shuming《jueshiguoyi》，xianrujinzhengzailianzaizhong，zhuyaorenwuyouchendongchenxiang，shiwangluozuozhedaidaokanhuadujiasuoxiede，wenzhangwuguanggaobanbenhenxijing，jianjieruxia：huangmaoyijiliuqigexiaohunhun，gencangyingside，jiangtabaoweizhe，cunbubuli。henkuai，hunlikaishi。xianchangdengguangandanxialai……
第4章
chendongmeilita，ershizhuanshenqufudidi。
taganggangzaodaoduda，zaijiashangzhangqiyingyangbuliang，daozhitazhenggerenpibaogutou，shenzizhanzhanweiwei，lianzhandouzhanbuwen。
napasimuduishi，tayeshiyinweilianbufuzhong，meifazhengkaiyan。
“xiaoqiang，dagelaiwanle，rangnishoukule。”
chendongjinjinwozhechenqiangdeshuangbei，leishuizhibuzhuwangxialiu。
“aba？”tingdaoshuxideshengyin，chenqiangqingxujidong，yongjinliqidezhengkaiyan，dangkandaoshichendongshi，leishuishunjianduokuangerchu，yibalouzhuduifang，gengyandehandao：“aba，abaaba！”
houjiebeihui，ganggangyoubeiyantoutangshang，daozhitagenbenshuobuchuhualai，zhinengzheiyangsijiaozhe。
chendongyibiancashitadeyanlei，yibiananfudao：“xiaoqiangbukuha，dagehuilaile！yihouyouwozhaoguniheaxiang，sheiyebiexiangzaiqifunimen！nibiehan，zheiyanghuisunshangshengdai，buliyusangzihuifu......”
“doutamayabalehaixianghuifu？nixiaozishibushichouxuebanaozichouhuaile？”
tingdaotadehua，huangxiaolongshuangshouchadou，manlianbuxiedao：
“gejige，zhidaozheihuoshisheibu？jiushizheichouyabadedage，sannianqianbeiwojiefumaidaobianjingdangxuenudeneishazi！”
“tazaonianhaizhuiguowojie，haixianghewojiejiehunni。wopei！jiutazheiyang，yebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijishenmeguiyangzi！”
“yaoqianmeiqian，yaoquanmeiquan，laihamaxiangchitianerou，zhennimaganxianga！”
“哈哈！”
tingwen，jigexiaohunhundunshixiaodeqianfuhouyang。
“混账！”
chendongnuhouyisheng，zuanzhequantoujiuyaochongguoqu，quebeichenqiangsisizhuaizhe，kouzhongbuduanhanzhe‘aba’。
shigesannian，tazhongyujiandaodagele，takebuxiwangtaheduifangfashengchongtu。
duifangrenduoshizhong，yaozhendaqilaidehua，dagekendinghuichikui。
zijichengleyaba，sanmeiduanleyoutui，tazhenhaipadagezaiyourenheshanshi。
“xiaoqiangnibiedanxin，dagexinliyoushu，lai，nixianzuoxia。”
jiangdidiandunhaohou，chendongzhuanshendengzhehuangxiaolong，hedao：“huangxiaolong，kanzainijiedemianzishang，wokeyibushani，danshinibixujiwodidiketourencuo，fouze......”
“啥玩意儿？”
huangxiaolongtaoletaoerduo，yongkanshazideyanguangkanzheta：“nirangwojizheichouyabadaoqianrencuo？**naozijinshuileba？”
“哈哈。”
“zheihuokendingbeichouxuechoushale。”
jigexiaohunhunyidundaxiao。
“嗖！”
huran，chendongshenxingyishan，zhayanjiuchongdaohuangxiaolongjinqian，yiquanhenhenzazaitadebilianggushang，‘peng’deyisheng，zhijiejiangtadadaozaidi！
koubipenxue，tongbuyusheng。
“**haigandawo......”
“砰砰砰砰！”
huangxiaolonghaimeimawan，youshiyudianbandequantouxiangjiluozaitalianshang！
shidalichen，quanquandaorou，zhayanjiubatadachenglezhutou！
“道不道歉？”
chendongyoujiaozhezaitadexiongkou，lenglenghedao。
“daonima！”huangxiaolongbingweirensong，ershigaoshengrangrangdao：“nimenhailengzheganshenme？doujiwoshang，nongsizheiqionggui......”
