doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《jisuriji：wozaiayishenshangshuabaoxiang》，shiyouzuozhe“muyoumaobing”jingxindazaode，shuzhongdeguanjianjiaoseshiyeheilimengyao，xiangqingjieshao：liwanbuzhidaozaixiangshenme，mouguanglianyan，sihuxiayikejiuhuiyichushuilai。sikaopianke，liwannazheheisebuliao，wang……
jiangdongxifanghuichouti，yeheimuguangpingjing，shensebuxibubei，rutongyizunfotuo。
“amituofo，sejishikongkongjishise，pinsengwule。”
jixushuashipin，baoshijiehebenchidepaochedoutinghaokan，danbaoshijietaigui，zanshihaimaibuqi。
yi，zheigeqichebozhujuranshigemeinv。
zheishencaitianrandehaishirenzaode，zenmezheimexinggan。
cishi，jingrendeshentisuzhizaicifahuizuoyong，yeheidecdyouhaole。
“zhengsuowei，woburudiyusheirudiyu……”
yucitongshi，liwanayidefangjianli。
gangxiguozaodeliwanzhanzailuodijingqian，xinshangzhezijimeihaodeshenti。
jingzilidejiaoqu，rutongshangdiwanmeidejiezuo，meiliyoumiren。
weilezhaogusangehaizi，dushenzheimeduonian，wushugeshenyeli，tayehuigandaojimo。
今天更是如此。
buzhidaoxiangdaoleshenme，liwandeyanshenjianjianmili……
“zhendeyaozheiyangzuoma？”
“xiaoheikeshiqinjiedeerzia，woheqinjieshineimehaodeguimi……”
“xiaoheisuanshiwodezhizi，zheijinianxiangchuxialai，shuotashiwodebangeerzidoubuweiguo……”
“可是……”
liwanyaojinzuichun，huixiangqiyeheiqiangjianyoulideshenqu，haiyoutashenshangsanfadeneizhongmomingdexiongxingxiyinli。
“xiaoheizhendezhangdale，zaiyebushineigemaotouxiaozile……”
“fanzhengwomenyoumeirenhexueyuanguanxi，erqie，woyoubushiyaohexiaoheizuoshenmebuderendeshi……”
liwanzhongyushuofuleziji，qingtanyikouqi，jiezhecongchoutilinachuyigepopolanlande……
“小黑……”
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yeheishuidetebiexiang，mimihuhuzhong，tahaoxiangtingdaoayizaijiaozijidemingzi……
yishijian，tafenbuqingshimengjing，haishixianshi。
zaoshangxinglai，neixieshengyinhaijiyiyouxin。
“neizhendezhishimengma。”
yeheiyouxiejingyibuding，chizaocandeshihou，taqiaoqiaoguanchaayi，quemeifaxianrenheyichang，ayihaishihewangchangyiyang，wenrousishui。
“yinggaishiwoxiangduole。”
chiguozaocan，yeheidakaidiannao，denglufanqiezuojiahoutai，chakan《doupocangqiong》deshuju。
suiranzheicaishiyanzhengqidiertian，danyijingyoubushaoduzhefaxianzheibenshenshule，pinglunquchuxianlebushaopinglun，bushihaopingjiushicuigeng。
yanzhengqishiyixingqi，zaiciqijianyaobaochiyitiansiqianzidegengxin，yixingqihoudaoshiwanzile，jiukeyizhengshikaishishouxiu，dashujuhuigenjuyanzhengqishujujiliang。
youxiezhilianghaodexinshu，shouxiudounengchongshangbaiwanzaidu。
yeheiyelandemeitiandakaidiannaoshangchuanzhangjie，gancuiyicixingjiangyanzhengqiyaogengxindezhangjiedoushangchuan，shezhidingshizidongfabu。
“haiyouwutianshijian，xiwangshouxiunengjiwoyigejingxi。”
“buzhidaozheibenpingxingshijiedeshenzuo，zailanxingnengpengzhuangchuzenyangdehuohua。”
yeheihenqidai，tasihuyijingkandaolezijichengweidashenzuojiadeneitian。
bashiqingdouchulihaohou，yeheigangyaochumenqumaiche，jiujiedaoleqinliedeshipindianhua。
qinlieyifushenqingqishuangdemoyang。
“xiaoshenyi！wanfenganxie！”
“zheizhongcaoyaoshuishizaitaishenqile！”
qinliehahadaxiao，duiyeheijimeinongyan，“ganjuehuidaole18suideshihou！”
qinlielianlianzantan，zhihuzheiyibaiwanhuadetaizhile。
yeheishifenxianmu，tongyangshinanren，renjiayouxiaomishu，zijiquezhinengjiangliziji。
“xiaoshenyi，yidazaodaraoni，qishishiyouzhengshiyaoban。”
“qishizuowan，wohanshangleyigelaohuoji，woliangbisailaizhe……”
“neiwokendingyingle……”
“jianwoxianzairuciyongmeng，woneihuoxiangzhidaozenmebandaode，benlaiwoshixiangmanzhebushuode。sheizhidao，tazhijieguixialaiqiuwo。”
叶潶目瞪口呆。
haojiahuo，youqianrendouwanzheimehuadema？
qinliejixushuozhe：“meibanfa，wojiubazhenxianggaosutale，dazheigedianhuashixiangtitawenwen，ninneihaiyouzheizhongzhongcaoyaoshuima？”
yeheizhengyaoshuozheiwanyierzijiyaoduoshaoyouduoshao，danzhuannianyixiang，wuyixiweigui，tamenzhidaozijiyoudaliangdeyaoshui，haiyuanyichuyibaiwanmaiyipingma？
“zheizhongzhongcaoyaoshui**qilaibijiaomafan，erqielimianyoujiyangyuancailiaojiweizhenxi，woyeyeyigeyuezhinengzuoshipingzuoyou，xianzaiwoshoutoushangjiushengyipingle，woshidasuanzijiyongde。”
“tayuanyichuliangbaiwanmaiyiping。”
“danshijiranlaoyezininkaikoule，neiwojiurentonggeaiba。”yeheihuayinyizhuan。
“neiwojiutitaxiexiexiaoshenyile。”
qinlieyouhanxuanlejiju，guaduandianhuahou，jitafalehelaohuojideliaotianjilu，yijizhuanzhangjilu，zhengmingzijimeiyoudangzhongjianshangchichajia。
meiyihui，yinxingfalaiduanxintishi，daozhangliangbaiwan。
zongzichandadaolesanbaiwan！
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