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xiaoshuozhurengongshiguoyewuxiuxiudexiaoshuojiao《jueshidatang》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshiniudengzuixinxiedeyibenchuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：xiandaiqingnianhuidaoledatangzhenguannianjian。ganzheyifentimiandeyamenchashi，shouzhegeruhuasiyudexifu，xiaojingzheyiduilaodielaoniang，haiyouyigetianzhenkeaiweichugedemeimei。talizhiyaozuoyimingfenggongshoufa，qinglianrushui，weiminqingmingdehaoyayi。zhengrujinzizainaerdounengfaguangyiban，danzuizhongtahaishiyigebuxiaoxin，jiangzhenggedatangjiwanzhuanle……...

精彩章节

xuezhangjuxiguanxingdihazheyao，ranhouqingshengxiyudishuodao：“qinbutouhegongyemennenggouguanglinxiaodian，neishixiaodiandefuqi，zenmehaiganshouzhuweidefanqianni？heihei，shibude，shibude。”

“hahaha……”

“suannilaoxiaozishiquer！”

qinweihebubandejigeyayihongtangdaxiao，xiaodezhenggebaoxiangluanchengyipian，douyongyizhongxiluodeyanshenwangzhepangfeihuheguoye。

cishidepangfeihuzenmehaihuibudongqinweideyisi，renjiazuoweizuofuguanle，laizuixianlouchifanyagenerjiumeifuguoyinzi，nalixuyaoniqingke。

qinweikuangxiao，xiaodeshangqibujiexiaqi，bahouduizhepangfeihubuxiedao：“pangbantou，wokannihaishishengshengba，nizhuanzheisangualiangzaoerdeyeburongyi，zheidianyinzibachenghaibugoujinidiezhuayaode，haha。ruguoshoutoubukuanyudehua，dakegenqinmoushuoshuo，bijingyigeyamende，wobubangchennisheibangchennia！”

shuodaozheier，yebugupangfeihudaodihuibuhuibaonu，jixuyizhiqishidejiangmuguangzhuanxiangguoye，lenghengdao：“xingguode，nandaonibuzhidaoduanrencailu，wuyiyusharenfumuma？nijuedewohaihuiyunishanlema？”

yanxiazhiyi，ziranzhideshiguoyehengchayishoupohuaidaxingdufangzhaquhupiqiancaizhishi。

jiuhenweixiao，youtianxinchou，kanlaiqinweidadinglezhuyi，yuguoyeshibusibuxiule！

“ni……”

guoyeyijingrenwukeren，dabuyikuajiuyaochongshangqianqujiaoxunqinweizheigemanzuipenfendewangbadan。

kerenrulijiangangyaotuoxian，jiubeipangfeihuyibazhuaizhulegebo，ranhouzaitaerbianqingshenghechidao：“guoye，biechongdong，buyaozhongleqinweideguiji。zhiyaonishangqianyichushou，oudashangsidezuimingtiedingpaobule，daoshihounijiudengzhetuodiaogongfu，chiqinweidebaofuba。”

pangfeihuzheihuarutihuguandingbanchongjinguoyedeerzhong，jiangtaneikezaokuangdexinshunshiyijiao，lengjinglexialai。

shiya，qinweimingbaizhejiushiguyijitabaonu，ranhoudadachushou。zhiyaozijigandongshou，neioudashangguandezuimingjiubeidingle，daoshihoubieshuotuodiaogongfule，beigezhichuyamenzhihoujiushixiaomingdounaniezaileqinweizheigechushengdeshouzhongle。

guoyelengjingxialaizhihou，houbeilimashengleng，ruguogangcaiyichongdonghubihehedishangqianzouqinwei，kezhenshidaoledameile。

