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koubeichaogaodeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《jiashengnvnawogutoujiquanzongmenduntanghe》，jianglingerjianglanyueshijuqingfazhanlibukaideguanjianjiaose，wucuobanjuqingmiaoshu：shouzhibeitangqiyigexiaopao。“zenmele？”zhongrenfenfenweiguoquguanxinta，tadeyanshenzepieguoguolifantengqidewodeshigu，haidaizheruoyouruowudedeyiyuxuanyaodeyi……

精彩章节

tamenxiuzhewodegutouduntang，bianshuoxiang，bianmawolengxue。jianglingerduntangtangpodianpi，

quanzongmenbianfengleyiyangyaozhaowofangxuehuanshang。shizunshouticunxuelingqibaozhejianglingermanshixinteng“jianglanyue！

niyaokanzhenishijietengsima？meiyongdedongxi！xianzaihaiduoduozangzang！”tamencaizaiwofentoushangxunwo，

huobazhaoliangdilaolidiaozhede，wangwairudongpanpaduchongdeshiti，sheiyemeirenchulai。“baiyanlang！”“chusheng！

”“meiyongdedongxi！”tangguoguduxiang，wodegutoujiezailimianzhuangchuchenzhongdeshengxiang。wopiaozaifangliangshangxiao，

shouzhemoyiyangzhuanaoshenshang，jiejiayoubeisikaiyaokaidetongyanghuizhibuqu。xuedoubeichouganle，gutoubeizuoyaoduntang，

tamenhaizaidengwochuqujijianglingerfangxue。kexi。woya，zuotianbeimameiliangxindeshihou，zaojiushengshengtengsile。

1.“lingerzhaolaidedongxiguoranhao，bukuishizongmendeshengnv，youdongshiyouconghui，buxiangjianglanyue，

lianshangyikuaiyinzidechoudongxi，zhihuitianmafan，neizhongrenzaodiansiledele。

”shixiongshijiewenroudimomojianglingerdetou，lianliankuazan，xiaoshidixiaoshimeizexiuzheguolidetangliuxiakoushui。

wochushengshibianyoutiandiyixiang，pirougutoudoushimanyidelingqi，tamenshenweixiuxingzhiren，

duilingqidekewanggengshifeibixunchang。tamenxiuzhewogutouaochengdetangshuozhelingqichongzu，

quehaiyiweizijichideshijianglingerzhaodaodeyaoshourou。“a！”jianglingercanjiaoyisheng，rouroudiejinshizunhuaili，

shouzhibeitangqiyigexiaopao。“zenmele？”zhongrenfenfenweiguoquguanxinta，

tadeyanshenzepieguoguolifantengqidewodeshigu，haidaizheruoyouruowudedeyiyuxuanyaodeyisi。

wopiaozaiyipangzichaoxiaoxiao，xiangdangchuwozuixianmudebianshijianglinger，yiduxiangchengweitazheiyangderen，

jieguobeizhongrendamashuowodongshixiaopi，shenshangbahenbeihuakaiyidaodaokouziyousaleyan，

yelitengtongquansuodewocaizhixiao，tamenxihuanjianglinger，congbushiyinweitanalizuodehao，zhishiyinweitashita，

jincieryi。erwo，zhishiyigelianshangyouzhedapiantaiji，

haishihebangtamenzuiaidejianglingerdangzaiquxuedeguerfeiwu。zongxiangzheyiyouyonghuanquaidewo，

buguoshitamenduijianglingeraidezhengming。“jianglanyue！jianglanyuerenni？”zhongrennafuzhi，chuanshengyupaihanwo，

quehanbuying。sirenkezenmeying？tamenrenshouyigequxuedepingzifengleyiyangxunzhaowo。“keneng，

kenengzhishishimeixujiumeiyoudedaodajiadeguanxin，naopiqile……dajiabuyaoyuanta，

genghekuangwotengyixiemeishide，shimeigengzhongyao……”jianglingerzaizhongrenmianqianlihuadaiyu，

yifuweiwozhexiangdeyangzi，kewodegutou，bujiushibeirourouruoruodetachaixialaidema？

talianwosihoudoubukenfangguowo。zhongrenqijibaihuai，chongzhechuanyinyupaidahou。

“lingerhaishishentitaixuruocaihuishoushang，xuyaoxue，taneimepatenghaishibuyaobenzunzhaoni，nini？

nidezerenxinni？”“dangchubenzunjiubugaijiuni。rangnizishengzimiehaole。rucilengyingxinchang，shangbupeiweiren！

