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xiaoshuo《jishizhumubuganle》,benshuzhongdedaibiaorenwushiguantaogushenghua。gushineirongqimeierquzhe,shizuozhedashenruiruiruijunsuoxie,wenzhanggenggai:yinweipagushenghuahuizaochengxinlishanghai,wozheibeizidoumeiyouzijidehaizi!zheiruodadebojuefujingshimeigerendouxiangyaowosi……

精彩章节

di1zhangjishizhumubuganle

woshibojuefudelaofuren,suiranshijishi。

danshizheiyishengwoweilebojuefuqinqinkenken,quemeixiangdaoyangleyiqunbaiyanlang。

laobojueneigesilaotouzilinsilexinlihaiwangbuletadeqianfuren,

zuizhongwobeizheiyidajiazisuanjideyiyuersi。

zhonghuoyishi,wozuowoziji,aizazade,rewobugaoxingjiunongsinimen。

1

「muqin,niyebieguaiwoxinhen,nizheibingyebushiyitianliangtianle,dafuyeshuozhibuhao。」wodehaodaergushenghuazaiwodechuangbianjugaolinxiadikanzhewoshuodao。

woxianzaizhengzaitangzaichuangshang,wonengganjuedaowodeshengmingmashangjiuyaoxiaoshile。

yedui,wobianchengzheiyangbujiushiyinweiwoweilebojuefucaolaoyibeizi,zuihoubeizheiyiqunsibaiyanlangmensuanjichengzheiyangde。

shengbingbujikaiyao,jiurangwotingzhe,woxiabulaidiyeburangrensihouwo,jiudengzhewosiyihoubawodeqianquandoulaozou!

zhenshiqianshideyuanzhaia,suishuowoshigejishi,danshizheimeduonianwoduitamenwenxinwukui,

yinweipagushenghuahuizaochengxinlishanghai,wozheibeizidoumeiyouzijidehaizi!

zheiruodadebojuefujingshimeigerendouxiangyaowosi!

「yaobushini,woqinshengmuqinzenmehuiqushi?」

「nifangxin,womenbihuiersunmantangchenghuanxixia,nianxinquba。」

gushenghuazaiwoerbianshuolezuihoujijuhua。

wodeyanjinghuanhuandibishangle,linlelinle,yemeiyougesongwoderen,zuiqimazaiwochuangbiankuyikuyexinga!

haiyouguantaoneigelaotouzi,niqianfurenqushiguanwopishi!

yaobunijiubiequwo,sileyebuxiaoting!

一家子白眼狼!

ruguonengzhonglaiyishi,wodingyaoweizijierhuo。

「furen,laoyekuaibuxingle,kuaixingxing。」

wobeiyahuandehuanshenghanxing,mimihuhudizhengkaiyanjing,wozhongshenghuileguantaoneigelaobusikuaiyaoqushideneitian。

woshizheijiriweineigelaobusidecaolao,jitianjiyemeiheyan,zheicaiyundaole。

guantaodeqiangefurenshidebingqushi,dangshitaliangshaonianfuqi,suoyiganqinghenshen,shengdeerzijiushigushenghua,dandangshitahaibushibojuedaren,zhishigewupinguanyuan。

houlaiqulewo,nazhewodejiazhuangjitazijipulu,tacaiyibubudadaoxianzaizheigeweizhi。

wodemujiashishangjiazhijia,jiwodejiazhuangshubushengshu,dangchuguantaoquwobujiushiweilewodejiazhuangqianma!

danshiqulewoyihouxinlihaihuainianzhebaiyueguang,tadeerziyeduiwohenzhirugu,woqianshiyiyidourenle,doushuohoumabuhaodang,wozongyiweinengyiailaiganhua,shijiyijiazixixuegui!

zheibeizi,sheiaiganhuasheiganhuaba!

jintianshineigelaobusidesideneitian,wojidetazailinsiqianzuilihaidaonianzhetadeqianfuren,haibaozhetaqianfurenhuaxiangzoude,shuosihouyaobataliangmaizaiyiqi。

我呸!

