《jueshilongjiangliyuntian》youjiugongzisuozhuanxie，zheishiyigebuyiyangdegushi，yeshiyibuliangxindoushishenghuozhuzuo，neirongbutuonidaishui，quanpiandoushikandian，henduorenbeilimiandeliyuntianyeqianyusuoxiyin，xiaoshuomiaoshule：di9zhang“qianyu，nilengjingyixia，tiantianyijingbuzailuochengle，shenjiazhaobudaotade，nihaohaoxiangxiang......”liyuntianshuodao，danhuashuodaoyibanbianbeiyeqianyu....
第9章
“qianyu，nilengjingyixia，tiantianyijingbuzailuochengle，shenjiazhaobudaotade，nihaohaoxiangxiang......”
liyuntianshuodao，danhuashuodaoyibanbianbeiyeqianyudaduan。
“worangnigunnitingbudongma？nidashanglewangxingyang，nihuiside！”
yeqianyudaku，cikedetaxinlizaoyihunluanwubi，genbenjiutingbudongliyuntianzaishuoshenme。
“qianyu，tiantianbeirendaidaoqingchengle，duifanglailishenmi，wozhaobudaotamen，woxuyaonidebangzhu。”
liyuntianshuodao，xinliduiyeqianyugengjiadekuijiu，duifangdaoxianzaidouhaizaititazhexiang。
“wangjiashiluochengdiyishijia，shiluochengdetian，tamenbuhuifangguonide，nikuaizouba。”yeqianyushuodao，leishuimohu，tajixukaikou。
“wonverbuxuyaoniguan，jiusuanshenjiabubangwo，woyehuiquqiuwangjia，zhiyaowojiajiwangxingyang，tayidinghuifangguotiantiande。”
“yeqianyu！tiantiankuaiyaosile！niqingxingyixia！”liyuntianturandahan。
“shenme？”yeqianyuwenyanshunjianliansecangbai，shensehuangluan，nverkuaiyaosile！
“zheibukeneng，woyaonver，woyaoquzhaota。”yeqianyudahanzhe，zhenggerenfangfoshiqulezhuxinguyiyangshitai。
“qianyu，nilengjingyixia，nifangxin，wohuijiutiantianhuilaide。”liyuntianlianmangshuangshoudazaiyeqianyudejianbangshang，ranhoujixushuodao。
“nihaohaoxiangyixiang，zuijinyoumeiyoushenmeqiguaiderenzhaoguonimenmunv？yourenxiangyaotiantiandeyanjing，nizuijinyoumeiyoudaitiantianquguoyiyuan？”
“yanjing。.meiyou，womeiyoudaitiantianquguoyiyuan。”yeqianyuwenyanmianwuxuese，shentihuangdong，yankanzhejiuyaoyunguoqu。
erjiuzaicishi，datingzhongyeqianyudedaboyehongtaoturanyanshenshanguoyimohuangluan，ranhoutoutoudexiangzhewuwaizouqu。
“nixiangquna？nizhidaoshenmeshibushi？”heiyushunjianlanzaiyehongtaomianqian，yuqibingleng。
“shenme？wozhixiangqushanggecesuo，wotingbudongnishuoshenme。”yehongtaohuangmangshuodao，lianseshunjiancangbai。
zheiyimushunjianyinqiliyuntiandezhuyi，tongshi，pangbiandeyeqianyusihuxiangdaoleshenme，mengdichongxiangyehongtao，lazheyehongtaodeyifudahanzhe。
“dabo，nizhidaoshibushi？tiantianjiwoshuoguonijitianqianyongzhencishangleta，haibaletajigentoufa，shibushini！”
轰！
tingdaozheihua，liyuntianshunjianshaqichongtian，yanshenbinglengdikanxiangyehongtao。
“nihushuo，wogenbentingbudongnizaishuoshenme！”yehongtaohuangle，yibashuaikaiyeqianyu，xiangyaopaochuqu。
“peng！”liyuntianshunjianyijiaochuaifeiyehongtao，duifangdeshentihenhendizhuangzaiqiangshang。
jinjiezhe，liyuntianyibaniezhuyehongtaodebozi，yaoyashuodao。
“nizhidaoshisheidaizouletiantianshibushi？shuo，fouzewoshaleni！”
“niganshenme？nizheiyenanren，kuaifangshou！”yipang，yelaofurendahan，juqiguaizhangjiuxiangdaguolai，danbeizhuqueyibajilanzhule。
eryehongtaozebeiliyuntianzhuadehuxibushun，liansezhanghongwubi。
“woshuo，woshuo！shisunjia！qingchengsunjiadexiaogongzhuyanjinghuaile，xuyaozheixiaoyezhongdeyanjing。”yehongtaolianmangkaikou，tapaliyuntianhuizhendeshaleta。
砰！
liyuntianwenyanzhijieyibajiangyehongtaorengzaidishang，yanzhongshayifeiteng，sunjia，zhongyuzhaodaonimenle！
dan，heliyuntiansanrendeshaqitengtengbuyiyang，datingqiyurentingdaosunjiahouzeshifanyingbuyi。
“wanle，wanle。”yeqianyuliansecangbai，zhijietanzaidishang，biaoqingjuewang。
