机器人也会吃醋张大三-著

小说简介

duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《jiqirenyehuichicu》shi“zhangdasan”deyuanchuangjiazuo，gaishuzhuyaorenwushihanxiumingliboshi，shuzhonggushijianshushi："nijuedezheikenengma？""wobuzhidao，danwoxiangshishi。"kanzhetarenzhendebiaoqing，wohuranyouxiexindong。……

精彩章节

diyizhangwozheibeizizuidademimi，jiushimeigesangeyuebixu"chongdian"yici。bushishoujichongdian，

shizimianyisidechongdian——xishoubierendeshengmingli。ruguobuchongdian，wojiuhuixiangkuweidehuaduoyiyangxunsushuailao，

shenzhisiwang。zheigemimiwosheiyemeigaosuguo，baokuocongxiaotengaiwodeyeye。ershiwusuishengrineitian，

tineidenengliangchedihaojin。wotuozhexuruodeshentizoujinyedian，zhunbeisuibianzhaogenanrenjiejuewenti。

jieguozaikazuolikandaoleta。hanxiuming。heisetoufa，shensuideyanmou，baisechenshandelingkouweiweichangkai，

luchujingzhidesuogu。taanjingdizuozaijiaoluoli，shoulinazheyibeichengzhi，yuzhouweidecaozagegeburu。

xianggewurufanjiandetianshi。"nihao，keyiliaoliaoma？"wozouguoquzhudongdashan。hanxiumingtaiqitou，

neishuangqingchedeyanjinglishanguoyisijingya。"nishizaigenwoshuohuama？"shengyinhenhaoting，

daizheshaonianrenteyoudeqingse。"dangran。"wozaitaduimianzuoxia，"wojiaoguqinghuan，nini？""hanxiuming。

"tajinzhangdiwozhebeizi，"woshifujindaxuedexuesheng。"wanmei。nianqingdeshengminglizuichongpeile。

wogouqizuijiao，shenshoufugaizaitadeshoubeishang。shunjian，yigunuanliucongtadeshentichuandidaowotinei。

shufudewochadian**chusheng。hanxiumingdelianshunjianhongle，xiangyaochouhuishouquebeiwowodegengjin。"nideshouhenliang，

wobangninuannuan。"wozhengzheyanjingshuodenghua，jixutoutouxishoutadeshengmingli。"xiexieni。

"hanxiumingguaiqiaodidiantou，"danshiwojuedeyijinggounuanhele。"zhenshigedanchundehaizi。woxinqingdahao，

songkaileshou。yicijiechujiurangwohuifulebushaojingshen，kanlaizheigenanhaideshengmingligewaichongpei。

"nijingchanglaizheizhongdifangma？"woguyiwendao。"diyici。"hanxiuminglaoshihuida，"shiyoulawolaide，

danshiwobutaixihuanzheili。""neiwomenhuangedifang？""a？""woqingnichixiaoye。

"hanxiumingyouyuleyixia，zuizhonghaishidiantoutongyile。zouchuyediandeshihou，woteyiwanzhuletadeshoubei。

youshiyizhennuanliuchuanlai。zheihaizijianzhijiushigeyidongchongdianbao。wojuedingle，yaobataliuzaishenbian。

zhishaoliudaowobuzaixuyaochongdiandeneiyitian。dierzhang"nizhunali？"hanxiumingzhilezhiqianfangdelaojiuxiaoqu，

youxiebuhaoyisidishuo："jiuzaineibiandetongzilouli，tiaojianbijiaojianlou。

"wokanleyiyanneidongpojiudeliucengloufang，xinliyoulezhuyi。"niyigerenzhu？""heshiyouhezu，

yigeyuebabaikuai。"babaikuai？woyidunfandoubuzhizheigejiaqian。"neinishenghuofeigouma？"hanxiumingdixiatou，

shengyinyuelaiyuexiao："wozaiwaimiandagong，mianqianggouyong。"wanmei。queqiandedaxueshengzuihaogaodingle。

womenzaifujinde24xiaoshikuaicandianzuoxia，wodianleyidazhuozicai，hanxiumingquezhiyaoleyiwanzuibianyidemiantiao。

