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“baoan？”yefengjuedehenhaoxiao，taraoyouxingqudekanzhesongqiangshuodao：
“niyigeheianshilidejiahuo，juranbaoan，zhenshirangwodakaiyanjie。”
shuozhe，yefengzhaolegedifangzuolexialai。
“canglong，niqukankanneixieshouhaizhe，kanyoumeiyoujixujiuyide，ruoyoulikedajiuhudianhua。”
“shi！”canglonggongshenxingli，zhuanshenchaoqiangjiaochudeneixieshouhaizhezouqu。
“yefeng。”zheishi，songqianghuranchushengshuodao：“nidouyijingyaodahuolintoule，haiyouxinqingduoguanxianshi？”
yefenglengmodekanzhesongqiang，shuodao：“nijiuqingxingba，ruobushixiangrangnituchugengduodedongxi，nixianzaihezhaoanyiyangjiushigesirenle。”
songqiangdalegehanzhan，buganzaiduoyanyu，shengpayefenghuiyigebugaoxingjiangtayejibengle。
buduoshi，mingdishengxiangqi，yiduijishihaozhianrenyuan，haohaodangdangjinrulefeijiucangku。
yiqiansongqiangjianlezhian，jiuxianglaoshujianlemao，kejintian，zheixieyiqiantapasiledezhian，zaitayanzhongshineimedekeai。
“madui，nizhongyulaile。”songqiangyibabitiyibaleide，chongxiangdaiduidemabenchang。
“kuai！madui，nikuairangrenjibiyefeng，zheigejiahuoshizaishitaikongbule。”
“tagangconglimianchulai，jiushalezhaoan，tajiushigemogui，nimenkuaibatashale。”
mabenchangmeitoujinzhou，xunshileyixiasizhou。
“把宋强铐起来。”
jiezhe，talaidaoyefengmianqian，gongshenxinglidao：“shenshuai，ninkanzheishiergaizenmechuli？”
songqiangjingdaile，nanyizhixindekanzhezheiyimu。
“zhei…zheishizenmehuishi？”
songqiangxiangbumingbai，shenweisuhangzhianjuyibashoudemabenchang，weishenmehuiduiyigezuoguolaodeyefeng，neimegongjing。
“daihuiquyanshen，rangtatuchusuhangsuoyoudefangdaieshili，zheigerenzuoeduoduan，wenchulaihoujiubileba。”
“shi，shenshuai！”mabenchanggongshendao。
yefengsuibushizhiantixide，danshenweishenshuaideyefeng，queyouquanliminglingxiamianrenhetizhineideren。
“madui，nizheishishenmeqingkuang？shiyefengshaleren，niweishenmeyaozhuawo？”
songqiangyilianmengbi，tagaobumingbaizheijiujingshizenmehuishi，weishenmexilihutudezijijiubeizhuale，erqiedengdaizhetadehaishiqiangbi。
“heng”mabenchanglenghengyisheng，zhizheqiangjiaodeneixieshouhaizheshuodao：“neixiejiushiyuanyin。”
“ke…kewoshibaoanrena。”songqiangshengsilijiedehandao。
“neiyouzenyang？”mabenchanglenglengdekanzheta，shuodao：“nandaonideshouxiafufale，nimenfanxiadezuonie，jiukeyiyibigouxiaolema？”
“带走！”
yefenghecanglonggenzhemabenchangyitongqulezhianju，taxiangkankan，zheixieniantamenshouhudeguotunei，youduoshaozhuchong。
yucitongshi，zhianjunei。
liutianleizaiyimingzhianduiyuandedailingxia，laidaoleerbashoudebangongshinei。
zhianjuerbashoumingjiaosunyoukang，zheixienianliujiadadiandezhengshizheiwei。
jinrubangongshi，liutianleibiankuzhelianshuodao：“sunfudui，maduizheishishenmeyisi？tazenmenengzaiwoerzidedehunlishang，zhuazouwoerzini？”
“womenliujiazheixienian，duisuhangdegongxiankebushaoa，zenme？xianzaishuofanlianjiufanlian？”
