《jingshenbingmianqian,guidongxisuangeqiu》shiyibuxuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo,xiaoshuozuozheshi“tututu”dada,shuzhongzhujiaofenbieshichenzhuonvba,jingcaiqingjiegaishu:……shenye,qumojingchezhong,chanzazheyiliangbiaozhuqingshanjingshenbingyuandejiuhuche,kaishangledongdaqiao。dongdaqiaoquanzhangliangqiansibaimi,kuanyueshiermi,hengdujinjiangshui……
chenzhuohuangrandawu,dishangbeibangdelaotaitai,jiushinanrenkanglaidenianqingnvren。
zheishibanianqingnvrendeshoumingshulea。
愚蠢的人类!
tongshi,chenzhuodenaozikuaisusikaoqilai,neiruguozijidushangquanbudeshouming,shibushishoumingkeyifansibei?anzhaoliushiniansuan,siliuershisi,erbaisishisui。
sanduiyi,sifenzhiyidejihui。
“nengduzijidemingma?”
qipaonvguiyanmianxiaodao:“benjiuyinggaiduzijideming,duzijideming,duyunhuigenghao。”
【pianjujinggao!suzhuqingwushangdangshoupian。】
chenzhuoluqixiuzi,shenchudamuzhi。
“我也赌命。”
“赌多少?”
“全压上。”
chenzhuojianqishangyigedumingnanrenliuxiadedao,duizhemuzhidusikaoliangjiu,zaixitongdebangzhuxialailegetongkuai,zhazhashishideenxialezijideshouyin。
sanguijianzhuang,nanyizhixindekanzhechenzhuo,congzheixiaozideyangqizhilaikan,zheixiaozizhishaonenghuobajiushisuini,yashangquanbushouming,sanguiyifen,guiqixiuweizhishaonengshengyigedaji,daoshi,sangeguijiang,hepazaiguijiemeiyouyixizhidi?
“xiaogeshuangkuai,majianghaishitouzi?”
chenzhuoyaoyaotou:“buhui。”
“那小哥玩什么?”
“抽王八。”
“chouwangba?”qipaonvguijinge。
chenzhuocuozheshou,youdianpobujidaidejieshi:“yifupai,nachuyigexiaowangsangeba,jiangshengxiadepaijunfen,chudiaoshouzhongdeduizi,anshunxuchouduifangdepai,zuihousheinadaowangba,sheijiushule。“
sanguihuxiangduishiyiyan,juedechenzhuoyoudianbuduijing,dumingyongchouwangbadefangshibushuo,haizheimedejibukenai,zheirenyaobujiushinaoziyoudianmaobing,yaobujiushilaizachangzide。
chenzhuokansanguijinzhoumeimao,zhuiwendao:“haibuhuiwanma?neiwozaishuoyibian。”
“hui,douhui,yongnidepai,haishiwomendepai?”
“womeipai,yongnimende。”
画风急转直下。
yigeren,sanzhigui,mianduiyitapukepai。
chenzhuoyanzhuzidiliuliudeyizhuan:“woxianzhuapaile。”
yirenyizhang,jiangyiluopaichouwan。
sanguizuozhen,chenzhuodeyunqinenghaoma?
bahedawangquanzaichenzhuoshouli。
chenzhuojiangpaikouzaizhuomianshang,daluanpaimian。
huaixiaozheduizhangzhangshundao:“gainichoule。”
【xitongkaiqifangzuobibaohu。】
zhangzhangshunshuangyansaoguochenzhuodepaibei,meiyouanzhaotayuxiangdeneiyang,kanchuanpaimianshangdeneirong。
zaichangshileyibian,yijiumeikanchuanpaimian。
不应该啊。
paishizijidepai,dapaideren,zhengzaizhuanxindekoujiao。
“kuaidiana,chougewangbahaimomojijide,chounineiniangniangqiangdeyang,yidiandoubuguoduan。”chenzhuohaobubihuideshuodao。
zhangzhangshunshenchucangbaideshoulveguochenzhuodepaimian。
wanquanwufadongxipaimianshangdeneirong。
【xitongbenzheweihusuzhushengminganquandeyuanze,zaiteshuqingkuangxiaxuyaoweisuzhutigongteshushouduan。】
zhangzhangshunbuzhidaodeshi,tameilveguoyizhangpai,paimiandouhuiyouyuanlaideshuzibianchengdawangpai。
kanbuchuanpaimiandezhangzhangshun,suishouchouchuyizhangpai,taiqiyikan,dawangpai。
chenzhuolimashouqizijidepai,fangdaozijidehuaili,tifangsanzhigui,toutoumomodesaoguozijidepaimian,faxianshaoleyizhangdawangpai。
“heiheiheiheiheihei。”chenzhuohuaixiaochushenglai。
zhangzhangshunzhouzhoumei,duizhuruxiaoguiyaoleyaotou。
