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yiwanjiededuanpianyanqingticaixiaoshuo《jiashazilaogong，taxinhunyehuranzhengyan，qiazhewobozixiao》shi“anhaowuliaoa”deqingxinzhizuo，shuzhongzhurengongshilutingzhoujiangwanguyan，xiaoshuogushijianshushi：tamenhuijiniyidabicaili，jiudangshinimamaliujinidejiazhuang。”duokexiaode“jiazhuang”。womadeyichan，……

精彩章节

weilejijimeidingzui，wobeijiazudabaosongqujichuanshuozhongshuaichengzhiwurendehaomenjichengrenchongxi。

suoyourendoudengzhewobeipojiacuomozhisi，haoqintunwomuqindeyichan。qianshi，woshouzhezhiwurenlaogongliangnian，

quezaitaxinglaidangtian，beitahewodejimeilianshoutuixiagaolou。“jiejie，ganxienitiwozhaoguta，xianzaitaxingle，

niyegaiqusile。”zaizhengyan，wohuidaolechongxihunlidedangtian。1“wobutongyi！

”wobayibazhangshuaizaiwolianshang，**laditeng。“hunzhangdongxi！youbudenitongbutongyi！

”“**meideqiantubinizhongyaoyibaibei！tashiyaojiajingujiadangshaonainaide，bunengyouandi！

”wodehaomeimeijiangwan，duozaijimuliuyunhuaili，kudelihuadaiyu。“jiejie，duibuqi，wobushiguyide。

”“wobuzhidaoneibeijiuliyoudongxi，woyebuzhidaolutingzhouhuihuranchongchulai……”takuzhe，

yandiqueshanzhedeyideguang。qianshi，wojiushibeizheifuchuchukeliandemoyangpianle。woxinletadeguihua，

xinlefuqinsuoweide“jiazurongyu”。wodaitita，chengrenjiujiazhuangren。wodaitita，

jiajibeizhuangchengzhiwurendelujiajichengrenlutingzhou，chongxi。woxianggebeiweidebaomu，shouletaliangnian。jitacashen，

**，peitashuohua。woyiwei，dengtaxinglai，yiqiedouhuihaoqilai。ketaxinglaineitian，

yongbaodequeshiwodemeimei，jiangwan。tamenzhanzaidingloudetiantaishang，xiangyiduibiren。lutingzhoukanwodebiaoqing，

binglengyouyane。“jiangnian，xiexienitiwanwanzhaoguwo。”“xianzai，nikeyiqusile。”jiangwanxiaozhe，

qinshoujiangwotuixiagaolou。shentishizhongdeneiyike，wokanjiantamenjinjinyongwen。yuanlai，tamenzaojiuchuantonghaole。

chehuoshijia，hunmishijia，zhiyouwoshigechetoucheweidexiaohua。tamenlianshou，

zhiweiwomuqinliujiwodeneibaifenzhiershidejiangshigufen。zaizhengyan，woyouhuidaolezheigequrudeqidian。

fuqindepaoxiao，jimudejiaxiao，meimeideyanlei。yimoyiyangdechangjing。wowuzhelian，xiaole。

yanleicongzhifengliyongchulai，youlengyoutang。zheiyishi，wobuhuizaifanshale。kanzhetamenchouedezuilian，

womanmanfangxiashou。“hao。”woshuo。“wojia。”suoyourendoulengzhule。fuqinhuyidikanzhewo，

fangfoburenshiwo。“nixiangtongle？”“xiangtongle。”wodiandiantou，muguangsaoguojiangwanneizhangjingedelian，