”“jianglanyuejiushigechushengburudedongxi！shijieduitabuhaoma？womenduitabuhaoma？

”“zenmejianhuizheimeyigemeirenxingdedongxi！”“jianglanyue，gunchulaia，niyaoshijietengsima？

haishiyaowomenqiuzheni？nibuyaoxiaorendezhi！naotengyiciyejiugoule！”“jianglanyue，

ninengbunengjibenzunshengdianxin？”haoyigetuanjieyouaidezongmen，haoyigeguanaitongmendeshimen，wodexinzangcitong，

mingmingyijingsile，zenmehaixianghuozheneiyangnanshou。wopiaoquyuanbenzhudexiaopowu，

xianrujinzhiyoumaoerhaixiangzhewoba？xiangbalianmaidaomaoerhuaili，xiangwangchangyiyangtongkuaidikuyichang。

gangsuifengdaowushang，bianchuanlaiyishengqilidejiaosheng。“miaoaoaoaoao———”shaojiaodeqiweipiaodaofangliang，

wokandaojianglingeryinzhejigezuiwanliedeshididaowodewuli，weiyipeibanwodequetuilaomaobeitamennahuozhuoshao，

qilicanjiao。wopinmingxiangzuzhitamen，quezhinengrenyouzijitoumingdequtichuanguozhuoredehuoyanheluotie。

jianglingerhaizaiyipangzhuangzuorouruokelian，suirancazheyanleiquezhikaozaiyipangkanzhe，yanjinglifenmingyouzhekuaiyi。

“nimenbuyaozheiyang……shidimen，kuaitingxia，zheiranglanyuehuilaikezenmeban，

wuwu……”wozhuantouyanjingmanshihongxuesidikanxiangta，queshenmedouzuobule。“nimenzaizuoshenme？

”yixibaiyifengqingyuejideshizunningmeiqianlai。“shi…shijianglanyueyangdemao，

womenjiushixiangzhezheiyangrangtachulai……”jirenchuitouzhizhiwuwu。woshixianhuaguoshizunyaojian，

dangchudashengsileijitazhaolaibaopingandeshipinfaqihaizhuizaijianqiao。bushidangshijiurengzaitulicailejijiaome，

zenmexianzaiyoudaishangle。wopiaozaitashenbianmanhuaiqidai。shizunlaile，maoer，youjiule。

talenglianzhizhichongzhejirenhebeishaodemaozouqu。2.sheizhixiayimiao，tataijiao，

yijingshaodaoquanshendagunhaishiduishizunluchudupidemaobeizhongzhongchuaileyijiao，xianxuezhandaoshizundeyijiao，

tayanezhandiao。ganjingliluodibajianshoujian，keshuaidongshipinganfaqiyezhanlexueji。“meiyongyoucanfeidedongxi，

gennizhurenyigeyang，zhihuitaohaoxianmei，haowuyongchu。renshiqinglou**yiban**，

jiulianquetuidechushengyeyiyang。”tazaiqiwomeinengjishichuxianjijianglingergongxuehuanshang。

wotuoliguidaozailaomaopangbian，yanzhengzhengkantakexuedagunhuohuotengsi，lengyihenuyijiaozhizhesichewodelinghun，

kexiwoyesile，suoyilianleidouwufaweitaliuyidi。zhei，zhendeshiwodeshizunma？

cengjingshitaduibeimiequanzudewoshiyiyuanshou，cengjingtabaozheyouxiaozhandoudewoshuo。“lanyuebupa，shizunzai，

zaiyebuhuirangnishouweiqu。”“lanyuedetaijishishangtiandeenci，shizunbuguanzenmedouhuixihuanlanyue。

yinweinijiushinia。”“womenlanyuezuibangle，shishijieshangzuikeaidexiaohai。”“lanyue，