woqichuangshoushihao,limajicongcongdiwanglaobusidedifangqu。

gangdaomenkou,jiukanjianguizheheiyayadeyipianren,wolimazoulejinqu,faxianneigelaobusideguoranzaineibaozhegeqianfurendehuaxiang,zuilibuzhidaoshuoshenmedongxi。

kandaowolaile,jiworangchuleyitiaolu,gushenghuaguizaizuiqianmian,sisididingzhewo,bizishanghaiguazhegangkuwandedabiti。

wozoudaolaobusidechuangqian,xinxiangtazenmehaibusi。

woyibanazoutabaozaihuailidehuaxiang,rengzailepangbiandehuoduizili。

「ni!!ni!!kekekeke...。」laobusidekandaowojitazuiaidehuaxiangshaole,jidechadianmeiqilaidawo。

pangbiangushenghuayejile,limaqufuzhulaobuside,yibianyinhenhendimawo:「die!niganshenme!nirengwonianghuaxiangganma!」

「ganma?doukuaisilehaidasuanbaogehuarutu?」wopeileyisheng,kanzhehuaxiangzaihuoduilishaochenghuijin,xinlihaogetongkuai!

qianshizheifuhuaxiangdouyaochengwoxinbingle,zheicizhongyumeile!

「nizenmenengzheimezhouwodie!nigedufu!」gushenghuabenlaijiubuxihuanwo,zhibuguozhiqianhainengzangzhedian,bijingwoduitayequeshizhuabuchushenmecuo,danshijintiankenengyeshiqijile,bazijineixinxiangfajishuochulaile。

「ni。。keke!」laobusideyikouqimeishanglai,gale!

太好了!

dixiaderenguidaoyipian,yixiaziquandoukutianhaodi,gushenghuayeguilexialai,zhongzhongdeketou。

wogaoxingdehaitouzheleliangsheng,jinjiezhelimayundaole,yahuanmenkandaolimaguolaijiwotaihuilefangjian。

wairendoujuedewoshiyinweilaobusisileyundao,shijishangwoxiangganjinhuifangjianxiuxi!

weizheilaobusideku?wohaiburuweitiaowoyangdegouku!

woyundaozhihoushashibuguan,yiqiedoudiujilewodehaodaerheerxifu。

wodeerxifuhewoneigehaodaeryigehuose。

benlaiwozhaolegeshenjiagegefangmiandouhaodehaizizuowodeerxifu,qiantiaowanxuan。

jieguogushenghuaneigegoudongxifeiyaoqugexiaomenjiashunv,shuoshiqingmeizhuma,nianshaojiuxiangaile,sheiyechaibusan。

haizhenggehaizichulai,weihunxianyun。

wozheilaoliandoudiujinle,zhinengbazheigeshunvquhuilai,neinvhaijiazhidaoyihoushuoshadouyaotuihun,wohailaxialegelianqugenrenjiadengmendaoqian。

结果也没落到啥好。

zheilaobusidesile,taerzigushenghuaziranyejiujichengletadebojuewei,woyechenglelaofuren。

zheifulidadaxiaoxiaodeshijiuguitaxifuguanle。

我也正好乐得清闲!

danshierxifubijingshixiaomenxiaohuchulaide,meiyouyidianzizhumufengfan,xingshizuofenghaishixiaojiaxiaoqide。

qianshiwosuichenglelaofuren,danshidashixiaoshidoushiguiwoguan,jieguojiwoleichubinglai,doupanzhewosi。

xianzaizheipobojuefu,aizazadeba!

shifushihuodoushiersundefufen。

2

wopansuanlewodejiazhuang,zheimeduoneilaobusiyongde,haiyouzheibojuefudezhuangxiu,ersunmendechichuanyongdu,nayiyangbushiwodejiazhuanggongchulaide?

worangwodepeijiayahuansumamabawoshoudixiadetiandipuzihaiyougudongshenmededoumaile,shijishangquanbudoushiguohudaotademingxia。

shoulideyinzihaishengjibaiwanlianghuabuchuqu,

那我就开始消费!

fanzhengbujizheifuliyifenyihao。

wohaibachichuanyongdudeyinzidoushouhuilaile,zheixieniantamenshechiyongduguanle,guangkaolaobusideneidianyinzinayangdeqizheimeyidajiazidegaoxiaofei?