"duochidian，woqingke。"wobayipanhongshaoroutuidaotamianqian。"taiguile，wochimiantiaojiuxing。""tinghua。

"woshenshoumolemotadelian，chenjiyouxishouleyixieshengmingli。hanxiumingdeliangenghongle，danmeiyouduokai。

"niweishenmeduiwozheimehao？"taxiaoshengwendao。"yinweinihentebie。"zheidaobushihuanghua。

nenggoutigongrucichongpeishengminglideren，wohaishidiyiciyudao。hanxiumingmaitouchifan，buganzaikanwo。

wotuozhexiabaguanchata。wuguanjingzhi，pifubaixi，shencaisuiranshoudanhenyuncheng。guanjianshineishuangyanjing，

qingchedexiangshanjiandequanshui。zheiyangdenanhai，jiusuanbushiweilechongdian，woyehuiyoudianxindongba。"xiuming。

""ng？""niyounvpengyouma？"hanxiumingchadianbeimiantiaoqiangdao："mei、meiyou。""neiwokeyizhuinima？

""a？"tadengdayanjingkanzhewo，lianhongdexianggefanqie。"woshuo，woxiangzhuini。"wozhongfuleyibian，

"zuowonanpengyouhaobuhao？"hanxiumingfangxiakuaizi，jinzhangdicuozheshouzhi。

"keshiwomencaigangrenshi...""yijianzhongqingbuxingma？

""keshinibiwoda...""jiedilianhenliuxingde。"hanxiumingchenmolehenjiu，

caixiaoshengshuo："woconglaimeiyoutanguolianai，buzhidaozenmezuonanpengyou。""meiguanxi，wojiaoni。

"wozhanqishen，raodaotashenbian，congbeihoubaozhuleta。"jiuzheiyang，rangwobaobaonijiuxing。

"hanxiumingdeshentijiangyingleyixia，danhenkuaijiufangsongxialai。wopazaitadejianbangshang，

tanlandixishouzhecongtashentilichuanlaideshengmingli。zhendetaishufule。ruguonengyizhizheiyanggaiduohao。

"qinghuanjie...""ng？""wokeyiwenniyigewentima？""wenba。""niweishenmeyaoxuanzewo？

"woxianglexiang，juedingshuoyibanzhenhua。"yinweinishenshangyouzhongtebiedeqizhi，rangwoganjuehenshufu。

"hanxiumingzhuanguotoukanwo，yanshenliyouwokanbudongdedongxi。"zhendezhishiyinweizheiyangma？""dangran。

"wowenlewentadelianjia，"nandaohaixuyaobiedeliyouma？"hanxiumingxiaole，

neixiaorongchunzhenderangwoxintiaojiasu。"meiyou，wozhishijuedehenxingyun。"shia，niqueshihenxingyun。

zhishaozaiwoyongwannizhiqian，nihuiguodehenshufu。disanzhangdiertianyizao，wojiujihanxiuminganpailexindezhuchu。

shizhongxindegaodanggongyu，yigeyueliangwanba。"taiguile，wozhubuqide。"hanxiumingzhanzaihaohuadeketingli，

xiandegewaijujin。"sheishuoyaonichuqianle？"wocongbeihoubaozhuta，"zheishiwosongjinanpengyoudeliwu。

""keshi...""meiyoukeshi。"wodaduanta，"nixianzaishiwoderenle，

wobunengrangwodenanrenzhupofangzi。"hanxiumingzhuanshenkanzhewo，yanshenfuza。"qinghuanjie，

nidaodishizuoshenmegongzuode？""jialiyoudianxiaoshengyi。"wosuikoufuyan，"nibuyongdanxinqiandewenti。