秦威，草你babeierzuzongde，suannihen。

danshikanzhepangfeihuneizhangyinweishouruerzaoyifennudekuaibiechuhuolaidelianjia，guoyeyouxinyoubugan。

nandaojiurenpingqinweizheimesiwujidandihencaipangbantou？

bu，guoyexinzhongnuhou，congjinyamenyikaishidaojintianhuochulianpitizijiqiuqingshuohe，pangbantoujiugenxiongzhangyibanzhaoguziji，ruguojintianbutitazhengkouqihuilai，woguoyehaisuanshigerenma？

kanleyiyandeyiyangyangzuilidiaozheyigenjigutoutiyadeqinwei，youkanleyiyanweiweinuonuozhanzaipangbiandexuezhangju，turan，guoyejishangxintoulai。

suiji，guoyeshenchuyoushoutanjinzuoxiuzhongmosuoleyifan，ranhoutaochuyidingyuemoyiliangzhongdeyinziduizhexuezhangjuhandao：“lai，xuezhangju，jiezhang！”

jianzhexuezhangjuchaotazhuanshen，ranhoujiangyinziqingqingyipaoluodaoduifangdehuaizhong，wendao：“goubugou？”

xuezhangjujieguoyinzihoufangfojiugenjielegetangshoudeshanyuban，jimangzoudaoguoyegenqianhandao：“buyongla，dangzhenbuyonga。zhei，zheigongyemenlaizanmenfandianchifan，neishizanmenderongxing，nalihaiganyaogongyedefanqiana。”

pangfeihubuzhiguoyehululitoumaideshenmeyao，gangxiangkaikouwenguoye，zhijianqingqingbaishouduizhepangfeihueryudao：“bantou，ninbieshuohua，wojintianbutinizhengkouqihuilai，wojiubushidaibaerde。”

shuozheyoucongxiuzilitaochuyidingyiliangzhongdeyinzi，jixusaijingenqiandexuezhangjuhuaili，ranhoulianseyibanshuodao：“zheidingyinzishitiqinbutoujiweifudefanqian，lai，shouhaole。”

呃？

zheishi，jiulianqinweiheliuerdengjigebukuaidoubeiguoyezheixiaozijinonghutule，ganqingzheixiaozinaoziyoubing，yinziduoleshaodehuang？

tebieshiliuerjigebukuai，kanzheguoyeyidingjieyidingdecongxiuzilitaochuyinzi，yanjingdoukuaimaochuhuolaile。

xuezhangjushigeshengyiren，biaomianhutuxinlijingmingzhe，zaibaofangzhongdaileyihuierjiuzhidaozheijiweigongyezaiwolidou，nalihaiganchanhelitoudeposhi？

yigejingerdijianghuaililiangdingzuzuerliangdeyinziwangguoyeshouzhongsaihai，zheiyidunfanliangdunfanshixiao，wanyiwuyuanwugudezuileqinbutou，zalezijiadezuixianlouneikezhenjiudebuchangshile。

sheizhiguoyebulihuixuezhangjudeyingsai，ranhouyibazhuaiqishenbianpangfeihudegebo，yijiaojiangbaoxiangdefangmencuankai，pomenerqu。

gangzoudaomenkou，youzhuantouduizhebaofangneihandao：“xuezhangju，nikaimenzuoshengyi，zhuandejiushifanfanchaochaodexinkuqian，zheierliangyinzinijiufangxindadandeshouzhe。woguoyemeishawenhua，danshihaodaiyeshidieshengniangyangyoujiajiaoderen，chifanfuqianzheizhongshitianjingdiyi。chifanbujiqianzheizhongposhi，zhiyouyanjieqitaodechouyaofancaihuiquzuo。buyiweichi，fanyiweirong，tianbuzhichi，zhanzhanzixi，haitamayaobuyaodianbilianle？”

yanba，guoyebuwutiaoxinditouguofangmenwangleyiyanqinwei，nibushixihuanshuohuayinyangguaiqima？xiaogeyejinilaijijuruandaozi，danilian，meishangliang。

zhihou，yijingzaigebihepangfeihuerrenzhaohuqichengerniu，zhupengchundengrenlixiyangzhangerqu。

zhuanerxialoutizhichu，pangfeihuturandunganhanchanglinli，xinzhonggangcaisuoshoudebieqiyixiaoersan，buzhihahadaxiaoleqilai。

xiaoshengzhidazuyizhenerfakui，chuanbianlezhenggezuixianloushangxia，yechuanjinleqinweidengrensuozaidebaoxiang。

qinweiliansenankandezuozaiweizhishang，yaoyaqiechigegezuoxiang，xinzhonghendao，zhisangmahuai，guoyezheigexiaochushengjueduishizhizheheshangmatulv。