「niang,ninzheizenmebayinzishouhuiqulea?womenjiazheigeyuehuaxiaozenmebana?」

guoranwoneigeerxifufaxianfuliyinzishaole,jiulaizhaowole。

wotanzaichuangshang,chizheshuiguo,lanyangyangdipazhe。

「heng,nihaizhidaoguolai。nineizhangfuzailaoyelinsiqianneimemawo,woweinimencaolaozheimejiu,kejianyeluobudaoshenmehao,neiyihounimenjiuzijizhengqianzijihuaxiaoba。yebieyaowozheilaotaipozideqian。」

shuozhe,wohaiwangtajiaobiantulegeyingtaohe。

erxifuzheiyiting,juedewoshigengushenghuashengqi,caibaqiandoushouzoule,limaguolaihaoyanxiangquandao:「niang,shenghuayeshiyishiqingji,shuochulaidehuashangdaoninle,wozheijiuhuiqugentashuo。nindarenyoudaliang,biegentayibanjijiao。」

woduokailetayaodaguolaideshou,wobenlaijiuduitachushenbumanyi,haozaitaduzizhengqishenglegesunzi,yiqianwoshizuitengwoneigesunzi,xianzaikanlai,heng。

tayikanwoshizhenshengqile,yebuganqingjuwangdong,bianshuoyaohuiqugengushenghuashuoshuo,haohaoguolaigenwodaogeqian。

wobailebaishourangtaganjingun。

zairenyanqianhuanghuangyouyoudeguairerenxinfande!

meiliangtian,woneihaodaerguoranjiulaidengmenle。

kandaowoneierxifumeishaochuizhenbianfeng,woziwenzhiqiandaitabubo,dantayizhimeibawodangchengtademuqin,shenzhizuihourangwozheigelaopozibingsizaichuangshang。

wokanzhewozheigehaodaerlaiwozheili,guilexialai,haigonggongjingjingdiduiwokeleyigetou:「muqin,zhiqianshierzidecuo,erziyishizhiqireleninbukaixin,xianzaierzilaixiangninrencuodaoqian。」

哟!

kanlaifulishizhenmeiqianle,zheijiwohaodaerbiede,doulaigenwoxiaguidaoqianle。

zheishiguoquyeyoujigeyuele,yizhiyilaitadoumeilai。

wozuozaizhuweishanghezhexiaochashui,yidianyebuzheji,jiurangtaneimeguizhe。

他也不敢起来。

liangleyizhanchadeshijian,wofangxiachabeihuanhuandishuodao:「shenghua,suishuowoshinidejimu,danshinicongxiaodaoxianzaiwoyemeikuidaiguoni,womeixiangdaonixinliduiwohaishi,ai!」

wotanlekouqi,zhuangleyixiaxintongdebiaoqing。

「doushierzidecuo,erziziranzhidaonindaiwo,jiurutongqinshengerzineibanhao,erzidaininziranyeshiqinshengmuqinyiban。」gushenghuanengrenxialaizheikouqi,wohaishiyoudianpeifude。

zaitaxinliyizhidouyiweitadieneilaobusideshiweilequwo,cairangtaqinshengmuqinshangxinguoduqushi。

suoyiyizhidoujihenyuwo。

bushi,genwoyoushaguanxia?

yaolaibudelaitadieneigelaobusidema?

woshizaitaqinmaqushizhihoucaijiaguolaide,yaoshuowoyeshigeshouhaizhehaoma?

我还不想嫁呢!

wohaikexileyixia,zenmemeijiwozhongshenghuidaomeijiaguolaideshihoua!ai!

谁爱嫁谁嫁!

「neijiuhao,neijiuhao,xiaquba。」wodianlediantou,sishiduitadedaoqianjieshoule,bianjiuyaotahuiqu。

gushenghualengleyixia,talaidaoqiandemudejiushiweilezhaowoyaoqiana!

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