"qishiwoyeyeliujiwodeyichanzugouwohuashibeizi，gengbieshuowohaiyouzijidegongsi。

qianduiwolaishuozhishishuzi。danhanxiumingxianranhaishiyouxiebuan。"wozongjuedezheiyangbutaihao，

xiangshizaichiruanfan...""neinijiudangshiwobaoyangnihaole。"wobankaiwanxiaodishuo。

hanxiumingdelianshunjianzhangdetonghong。"kaiwanxiaode。"woxiaozheqinleqinta，"womenshizhengjingdelianrenguanxi。

"hanxiumingzheicaisongleyikouqi。zhenshigetianzhendehaizi。woqueshishizaibaoyangta，

zhibuguomudebushiweilechuangshangneidianshi，ershiweiletashenshangdeshengmingli。jiexialaidejitian，

womeitiandouhuizhaogezhongliyouhehanxiumingjiechu。qianshou、yongbao、qinwen，

meiyicipengchudounengrangwoxishoudaoshengmingli。hanxiumingsuiranhaixiu，dancongbujujuewodeqinmijudong。

youshihouwoshenzhihuaiyi，shibushisuoyoudaxueshengdouzheimehaogaoding？zhidaoyizhouhoudeneigewanshang。

wozhengpazaihanxiuminghuailikandianying，turanyanqianchuxianleyixingtoumingdewenzi。

【dangqianhaogandu：72/100】woheleyitiao，chadiancongshafashangtiaoqilai。"zenmele？

"hanxiumingguanxindiwendao。"meishenme，kenengshiyanhuale。"woroulerouyanjing，neixingzixiaoshile。

danshijifenzhonghou，youyouxindewenzichuxian。【tishi：mubiaoduiwanjiachanshengyilaiqingxu，

jianyichenredatie】【renwujindu：diyijieduan70%wancheng】wanjia？mubiao？renwu？

wodexueyeshunjianninggule。zheixiecihuizhihuichuxianzaiyizhongqingkuangxia——youxi。nandaowoshiyouxilidenpc？

erhanxiumingshi...wanjia？woqiangpozijibaochilengjing，jixuwozaihanxiuminghuaili。biaomianshangkandianying，

shijishangwodedanaozaifengkuangyunzhuan。ruguowozhendeshiyouxilidenpc，neiwodecunzaiyiyishishenme？

beigonglvededuixiang？haishijiwanjiatigongmouzhongjianglidegongjuren？xiangdaozheili，worenbuzhudalegehanzhan。

"lengma？"hanxiumingtitiedijiwogaishangtanzi。"xiexie。"wotaitoukanzheta。

zheizhangqingxiudelianshangkanbuchurenheyichang，yiranshineifuchunzhenwuxiedemoyang。danxianzaiwozhidaole，

takenenggenbenjiubushishenmedanchundedaxuesheng。tashiwanjia。erwoshitadeyouximubiao。neimewentilaile，

tazhidaowodezhenshishenfenma？zhidaowoxuyaoxishoushengminglilaiweichishengmingma？haishishuo，zaitayanli，

wozhishiyigeshedinghaodenpc，yongyoumouxietedingdeshuxingheqingjie？woyuexiangyuehaipa。

ruguowozhendezhishiyouxishuju，neiwodeganqingsuanshenme？woduitachanshengdehaoganshizhenshide，

haishichengxushedingde？"qinghuanjie，nijintiankanqilaixinshizhongzhongde。"hanxiumingqingfuzhewodetoufa，

"shigongzuoshangyoushenmefannaoma？""meiyou。"woyaoyaotou，"jiushiyoudianlei。""neizaodianxiuxiba。

"hanxiumingzhanqishen，zhunbeihuizijifangjian。"dengdeng。"wolazhutadeshou，"jinwanpeiwoshuihaobuhao？

"hanxiuminglengleyixia，lianyouhongle。"jiushidanchundepeishui，shenmedoubuzuo。"wojieshidao。

