jingcaixiaoshuo《jueshixinglong》，youwangluozuojialiangshanlaoguibianzhuercheng，shuzhongdaibiaorenwufenbieshiningzhesongqingyuan，jiangshuyiduanwenxintianmidedoushishenghuo，gushijianjie：raner，xianglehaojisheng，queshimeirenjie。wo……nima！dajie，biewanwoa！nidaoshijiedianhuaa！nitemebu……
jiujiumeidengdaosulanruojiedianhua，ningzhedouzhunbeiguale，dianhuaqueyouturanjietong。
“nishashihouhuigongsi？”
“wocizhiyaozhaorenqianzi，gongsiderendoubuganqian，shuoniqianlecaiyouyong！”
ningzheyibianshuozheyibianrouzhefazhangdeyanjing。
aolegetongxiaoyeban，tajuedoumeishui。
现在只想赶紧辞职。
miandezijiyanghuoziji，haoxianghaichenglebeitamenshangfanchiyiyang！
yaoshisulanruoyaolihun，neijiuyiqibanle。
“lanruoyaopeiwoqu……beijiaofeiqihuagongchangzheibiankanyikuaidi，ni……nixianguolaizaishuo。”shoujilichuanlaiyigenvsheng，quebushisulanruodeshengyin。
“nisheia？sulanruoni？”ningzhetingchulebudui，zhoumeiwendao。
“woshi……chenxinyi。”chenxinyizhizhiwuwudehuidao：“lanruozhaodifangshangcesuoqule，shoujidiaoluowocheshangle。”
“e。”ningzhezhidaochenxinyishisulanruodeguimi，yemeiyouduoxiang，youwendao：“nigangcaishuorangwoqunalizhaonimen？”
chenxinyihuidao：“beijiaofeiqihuagongchang，wodenghuierranglanruofaweizhijini。”
“好吧！”
ningzhedayingxialai，bushuangdeguaduandianhua。
妈蛋！
cigepozhihaidezhetengbantian！
daizhemanxindeyuannian，ningzheqishangdianpingchewangbeijiaoerqu。
gangzouchumeiduoyuan，sulanruojiufalaidingweideweizhi。
bangexiaoshihou，ningzhexunzhedingweigandaobeijiaofeiqihuagongchang。
zhengdangningzhezhunbeijisulanruodadianhuadeshihou，chenxinyiyouchuxianzaihuagongchangdemenkou，chongtazhaoshou：“zheibian。”
ningzhexunshengkanqu，zheicaizoujinhuagongchang。
jiuzaitazoujinhuagongchangdeshunjian，xinzhongturanshengchuyigubumiaodeganjue。
然而，却为时已晚。
jigerenxunsucongxiujibanbandedamenhouchongchu，youkuaisujiangdamenguanshang。
“草！”
ningzhezhidaozijishangdangle，yaoyaqiechidekanxiangchenxinyi：“**zuihaoqidaolaozijintiansizaizheili，buranlaoziyidingzhaonihaohaosuanzhang！”
yingzheningzheneixionghendemuguang，chenxinyidunshihedelianlianhoutui。
“laozixiangennihaohaosuanzhang！”
yigebaonudeshengyinxiangqi。
jinjiezhe，baifeidaizhebeibangzhushuangshoubingduzhuzuibadesulanruozouchulai。
zaitashenbian，haigenzheqibagemanlianxiongguangdedashou。
meigerendeshouzhongdounazhegangguanhuozhekandao。
“你想怎么样？”
ningzheyaoyakanxiangbaifei，xinzhonggengshihenbudeqiasichenxinyi。
“nishuolaozixiangzenmeyang？”baifeishouzhongdekandaoqingqingdepaizhezijidetui，zhangkuangjiaoxiao：“xianguixiajilaozikeshigexiangtou，laozizaigaosuni，laozixiangzenmeyang！”
“滚你妈蛋！”
ningzhexiangyebuxiangdejujue，“laozimingjiaoningzhe，jiushiningzhebuwandeyisi！laozigaosuni，laozishouliyeshiyouwangzhade！ganbuganranglaozixiandagedianhua？”
suiranzijizuijindajiahaoxiangbianmengle。
danbaifeitamenrenduoshizhong，shoulihaiyouwuqi。
nengbunengganguozheixieren，taxinzhongyemeidi。
budaowanbudeyideshihou，tahaishibuxiangnazijidexiaomingquyingpin。
“nijuedelaozihuirangnibaojing？”
baifeilenghengyisheng，“haigenlaoziwanyingqishiba？nibushiningzhebuwanma？hao，laozijintianjiubanidawan！”
shuozhe，baifeitaiqishou，shouzhongdekandaozhizhiningzhe。
“xianjitafangdianxue！bienongsile！laoziyaomanmanroulinta！”
suizhebaifeideyishenglingxia，jigerenlijichaoqishouzhongdewuqipuxiangningzhe。
sulanruojianzhuang，dunshi“wuwu”dajiao，yousisidebishangzijideyanjing，genbenbuganqukanningzhejiexialaidecanzhuang。
yankanduifanglaishixiongxiong，ningzhexinzhongbujinyiheng。
