao。」「congjintianqi，nijiujiaoguyao。」tadeshengyinmeiyouwendu。「jizhule，

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suishihuifaxianzhenxiang！】【gumingzhezhishijuedetahaowan，xinxianjingyiguojiuhuibatarengchuqu！

】【guqingranyijingzailaigujiadelushangle！tamatuoguanxirangtayiyuanfangqinqidemingyizhujinlai！】wobishangyan，

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】【kuaikanzhangmashoulidemobu！tayaodongshoule！xiangjizheiyatouyigexiamawei！

】woceshenduokaizhangmahuiguolaidemobu，neishangmianhaizhanzheyouwu。「zang。」wotuchulianggezi，shengyinbuda，

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laotaitaiputongyishengguilexialai，xigaizhuangzailoutishang，fachumenxiang。【！！！**haogan！

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shuangshouchadou，zuijiaoqinzhexiao。「tingnengdade？」woshouhuijiao，pailepaiqunbaishangdehui，dongzuomanyouyoude。

「ziweieryi。」tatiaomei，yanlidexingweigengnongle。「zhangmashijialidelaoren，zaigujiadaileshijinian。」

「laorenjiukeyisuibiandaren？」wotaiyankanta，yanshenlimeidaiyisiqieyi。zhangmakukutitidipaqilai，

xigaihongleyidapian。「ershaoye！zheiyatoudawo！ninkeyaoweiwozuozhua！」gumingzhetiletitade**，

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「buguobiqigueryuan，qiangduoleba？」womeilita，zoudaochuangbian。bolishangyougedong，nengkanjianlouxiadehuayuan。

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】【guhongyuanzaishufangkanjiankongni！tazaiguanchaguyaodeyijuyidong！】gumingzhehurancongbeihoubijin，

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bingliangdejinshuchugan。「payouyongma？」tadehuxidunledun，yanshenshenleshen。「nihebiedehaizibuyiyang。」

「e？」wowailewaitou，guyizhuangsha。「nalibuyiyang？」「niyanliyousuanji。」tashuodezhibai，

xiangzaichenshuyigeshishi。woxiaole，zuijiaowanqiyigeqianqiandehudu。「zaigujiazheizhongdifang，busuanjidian，

huobuguosantianba？」tahuranqiazhuwodebozi，lidaobuda，quedaizhejinggao，zhijiannengganshoudaowodemaibo。

「zhidaojiuhao。」「jizhuzijideshenfen。」wodingzhetadeyanjing，neilimianyoutanjiu，youwanwei，

weidumeiyouqinqing。「maopaihuodeshenfen，shima？」tamengdisongkaishou，xiangshibeitangdaoyiyang。「nizhidao？」

【！！！tajuranshuochulaile！zheishipoguanziposhuaile？】【fengleba！zheishiyaotongguiyujin？

jiubupabeigujianongsi？】【gumingzheyaosharenle！tayanshendoubianle！】worouzhebozikesou，

houlong**ladeteng。「caide。」「buranweishenmebawozangzaigelou，jianbuderen？」tadebiaoqingchenlexiaqu，

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」「bieshuahuayang。」canzhuopang，guqingranyijingzuozailebengaishuyuwodeweizhishang。

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zuoxia。」kongweizaizuijiaoluo，jinaizhelajitong。guqingranjiwoshenglewantang，tangsehunzhuo，piaozhejipianxiangcai。

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「wo、wowanglejiejiebuaichixiangcai……duibuqia……」gufurenzhoumei，fangxiakuaizi，yuqidaizhexunchi。

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「zheitangkanzhetinghao，wotitaheleba。」tanaqiguqingranmianqiandetangwan，yiyinerjin，

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tabupabeixiayao？】【tazhidaotangyouwenti？kendingshi！buranzenmehuizheimezuo！】【qingranyaohuangle！

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】【tashibushixiangliyongguyaoduifuguqingran？bijingguqingrantaiaiyanle！】【bukeneng！

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nizheigemaopaihuo！」womengdizhengkaiyan，zhishizheta。tahedehoutuiyibu，zhuangdaoleshenhoudeyizi，

fachushengxiang。「ni、nimeishui？」「beilaoshuchaodeshuibuzhe。」wozuoqilai，kanzhetajinghuangshicuodeyangzi，

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zoudaodisangeguaijiaoneilishimangqu！jiankongzhaobudao！】【guhongyuandeshufangmenshizhiwensuo！nineiyaochimeiyong！

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zheikezenmeban？hurantingdaoshenhouyoudongjing，shidahuojideshengyin。「xuyaobangmangma？」gumingzhekaozaiqiangshang，

shoulibawanzhegedahuoji，huomiaohuminghuan，yingzhetadelian，yibanliangyibanan。「ershaoyebuqushuijue？」

woshouqiyaochi，yuqipingjing。「shuibuzhe。」tazouguolai，huomiaocoujinwodelian，wonengganjuedaoredu。

「kanniguiguisuisuide，zaiganshenme？」wozhijietanpai，meibiyaozangzheyezhe。「woxiangjinshufang。」tatiaomei，