"ng...haode。"tangzaichuangshang，wozhenzhehanxiumingdegebo，ganshouzhecongtashentichuanlaidewennuan。

zhenshidetiwen，zhenshidexintiao，zhenshidehuxi。tazhendezhishiyouxishujuma？neiwoyoushishenme？

disizhangdiertianxinglai，wojuedingshitanyixiahanxiuming。"xiuming，nijuedewomenrenshiduojiule？

"hanxiumingxianglexiang："yigexingqilingsantian。""neinijuedewoshigeshenmeyangderen？""shanliang，meili，

duiwohenhao。"tarenzhendishuo，"haiyoujiushiyoudianshenmi。""shenmi？""ng，

zongjuedenishenshangyouhenduomimi。"hanxiumingkanzhewo，"buguomeiguanxi，meigerendouyoubuxiangshuodeshiqing。

"woxinliyijin。tashizhendechajuedaoleshenme，haishizheiyeshiyouxishedingdetaici？"neiniyoushenmemimima？

"wofanwen。hanxiumingdeyanshenshanshuoleyixia。"wo...woqishibushibendiren。""e？

neinishinaliren？""henyuandedifang，nikenengmeitingshuoguo。"tahanhudishuodao。

zheigehuidarangwogengjiaquexinlezijidecaice。

"henyuandedifang"——zheibujiushidianxingdeyouxinpchuidama？mohubuqing，meiyoujutixinxi。

woshenxiyikouqi，juedingzhijietanpai。"xiuming，wowenniyigewenti，niyaochengshihuidawo。""haode。

""nijuedezheigeshijieshizhenshidema？"hanxiuminglengzhule。tadingzhewokanlehenjiu，biaoqingzhujianbiandefuza。

"niweishenmezheimewen？""huidawo。"hanxiumingchenmolejifenzhong，zuihoukuxiaozheshuo："nifaxianle。

"wodexinchedichendaolegudi。"suoyizheizhendeshiyouxishijie？""shide。"hanxiumingdiantou，

"yikuanjiaozuo《doushilianai》demoniyouxi。""neiwoshi...""npc。"tadaduanlewo，

"youxilizuizhongyaodegonglveduixiang。"wobishangyanjing，nulixiaohuazheigeshishi。"neinini？nishiwanjia？

""ng。""congshenmeshihoukaishigonglvewode？""congyedianjianmiandeneiyike。"hanxiumingdeshengyinhenqing，

"xitongtishiwo，nishiyigeteshudenpc，yongyoubuweirenzhidemimi。gonglvechenggongdehua，

keyihuodeteshujiangli。"teshujiangli。suoyiwoduitalaishuo，zhendezhishiyigerenwumubiao。

"neinizhidaowodemimishishenmema？"wowendao。hanxiumingyaotou："youxizhishuoniyoumimi，

danmeishuojutishishenme。woxuyaozijifaxian。"wozhengkaiyanjingkanzheta。"neinifaxianlema？

""faxianleyixie。"tayouyuleyixia，"birunimeicipengchuwodeshihou，

wodounengganjuedaoyizhongqiguaidechouligan，haoxiangyoushenmedongxibeinixizoule。"wodetongkongshousuo。

tachajuedaole？"haiyou，nidepifuwenduzongshibizhengchangrendiyixie，danjiechuwozhihouhuibiandewennuan。

"hanxiumingjixushuodao，"wocaicenikenengxuyaotongguojiechubierenlaihuodemouzhongnengliang。"congming。

bukuishinengwandaozheikuanyouxidewanjia。"jirannidouzhidaole，weishenmehaiyaopeihewoyanxi？"wowendao。

hanxiumingchenmolehenjiu。"yinweiwofaxian，jishizhidaonishinpc，wohaishi...""haishishenme？

""haishixihuanshangnile。"takanzhewo，yanshenliyouwocongweijianguodefuzaqingxu。"wozhidaozheihenhuangmiu，

aishangyigeyouxijiaose。danshiwokongzhibuzhuziji。""nihewozaiyiqi，zhishiweilewanchengrenwu。

"wolenglengdishuo。"zuikaishishide。"hanxiumingchengrendao，"danshihoulai...""houlaizenyang？

