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“yueyeye，ni，nizenmele?”kanzhexingfenwubideqishanyue，lingmengyinyeshijingyale，takeshiconglaimeiyoukandaoqishanyuezheifumoyang!
“yatou，zheixiaozidezheiyishouzhenfa，shigensheixuede?”qishanyuejidongdekanzhelingmengyin，lingmengyinqueshiyilianmangran!
“ni，takeshinilaogong，nidoubuzhidao?”qishanyueyiliancuoe!
“yueyeye，wogentadeshiqing，niyoubushibuzhidao!”lingmengyinkuxiao，zijigentanayoushenmefuqizhishia!
qishanyueyileng，erhouzeshixingfendekanzhexieshangxuan：“dengtazhihaoleneilaojiahuo，keyaohaohaowenyiwenzheixiaozidezhenfagensheixuede!”
lingmengyinbuyouhaoqile：“yueyeye，nikeshihangshidezhenwang，shenmezhenfanimeijianguo?”
qishanyuequeshiyaoleyaotou：“buyiyang，biekanwoshishenmehangshizhenwang，kezaijiangnanshengzhizhong，lianqianwudouweibipaideshang!”
“gengbuyaoshuoneihaochengmodoudeshangjiang，haiyouneididouyanjing，neixiezhenzhengdegaoshoudoushiyouzhegulaodezhongyichuancheng，zhangwoyimenzhenjiujueji!”
“erwosuozhangwodezhishifanzhen，zhishibiputongdezhongyiyaoqiangyixieeryi，ertamensuozhangwode，caishizhenzhengdelingzhen!”
“qizhonggengshiyouxianzhenhechuanshuozhongdeshenzhen，zheixiaoziruoshiyongdeshiqixingxumingzhendehua，neikeshichuanshuodexianzhenjibiedecunzaile!”
lingmengyinbuzhidaozheiyiweizheshenme，dantaqueshinenggoukandaoqishanyueyanzhongdekuangre，tahenqingchuqishanyuezaihangshidediwei!
qishanyuedouzheimezhenjing，tajiukeyizhidaoxieshangxuanzheitaozhenfadeteshu，erjiuzaizheishihou，baizhurenyoushizoulejinlai：“lingxiaojie，douzhunbeihaole!”
tazheicaizhuyidaolelingmengyinpangbiandeqishanyue，lianseyixi：“yuelao，zhendeshinin?nindajiaguanglin，shizaishi!”
“biechao!”qishanyuechaotabailebaishou，baizhurenyileng，chaobingchuangshangkanleguoqu，suihounushengdao：“nizaizuoshenme?”
“biedaraota!”qishanyuelazhulebaizhuren，baizhurenyilianzhejidao：“yuelao，womenjianchaguole，linglaoshinaoyixue，tazheishizaihunao!”
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xieshangxuansuihoubazuihouneigenzhangdasanshilimideyinzhenzhijiecharulelaoyezidetoulu，yejiushibaihuixuedeweizhi!
suizhezheiyizhendeluoxia，laoyezishenqumengranyizhan，yikouxianxuejiushitulechulai，tuzaileshenqiandepenzizhizhong!
“ou!”“ou!”yiliansikou，jiaolingmengyindajingshise，lianmangpaoleguolai，baxieshangxuantuidaoleyipang：“yeye，ni，nizuoleshenme?”
tafennudekanzhexieshangxuan，xieshangxuanlianseweiweifabai，qingshengkaikoudao：“meishile，zangdongxidoutuchulaile!”
“shenme?”lingmengyinlianmangchaolaoyezikanleguoqu，tafaxianlaoyezitulejikouxuezhihou，liansefanerhaolebushao!
“shenji，jianzhishishenjia!”qishanyueduanzheneiexindepenzi，jidongwubidekanzhexieshangxuan!
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xieshangxuanyileng，chiyidedianlediantou：“shijiaoqixingxumingzhen，yueyeye，nizenmele?”
qishanyueshenshendexilekouqi：“zheitaozhenfa，nicongshenmedifangxuelai?”
“congyibenjiazudegushuzhizhongkandaode，juedeyouqu，bianshixueleguolai，zheiyeshiwodiyicishizhan!”
“gushu!”qishanyueyanmouyiliang：“nijiadezubei，shixueyide?”
“是!”
erzaizheishihou，baizhurenlianmanghandao：“kuai，yiqinaguolai，jibailaojianchayixiakankan!”
xieshangxuanyaotoudao：“laoyezishentishihaode，taneiyebushinaoyixue，ershijishengchongrunao，pohuailetadenaoshenjingeryi!”
baizhurenyileng：“kewomendoujianchaguo，bingmeiyoufaxianjishengchonga，shenmejishengchongnengyouzheimelihai?”
“yinggaishimiguoneibiandehongsejishengchong!”xieshangxuanzhilezhineilianpen：“yinweijishengchongqianfuzailaoyezidexueguanzhizhong，suoyijiqimeiyoujiancedao!”
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“tazenmehuizaiyeyedenaozili?”lingmengyinkanzhexieshangxuan!
xieshangxuanlveweichenyindao：“yinggaishizuijinyourenjiyeyechiguomiguojinkoulaideshengxian，erqiehaishihuode!”
lingmengyinxinzhongyidong：“shizuixia，yeyexiaizuixia，sanbojiucongmiguojinkouleyipinanhaiduixia，ranhoujiuyongliejiuzhijieguanzui，jiyeyezuolezuixia!”
“zheijiushile，yinggaishizheizhongjishengchongdechongluanfuzaizheinanhaiduixiazhishang，laoyezichilezuixia，jishengchongjiuzaiyeyetineicunhuolexialai!”
“yeyezenmehaimeixingguolai?”
“laoyezibeijishengchongcanshilehaojitian，benjiutixu，rujinyinweibichujishengchong，youtulehaojikouxue，rujinhaohaoshuiyijueshizuihaode!”
“dengbaizhurenjilaoyezishuxuezhihou，laoyezihaohaoshuiyijuejiuhuixinglaile!”
qishanyuezheishihouchaoxieshangxuanchiyikaikoudao：“xuanxiaozi，laotouziyoujianshixianghenishangliangyixia，nikan?”
xieshangxuanweiweixiaodao：“yueyeyekeshixiangxuezheiqixingxumingzhenma?”
sheizhiqishanyuejingranshiyaotoudao：“shijiachuancheng，bukewaichuan，zheidiandaolilaotouzihaishizhidaode!”
“laotouziyouyigehaoyou，benlaishentihenhaode，kezuijinlianggeyue，queshituranbuzhidaodeleshenmeguaibing!”
“tayebunengmei，changchangbeiemengjingxing，yijinglianggeyuemeishuihaojuele，erqiejingshenhuanghu，qulegedideyiyuan，doushimeiyoujianchachulaiwenti!”
“suoyilaotouzizaixiang，tashibushiyeyoujishengchongzaitinei，suoyixiangqingnisuiwoyiqiqujitakankan，nikanfangbianma?”
xieshangxuanzeshikanxianglelingmengyin，lingmengyinqingshengdao：“yueyeyeshuodeshijiangnansandashouzangjiazhiyidezhouyeyema?”
“就是周老头!”
“nifangbiandehua，jiuqubangzhouyeyekankanba，zhouyeyezaihangshi，shenzhishizhenggejiangnandourenmaihenguang，duojiejiaodehua，duinimeihuaichude!”
“好，我去!”
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