“哗！”
chendongmengrantaitou，nushijiren。
yanshenruhu，shaqitengteng，likehedejirensesefadou，buganqingjuwangdong！
tamenzhisuoyigenhuangxiaolonghun，jiushixiangchixiangdehelade，kemeixiangzhewanerminga。
pingshishoushixielaoruobingcanhaihao，kezheichendong......
jiutamayifengzi，sheiganreta？
“嗤！”
jiuzheishi，chendonghuranqiangguohuangxiaolongshouzhongdebishou，dizaitadelianshang，hedao：“dawomawodoukeyi，danshiqifuwodidimeimeijiushibuxing！jiguonijihui，budongdezhenxi，jiranruci，neiwojiuxianjinifangfangxue！”
shuozhe，tayangqibishou，jiuyuhuixia——
“住手！！”
yidaojiaohe，zhouranxiangqi。
chendongniutoukanqu，likejiandaoliangdaoshenying，congcongcongpangbiandeguodaokoupaolai。
paozaizuiqianmiandeneigenvren，zhengshicengjingxiangliansanniandenvyou，huangxiaoyan。
“jie，nikuaijiuwo！zheiqiongguifengle，juranxiangshawo......”
“啪！”
chendongfanshouyierguangdazaitalianshang，zhidaotalaoshizhihou，zheicaitaitouwangxianghuangxiaoyan，wendao：“huangxiaoyanwowenni，axianghexiaoqiangquzhaonibangmang，niweishenmeshuoburenshiwo，haifanggouyaotamen，woxuyaogejieshi！”
“zheihaibumingbai？jiushibuxianghenimenzheibangqiongguizhanshangbianbei。chuandelalilatade，kanzhejiuexin，dekuishixiaoyanxinhao，zhishifanggouhehuxiatamen，zheiyaoshiwolai，nengzhijieyaositamen！”
huangxiaoyanhaimeikaikou，zhanzaitashenbiandenvrenlikelengxiaodao。
zheinvdejiaowanghong，shihuangxiaoyandehaoguimi，shizudebaijinnian，yinianjiugenghuanleershigenanpengyou！
neixienanyoudoubeitadangchengletikuanji，zhiyaomeiliyongjiazhi，fenfenzhongjiuhuixianggouyiyangbarentikai！
“nibizui，wowendeshihuangxiaoyanbushini！”
chendongdenglewanghongyiyan，jixuzhiwenhuangxiaoyan：“huangxiaoyan，niduiwodidimeimeibuguanbuwen，xianzaihaiyaojiajizhangjunneichusheng，nandaoniwangledangniantashizenmeduinidele？ni......”
“goulechendong，nibiezaishuole！”
“guoqudedouguoqule，wozhidaotaxianzaiduiwohenhao，jiwomaichemaifanghaijiwoqianhua，zheixiejiuzugoule！haiyou，mingtianwomenjiuyaojiehunle，yihouwoshizhangshijituanshaogongzideqizi，shiyoushenfenderen，gennizheizhongqiongguibushiyigeshijiede！woxiwangnibiezailaisaoraowo，fouzebeijungezhidaotahuishengqide！”
jinguanzaoyouzhunbei，danshiqinertingdaotashuochulai，tahaishiganjuexinzanghenhenchoutongleyixia。
xiangbudao，zijiniannianbuwanglesanniandenvren，juranyaojiajibazijimaiqubianjingdangxuenude**！
我**贱！
“huangxiaoyan，niqueding？”
chendongkanxianghuangxiaoyan，lianshangdenusezhujianpingxi，querdaizhide，zeshiyizhonggengudelengmo。
“确定以及肯定。”
huangxiaoyanmiansebugai，lengxiaodao：
“woxiangguoyouqianrendeshenghuo，dannijibulewo。jiranruci，woyouhebizainishenshanglangfeiganqing？”
“nimeiqianmeishi，lianyijizhizhangdoumeiyou，haidaizhelianggetuoyouping，genzheniwonengyoushenmeweilai？”
“niganjinbawodidifangkai，tayaoshiyoushenmeshanshi，worangnimenxiongmeisanrengenzheyiqipeizang！”
shuowan，huangxiaoyanzhaoshouyihui，mashangcongshenhoukuaisuzoulaiersanshigexizhuanggelvdedashou。
kandaozheiyimu，chendongchedisixinle。
yitadeshenshou，yaoduifuzheixiebaobiao，qingeryiju。
danshi，weizheizhongaiqiandenvrenchushou，langfeiganqing。
tayibajiangdidibeiqilai，kanzheduifang，lenglengdao：“nihuihouhuide！”
说完，他转身离去。
“呸！”
“gennizheizhongqiongguitanguolianaiwocaihouhui！”
huangxiaoyanbuxiedetulekoutuomo，ganjinpaoqujiangdidifuqilai，guanqiedao：“xiaolong，nizenmeyang，meishiba......”
wangzhechendongdebeiying，huangxiaolongyaoyaqiechidao：“gandalaozi，wotemeyaorangtahouhuilaidaozheigeshijieshang！”
“xiaolongnifangxin，jiekendingtinichuzheikouqi！”
huangxiaoyanxintengdecazhedidilianshangdexianxue，anfudao：“dengmingtianjiewanhun，wojiurangnijiefubatamenxiongmeisanrendouzhuadaonimianqianlai，daoshihounixiangzenmeyangdouxing，fanzhengjungeyoudeshiguanxi，suibiannongsigebarenyemeirenhuizhuijiude。”
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