sunyoukangtaitoukanleyanliutianlei，zhoumeidao：“nizheishizaizhiwenwo？”
liutianleixinzhongyijing，ganmangpeixiaodao：“sunfudui，wozenmegana？wozheishilaiqiuninde。”
liutianleianmazijichenbuzhuqi，gangcaitayeshiyishiqifen，caijiangneixiehuatuokouerchude。
“sunfudui，xianzaiduiwoerziliupengtaodekonggao，youmeiyoushizhixingdezhengju，ninkanyaobujiubawoerzijifangleba。”
“wokeyixiangninbaozheng，baoanrenchanshudeneixieluanqibazaodezuixing，quandoushihushuobadaode，genbenjiushizaiwuxianwoerzi。”
“shima？”sunyoukangmianmubiaoqingdekanzheliutianleiwendao：“nijiuneimequexin，nierzishenmezuixingdoumeifan？”
“kejuwosuozhi，bingbushizheiyanga，yiqianwokanzainimenliujia，duisuhangdegtpzengzhangyoubangzhu，duinimenliujiadeshi，yixiangshicongkuanchuli。”
“kenimenliujiani？jurannazhejimaodanglingjian，nizhenyiweinierzizuodeneixieshiqing，woyidiandoubuzhidao？”
“zhei……”liutianleiyishiyusai。
tashiliupengtaodefuqin，tazenmehuibuzhidaoliupengtaofandeneixieshini？
“sunfudui，ninkanzheiyangxingbu？woyihouyidingyanjiakanguanwoerzi，ninkanzheicinengbunengjiuxianfangletazheiyici？”
sunyoukangwunaideyaoleyaotou，kanxiangliutianlei。
“laoliu，niwoyedalejishinianjiaodao，zuoweipengyou，wofengquanniyiju，nierzideshi，jiubieguanle。”
liutianleilianseshunjianyinchenxialai，“sunyoukang，nizheishishenmeyisi？haodaiwoqianhouyejizhianjujuanzenglebushao，nixianzaijiuzheimeduiwo？”
“xing，nibuxiangguan，youdeshirenxiangguan。”liutianleiqifendao。
tahaijiubuxinle，yitamenliujiadecaili，haiqingbulaiyige，nengnongchutaerziderenle。
huayizhici，zaiduoshuoyejiumeiyongle。
liutianleishuaimenerchu，xianglouxiazouqu。
tabenxiangzhijieliqu，queqiaqiaozaizheishi，yudaolezhuarenhuilaidemabenchangheyefengdengren。
“yefeng，nigehundan，doushini，rangwomenliujiachengweilezhenggesuhangdexiaobing。”
chourenjianmianfenwaiyanhong，yikanjianyefeng，liutianleibianchongleguoqu。
“liuzong，nizheishixiangzaizhianduinaoshi？”mabenchangyigejianbulanzaileliutianleimianqian。
huanzuoyiwang，xiangmabenchangzheizhongren，shigenbenjiechubudaoyefengde，duitaeryan，xianzaizhengshijiyefengliuxiahaoyinxiangdejihui。
yefengshishenmeren？shenshuai！
takeshizhijieheguojiashounaojiechude，yaoshiyefengnengzaizhiantixilaozongneili，jimabenchangshuoshangyijuhaohua。
neijiuzugoutashouyongzhongshenle。
“madui，nizheikeshiwuhuiwole，woshiyigezunjishoufadehaoren，zenmehuizaizhianduinaoshini？”
liutianleiyaoyaqiechi，lengxiaozheshuodao。
“那样最好。”
“zenme？liuzongnizheishilaikanerzide？”
mabenchangbuzhidaoliujiazenmedezuileyefeng，dantazhidao，liujiashizhangyuanbulele。
“madui，woshibushilaikanpengtaodebuzhongyao，wonengwenyixia，yefengzheishifanleshenmezuibeizhuadema？”
shuozhe，liutianleikanxiangleyefeng，lengshengdao：
“yefeng，nizheishierjingongleba，zheicinikejiumeineimerongyichulaile。”
“haiyou，nijiwoliujiasongleyifendali，woliutianleiyebushixiaoqiren，nifangxin，woyidinghuihailijinide。”
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