hunzhangdongxi，jinggannaerliangpobiyinzidalaozidelian，haiganshuowoqinweimeidiemeiniangmeijiajiao，haiganjianglaozibichengchouyaofande。

guoye，guoye，nizheishizixunsilua！

qinweiyibianxinzhongnuhou，yibianyinqingbudingdikanzheshouzuwucuonazheliangdingyinzidexuezhangju。

xuezhangjubeiqinweikandexinlifamao，buzhidaozijidaodizuocuoleshenme。

nandaoshiqinbutoudianjishangzanshouzhongdeerliangyinzile？

yushidanzhanxinjingdizoudaoqinweigenqian，weishouweijiaodijiangliangdingxiaoyinzidishangqianqu，ruoruodishuodao：“qin，qinbutou，xiaodianzen，zenmeganshougongyemendefanqianni。zheierliangyinzi，jiudangshixiaodianxiaojingjiqinbutouninde。”

ruguogangcaiguoyeneifanzhisangmahuaidehuashipapapadaliandehua，neimexuezhangjuzheihuasuanshichediremaoleqinwei。

砰！

qinweiyiquanzazaifanzhuoshang，zhendezhuoshangkongpanzihualaladiaozaidishang，suideqilingbaluo。

xinzhongbiemendenuqibeixuezhangjuchedidianran，qinweiyibazhuaizhuxuezhangjudeyiling，shuangyandingzhetakouzhongmaozhehanqidiyaoyashuodao：“niyedanglaozishichouyaofande？”

“a？”

beiqinweizhuaidechuanbuguoqilaidexuezhangjuhedeshenziyizhan，lianlianyaotouhandao：“bushi，bushia，xiaodebugan，naligana。”

砰！

qinweiyoushiyibazhijiejiangxuezhangjuzheiduilaogebolaotuilaogutourengzailedishang，hemadao：“gun，gunchuqu！”

xuezhangjuwentingzhixiarumengdashe，gubudeshenzigudetengtong，congdishangcengdeyixiapaqilai，yimaoyaoxunsuliulechuqu，ganjinlikailezheigeshifeizhidi。

xuezhangjuzaiduomenerchudeneiyichaneiyezaizhuomo，jintianzhensuanshiwuwangzhizaile，nandaojinnianwolaoxuemingfantaisuibucheng？

daidexuezhangjuliquzhihou，jianzhezhuzishourudebukuaimenfenfentiaojiaotuomoqiguoyededandawangwei，buzhisihuo。

qinweilengyankanleyiquanzheijigezhawodeshouxia，xinzhonglengheng，made，zheishihouzhidaoyifentianyingle？zaoganmaqule。

yipangdeliuermaguoyemadezuixiong，hailuqixiuzibachuyaojiantangdaoduizheqinweibiaozhongxindao：“qinbutou，bunengjiuzheimesuanle。yaobunindaizhedixiongmenzhijieshajiangguoqu，huopileguoyezheigexiaochusheng。”

qinweixinzhongbuyoulengxiao，huopiguoye？**ganma。guangzhidaoshuazuipi，guangzhidaochilaozidehelaozidegoudongxi，guanjianshihouyigedouyongbushang。

danshiqinweizuizhongqueshishuodao：“buzheji，benbutoubujinyaorangguoyegunchuyamen，yaorangtaqiusibude，qiusibuneng。haiyaorangzhenggezaofangdoumeideansheng。pangfeihuzheisibushixihuanhuzhexingguodeneigexiaochushengma？hehe，laoziyidinghuirangtazhuihuimojide。”

liuerdengrenyitingqinweizheihua，xinzhongbuyoudalegelengzhan。

shunshiwendao：“qinbutouxinzhongyiyoulemiaojibucheng？”

heihei……

qinweiyangqizuijiaozhuanshenwangzhedongliuxiangdefangxiang，henghengdao：“nimenkanzheba，laoziyaorangzaobandezheiqunqiongguangdanquanbubeigezhigunchuyamen，baokuopangfeihuneisi。rangtamenzhidaodezuiwoqinwei，daodishiyigezenyangdexiachang！！！”