《jiaqiwuliao？wojuexinglezhiboxitong》zhujiaoweiyunyuyaofusu，zuozhebuxiangtutoudeshaonvrumuchunfengdenaodonggenxiangxiangli，qingjiehuanhuanxiangkou，xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。{yinian365tian，tiantianzhazaishiyanshiheguapeng，bierenkanlaidandiaowuliaodeshenghuo，taqueganzhiruyi。yinweitawuyuanwuhuidefengxian，zhongguozaoyichengweishijieshangzuida……
【nishenmeshihouganjuezuguobiandeqiangdale！】
{以前：
yingjiang：tuzi，wohuaiyinizheichuanshangyouweijinpin，woyaoshangqusoucha！
tuzi：junzibaochoushinianbuwan，woren。
现在：
yingjiang：tuzi，wohuaiyinizheichuanshangyouweijinpin——
tuzi：duia，zenmele？cnimde。}
“houshiweishenmeyaobazijiguojiajiaotuzia？yidiandoubuweiyan。”
“zheiyingjiang，kanqilaimanhengwuli！”
“manyizhiguo，jingganruciduiwomendeguojia！”
“manzuiliyilian，**！”
“xinghaozanmenhoushiqiangdaleqilai。”
{yiqiangongzhi：kankanrenjia，duomeziyouminzhu。
xianzaigongzhi：shaocaoxinrenjiazenmeyang，xianguanhaoniziji。}
xitong666：zouqi——
“zheigongzhibujiushihanjianma？”
“走狗！”
“goubuxianjiapin，zheixiegongzhiliangoudouburu！”
{感触颇深：
peitushiliangzhangduibitu，yizhangshi2024nianqingdaogangyixiaonanhaizaijunjianshangzuozhedetupian；lingyizhangshi1923nianshanghaizhanyiyingerzaifeixuzhonghaotaodakudetupian。}
特殊年代——
“taihaole，womendezuguoqiangdaqilaile！”shuohuaderenyishileiliumanmian。
{jiushizheigeshihou：2023shijiegeju
peituxianshilexuduozhanzheng，weiyouzhongguoshidianshangdazhan，baiyibutie。}
xitong666：kaike——
“zheihoushiyebutaipinga！”
“zanmenhoudaitaipingjiuhao，nikanqitadifangdoudazhang，zhiyouzanmenhoudaizaimaimaidongxi，zhenhao。”
“zhenhao，zhenxiangquhoushikankan。”
{zhongguonaliqiangle，zheimeduonianyizhidoushifazhanzhongguojiadehaoba，buyaozhengzheyanjingluanshuo，juedeqiangdeguojiazhaozhaozijideyuanyin，zheimeduonianyoumeiyougaojijian，jingjiyoumeiyouzhang（goutoujpg.）}
“zheishuohuazenmeguaimoguaiyangde？”
{90年代：
tuzi：woyaoshouhuitaiwan。
xiaorizi：zheijianshiwomenyidingbuhuifangrenbuguan。
兔子：……
现在：
兔子：我要收回台湾
xiaorizi：zheijianshiwomenbuhuifangrenbuguande。
tuzi：hao，yiyanweiding，shuangxilinmen！}
“taiwanzenmele？”zhengchenggongyihuo。
bushi，zijiganggangshoufuwana！
这后世怎么回事？
怎么台湾又出去了？
“zheiguizipingshenmelaiganyuwomendejiashi！”
“siguiziwo#%……&**……”
“zanmenbixiashuodaguizizheijianshizhunbeidezenmeyangle？”yiyouxiawenlewenshenbianderen。
“haiyaozaidengdeng，haizaizhaoshibingni。”shenbianrenda。
游侠若有所思。
{yigegaozhongshengchongshangtai，tongmachongyang**jiangshi，gaohuweizhonghuazhijueqierdushudeshihou}
“此人不配为师！”
“jingranrucituichongwaiguo，hebulikaizhongguo！”
gurendoujiangjiugen，zijideguojiajiushizijidegen，genbuhaonikeyibatayanghao，danshiwanbunengcibanzuotai。
“weizhonghuazhijueqierdushu，duomezhenlongfakuideyanluna！”
“weiyouhengquxiansheng（zhangzai）dehengliangsijunengyuzhipimeile。”
{zaizhongguobucunzaishangbuqidaxuedewenti。
只要你人能到位。
congniruxue，zhuxuejin+zhuxuedaikuan+canshibuzhu+guojializhijiangxuejin+qingongjianxuezhuanxiangbangfuyitiaolong。
buguannijiayouduokunnan，dounengshixianzhiyaoyizhanghuochepiao，sinianbutaoyifenqian。}
[huochepiaoxueshengbanjiae~]
[fubingyihaimianxuefeide，haijiaxuefenhaijikaoyanjiafen，haiyoujiangxuejin]
[zhiyaonizaiguidingshijianneihaiwanxuedai，jiumeiyoulixidee~]
“zhei，zheishidatongzhishia！”qianshuidekongfuzizantan。
houshirenrennengdushu，renrennengchibao，zheijiushizijilixiangzhongdedatongshengshia！
“zhenhao，ruguowoshenghuozaihoushijiuhaole，zheiyangwoyenengdushule。”zhengzaigengzuodenongfuchushen。