“zhiyaomeimeikaixinjiuhao。”jiangwandelianseshunjianbiandenankan。tadagaimeixiangdao，wozheimeqingyijiudayingle。

tahaizhunbeilehaoduoshuoci，dengzhekanwokunao、zhengzha、zuihoubeiqiangxingtuozou。xianzai，wopingjingdidayingle，

fanerrangtaxiangyiquandazaimianhuashang。liuyunlikedayuanchang。“niannianjiushidongshi。nifangxin，

lujiasuiranqingkuangteshu，danjueduibuhuikuidaini。”“nibabayijinghelujiashuohaole，

tamenhuijiniyidabicaili，jiudangshinimamaliujinidejiazhuang。”duokexiaode“jiazhuang”。womadeyichan，

tamenxiangyongzheizhongfangshi，mingzhengyanshundiheidiao。wochelechezuijiao，meishuohua。hunlibandehencangcu，yehenlengqing。

meiyoubinke，meiyouzhufu。wochuanzhebuheshendehunsha，beiwobaqinshousongjinlelujiadebieshu。

xiangyijianbeidabaohaodelaji。guanshangchemenqian，jiangwanlazhewodeshou，jiaxingxingdishuo。“jiejie，nifangxin，

wohuijingchangqukannide。”“niyidingyaohaohaozhaoguludage，dengtaxingle，

womenjiangjiahelujiajiushiyijiarenle。”wokanzheta，yiziyijudiwen。“shima？”“neiruguo，

tayongyuandouxingbulaini？”jiangwandexiaorongjiangzailianshang。2lujiadebieshuhenda，dadekongkuang，meiyourenqi。

jigeyongrenmianwubiaoqingdizhanzaimenkou，yinwojinqu。zhuwozaierlou，zhuanghuangshichenmendeheibaisediao。

chuangshangtangzheyigenanren。lutingzhou。tabizheyan，liansecangbai，huxijunyun。

ruguobushipangbianyiqifachudidideshengxiang，takanqilaijiuxiangshuizhele。yongrenlisaodishengduiwoshuo。“shaonainai，

xianshengdeshentixuyaomeitiancaxi**，zheixiewomenlaizuojiuhao。”“ninleileyitian，keyixianqukefangxiuxi。

”wokanzhechuangshangderen，yaoleyaotou。“buyong，nimendouchuquba。”“yihou，wolaizhaoguta。

”lisaoyuyanyouzhi，zuizhonghaishidaizherentuilechuqu。menguanshangle。fangjianlizhishengxiawohelutingzhou，

haiyouyiqideshengyin。wotuodiaohunsha，huanshangbianfu，zoudaochuangbianzuoxia。wojingjingdikanzheta。zheizhanglian，

wokanleliangnian。shuxidaokegumingxin。qianshideaiyuhen，zaizheiyike，douhuaweilechaofeng。woqingqingxiaochusheng。

“lutingzhou，womenyoujianmianle。”“e，budui，niyinggaibujidewo。”“bijingzainiyanli，

wozhishigetinixinshangrenshouguode，aiyandegongju。”woshenchushou，qingqingfushangtadelianjia。tadepifuhenleng，

meiyouwendu。“nizhidaoma？shangyishi，wojiushizheiyang，meitianjinicalian，cashenti。”“wotianzhendiyiwei，

zhiyaowofuchuzhenxin，nixinglaihou，huikandaowodehao。”“kewocuole。”“nixinglaidiyijianshi，

jiushihejiangwanyiqi，bawotuixialelou。”“jiucongzheili，sanshisanlou，shuaixiaqu，fenshensuigu。

”wodeshengyinhenqing，henpingjing，xiangzaishuoyigeyuwowuguandegushi。fangjianlianjingjile。

zhiyouwodeshengyinzaihuidang。“jiangwanzhenshihaoshouduana。”“tayibianxiangshouzhenijitaderonghuafugui，

yibianyoudiaozhetadebeitai，gujiadeergongziguyan。”“nizhidaoma，zhuangnideneichangchehuo，genbenbushiyiwai。

”“shijiangwanheguyanlianshoucehuade。”“guyanxianggaokualushi，jiangwanxiangyaowomaliujiwodegufen，

shunbianchudiaowozheigeaiyandejiejie。”“nimenliang，yigexiangbaochou，yigexiangduochan，yipaijihe。”“suoyi，

nimenjiushejilezheichangxi。”“nijiazhuangbeizhuangchengzhiwuren，yinguyanhejiangjiachushou，xiangbatamenyiwangdajin。

”“erjiangwanni，zexuyaoyigetizuiyang，laibangniwanchengzheigejihua。wo，jiushineigezuiwanmeidetizuiyang。