shizunjinimaituzidenghaobuhao？zheiyangwanshangwomenlanyuejiubuhuihaipale。”yeshimaituzidengdeneiri，

shizunweiwohejianglingersuanleyigua，gangmaidetuzidengbeiqiangzou，shizunxiefensideyijiantongpodengzhi，

yezaiwoxiongkoushanghenchuaileyijiao。dangwanwobeidiujinpoluoxiaowu，

qiheiyesexiawobaozhebeicaizangchelandetuzidengkexue，dakushixiongkouhuxihentong，xingtianweidaoshizhongzhanzaihoulong。

yeligaoshao，zhiyouyigenianyoudeshidisaijiwobankuaibingheyibeiliangshui，

tahongzheyankuanggenwoshuo“shizunshuonibupeichihaode，dannidehuozhe。”bingwochileyiban，

haiyouyibanliantongtuzidengyizhiliuzhe，meidangwuzhudaoyaofengdeshihouwobianhuinachulaikanyikan，

qipanwennuannengzaiqijibanjianglinzaiwoshenshang“shizun，zheiyangbuhao，suiranlanyueshimeiyouyiduobi，

yebunengzheiyangduitademao，tingshuozheimaohenzhongyao，biwomenyaozhongyaodeduo，wo，

woduibuqishimei…”jianglingerxuanranyuqi，yifuyaohunjueguoqudeyangzi，

zhanzhanweiweiconghebaolinachuyikuai“huocan”fangjinzuili。neishijingtongyaolideshishuzhailewodezuofeijitazuode，

yaotatixushijiujiyong，erwoyeyincichangchanghuxikunnan，meikandaotajiaohuocanjiuxiongkouchouteng，

zhailewozuofeideshishuqueshuowojiaoqing。“niyoushenmeduibuqitade。tagaixieni，shengdeliuzhefeiwuaiyan。

”“maozhongyao？tazhenbazijidanghuishile。lingerbupa，shizunhuni，jueburangnishoubanfenweiqu。”fengyichui，

xiaoxiaoyituanguhuichuisanle，zaiyemeiyouneiyangyigemaohaizizaihandonghewoyiqihuxiangyiweizhequnuan。

shiwosidetaizao，bunengweinibaochou。“nishentixuruo，xianyongzheigeyaohuanzhe，dengjianglanyueyihuilai，

jiufangxuejini。”shizunnachujikeqixitongtou，hunrantianchengdedanyaofangdaojianglingershouzhong，haiweijitayike。

jianglingerxiuseyanxiadeyishunjian，xushixuemaixiangliandeyuangu，wodehuntiyizhenzhenzhan，tengtongcongxindishengtengqilai，

shubuqingderenshengzaiwonaohaixiangqiyaowojiutamen。neiyaowan，fenmingjiushiyongwozurendehunpolianchengde！

“zheishiyongnizurendehunpoliancheng。”wotingdaoshizunwenroufumozhejianglingerzheiyangshuo。“nei…shizun，

jiranshizurendehunpo，woshibunengchide。”jianglingerguzuoniunie，lianlianhoutui，

quebeishizunlouzhuyaosaijintahebao。“zenmebuneng？nidezurenjiannizheibanshanliangtiruo，

douhuixinganqingyuanbangnide。”“……ng，wozhidaoleshizun…”jianglingerhoulianpiyingxia。

kezheifenmingshiwodezurenhunpo！shizunzenmehuirenweishijianglingerde？

jianglingeryouzennengruci**dijiexianeishubairendexingming！suizhewodetoutongyulie，zongmenjindikaishimanyanxueqi，

biguanlaozudezhenfayeyinyinsongdong。jianglinger，nichizaoyaozaodaobaoying。tasihuchajuedaoshenme，

wangshizunhoumianduozhe，sichuzhangwangquemeifaxianyoudongxi，zhidetuomayisheng。“huiqi。”3.“shizun！shixiong！

shijie！”youwaimendizipaolai，shenhouyourenkangzhewodequqiao，canquedeshitiyoudegutoubeijianglingerkanzoule，

youdebufenlimianhairudongzheduchongduyi，wodeshitixiangshizheixiemowudenuanfang，tamensiyaowodeneizang，

zhidaowosiquyebutingxie。“shizun，womencongshanxiafaxianyigedilao，zheishidilaoliguazhedesiren，

huibuhui……huibuhuishijianglanyuea？”“jianglanyue？”zhongrenxianshilengzhengyixia，shizunzuanjinlejianbing，

suihoubianyouhuifuruchang。“bukenengshita，dangchujilingerzhaolingcaodiaoxuanyadixiadoumeisi，

shiyaochangzilanleyemeisi，jiubeibenzunmazheimeyicipaolejiusile？bukeneng，tachunmingjian，sibulede。