""houlaiwokaishixiwangzheigeyouxiyongyuanbuyaojieshu。"tashenshouxiangyaomowodelian，beiwoduokaile。

"guqinghuan，wozhidaonishinpc，danshizaiwoxinli，nijiushiyigezhenshideren。""zhenshideren？

"wolengxiao，"wozhishiyiduidaimaeryi。""bu，nibushi。"hanxiumingjiqiedishuodao，

"niyouzijidexiangfa，zijideqingxu，zijidemimi。nibihenduozhenrendouyaozhenshi。"wozhanqishen，

zoudaochuangbian。"neiruguoyouxijieshuleni？nihuizenmeban？""wobuzhidao。"hanxiumingdeshengyinyouxiezhandou，

"danshiwoxiwangnengbanidaidaoxianshishijiequ。""daiwoquxianshishijie？"wozhuantoukanzheta，

"nijuedezheikenengma？""wobuzhidao，danwoxiangshishi。"kanzhetarenzhendebiaoqing，wohuranyouxiexindong。

ranhouwoxiangqileyigegengkepadewenti。"hanxiuming，wowenni，ruguowozhendezhishiyigenpc，

neiwoxianzaideganqingshizhenshidema？""shenmeyisi？""woshishuo，woduinichanshengdehaogan，

shichengxushedingde，haishiwozizhuchanshengde？"hanxiuminglengzhule。zheigewenti，liantayehuidabule。

diwuzhangjiexialaidejitian，womenzhijiandeqifenbiandehenqiguai。hanxiumingxiaoxinyiyidiguanchazhewo，

sihuzaiyanjiuwodemeiyigefanying。erwoyezaiguanchata，xiangyaofenbianchutadenaxiexingweishizhenxin，

naxieshiyanji。"qinghuan，nijintiankanqilaixinqingbutaihao。"hanxiumingshitanxingdishuodao。"meiyou。

"womianwubiaoqingdihuida。zicongzhidaozhenxianghou，wofaxianzijihennanzaixiangyiqianneiyangzirandihetaxiangchu。

meidangtaduiwohaodeshihou，wodouhuixiang：zheishizhenxinde，haishiweilewanchengrenwu？

meidangwoduitachanshenghaogandeshihou，wodouhuihuaiyi：zheishiwozhenshideganqing，haishichengxusheding？

zheizhonghuaiyikuaiyaobawobifengle。"qinghuan。"hanxiumingzuodaowoshenbian，"womennengbunengzhongxinkaishi？

""shenmeyisi？""wangdiaowoshiwanjia，nishinpczheijianshi。"tarenzhendikanzhewo，

"jiudangwomenshilianggeputongren，zaiputongdeshijielilianai。""zheikenengma？""weishenmebukeneng？

"hanxiumingwozhuwodeshou，"buguanzheigeshijieshizhenshijia，womendeganqingdoushizhende。"woxiangchouhuishou，

dantawodehenjin。"hanxiuming，niyoumeiyouxiangguo，yexuniduiwodeganqingyeshichengxushedingde？""shenme？

""yexuyouxiweilezengjiazhenshigan，jiwanjiayeshedingleganqingchengxu。

rangnimenzaigonglveguochengzhongchanshengzhenshideqinggantiyan。"hanxiumingdeliansebiandecangbai。"nideyisishi，

woduinideaiyekenengshijiade？""youzheigekeneng。"womenxianrulechenmo。

ruguolianwanjiadeganqingdoukenengshixujiade，neizheiduanguanxihaiyoushenmeyiyi？zhengzaizheishi，

woyanqianyouchuxianleyouxitishi。【jinggao：mubiaonpcqingxubuwending，

haoganduxiajiangzhi45/100】【jianyi：shiyongteshudaoju"zhenxinhuayaoshui"，

keqiangzhitishenghaogandu】wodengdaleyanjing。zhenxinhuayaoshui？qiangzhitishenghaogandu？

suoyiyouxizhendekeyicaokongwodeganqing？"nikandaoshenmele？"hanxiumingzhuyidaowodeyichang。"youxitishi。