xianzaimeijihuidadianhuajisongqingyuan，zhinengpinyibale！
靠！
拼就拼！
doutemelianggejianbangkangyigenaodai！
谁怕谁！
meiyoudanliang，nalaidechanliang！
baozhezheiyangdexinsi，ningzhezhudongchuji，zhipuyigenagangguandedashouerqu。
jinshendeshunjian，ningzheyiquanzazaiduifangdebozishang，tongshifanshouduoguoduifangshouzhongdegangguan，youyigangguanzaxianglingwaiyiren。
“啊……”
yishengcanjiao，neirenwuzhexianxuelinlidenaodaidaozaidishang。
jiandashougualecai，baifeidunshifennupaoxiao：“yiqishang！jilaoziwangsiligan！”
suizhebaifeidehuayinluoxia，suoyourendouzhipuningzheerlai。
ningzheyikaishihaiyoudianjinzhang，danbuzhidaoweishenme，yuedayueshixingfen，yuedayueshishunshou，yigengangguanfangfobianchenglejingubang，shendangshashen，fodangmiefo！
mingmingzhizhong，fangfoyouyizhidashouzaiqianzhetadeshoufaqifanji。
一个，两个……
baifeidedashoubuduandedaoxia。
yourenbeidadetoupoxueliu，youderenzhijiehunsiguoqu。
budaoshimiaodeshijian，suoyourendoutangdaozaidi，xianchangyipiancanjiaosheng。
sulanruodouranzhengkaiyanjing，shashadekanzheyanqiandezheiyimu，jihubuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。
baifeiyedailidangchang，lianshangbuzhudechouchu。
tawanwanmeixiangdao，zijidailezheimeduoren，jingranyouyicibeiningzhequanbufangdao。
ningzhedexiongxingchedibeijifa，chaoqimanshixianxuedegangguanjiuzhibenbaifeierqu。
“ni……nixiangganshenme？”
baifeiliansejubian，selineirendehoudao：“niyaoshigandonglaoziyigenhaomao，wobajuebuhuifangguonide！”
“嘭！”
huidabaifeideshiningzheshouzhongdegangguan。
yigangguanxiaqu，baifeidenaodaidunshixianxuezhiliu，shentiyeliangliangqiangqiangdedaoxia。
“ningzhe，nisidingle！”
“laoziyidingyaonongsini！”
baifeiwuzhexianxuezhiliudenaodai，manlianzhengningdedahou。
ningzhexianzaiyeshinuhuozhongshao，yijiaobabaifeichuaichujimiyuan，shaqitengtengdehoudao：“**zaijijiwaiwaide，laozixianzaijiunongsini！”
mianduixiongxingbaofadeningzhe，baifeixinzhongyeshifachu，zhongyubuganzaijiaoxiao，zhishishuangmupenhuodeningzhe。
zhenzhubaifei，ningzhezheicaishangqianbasulanruojiekai，zhuaizhehaishiyiliandaishadesulanruojiuwangwaizou。
“等等我！”
chenxinyidaizhekuqiangdajiaoyisheng，lianmanggenzhepaoshangqu。
“啪！”
ningzhehuitou，henhenyibazhangjianggenshanglaidechenxinyishandaozaidi。
“你敢打我？”
chenxinyiwuzhuzhangtongdelian，fennudajiao。
“laozipingshabugandani？”
“nixianghaisilaozi，laozihaibugandani？”
ningzheehenhendedingzhechenxinyi，yanzhongchongchixiongguang。
jiushichouniangmenerbazijipianlaide！
zijizheixiababaijiadezuisile。
songqingyuanneigerenqingyinggaishibaobuzhule，pingshabugandata？
nirenhaiyousanfenhuoqi，hekuangshiren？
weiyizhideqingxingdeshi，bushisulanruopiantalaide。
yaoburan，xianzaideningzhekendinghuigengjiabaonu。
yingzheningzheneixionghendemuguang，chenxinyidunshidanqie。
zheikeshiganggangcaibabaifeikailepiaodefengzi！
“wo……woyeshibeibide……”
“woyaobubanipianlai，baifeijiuyaohuiworong……”
chenxinyiduoshanzheningzhedemuguang，kukutitideshuodao。
jiuzaichenxinyikuzhejieshideshihou，sulanruozhongyuhuiguoshenlai，zhandoudebotonglesunyunshidedianhua，kukutitideaihaodao：“sunshao，ningzhebabaishaodenaodaikaipiaole，qiuqiuni，qingnibazaijibaisiyeshuoshuoqing……”
buyongxiangyezhidao，baisiyeyaoshidezhizheigeshiqing，kendinghuibaonufeichang。
bujinningzhehuidaomei，sujiayehuigenzhedaomei。
ruguobunengjiejuezheigeshiqing，ningzhehuisi，sujiayehuiyinglaimiedingzhizai。
xianzai，taweiyinengzhiwangde，yezhiyousunyunshile……
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