”zhongrenxinshidandanshikoufourenzheijushiti，lianwoyaojiandeyupaiyemeiyouquchakan，mingmingzhiyaosuishouyifan，

jiunengkandaozhanzhexuejidewodemingzi，daodaoqingxishenkezaipaishang。

“shiwohaileshimei…wuwu…”jianglingeryoukaishizhuangzuoshanlianghuiguodeyangzi。“neishitazijiluanpao，

zenmenengshuoshinidecuoni？lingernibuyaozongshizheimeshanliang，huibeirenliyongde。”“lingershijiebuku，

weiwangenfuyide**kubuzhidangde。”zhongrenqizuibashedianweijianglinger，

yourenxiefensidichongwoshitichuaileliangjiao，“zheiangzangdongxi。

”yezhengshiyinweichuaidezheiliangjiaorangfuzhedechongyisisanertao，luchuneizangkongkong，sizhibeikandewodecanzhuang。

duchongduyikouqimeineimeda，suoyihuiyidiandiandisiyaokenshiwo，congwodejiubahenzuanjintinei，

yaoduanwodexueguan，sichewodeshenjing。zongmenzhongrenjiandaozheiyangcanzhuangyefenfenniutouburenzaikan。

shizunzecongkoudaitaochuyifenshengchenbazisuanlesuan，ranhouhuchuyikouqi，chixiao。“jianglanyue，

gouyiyangsichuluanpao，zheifenmingjiumeiyousi，rengjiushizaixingmingge，huohaiyiqiannian！”meiyousi？

wocouguoqukanlekantashouzhonghongzhi，zheishengchenbazifenmingbushiwode。hongzhibianshangquexielewodemingzi，

haiyouyoushitatixiade“zhangmingbaisui”。neishitashuo，“lanyueyaoyizhijianjiankangkangde，yizhipeizheshizun，

zhangmingbaisui。”chenzhepangrendoubeishiticanzhuangxiyin，jianglingerqiaoqiaowangyibianlinzizouqu。

4.toumolikaidejianglinger，jingranzaiyumotousihui。guaibudetanengzaiwosihoukanxiawodesizhizuotang，

tamenjingshiyihuode。wokanzheliangrenyongwen，ranhougunzaidishangfachuexindeshengxiang，

woniangjiwodezhousuiliyezaitamenjiliedongzuoxiabeikesuiyijiao，erzaizheiliguankandebuzhishiwo，haiyou，

zongmenqitaren。kexizheixiefaxianjianglingerbuzai，chuyudanxinerxunzhaotaderenzhikandaoleyiban。“……ling，

lingershijie……”yourenkaikoudaduantamen，woxiangzhetadezhenmianmuzongsuanyaobeijiekai。“shijie！ni，

nibuyaoweilezhaojianglanyueneige**genmotouqianchezaiyiqi！tasijiusile，nibuyaozaizheimeshanlianglehaobuhao！

wo，woxintengni。”yuanlairuci，buxinwoyijingbeizhemosilederen，

yetongyangbuxinjianglanyuehuizuochubeipanzongmendeshi。shizunchongshangqianjilemotouyijian，motouzuoyanxiaosan，

eryibubitidejianglingerzebeitabaozaihuailiwenshenganfu，“baoqian，linger，shiweishidecuo，

weishigaikanhaonide。”“bu，bushishizundecuo，shilingermeiyouxuezuijinshentitairuo，

shilingerdecuo……”“zenmenengshinidecuoni，”talianxidinasubaixiuzijijianglingercalecalianshangwuzhuo，