zhangzhangshunyinian:henqiguai,wokanbuchuantadepaimian。
zhuruxiaoguiyinian:xianbuyaoqingjuwangdong。
dierlun,zhangzhangshunchouzouleneizhangba。
sanzhixiaoguizaicichuandiyinianxinxi。
zhuruxiaoguiyinian:zheirenyoudianxiaobenshi。
qipaonvguiyinian:buhuishilaizhaochadeba。
zhangzhangshunyinian:kankantayoushenmemude。
chenzhuoduisanrenyiniandejiaoliuhaobuzhiqing,haichenjinzaizijidexiyuedangzhong,zirenweijinwandeyunqishizaitaihaole。
jiquanxialai,meirenzhishengxiasanzhangpai。
lundaochenzhuochoule,chenzhuobashoufangzainvguidepaimianshang。
zaijiechuzhongjianyizhangpaishi,chenzhuoganjueshoumaleyixia。
jiushizheizhang,chenzhuochouchupai,haoqideshuaizaizhuomianshang。
“haha,couduile,wozoule。”
chenzhuoshuaidiaoshouzhongdepai,kaixindezhuanquanquan。
【xitongtishi:suzhushoumingzengfu180nian,yue240nian。】
paizhuoshangdesangui,yinqiqusan,nvguibanzhangwanhaodelianjianjianchuxianshiban,xianyandeyifuyansetuiqu,nanguibozideshangkouyufazhengning,lianbuxianxianshitideqingse,zhuruxiaoguikuaisushuailao,xiangzhihapigou。
sanguizuozaizhuoqian,kanzhebicixianluchusihoudemoyang,yinianjiaoliu。
qipaonvguiyinian:zheixieshouming,keshiwomenzheimeduonianlaixinxinkukuyinglaide,bunengrangzheixiaozijiyingzoule。
zhangzhangshunyinian:zheirenmingxianlaizachangzide,bixujitadianyansekankan。
zhuruxiaoguiyinian:jiranshilaizhaochade,jiubieguaiwomenbukeqile。
zhuruxiaoguicongyizishangzhanqishen,yibazhangpaizaizhuozishang,wuneiwendudouranxiajiang,zhuoshanglazhudehuomiaofengkuangdetiaodong,huomiaoyansejianjianbeiqingsesuodaiti。
qingsezhuguangxiadesanzhigui,xiandeyichangkongbu。
‘嘭~’
木门自动关上。
zheiyishenghedechenzhuoyijiling。
chenjinzaikaixinzhongdechenzhuo,bingmeiyouganjuedaoweixianlailin,nengqingtajinmenwanpaideguinengyoushenmehuaixinyanni?
大概是风吹开了门。
chenzhuopaodaomenkou,qingeryijudelakaimumen,zuoyouhuangdongliangxia,youyumumenshizaitaipojiule,mendiaole。
额……
这可怎么好?
renjiahaoxinhaoyiqingtajinmenwanpai,tahaibarenjiademenxiediaole。
yishidaowuneibiansedelazhu,tamenbuhuiyinweiyigemenshengqileba。
“neige,nijiamen,wobushiguyide。”chenzhuoxiandejuzuwucuo。
sanzhiguitongshishanxiandaochenzhuomianqian,sanzhanglianfanqiqingguang。
chenzhuozhanzaimenbian,yanlekoutuomo,chaoyuanwaidahanyisheng:“xiaoguitou,damao。”
xiaoguitouyuqiannianhuhuncongyuanwaichuanqianglaidaochenzhuoshenbian。
xiaoguitoujiansanguideqishi,shengtengerqi,toufasisanpiaodang,zhoushenheiqipiaosan,shuangmutonghong。
qiannianhuhun,houtuiyiche,zuochusuishizhunbeijingongzitai。
“吼~”
yishenghuxiao,chongdangdewuneisanzhiliguideqishi,dangranwucun。
“ganmani,ganmani。”chenzhuojiaoma,dabuzoudaohuhunqian,taiqishou。
qiannianhuhunshouhuiyubeijingongdehoutui,dixiatou,ailechenzhuoyiquantou。
xiaoguitoujianzhuangguaiguailuodi,shouqixiongxiang,dizhetoubeichenzhuochuileyigenaoguabeng。
“xiaoguitou,bawolingshinachulai。”chenzhuoyouxiaoshengdeshuodao:“nadianbuhaochide。”
xiaoguitouguaiguaipiaodaohuhunbeishang,zaibaoguolifanzhaochujidailingshi,jiaojichenzhuo。
chenzhuobaozhejidailingshi,mianxiangwuneiqishidangranwucundesanzhiligui:“shizaibuhaoyisi,wozhenbushiguyide。”
shuozhe,jianghuailidelingshisaidaosanzhiliguishouzhong。
sanzhiliguimuguangqiqidekanxianghuhunyuxiaoguitou。
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