eryelaofurenquexianshizhenjing，ranhouyilianjingxi。
“sunjia，nishuodekeshiqingzhousandadingjishijiazhiyidesunjia？”yelaofurenjidongdexiangzheyehongtaowendao。
qingzhousunjia，yigechuanchengshuqianniandedingjijiazu，ruguoshuowangjiashiluochengdetian，neisunjiajiushiqingzhoudetian。
sunjiadeshilibiwangjiaqiangdashubaibeibuzhi！
“keke，shide，ruguozheicishichengle，womenyejiajiubaoshangsunjiazheitiaodatuile。”yehongtaotangzaidishangshuodao，jinguankoutuxianxue，danyuqisihuyouxiexingfen。
“nimenlianggesihuhengaoxing？”liyuntianhanzhelianwendao，duifangbijingshiyeqianyudeqinren，tashizaibuxiangsharen。
“hehe，neikeshisunjiaa，nengbaoshangsunjiazheigedatui，zheishiwoyejiadejihui！”yelaofurenxiaozheshuodao。
“bucuo，nianqingren，nihenqiang，danzaisunjiamianqian，nilianlouyidoubushi。”yehongtaokanzheliyuntian，yanzhongyoushiyuanhenyoushixingzailehuo。
zhidaoduishoushisunjiazhihou，kongpaniyepaleba？yehongtaoxinlixiangzhe。
“nainai，dabo，ketiantianshinimendeqinrena，tahaishigehaizi。”yeqianyushuodao，shengyinshaya。
“bizui！nidongshenme？neigexiaoyezhonggenbenjiubupeidangwomendeqinren！”yelaofurenduizheyeqianyuxunchi，ranhouyilianxingfudixiaozhejixukaikou。
“buguoneixiaoyezhongnengweiwoyejiadashangsunjiazheigenxian，yesuanligongle，yihoudabulejitaduoshaoxiezhiqian。”
“hehe，bucuo，shigaiduoshaodianerzhiqiande，zanmenyejiayeshizhientubaodeshanliangrenjia。”yehongtaoxiaozheshuodao。
yeqianyuwenyanshentizhandou，hunshenbinglengwubi，tahennanxiangxiangzheixiehuashicongtanainaihedabokouzhongshuochulaide。
jiuyinweizijishiweihunxianyun，jiyejiadiulelian，wufaweiyejiadailaigengdadeliyi，suoyi，jiuzheiyangchengfazijima？
yeqianyuqixiyidun，zhijieyunleguoqu。
liyuntianjianzhuangyibabaozhuyeqianyu，ranhouyinlengdikanzheyelaofurenheyehongtaoliangren。
cikedeta，zhendehaoxiangshalezheiliangrena！
dantabuneng，yinweitajideyiqianyeqianyuduitashuoguo，tahenaitadejiaren。
“zhanzhu！niyaoganshenmequ？”kandaoliyuntianbaozheyeqianyuturanlikai，yelaofurenlimadahan。
“qujiuwonver。”liyuntianshuodao。
“buxing！nibunengqu！”yelaofurenyitingzheihuadunshijiujile，shangqianzhuaizhuliyuntiandeyifu。
“ma，nirangtaquba，taquleyeshisongsi。”yehongtaoshuodao，yuqibuxie。
“buxing！tabunengqu，taqulewanyirenulesunjia，lianleiwomenyejialezenmeban？erqie，tadeliuxialaijiwangjiapeizui！”yelaofurenshuodao。
“轰！”
shunjian，liyuntianzaiyekongzhibuzhuzijideshaqi，yizhenqilangcongtineibaofa，zhijiezhendeyelaofurenkoutuxianxuefeilechuqu。
“laoda！yejia，gaimie！”heiyuhezhuqueyeshiyilianshayi，tamenshizairenbuzhule。
“zou！”liyuntianshuodao，tabunengzaizuochurangyeqianyushangxindeshile。
sanrenxiangzhewuwaizouqu，cishi，yiqunrenzhenghaocongyejiadamenzoujin，weishouzhengshiyeqianrong。
“qianrong，wangjiaerye，kuailanzhuta，tajiushidashangwangshaoderen。”
datingzhong，yelaofurenzhengzhazhedahan。
“dui，jiushita！”yeqianrongyilianjidong。
“haodan！dashanglewozhierjingranhaigandaizailuocheng，zhaosi！”
wangjiaeryejianzhuangyishengdahe，daizheshouxiajiuchongleshanglai。
“死！”
yankanzhetamenjiuyaojiejinliyuntian，liyuntianyijiaoxiangqiantachu，shunjian，kongbudenengliangchongxiangwangjiaeryedengren。
“砰！砰！砰！”
dunshi，wangjiaeryehetadeyiqunshouxiaquanbushentibaokai，siwuquanshi。
liyuntianhanzhelianlikaiyejia，yejiarentabunengsha，danqitaren，doukesha！
yejiasanrenkandaozheiyimuzhijiejiuheshale，shijigehuoshengshengderen，jiuneimeyizhayandegongfu，quanmeile。
tamenwangzheliyuntiandebeiying，hedelianqidoubuganchuyixia。
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