”“tarangnixiangxin，shiwojiduta，caiguyikaichezhuangni。”“zhenshikexiao。”“woshouleniliangnian，

huanlaide，jiushiyiju‘nikeyiqusile’。”woshuozhe，xiaoleqilai。xiaozhexiaozhe，yanleiyoudiaolexialai。

wocadiaoyanlei，zhanqishen。“buguomeiguanxi。”“zheiyishi，youxiguize，youwolaiding。”“nimenqianwode，

wohuiyibiyibi，lianbendailiditaohuilai。”woshuowan，zhuanshenzhunbeilikai。shenhou，

quechuanlaiyigujudadelidao。yizhibinglengdeshou，mengdiezhulewodebozi！wobeihenhendizhuaihuichuangshang。

tianxuandizhuanjian，wozhuangjinyishuangqiheideyanmouli。neishuangyanjing，ruiliruying，chongmanleshayi。

chuangshangbengaishizhiwurendenanren，buzhiheshiyijingzuoleqilai。tadanshouqiazhewodebozi，

jiangwosisianzaichuangshang。lidaodadejingren，wojihuwufahuxi。tafuxiashen，binglengdeqixipenzaiwodelianshang。

shengyinshaya，quezizirudao。“shuo。”“nishishei？”“zenmehuizhidaowodejihua？

”3zhixiganshunjianbaoguolewo。bozishangdeshouxiangtieqianyiyang，gutoudouzaizuoxiang。lutingzhoudelianjinzaizhichi。

tadeyanshenbuzaishiqianshidebinglengyane，ershichongmanleshenshiheshaji。wokanzheta，jingranyidiandoubuhaipa。

woshenzhi，haixiaodechulai。queyangrangwodelianzhangdetonghong，wojiannandiconghoulonglijichujigezi。

“ke……nicai？”tashoushangdelidaoyoujiazhonglejifen。wodeshixiankaishimohu。“womeishijiangenniwanyouxi。

”“zuihouyicijihui。”wotaiqishou，meiyouqubaitadeshou，ershiyongjinquanli，pailepaitadelianjia。pa。

yishengcuixiang。lutingzhoulengzhule。qiazhewobozideshou，yesongleyishun。wozhuajinjihui，mengdichuanlejikouqi。

“ludashaoye，zheijiushiniduidaimengyoudetaidu？”wodeshengyinshayadelihai，xiangpoluoyiyang。tamiqiyanjing，

weixiandeqiximimankailai。“mengyou？”“woweishenmeyaoxinni？”“jiupingwozhidaonidequanbujihua，

haizhidaozhuangnidemuhouheishou，shiguyanhejiangwan。”wolengjingdikanzheta，“zheigegouma？

”tadetongkongmengdiyisuo。wodehua，xianranjizhongletadeyaohai。tameizaiyongli，

danshouyirankouzaiwodebozishang。xiangyitiaosuishihuiyaorendedushe。“nidaodishishei？

”“yigebeinihenixinshangrenlianshouhaisi，youcongdiyupahuilaifuchouderen。”wokanzheta，yiziyiju。

“lutingzhou，wobushinidediren。”“womendediren，shitongyixieren。”“womenkeyihezuo。

”tachenmole。fangjianlizhishengxiawomenlianggerendehuxisheng。liangjiu，tazhongyusongkaileshou。wowuzhebozi，

juliedikesouqilai。bozishangyipian**ladeteng。tazuozaiyipang，lenglengdikanzhewo。“zhengju。

”wokegoule，huanguoqilai，congsuishendexiaobaoli，nachuyigexiaoxiaodeupan，diujita。“zheilimian，

shijiangwanshanggeyuequsirenzhensuozuoliuchanshoushudejilu。”“haizishiguyande。

”“tayibianzainizheiliyanzheshenqingbuhui，yibianheguyandadehuore，shunbianhaihuaishanglebierendehaizi。

”“haiyoutaheguyanmimouchehuodeliaotianjilu，woyexiangbanfahuifule。”“niyiweitaaini？