zijibensuanshifuyuzhijia，danshifuqinhaodu，jiachanquanpeijinqule。
zijiyezhinengcongxuetangtuixue，wuyuankaochangle。
“zheidangbingyouzheimeduohaochua。”
yixueziyoudianxindong，danzhuannianyixiang，zheilibushihoushio(╥﹏╥)o
“xueshenghaiyouyouhui，zhenhao。”laizishifenxianmujidudegejiexuezimen。
{dangbaxizongtongshuotajingchangkanzhongchao、guanzhuzhongchaodeshihou，wojiuzhidaole。}
{yibainianqiandebalihehui，napanishizhanshengguo，napanidesuqiushihelide，napanihanpolehoulonghanpolesangzi，meirenzaihunidetaidu。
yibainianhou，zheigeshijiebuguanfashengledianshenmeshi，wulunyuniyouguanwuguan、yuniguanxidaxiao，zongyourenbutingwennishishenmetaidu。}
guweijunjihushihongleyankuang。
taihaole，bainianhoudezhongguo，zhendeshitaihaole。
{leisidewentiwokandaoyigedaan，yingguonvwangyilishabaiqushideshihou，zhiyaozhongmeiliangguoshidandudezhuanche，zheijiuyijingzhengminglezhongguodeshili，qitadoushifeihua。}
“waiguojingranhaiyounvwang？”
“女子怎可为王？”
“nvzizenmejiubunengdanghuangdile？tianmujingranbochulaileneijiushuomingzheishikexingde。kanbuguanneinijiubuyaokantianmu。”
yixielaogubanduibuguozheixiefanduizijidepinglun，danshiyoushebuxiatianmu、youpazijikanbuletianmu。
zhihaoshenxiyikouqi，bishangzijidezui，zaixinliququ。
“nvwang！”taipinggongzhudeyexingengdale。
lvzhikanzhe“nvwang”erzichushenle。
danshixinsizhiyouyishun，tazhidaozijidexiangfabukenengshixiande。
ai，liuyingshenmeshihounengdongshia？
{lianheguoyouyigefeichangzhongyaodedisanshijieguojiazuzhi，jiao“77guojituan+zhongguo”。nimeikancuo，zheigezuzhidequanmingjiujiao“77guojituan+zhongguo”，zuzhidaibiaofayanshiyeshuodequanming。jushuoshizhongguojijicanyu“77guojituan”degexiangshiyi，danjiushibujiaru，ranhoumingzijiubianchengzheigele。}
[不结盟原则]
[bujiemengjiubuhuibeimengyoubangjia]
“zheigeyuanze—”gejiewaijiaoguandouzaisikao。
[yinyuanyi：zaineiyiju：“nimenmeiyouzigezaizhongguomianqianshuonimencongshilidediweichufatongzhongguojianghua”zhihou，wojiuzhidaozhongguozhanqilaile。]
“hao！shuodezhenhao！”luzhengxiangdashenghecai！
balihehuiyongyuanshitamenxinlidetong。
rujinjiezhutianmudeyikandaohoushizhiqiangsheng，luzhengxiangjuedexinlihaoshoulehenduo。
[嘻嘻又哈哈：
美国：今日乳法。
中国：今日乳法。
俄罗斯：今日乳法。
英国：今日乳法。
faguo：……suinimenbian。
卡大佐：今日乳法。
faguo：tamensigeshuowojiusuanle，nishenmedongxia！nongsini！]
“zheifaguobushihoushidewuchangzhiyima？zenmeganjuebutailihaideyangzi。”
“nishaa！nikanneixieshuotadeyeshiwuchanga！”
“neishenmekadazuohenlihaima？tazenmeyexuezanmenhoushi。”
[lanseyaoji：08aoyunhui：
tuzi：banzheizhongguojibisaizhendehaorongxinghaojidong，biedeguojiayundongyuanhuibuhuishuowomendedongxibuhaochiao(╥﹏╥)o
22年冬奥会：
sheijinidelianzailaozidipanshangbibi，buhaochinituchulaia（weixiaojpg.）]
[xiandanxiannv：diannini，hanguo（weixiaojpg.）]
“shineigetouzanmenxiguadeguojia。”
“真的不要脸。”
kanwanzheige**，huangdimenxiangdexianranbibaixingdeyaoduo。
houshirendepinglunyangyizheduiguojiadereaihezihao。
zheishitamenchenminsuobujubeide。
erqiezheihoushishizenmefazhanzheimekuaide？
yibainianqianbeirendaya，yibainianhoubaixingfengyizushi、baodushishu。
jiusuanshizaixiaoxinyandehuangdiyebudebuchengren，houshidequeshigeshengshi。
【wo，suzizhan，beisonggengwang，niguanneijiaobianguan，woguanneijiaomeishidaka】
suzhe（haiyaokejuban）：tianmutideshinima？haolihaia！
sushi（haiyaokejuban）：bianguanhenlihaima？
sushi（yibianguanban）：……
**laiyuan：tuzishizuilihaide
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