“ruguojianglanyuebuluanpaodehua，yebuhuifashengzheixieshi！quanshitanaochulaide，

dengtahuilaibenzunyidinghaohaojiaoxunta！”zongmenlingtudebaixingyegenzheweishanglai，

tamentingshuozheiliyourengenmotousitong。“shenmemotousitong？”zongmenzhongrenjiangjianglingertuantuanhuzaishenhou，

shizunchenmoyishun，zhizhegulinglingzaiwaidewodequqiao，“neijiushiyumotousitongzhiren，yijingbeimiele。

shibenzongbailei，jianglanyue。”“bucuo，fangcaihemotoudishangdagundejiushijianglanyue，tagaisi！

”“tabenlaiyeshijianlaide，zhengrihaochilanzuo，meidiemeimadedongxibujingjiaoyang，caihuizuocuoshi。

”shixiongshijiemenfuhe，wobeitamenbiandeyiwenbuzhi，erjianglingerzhixuhaoduanduanbeitamenhuzaishenhou，

chuniaoyiyangkelianmolei。heigouxueshuipozaiwodeshitishang，cunminmenfachujiaohaosheng，

yirenbanlaijindiwaiweideyikuaidashitou，ranhoumengdediudaowoqutidexiongkou。tashuo，“rangtarenrenzuzong，

kantaxiubuxiu。”nanrenmanshikuaiyi，ruzhuangyuanlangyibanjieshouzhongrendehuanhu，

haiguizaijianglingermianqiankoukoushengshengshuo，duoxiejiumingenren。ketadelaodie，

mingmingshiwoyongxueyehunzheyaowanjiuxiade，neirijijianglingerfangwanxue，youjitajiangsidelaodieweilexuduo，

woxianxiehunsiguoqu。nanrenlaibaoen，quebeishixiongshijieqiangxingshuochengshijianglingerdegonglao，

tamenshuowobukenenghuizuozheizhongshi，shuoworenpin**，yebupeizheixiehaomingsheng，burujijianglinger。

wocengshucihuakaizijishangkouyinzoumoshoujiuxiadebaixingmen，cishiduijianglingerchongmanchongjing，

tamennalaishanghaodemihemian，nalaiqinshouzhongdeguozifengshang，youshuoyaojiangwoshaolejisi。

wodeshitibeibangzaijitanmuzhuangshang，baixingfenfenjiaohao，“shaosiyaonv！shaosizheigebuzhilianchidedongxi！shao！

”yanqianjiushijindituteng，benlaiyinggaishiwozuxianzuyangmao，xianrujinquebeituchenglejianglingerdelian，

suizhehuoshejiangwoyidiandiantunshi，jindishenchuxuelei，tutengsuilie，zongmenlaozucongbiguanzhongxinglai。

qingfengdaogudelaoren，mingmingyizhizaijindilibiguan，woquezongjuedetashuxiyouqinqie。erzheixierendouguidaohou，

yiweitamenshaoduile，shaduile，suoyizuzongcaixianling。jianglingerbeituidaolaozumianqian，shizunguizheshuo“laozu，

woshizheiyidaidezhangmen，zheishilinger，womenzongmenbainianbuyudeshengnv！

”5.jianglingermanshiqidaidizhanzailaozumianqian，zongmenzhongrendougulidiwangxiangta，haiyourenxiaoshengchengzan，

“lingershanliangyouguaiqiao，conghuiyoudongshi，bangleneimeduoren，laozuchuguanyinggaijiushiweileta！”“bucuo，

tashizongmenshengnv，bainiannanyu，bushiweiletahainengshishei？xiangbiyaochuantagongfasongtabaowu。

jianglanyueneigeyaonv，zanmensuanshishaoduile，shaodihaoa！”jianglingerwenciyanzhongdeyi，touyewangshangtailetai，

yifuchunfengdeyideyangzi。“laozu，wo……”tagangkaikou，laozujiuyixiuzijiangtashuaikai，

fanerbaoqilebeishaodemianmuquanfeidewo。“zenmehui，

zenmehuizheiyang……”laozuzhandouzheshoufuguowojiaoheidegutou，fuguoxueroumohudelian，