”“taaide，zhishilujiashaonainaideshenfen，henishoulideqian。”zheixiedongxi，shiwozhongshenghou，

hualedajiaqianzhao**nonglaide。qianshidewotaisha，duijiangwanshenxinbuyi。zheiyishi，

wozhidaolesuoyouzhenxiang，zaixiangzhaozhengju，jiurongyiduole。lutingzhounaqiupan，meiyoulikechakan。

tazhishikanzhewo，yanshenbianhuanmoce。“nixiangyaoshenme？”“henjiandan。”woyingshangtademuguang，haobutuisuo，

“woyaojiangwan，shenbaiminglie，yiwusuoyou。”“woyaowobadegongsi，pochandaobi。”“woyaotamen，

changchangwoqianshisuoshoudesuoyoutongku。”“erni，”wodunledun，gouqiyimolengxiao，“peihewoyanxi，

huidiaotamen。”“zuoweibaochou，wobangnibaguyanliangenbaqi。”“women，gequsuoxu。”takanzhewo，

kanlehenjiu。jiudaowoyiweitahuijujue。zuihou，taquechaowoshenchuleshou。“hezuoyukuai。

”4.womendelianmeng，zaixuesedehunchuangshang，yiyizhongguiyidefangshidachengle。congneitianqi，

wochenglelujiamingzhengyanshundeshaonainai。lutingzhou，zejixubanyantaneigebansibuhuodezhiwuren。baitian，

woshigejinzhijinzedeqizi。woqinshouweitacaxishenti，**jiangyingdejirou，rifuyiri。

yongrenmenkanwodeyanshen，congzuichudejiebei，manmanbianchengletongqinghejingpei。zhiyouwozijizhidao。meiyicichupeng，

douxiangzaichumoyikuaibinglengdemubei。tixingzhewoqianshideyuchun。wanshang，dengsuoyourendoushuixia。

lutingzhoujiuhui“xing”guolai。womenhuizaizheijianjudadewoshili，fupanzhenggejihua。

“guyanneibianyijingkaishiyoudongzuole。”takaozaichuangtou，shoulinazhepingban，shengyindichen。

“talianhelejigexiaogudong，zaidongshihuishangfanan，xiangbawocongceodeweizhishangtixiaqu。

”“wobasuiranyaxiaqule，dangongsineiburenxinhuanghuang。”“henhao。”wodiandiantou，

“zheishuomingyuerkaishijile。”“jiexialai，gaifangdianerle。”diertian，

wo“buxiaoxin”zaihejimuliuyuntongdianhuashi，kusuqilai。“ma，wohaoleia。”“yishengshuo，

tingzhoudeqingkuangyuelaiyuebuhaole，keneng……kenengchengbuguozheigeyuele。”“lujiadegupiaodiedehaolihai，

wobajidejiaotoulane，dongshihuineiqunlaojiahuotiantianbigong。

”“wozhendebuzhidaogaizenmebanle……”wokudeqingzhenyiqie，shengleijuxia。dianhuaneitoudeliuyun，

zuishanganweizhewo，yuqiliquetouzheyiguyayibuzhudexingzailehuo。“nianniana，nibieji，

fanshidouyoubabazaini。”“nizhaoguhaotingzhoujiuxing，gongsideshiqing，rangnibaqucaoxin。”gualedianhua，

wocaganyanlei，mianwubiaoqing。liuyunkendinghuidiyishijianbazheige“haoxiaoxi”gaosujiangwanhewoneigehaofuqin。

guoran，buchusantian。**turanxuanbu，gaodiaoshougoulushijituandesangu。wobazaimeitimianqian，

shuodeguanmiantanghuang。“womenjiangluliangjiashiqinjia，xianzailushiyounan，womenjiangjialiyingchushouxiangzhu。

