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“豪哥！”
yumingyudaxi，zhizheliutaodao：“jiushizheilaji，gangenwoqiangnvren，haidalewoyiquan，haoge，gangcaitashiyongyoushoudawode，woyaotayitiaoyoushou。”
“yuzonga，dacanrenshifanfade，womenqudaliyedeyaodianqian，nikan……”
豪哥搓了搓手指。
yumingyuxinlianmaleyisheng，yinianjitaneimeduo，zheixixueguihaibumanzu。
“dangran，dangran，shichengzhihouziranhaiyoubiaoshi。”
haogemanyidexiaolexiao，yihuishoudao：“shang，xiediaoyoubei。”
liutaoqiannvyouwuzhezuijianjiaoqilai，liutaoyeshihedeliansefabai。
“haoge，nizheimehaoheng，heshima？”
zhaochendiaozheyan，manbujingxindecongchelizoulechulai。
“wocao！shinizheixiaozamao！”
suoweichourenjianmianfenwaiyanhong，yikandaozhaochen，yumingyushunjianhongleyanjing。
yaobushizheizamao，jinwanshang，tajiukeyilouzhezhaoxueyingzaijiudiankaixinkuaihuole！
“haoge，wozaijiaqian！nongsizheixiaozamao，yaoduoshaonikaikou！”
haogemanzudexiaolexiao，kanzhezhaochendeyanguangbiandeheai，zheikeshicaishenyea，zuijinzhenghaoshoutoujin，zheiweicaishenyejiuzijisongshangmenlaile。
“xiaohuozi，wobuhaoheng，haijiaogemaodehaoge？heihei，nishizijizisha，haishirangxiongdimensongsongni？woshuohaole，rangxiongdimensong，kenenghuibijiaotongku。”
“haoge，niyaokanshoukanwode，zheishigentameiyouguanxi。”
liutaodunshijile，ruguoweilezheishibazhaochenjuanjinlai，haitadiuleming，neitayibeizidoubuhuianning。
“mabide，younishenmeshi。”
haogeyangshouchouletayigedaerguazi，liutaobanbianlian，yirouyankejiandesudufuzhongqilai。
“shang，xianduolezheicaishenye。”
yiqunshouxiahuocongyaolimochukandao，huonachugangguan，dengyanhaojiaozhe，fenfenchaozhaochenkanlai。
“yuzong，sharenkeshidashi。zheigeshumeiwentiba？”
haogeshenchulelianggenshouzhi。
“二十万？好说。”
“是两百万！”
yuzongheleyitiao，“haoge，zheiyoudianduoleba。”
haogefanlefanbaiyan，“duogepi，xiongdimennamingzaibo，chuleshiyebuhuilaizainishenshang，nandaowoxiongdimendeming，lianliangbaiwandoubuzhi？”
“zhei……”yuzongtanlekouqi，“xing，liangbaiwanjiuliangbaiwanba。”
哐当！哐当！
haogezhengzaideyi，sizhoutiannvsanhuaban，tashouxiayiqunxiao/diyigezhonggeyangdezishifeilechulai，canjiaozhedieleyidi。
zaikanzhaochen，haoxiangzhishizhizhong，zhanzaiyuandimeiyoudongdanguo。
haogecalecayanjing，youcalecayanjing，biaoqingyoujingezhuanbianchenglehuangju。
tazhidao，zheishishangyouyizhongren，lianguoyingqigong，feichangnengda，erqieshichaohuchangrenxiangxiangdenengda！
tajianguolihaide，birutamenguishoubangdebangzhujiangchaoyang，yibaiduogeputongrendoujinbuletadeshen。
henxianran，yanqianzheigekanqilaishencaibuchuzhongdexiaozi，jiushizheiyileiren。
“走。”
haogedangjiliduan，zhuanshendasuanlikai。
“haoge，youdianbujiangjiuleba。”taganghaozhuanshen，zhaochenxiaomimidelanzaitamianqian，“nidangxiongdishikaigonggongcesuode，laiqucongcong？”
“nixiangganshenme！woshiguishoubangderen，niyaoshiganluanlai，guishoubangbuhuifangguonide！”
“鬼手帮？”
haogeyiweitapale，danzidalesanfen，“wolaodashiguishoubangerhaorenwuduyan！”