"worushigaosuta，"jianyinishiyongzhenxinhuayaoshuilaitishengwodehaogandu。"hanxiuminglengzhule。

"womeiyoushiyongrenhedaoju。""neiweishenmehuiyouzheigetishi？""wobuzhidao。"hanxiumingzhouqimeitou，

"yexushixitongdezidongjianyi？"wohuranxiangdaoleshenme。"hanxiuming，ninengkandaoyouxijiemianma？

biruwodehaogandushuzhi？""nengkandao。"tadiantou，"xianzaishi45。

""neinizhiqianweishenmebuyongdaoju？"hanxiumingchenmoleyihuier，caishuo："yinweiwoxiangyaonizhenxinxihuanwo，

erbushibeidaojuqiangzhikongzhi。"zheigehuidarangwoyouxieyiwai。"jiusuanzheiyangwomendeganqingkenengdoushijiade？

""neiwomenjiurangtabianchengzhende。"hanxiumingkanzhewo，"guqinghuan，buguanwomenshishenmeshenfen，

zaishenmeshijie，wodouxianghenizaiyiqi。""keshi...""meiyoukeshi。"tadaduanlewo，

"aijiushiai，buxuyaoliyou，yebuxuyaozhengmingzhenjia。"shuowan，tawenlewo。zheigewenhenqinghenwenrou，

daizhexiaoxinyiyideshitan。wobenlaixiangyaotuikaita，danshentiquechengshidihuiyingle。womenyongbaozhedaozaishafashang，

bicitanlandisuoquduifangdewennuan。jiuzaizheishi，woyanqianchuxianlexindetishi。

chengxuyushe】【zhengzaijinxingshendusaomiao...】【saomiaojieguo：gainpcyichanshengzizhuyishi】zizhuyishi？

shenmeyisi？wotuikaihanxiuming，chuanzheqiwen："nikandaoshenmetishile？"hanxiumingdebiaoqingbiandehenqiguai。

"xitongshuo...nichanshenglezizhuyishi。""zheiyiweizheshenme？"hanxiumingyaotou："woyebuzhidao。

zheizhongqingkuangwoconglaimeiyudaoguo。"zhengzaiwomenyihuodeshihou，fangjianlituranxiangqileyigejixiedeshengyin。

01npcfashengyichangtubian】【qidonghuishouchengxu】【daojishi：30fenzhong】wohehanxiumingtongshilengzhule。

"huishouchengxu？"wojingkongdikanzhehanxiuming，"zheishishenmeyisi？"hanxiumingdeliansebiandesiyibancangbai。

"yisishi...tamenyaoshanchuni。"diliuzhang"shanchuwo？"wowufalijiezheigegainian，"wohuisima？

""wobuzhidao。"hanxiumingdeshengyinzaizhandou，"zaiyouxili，npcbeishanchujiushichedixiaoshi。

"【daojishi：28fenzhong】jixieshengyinzaicixiangqi，meiyigezidouxiangcuimingfuyiyangqiaojizhewodexinzang。

"youmeiyoubanfazuzhi？"wozhuazhuhanxiumingdeshou，"nishiwanjia，yidingyoubanfadeduibudui？

"hanxiumingpinmingyaotou："wozhishiputongwanjia，meiyouquanxianxiugaixitongsheding。""neiyouxiguanliyuanni？

kefuni？""zheishiquanzidongdeaixitong，meiyourengongkefu。"wotanzuozaishafashang，

juewangdikanzhedaojishi。27fenzhong。26fenzhong。wohaiyoubudaobanxiaoshideshijian。"hanxiuming，wohaipa。

"wodiyicizaitamianqianbiaoxianchucuiruo。"buyaopa。"tajinjinbaozhuwo，"wohuixiangbanfade。

""shenmebanfa？""qiangzhituichuyouxi。"hanxiumingshuodao，"ruguowotuichuyouxi，