”“woxiangxin，zaiwomendebangzhuxia，lushiyidingnengduguonanguan。”duokexiaode“xiangzhu”。

tamenbuguoshixiangchenhuodajie，yongzuididechengben，canshilushizheikuaidadangao。hewoyuliaodeyiyang。

guyanneibianyekaishixingdongle。taliyonggujiadecaili，zaianzhongqiaoqiaoxinalushidegupiao。tamenyiwei，

lutingzhouyisi，lushiqunlongwushou，zheikuaifeiroujiurenyoutamenzaigele。tamenbuzhidao，

zijizhengyibubutaruwomenjingxinbianzhidexianjing。zheitian，jiangwanturanshuoyaolaikanwo。talaideshihou，

wozhengzuozaihuayuanlifadai。tachuanzheyishenmingpai，zhuangrongjingzhi，kanqilaichunfengdeyi。tazaiwoshenbianzuoxia，

lazhewodeshou，yilianxinteng。“jiejie，nishoulehaoduo。”“kannizheimexinku，wozhennanshou。”wochouchushou，

dandandishuo。“youshima？”talianshangdexiaorongjiangleyixia，suijiyouhuifuleziran。“jiejie，nibiezheiyangma。

”“wojintianlai，shixianggaosuniyigehaoxiaoxi。”“woheguyan，yaodinghunle。”taxuanyaoside，

huanglehuangshoushangneikejudadezuanjie。“xiazhouliu，zaixierdunjiudian，jiejieniyidingyaolaia。

”“nixianzaishilujiadeshaonainai，nilaile，yesuanshijiwomenliangjiachengchangmianle。

”wokanzhetaneizhangxuweidelian，xinliyipianbingleng。qianshi，tayeshizheiyang。zaiwozuitongkujuewangdeshihou，

paolaigaosuwo，tayaohelutingzhoudinghunle。rujin，buguoshihuanlegerenming。yiyangdeexin。wochelechezuijiao。

“haoa。”“woyidingqu。”“qukankan，nimenzheiduigounannv，shizenmeside。”zuihouyijuhua，

woshuodehenqing。tameitingqing。“jiejie，nishuoshenme？”“woshuo，”wotaiqitou，

duitaluchuyigewenhedexiaorong，“zhuni，dinghunkuaile。”5.jiangwanheguyandedinghunyan，bandeshengshihaoda。

zhenggeashiyoutouyoulianderenwu，jihudoudaoqile。yanhuitingliyixiangbinying，gongchoujiaocuo。

jiangwanchuanzheyishengaodinglifu，wanzheguyandeshoubei，xiaodehuazhiluanzhan。wobajiangzhenghejimuliuyun，

yemanmianhongguangdizhaohuzhebinke。fangfotamenyijingshiashidediyihaomen。wochuanzheyishensujingdeheiqun，

duzizuozaijiaoluoli，xianggewurudeyouling。zhouweiderenkanwodeyanshen，chongmanletongqinghebiyi。“kan，

neijiushijiangjiadedanver，jiajilujianeigezhiwurende。”“zhenshikelian，nianjiqingqingjiushouhuogua。

”“kelianshenme？tazijifanjian，kaichezhuangleren，huogai！”“tingshuolutingzhoukuaibuxingle，

lushiyeyaopochanle，tazheihaomenkuotaiyedangdaotoule。”“zeze，jiangjiadaoshihaoshouduan，danvergangfeile，

xiaonverlikejiupanshanglegujia。”zheixieyilun，xiangzhenyiyang，buda，quemijidiciguolai。woduanzhejiubei，

mianwubiaoqingditingzhe。xinli，haowubolan。henkuai，dinghunyishijiuyaokaishile。zhuchirenzoushangtai，

shuozhereqingyangyidekaichangbai。jiangwanheguyan，shouqianshou，zhanzaiwutaizhongyang，jieshouzhesuoyourendezhufu。

jiangwandemuguang，chuanguorenqun，luozaiwoshenshang。neiyanshen，chongmanlexuanyaohetiaoxin。fangfozaishuo：kan，jiangnian，

nishule。wocaishizuihoudeyingjia。wochaotajulejubei，zuijiaogouqiyimobinglengdehudu。bieji。haoxi，

caiganggangkaishi。jiuzaizhuchirenxuanbu“xianzaiqingxinlangqinwenxinniang”deshihou。yanhuitingdedamen，

turanbeirencongwaimiantuikaile。zhiya——chenzhongdemumenfachucierdeshengxiang。suoyourendemuguang，