“bieyiweijiuninengda，wolaodadangnianzaifeizhoudangguoguyongbing，yigenengdanizheiyangdeshige！”
“duyan，shenmeshihouzheimeniubile？”
“niyouzhongdengzhe，woxianzaijiujiwolaodadadianhua，daoshihounibieniaokuzijiuxing！”
zhaochenmochuyigenyandianran，xiaomimidekanzhetadadianhua。
“nidengzhe！wolaodajiuzaifujindejiubahejiu，mashangjiuguolai！”
gualedianhua，haogesenranliezuidao：“madande，ninengdayouzenmeyang，zaijiangyunzheiyimusanfendishang，shilongdepanzhe，shihudewozhe！”
“woshuoxiaohao，**dishiyuelaiyuemeiyongle，jigexiaotiaozaodouduifubule，laoziyitiandaowanjinjinimenganxiecapi/gudeposhi。”
meiguowufenzhong，yiliangbinlizaifujintingxia，zouchulaiyigeduyannanzi，zuilimamalieliede。
“laoda，zheibunengguaiwoa，zheixiaozishigelianjiazi，woershijihaoxiongdidoubeitaganpale。”haogekuzhelian。
“cao！laozidaoyaokankansheizheimeniu！”
duyanzoushangqianyikan，hunshenjulieyidou，liangtiaotuimiantiaoyiyangruanmianwuli。
噗通！
taguidaozaidi，lianshangluchubikuhainankandebiaoqing，“yan，yanwang，zenme，zenmeyoushini……”
zhaochenzaitalianshangpenlegeyanquan，dunxiashenzipailepaitayouzizidelian，“duyan，bucuoma，tuihaodezheimekuai？”
duyanjihukuaikule，“chengmengyanwangliuqing，tuiguzhishicuolewei，zhaoyishengjijieshangle……”
“zheiliangnian，kanlaiwotairencile。henduorenyijingbubawofangzaiyanlile。”
zhaochenjiangyantouzaiduyannaomenshanganmie。
zhishizhizhong，duyanlianhengdoubuganhengyisheng。
pangbiandehaogeheyumingyudoukanshaleyan。
duyanzaijiangyunshi，keshihufenghuanyudedarenwu。
jiusuanneixiemingmenhaoshen，jiandaota，doudexiaolianxiangying，jiaoyishengduyange。
ke，zaizheigemingbujianjingchuandexiaozimianzi，tafangfolaoshujiandaomao，jingranweijuchengzheifumoyang。
zheigeren，daodishihefangshensheng？
“wocuole，yanwang，wozhenzhidaocuole。”
duyanaiqiudao：“kanzaiwomeiduinizenmeyang，niraolewozheiciba。”
tabupasi，dantazhidao，yidanyanwangfanu，tahuirangniqiushengbudeqiusibuneng！
cengjing，jiuyourenbuxinxie，jieguobeizhe/molezuzuyibaitian，xiangsiyesibule，canjiaoshengriyebuduan，chuanbianfangyuanjili。
jushuoneici，henduotingdaocanjiaoshengderen，douhuanshangleyanzhongdejingshenjibing，beihechulaide。
“起来吧。”
zheilibushifeizhou，tayebuxiangsuibiansharen，fouze，yitadepiqi，xianzaizheiduyannahaiyoukaikoushuohuadejihui。
duyanrumengdashe，tazhidao，yitiaoxiaomingshijianhuilaile。
“woxiongdibeizheigehaogeshanleyibazhang，lingwai，zheiweiyuzonghaixiangshalewo，gaizenmezuo，haiyongzhewoshuoma？”
“**你妈地。”
duyanyijiaodengzaihaogededuzishang，jiangtachuaifeisanmiyuan，“yanwangniyeganre，haichadianbalaozidajinqu，laozijintianhuohuodasini！”
“wobuzhidao，wobuzhidaoa。”
haogeaihaobuyi，bamaotouduizhunleyumingyu，“dui，doushizheigexingyude，yaobushitaliyouwo，woyebukenengzuochuzheizhongshilai！”
yumingyulianseyibai，tuiduzidazhan，ruanmianmiandezuodaozaidi。
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